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[Takato Metallium]

Name/Nickname: Takato. Just Takato. That's all you need to know.

Age: 20 (as of 14/11 last year, born in the year 1985)

Sex: femme

Martial Status: taken (girlfriend) [yes; I'm a girl and I have a girlfriend, got a problem with that?]

Favourite OP Character(s)? Usopp, Sanji and Chopper

Is there anywhere else we can find you? You may find my (limited) One Piece fanart and fanfiction
http://strawberryhedgehog.deviantart.com <- for fanart

http://www.fanfiction.net/~takatometallium <- for fanfiction

I'm also joined up with OnePieceYaoi, SanjixUsopp and luffyzoro_yaoi on LJ under the username takatohedgehog.

Random Info:

Well, let's see…

I became an OP fan about three or four months ago when the dub started airing on my channel where I live. Yes, I had to contend with the dub but am slowly downloading the Japanese episodes thanks to KaizokuFansubs and Anime Yume. Having a Broadband connection rules like that >=3

Come to think of it, I think my fanism for OP pretty much started when I downloaded the openings and endings on a whim about December last year. Since then it's only grown.

Before anyone asks; my One Piece OTP is Sanji/Usopp. Pretty much since I see them as the most believable homosexual couple out of the Mugiwara Kaizokudan, and also because my girlfriend and I roleplay them on LJ and while we play Grand Battle against each other (our fights are so damn funny; all three battles wind up being nearly fifteen minutes long each!). My girlfriend Sam roleplays Sanji while I RP Usopp.
She pointed out a very creepy thing the other day while we were waiting for the bus - our shadows look like the two bois!
And our LJ username is cook_n_marksman, if you're ever interested in checking it out.

We're planning on attending AICon 2007 (Tasmania's inaugural Anime Island Convention) next year in a group cosplay as Sanji and Usopp. I've already got half my costume done, and she's going to make me a mallet like the one Uso-kun uses.

For those of you who are wondering: Yes, yes, I did write To Be A Woman and Our Rose Garden of Trust over on ff.net. I'm terribly sorry that I haven't updatd either for a while, but I've had other things on my hand. And for those of you who are thinking "WTF is she talking about?" go and check my fics out. You won't be sorry.

Ah…I think I got a little carried away there... :urg:All I meant to do was introduce myself....

[Local-chan]

GASP! You have a backstory! That means you can't be killed! Anyways, welcome to Arlong Park! You'll never leave! I'm the resident Demon Butcher, and also Robin's husband

Anyways, watch out for the branding irons, you WILL be branded by someone, anyways, have some fresh prime cut 'special' stuff hands you meat package

[Takato Metallium]

Thanks for the welcome and warning…I think. =3

hides meat package in bag

[Local-chan]

Yes, now for your sake I hope its the Usoppism cult, otherwise its the Arlong crew haha

[Duce of Transilvania]

Hello! welcome to the mad house!
1 2 Jango warned you about the branding irons, but he did warn you about me. I am the locale Soul Collector/Hunter. Takes you precious soul,
Thank you for that.

[Takato Metallium]

Geh.

You're…um...welcome? is starting to wonder if she made a wise decision about joining these forums

Is everyone I meet here going to be after something of mine? Cause they can't have my virginity...that belongs to my girlfriend >=3

[Local-chan]

nah, dun need yer virginity, I'll take any spare arms or legs you have tho?

[Takato Metallium]

Sorry, but no. Need my legs to walk and my arms/hands to draw and write, ya know? I can…lend you a lock of my hair to clone me so you have that extra arm and/or leg?

[Local-chan]

no, clone food tastes bad, sighs fine, gimmme a liver, you dun need that.

[Takato Metallium]

Fine. cuts out liver Here. hands liver to 1 2 Jango

unexpectedly dies of bloodloss and is resurrected

Damn. And I was so close to taking over Hell…

[Local-chan]

mmmm liver, cooks it ok! Ok! Anyone want some lamb chops? No? How about Chicken?

[Takato Metallium]

How about venison (deer)? [gomen gomen gomen to Chopper fans (as I'm one myself)…couldn't resist XD]

[Local-chan]

hmmm, thats not bad, I could sorta disguise it with my other 'meats' lol

[Duce of Transilvania]

@Takato:

Damn. And I was so close to taking over Hell…

You taking over Hell, lady, you think you could conquer my realm, my empire of evilness.
Don't forget i still have your soul.

[Takato Metallium]

There's gotta be a werewolf part of Hell, right?

Me being were, I wanna conqure that part.

Besides, if you've got my soul, then I'm already in Hell aren't I?

[Duce of Transilvania]

Ok, ok, you can be one of my many generals, because i controle all of Hell.
No your not in Hell, but that part will come, hahahaha i am actualy doing now a diabolical laugh
And what's with the werewolf thing, you said something similar in the picture thread.

[Takato Metallium]

Coolios.

Oh, the werewolf thing.

My girlfriend and I have figured out that I have werewolf blood from some part of my family, possibly my dad's side. I think it's to do with the fact that my dad's family mostly came from Europe (Germany, Spain, Portugal etc.)

You may or may not believe me, and I ain't going to defend myself from non-believers.

All I know is that:

1.) I can never seem to sleep during the full moon phase
2.) I have longer canines than most people I know and my ears are slightly pointed
3.) I have very acute senses of hearing, sight and smell
4.) I prefer my meat still juicy but edible
5.) I take up a lot of the bed, which a lot of dogs do.
6.) I'm growing my nails again but it really hurts. I heard that it hurts animals to grow their claws back or something along those lines.

[Monkey.D.Luffy 0]

S'up? Make yourself at home :biggrin:

[Duce of Transilvania]

Ok :yatta: we have a vampire/soul hunter and a werewolf, now we need a zombie and a mummy.

[supaluigi]

Welcome! Applies tattoo You are now member number 8,215 of Usopp's Pirate Crew! Enjoy your stay!

[Takato Metallium]

Well, thank Hades for that. =3 Yayness.

And thanks for the welcomes.

[ITSALION]

YAY, NEW BLOOD I MEAN PEOPLE!
throws Welcome notes all over the place
I hope you enjoy your stay, Takato.
But I have to do this.
GUM GUM WHIFFLE BAAAAAAAT!!!
WHAM

[Hunky Dory]

Welcome to Arlong Park Takato Metallium.

Share more art with us, post a lot and have a pleasant tommorrow if you survive today.:happy:

[nikuwadoko]

welcome Takato! Your sig is..interesting

[CosmicDebris]

Ah, welcome. You win for the most elaborate introduction. :biggrin: As you might have noticed, this forum is full of wierdos.

Cute avatar, btw. ^^

[Takato Metallium]

@CosmicDebris: Thanks. It's from a chibi SanUso doujin that was posted in OnePieceYaoi on LJ.

@Nikuwadoko: XD I saw it in an Usopp AMV on YouTube and couldn't resist. It just pleased my SanUso-corrupted mind.

@Hunky Dory: I think I've pretty much survived today. Does that mean I pass? And I've already posted some stuff up.

Thanks for the welcomes, everyone ^-^

[CosmicDebris]

@Takato:

@CosmicDebris: Thanks. It's from a chibi SanUso doujin that was posted in OnePieceYaoi on LJ.

If you ever happen see this doujin in complete form anywhere, please let me know!

[Takato Metallium]

Sure thing. But I'm afraid that at the moment, I've only seen it like that. I'll keep an eye out =3 It's not every day you come across a seme!Usopp doujin (seemingly o.O).

[CosmicDebris]

@Takato:

Sure thing. But I'm afraid that at the moment, I've only seen it like that. I'll keep an eye out =3 It's not every day you come across a seme!Usopp doujin (seemingly o.O).

Darn. Yeah, exactly. It's the only one I've ever seen. Hence, it's the only one I really want. XD SEME USOPP FTW.

[Takato Metallium]

There should be more Seme!Usopp. There's just not enough. If he can kick ass in battle if he wanted, I'm sure he'd rule the bed too X3.

tries hard not to snicker at the thought of UsoSan RP smex

Feel free to save my sig to your comp if you want. Like I said in an above post; I saw it in an AMV and couldn't resist. Taking it out of context… laughs

[Cochise]

Hello and welcome to Arlongpark.

[CosmicDebris]

@Takato:

There should be more Seme!Usopp. There's just not enough. If he can kick ass in battle if he wanted, I'm sure he'd rule the bed too X3.

Yeah, I'm not a big yaoi fan really, but I just like seeing a more assertive Usopp and not one always being seduced and uked into bed. XD

Feel free to save my sig to your comp if you want. Like I said in an above post; I saw it in an AMV and couldn't resist. Taking it out of context… laughs

It's from movie 3, actually. You might want to look through the OP Out of Context Thread, there's a lot of stuff like that. XD Plus it's hilarious.

[hyakamaru]

Welcome!

Beware of the cannibals….

[Takato Metallium]

Thanks to everyone for the warm (?) welcomes. I'll be using my Intro topic to rant and rave, if that's okay with people =3

News on my werewolf blood.

Well, it seems I definitely have werewolf blood in my family. We're trying to narrow it down to clans, seeing as how it seems I have traits from two of them. I'm going to have to continue researching.

Other News.

My girlfriend and I had our one month anniversary yesterday. I can't believe it's been a month since we got together, and I've enjoyed every minute of it. I hope the following months and/or years are just as wonderful.
We went to town yesterday and she brought me a black cross as an anniversary present. It's very beautiful, and I'll post a pic of it when I get the chance to. We got Asian takeout for tea and shared our meals.
Last night…well, let's just say I was seme >=3 Our first time, and I was seme ^-^ I definitely felt the werewolf blood then, and afterwards my calf muscles decided to f@ck up on me. >.< I hate my body sometimes.
But our makeout sessions so rule. It'll normally be forty-five minutes to an hour before either one of us takes a break >=3

Throw comments and criticisms my way. I don't care =3

[AWB]

Welcome to Arlong Park, werewolf.

Usopp fan, huh? That'll make you many a friend here. BTW, would you like to join the church of Usopp? Currently, we're fighting to get this placed renamed Usopp Park. So much more fitting that Arlong Park, aye?

And before you go- stabs you in the head with a pick-axe Sorry, I'm just insane. Here, have a broken light bright before you die.

[Takato Metallium]

rubs back of head and whines Why did you do thaaa~t?! As if I haven't died alreeeeeaaaaaddd…

falls to the floor and dies

is revived yet again

Dude; Usopp park would just rule. However, I'm not sure I should join after being stabbed in the back of the head with a pick-axe...

brings out Bo staff and whacks Pass the Rootbeer with it. HARD.

There. Now we're even. shakes blood off her bo