The sun shone through a smoggy day on the westcoast, when a trademark blue and red streak busted through the famed Hollywood sign that looked over the hills. Tourist's looked up in awe as the H in the sign fell with a crash.
"Me am Bizarro, Me am Worlds worst actor and me no want play Superman in Bryan Singer's horrible new Superman movie" the oddly misshappen figure said with a heartly laugh as he pulled himself from the wreckage. Taking a deep breath he spoke"Aahhh me hate Hollywood, air is sooo clean!!!". With that he flew off into the city in search of his destination.
Rita Farr, the woman known as Elasti-Girl was enjoying a romp through the local boutiques. It had been ages since she had been in Hollywood. Ever since she became the superhero know as Elasti-Girl she hadn't had time for her old life. Walking out of a store she noticed everyone staring in shock.
Bizarro swept through the city, he grabbed a bus and lifted it up off the ground. "Mr. Singer are you not in there?" he asked giving the bus a shake "Me am no ready for me close up".
"Of all the…" Elasti-girl said putting her bags down. "I guess there is no such thing as a day off, when you are a super hero she said. Using her natural abilities she grew several feet and called out "Hey Big Boy, why don't you put down the bus and play with me".
Bizarro looked at the strange woman calling him. "Huh, Strange little Woman want play with Bizarro. She must be smart, Bizzarro is number one loser. He will surely be beaten by tiny woman" Bizarro said tossing the bus aside and launching himself at Elasti-girl.