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    • L
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      I'm just curious, but would this be the worst, most humiliating job ever: working at a McDonald's in a Wal-Mart? The thought of it just seems… awful! I'm sure there's worse jobs, but still. That would have to be a real blow to anyone's dignity!:blink:

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        Working at a sweatshop.

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        • Cap'n Carter
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          I started my new job as a banquet server last night, and I already know the worst job ever: Elvis impersonator. Seriously, they hired one to sing at this shindig I waitered at, and all the old bitties went crazy and went up to kiss him and put dollar bills in his waistband.

          the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit

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          • NeoShweaty
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            working at a fast food place is bad, but working at a clothing store when you think they are paying you twice of what they actually are is worse.(actually happened to me)

            R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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              my friend works as a campus phone fundraiser, and he said its really awful; I can imagine it.

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                Worst job I can think of is crop picker.

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                • Buuhan1
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                  Plummer. Plain and simple.

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                    Plummers and Janitors are the worst.

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                    • warp
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                      someone who works at 4kids (jk)

                      but yeah janitor would be bad.

                      _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                      Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                        I assume you mean "plumber."

                        Do you have any idea how much money a plumber makes? Unionized, skilled laborers are very well paid. The man my family calls makes ~$50 an hour. "Dirty work" isn't always bottom-rung or low-paying.

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                        • warp
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                          No i mean janitor. As in a school one. That would suck hard

                          _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                          Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                            my current job. I get complained at, yelled at, and my boss is an immense fatass and thinks i'm his personal servant. He makes me get his breakfast and lunch EVERY FREAKING DAY i work there.

                            Atomic Poptart * Jadie@DevArt * Divine Intoxication

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                              Two words. Two vile and evil words.

                              Disney World.

                              If you value your dignity and sanity, do not work there! The head people at Disney are the most anal bastards in the entire universe. They make Arlong look like Squirtle!

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                                Coal miner.

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                                • Tony Tony Chopper
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                                  Mc Donalds lol

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                                    Your minds are clearly not deep enough in the gutter.

                                    House-keeping for an economy love hotel….grimace

                                    No matter where you go, there you are.

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                                      @omae:

                                      Your minds are clearly not deep enough in the gutter.

                                      House-keeping for an economy love hotel….grimace

                                      That anything like jizz-moppers? /Clerks reference

                                      buttcheeks

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                                      • omnichild
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                                        Hat maker. Know the term mad hatter?

                                        image credit to Fleur. <3

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                                        • NeoShweaty
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                                          @omae:

                                          Your minds are clearly not deep enough in the gutter.

                                          House-keeping for an economy love hotel….grimace

                                          to that end, how about janitor for some of the more extreme porn sets like skat or piss or puke porn? that is some sick shit

                                          R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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                                          • Sandai Mera
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                                            Well putting the amount of income aside.

                                            Obstercian(sp)- Doctors that handle childbirth

                                            Teachers - God forbid if you get a smartass in your class that asks
                                            you a rhetorical question.

                                            Janitor - Three words: Backed Up Toilet.

                                            Eurologist

                                            Head Coach For The N.Y. Knicks - Larry Brown should've just left unwell enough alone.

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                                            • Onigumo
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                                              wimps. Try THESE on for size…

                                              http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,7-2004442076,00.html

                                              If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                The worst job ever? Giving commercial pamphlets out. You walk a lot and you earn almost nothing.

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                                                  The worst job is "job hunting" for these reasons.

                                                  1. You try so hard to get your first job and you stress out if they even call you back
                                                  2. You get a job but it turns out to be the job you least wanted.
                                                  3. You might get fired from that job you hated

                                                  and that would be a crappy cycle to get into.

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                                                    Telemarketer. Nobody likes those. Although they're really annoying, people can be pretty rude to telemarketers.

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                                                    • Ms. Suave Debonair
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                                                      @Buuhan1:

                                                      Plummer. Plain and simple.

                                                      Not for the shit loads of money they get.

                                                      One of those people you stand in the street trying to ask people questions, they get so much stick and no-one likes them.

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                                                        I'm afraid you've all got it wrong. THIS is in fact the worst job ever:

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                                                        • Sandai Mera
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                                                          What about Child Star (TV).

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                                                            "worst job ever" doesn't mean anything to me. making fun of shitty jobs like janitor sounds lame to me.

                                                            what about prostitute, guys? that's an horrible work that nobody does because he/she wants to.

                                                            any other job is ok.

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                                                            • Greg
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                                                              Gynecologist

                                                              Laugh all you want, you don't think the majority of your patients are coming in because they're 'healthy' do you?

                                                              ugh

                                                              No matter where you go, there you are.

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                                                                Most of the jobs on this site come to mind:

                                                                http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/dirtyjobs/about/about.html

                                                                I think of the jobs I've seen on that show, the ones that squicked me most was the alligator raising job, and the guys who make fertilizer.

                                                                Oh, and the guys who clean out sewers. Ick.

                                                                Golfball retrieval looked like it sucked pretty hard too.

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                                                                  Barnyard Masturbator

                                                                  DVD Collection

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                                                                  • captain usopp
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                                                                    refering to that link with the 8 worst jobs, and the Dr. thing, with drinking pee. Actually, I heard, back in the olden day, if you wanted to know if someone had diabetees (sp), you'd taste a bit of their pee. people with diabetees have lots of sugar in their pee and it will taste sweet.

                                                                    Telemarketer is pretty crappy: everyone hates you, but you have to be annoying and persistant. it's your job. And it's usually commision, so of coarse your not gonna stop talking, the more sales you make, the more money you get.

                                                                    Janitor. meh, I don't mind cleaning.

                                                                    I think worst job all has to do with who you are working for. Point in case; I worked for 2 different subways, and hated one and loved one. The work was exactly the same. One store had a jerk, inconsiderate, gross, cheep ass trroll for a manager. The other was really nice and understanding. Ikea is a great place to work. Hey, I'd be a janitor for Ikea. I'd do anything to work at Ikea.

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                                                                      @Hobo-Ou:

                                                                      Barnyard Masturbator

                                                                      Well, I'll bet the animals appreciate your work.:wub:

                                                                      If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                                        Gynecologist

                                                                        Laugh all you want, you don't think the majority of your patients are coming in because they're 'healthy' do you?

                                                                        ugh

                                                                        /me immediatly thinks of ghostbusters 2:

                                                                        egon spengler: "i would like to make gynecologic tests on the mother"

                                                                        peter venkman: "everybody would like to!"

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                                                                        • Greg
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                                                                          /me immediatly thinks of ghostbusters 2:

                                                                          egon spengler: "i would like to make gynecologic tests on the mother"

                                                                          peter venkman: "everybody would like to!"

                                                                          Wow. I need to watch those movies again. So much stuff over my head as a little dumpling.

                                                                          No matter where you go, there you are.

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                                                                            @captain:

                                                                            refering to that link with the 8 worst jobs, and the Dr. thing, with drinking pee. Actually, I heard, back in the olden day, if you wanted to know if someone had diabetees (sp), you'd taste a bit of their pee. people with diabetees have lots of sugar in their pee and it will taste sweet.

                                                                            Some people in Japan say drinking pee is good for your health. o.O So some kids back in my elementary did science research over the summer vacation, and drunk their own pee. I don't know how they'd prove that pee is good or not, but … cheers to their courage o.O

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                                                                              Ha ha..go try being a bather for a dog groomer. Nothing like expressing anal glands.

                                                                              Brandee

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