I have no idea what the readers of this topic do for fun, but after finishing draft one of the "Eneru" biography, I tired out. Nothing reinvigorates my interest in One Piece than a little bit of satire.
I now present to the readers a great deal of satire!
For those who are unaware, Unencyclopedia is an over-the-top parody of Wikipedia; it's a place where vandalism is encourage, stupidity rampact and chaos reigns supreme. It is also the only vent by which I can actually release my "darker" side, namely, the part of me that wants to curse but respects social conventions so strongly all my insults come out as "fudge", "crack" or "snozzberry".
I am sharing this glowing gem of an article with you lot because I would like to see it expanded; we're all One Piece fans, so it's easier to make fun of the characters we love. Personally, I think it would be hillarious if we could utterly mock the proper Wikipedia entry by having daily maintinence to this small article.
Intelligent writing is preferred, though non-sequiturs are welcome, too. Just make it funny! Touch not what has already be touched (haha); I myself am working on several new angles for the characters (especially Usopp). Go forth, young delinquents!