I saw this kind of Thread at another forum and thought i share it here,this is where you post ideas what you could do if you watched too much one piece.
1.You think that the fruit stand near your house is selling some devil fruit.
2.You think that a tsunami is Aqua Lagua.
You ask your boss: "My employee number is 205106, and his is 196331… does that mean I'm less powerful than him?" (Baroque Works joke)
You start getting more paranoid about there being a World government someday soon…
You attempted to hold a real katana in your mouth (and hurt your jaw really bad ^^;)
You relate things in everyday life to One Piece
You start noticing people that are similar to One Piece characters...
...
can't think of anymore.
*** PlasticStar5 Instagram***
You name your pet goldfish "Arlong".
you wear a chopper backpack to school
<_<
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I must have one of those…
After eating a fruit, which you think was a devil fruit you never to take bath, or shower ever again.
After eating one fruit thinking its a devil fruit you never eat another fruit ever again because you fear that you will explode.
@Usopp:
You name your pet goldfish "Arlong".
I think I might just do that.
@pirateneko:
You start getting more paranoid about there being a World government someday soon…
You attempted to hold a real katana in your mouth (and hurt your jaw really bad ^^;)
You relate things in everyday life to One Piece
You start noticing people that are similar to One Piece characters...
...
can't think of anymore.
I did that before and it hurt badly, it is imposible to hold one in your mouth. Does zorro have like a mouth of steel.
I think he trained real hard.
Haha, my cousin named her goldfish Ace…
You run up to your fellow OP-watching friends and yell out "SHIGAN!" as you poke them sharply in the side.
...That's the best I've got, considering I actually do that….
You've named your green bagpack momuu, and your black CD player Laboon
You go to the nurse's office at school saying that you have the I'll-die-if-I-go-to-next-period-disease.
When a telemarketer calls, you answer the phone and say "This is the shitty restruant. You wanna make an order?". I've actually done that before.
Rappin' Chopper:
"Yo; I was a reindeer livin' out in 'da snow! But then this old geeza' doctor brought me into his home! After healin' my wounds, I felt real phat. Then, old docta' Hiruk gave me this blingin' hat! My family beat me, shunt me, but it's all tight. Because I'm doin' my doctor remedies all night. I look like freak with my Human Human fruit. But now I'm with some gangsta' pirates who like to steal loot! All the girls like my blue nose. Yeah; it's the way that I get the Record scratching. Usopp's the guy with all 'da glory. He's my main man with all his tight stories. Zolo's Santoryu skills are on ice. You betta' watch out, or you gonna get sliced! Sanji's the cook servin' up the main dish. Don't mess with him, unless that's your wish. Luffy's 'da captain with the straw hat! His Gum Gum skills are real real tight. Vivi's the princess of Alabasta. Now we gotta head there, and we betta' do it faster!"
You talk about feeling Super, and strike dramatic sentai poses before going to the store for ice cream.
When you fight someone you use a sharp object to injure yourself like Zoro vs. Cabaji.
You have a picture of Al Kahn on the wall that you throw darts at.
When you try to punch someone you yell,
"Gomu-Gomu No pistol!"
When you try to punch someone you yell,
"Gomu-Gomu No pistol!"
I did that before,i said "Gomu-Gomu No STORMMM"(contiune contiune punching),"Gomu-Gomu No pistol!" and "Gomu-Gomu No bazooka!"
Isn't there already a thread like this?
oh, and when you buy a strawhat rather than a cool hatt>? (gay) lol
when you..
started referring spiral mosquito repellant to sanji's eyebrow
become stupid enough to scar yourself under the eye
try and make ramen through the nose
called your aunty next door ms. merry christmas
that's all i can think now..:laugh:
YOu start using certain sentences in your every-day dialogue ("dereshi…dereshi" or "gomu gomu no...washing machine!)
You make/contribute to lists like these
When you can watch the raws and completely understand what they are saying without knowing Japanese.
When you declare that your dream is to become an icecream man and you don't care if you dieing trying to accomplsih it.
When you run throughout your town yelling PIRATES ARE COMING.
When you ask a reindeer to fix your injuries.
When you post a Missing Cat or Dog poster, and offer a 100, 000, 000 berri reward.
Concasse {コンカッセ}
start smoking two cigaretts (or cigars) at the same time
俺のなかまを守る為に、俺はもっと強くなる！！
When you jump in and shout out I'll protect my nakama when your teacher is scolding your friend
JOIN THE ULTIMATE ONE PIECE EXPERIENCE!!
BECAUSE ITS MY DREAM
THAT'S WHY I WONT MIND DYING FOR IT
(Monkey D. Luffy)
When you walk up to a Starbucks with your friends, you start saying "Un, duex, trois!", "Okama way!", and "Lesson!".
You run up to your fellow OP-watching friends and yell out "SHIGAN!" as you poke them sharply in the side.
…That's the best I've got, considering I actually do that….
Raises hand I'm guilty of that.
When you have more One Piece Mp3s on you Ipod than anything else.
Thanks E1n for the sig, and Traitor_Jim for the refine.
When watching an episode of Inuyasha (just a coincidence I assure you), after seeing Kilala(the fire cat-thing) fall into a lake, I thought she'd drown because devil fruit users can't swim. Then I thought, "WTF was I thinking?":blink:
When you go to school dressed up as a One Piece character and claim ur the real thing.
@Devilfruitgrower:
When you have more One Piece Mp3s on you Ipod than anything else.
Guilty as charged over here! XD
When someone goes to hurt you you yell TEKKAI! thinking that you won't get hurt and your body will feel like steel.
You try to tie knives to a rope and yell rope hitch knives while throwing them at your friend.
You try to kick the air and float up like CP9.
You imagine your someone in One Piece.
You try to strect ur arm with a pulling thingy.
You try to do only kicks in a fight.
You legally change your name to someone in OP's name
You and your friends start a pirate crew and u use a dog as chopper.
Set sailing the sea on a little wooden raft and try to find gold.
make a 4 pound hammer and make it look like it weighs 5tons
thats all i can think.
start smoking two cigaretts (or cigars) at the same time
Seriously. Just don't smoke at all.
You run up to your fellow OP-watching friends and yell out "SHIGAN!" as you poke them sharply in the side.
…That's the best I've got, considering I actually do that….
hahaha! i've done that to my friends before! even made a mini comic about one incident…
@Senshi:
You go to the nurse's office at school saying that you have the I'll-die-if-I-go-to-next-period-disease.
When a telemarketer calls, you answer the phone and say "This is the shitty restruant. You wanna make an order?". I've actually done that before.
i've answered the phone like that before X3
When you have more One Piece Mp3s on you Ipod than anything else.
yep, me too! X3 'cept i'm too poor to own an ipod >.> they're all in my mac (yay itunes)
*** PlasticStar5 Instagram***
When the most played song on your ipod is Kokoro no Chizu or some other One Piece song.
When your teacher picks on you and you respond by saying "That's sexual harrassment."
You're thinking of naming your kid after an OP character.
If you're a girl, you fix your glasses like Kalifa does.
….can't think of anything else.
When the most played song on your ipod is Kokoro no Chizu or some other One Piece song.
When your teacher picks on you and you respond by saying "That's sexual harrassment."
If you're a girl, you fix your glasses like Kalifa does.
I Fix my glasses like Kuro. Somtimes Preist Ohm. But Regretfully, I use Kalifa's type the most. I'm also guilty of the first one. But the second one is funny. I should try that.
I always fix my glasses like Ohm.
You try and pull your hair over your left eye whenever you cook.
You grab your nose and pull on it hopping it will stretch out and become like Usopp.
Whenever you goto the beach you put on a speedo, a hawaian shirt and a gold chain.
Whenever you try and hypnotise someone you say "1 2 Jango!".
i did the 1,2 jango before to my friend
I actually fix my glasses like Kuro's a lot.
You know you read/watch to much One Piece when
-you start screaming "DIE FLASHILY" and imitating Richi.
-You dance like Jango
-You start to roll your "R"s like Franky does
-You refer to your group of friends as Baroque Work members
-Your favorite character is Eiichiro Oda
-You think that you won't die from an atomic bomb or having your neck snapped
-When you dress up as Jango for Halloween, and your friend dressed up like Kuro starts hitting on you o___0;
-You start saying "Yoyoi~~~~!!" a lot.
…make a thread that is like "You know you watch too much One Piece when you..."
You try to feed fruit to inanimate objects.
You push your teacher into the swimming pool to find out if she has "evil fruit" powers
You make your girlfriend dye her hair orange/blue
You try to catch a cannonball (and die horribly)
when you started laughing dereshishishsi..
when you started thinking are there islands on clouds..
JOIN THE ULTIMATE ONE PIECE EXPERIENCE!!
BECAUSE ITS MY DREAM
THAT'S WHY I WONT MIND DYING FOR IT
(Monkey D. Luffy)
When the most played song on your ipod is Kokoro no Chizu or some other One Piece song.
You're thinking of naming your kid after an OP character.
….can't think of anything else.
pretty close, only my most played One Piece song is Before Dawn
um…. If I have a girl, I'm gonna name her Robin >.>;
*** PlasticStar5 Instagram***
Here's one sign that I've watched too much One Piece. In Photography class last year, our final exam was to put on a slideshow, and chose the song. I took pics of landscapes, and played Memories. I got a few weird looks.
… turn OP-related nouns into adjectives (or slangy descriptive phrases):
"Stop being so Sanji -- I've already told you I'm not interested in you!"
"Well, that was a Nami way to resolve the conflict..."
"It's a nice little town, but it's no Grand Line..."
"You seem different today. Did you swallow a devil fruit or something?"
[Note: someone here in AP even has a definition for "pulling a Vivi" in their signature!]
"Over-thinking,
over-analyzing …"
......-- Tool (from Lateralus)
In Acting & Directing class, we were playing this warm-up game (it has to do with status) when the whole class is in a circle Each person has to a pose with a sound (everyone got at least one chance). The rest of the group has to repeat that pose/sound. When it was my cue to go next, I made a Kumadori pose and said "Yoiyoi!". Everyone did the exact same thing, except they said Yoiyoi funny. I forgot to have one eye closed, though. ~.~
-When you start calling people bakas even when they aren't being one
-You read that Nami's and Robin breast sizes are these measurments, and then you try to measure them yourself
-You remember that it's one of SH's birthday, and you get a card before realizing they're not real.
-When you have more OP reading material than any other reading material
-You start refering to Ace as Trace and Smoker as Chaser
-In geography class you called the equator the GL and the prime meridian as the Red Line
Whenever you see a wolf, you point at it yelling "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JABURA, STOP TRYING TO HIDE."
I did fight a guy using Gomu Gomu no pistol, bazuca, storm, and used shigan..the strange thing is that i kicked his ass!:blink:
When you write in your will "My One Piece colection?Yes its in that place, go and get it"
When every time you jump you put your hand in your head
When you take three sheets of paper, rol them put one in your mouth and claim you can use santoryou(i did that)
When everytime you see something cool you stick your thong out and say "SUGÈEEE"
When you go out on a party with your friends, climb on a tall structure and sing "Captain Ussop verse 187….."
When you go to your father or grandfather and say "Oi kuso gigi"
When everytime your hungry you go running to your kitchen yeling "Niku niku niku niku..." or "Meshi meshi meshi meshi.."
you called your mobile phone "den den mushi"
when you slice vegetables at the kitchen and yelling "36 pondou hou hiyaaaaah"
