Granted. You are your grandma for a day.
I wish I could get back into my workout routine.
Granted. You are your grandma for a day.
I wish I could get back into my workout routine.
Wish Granted! You are now in rehab for the steriods you took to help.
I wish I could understand L337.
Granted, but your IQ is so low that it's funny. ^__^.
I wish that Eneru killed Waipa and Gan forr.
Granted. Rabid Wiper fangirls disembowel you on your front lawn.
I wish I had some ice cream.
Done. In a surprise twist, Luffy is defeated and the crew is put the death. End of One Piece.
I wish I was the most popular person on this forum.
Granted, everybody loves picking on you.
I wish people would pay attention.
Granted, but now if someone has a little bit of writing that has been wrongly writed (such as "hello! i am happy! ", and someone writes it as "Hello! I am happ!"), everyone at the forum will post about it, and the forum will be flooded from the posts like that.
I wish i could get a Chopper plushie.
Granted, but it's possessed by a malevolent spirit and chases you around and scares small children.
I wish I had all the One Piece volumes.
You find them for a great deal and buy them, then find out they're all soaked with piss and no refunds allowed.
I wish that I could get this week over with.
Granted. The next week is ten times worse.
I wish I was finished my English course.
You're now finished, but you failed, so you have to do it again.
I wish it would be 1:20 already, it's been 1:15 for like…forever @_@
Granted, but now its 1:20 forever literally.
I wish I knew how to draw. I have no art skills.
Granted! You are enlightened with all artistic knowledge - but your hands fall off.
I wish I could recall the last 70 days of my life for my Learning Journal.
Granted, but you just write "I AM A FISH" over and over
I wish I could get a better score at Tetris
Granted, but your friends get jealous and spam your email with endless streams of WapolxKumadori yaoi. 0_0
I wish I was making out with Nami right now.
Granted, but it's not Nami; it's Igarama disguised as Nami.
I wish I had a giraffe.
Granted, but it turns out to be Kaku and kills you dead.
I wish I had some delicious pretzels.
Fine. But everyone else takes them cos they're so tasty.
I wanna know rokushiki. All six forms.
Granted, but while enjoying an "intimate moment" with your girlfriend, you used Shigan at a VERY inopportune time. And killed her.
I wish I had the One Piece pics I need.
Granted, but your sibling color all over them.
I wish or some delicious chocolate pretzels. That are covered with actual chocolate.
Granted, its unsweetened chocolate.
I wish I had the three next gen consoles plus some of the games that go with them.
Granted! But your house get broken into.
I wish my little brother wouldn't be so annoying.
Granted, he kills you in your sleep so you don't have to suffer him anymore.
I hope for a fun and productive summer. And that I pasted Group Structures and Processes.
Granted, but the aliens erase your memory.
I wish I had a puppy that never peed anywhere but on the grass and also would attack other people only when told and never me.
Granted, but it's gaze turns people to stone.
I wish I had a giant robot under my control, just for the sake of having a giant robot and maybe taking over the world, depends on my mood.
Granted. But the other guy has an even bigger robot.
I wish Meta Knight lived in my house and was my bodyguard.
Granted, but his giant warship doesn't fit in your garage. (the horror)
I wish I had a time machine that used E-mail spam as fuel.
Granted. You accidentally travel back through time and prevent spam from being invented. You are trapped in the past.
I wish I got to hang out with the Star Wars.
Granted, you get to hang out with the Star Wars….Jedi religious fanatics! Suffer as they brag about their power levels! (Shoulda ended that sentence with a proper noun).
I wish for good grammar on the Internet.
Granted, now everyone is saying even MORE retarded things, but at least they're correct now. Not really. -_-
I wish that I sing Thriller outloud right now
granted, but people decide you're on something and then arrest you.
I wish I had my two essays done.
Granted, but all you wrote is "I AM A FISH" over and over again.
I wish something good was on TV.
Okay, how about a lovely blancmange, sitting on the TV and melting into the vents on top?
I wish 411 would come out already. In perfect English.
Granted, but it gets recalled by the government and banned by Dick Cheney.
I wish Dick Cheney didn't exist.
Granted, but you can't read english anymore.
I wish I knew the code for Ucas ;-;
I would say granted, but I don't know it either :(
I wish I could punch everyone (really hard) who wants Hilary to be President.
Wish granted, they are motivated and motivate others to vote her into office because of the pain.
I wish I didn't have so many grey hairs.
Granted, but you turn into Cousin It.
I wish it was 7:00pm
Granted, but Lord Verko the Smasher has pencilled in his day timer under 7:00 "Kill 1 2 Jango and steal his woman"
I wish I had some gold coins that weren't cursed.
Granted, but Nami steals them anyways
I wish Nami wouldn't steal stuff.
Granted, but now she has to marry Spandam since she doesn't have any money to support herself.
I wish a new chapter of One Piece was released everyday.
Granted, but Oda's quality of work decreases to the point of scribbles.
I wish someone would think up my next wish.
Okay, your wish was that you wished to die and now your dead.
I wish that I passed my exams with ease.
Granted, but they found out you cheated and expelled you.
I wish I wasn't all sweaty. I wish I was clean instead.
Granted, but you trip and fall into a mud puddle in the next hour.
I wish I had a credit card.
You get one but now it's corrupted your mind and you think you're better then everyone else. So now you have no friends but you stil have your piece of importent plastic.
I wish my school didn't undercook my chicken sandwich.
Granted, but now all your other foods will be burned to black.
I wish i could referral someone to Marapets from this link:www.marapets.com/refer.php?id=Torchic
Granted, but the site is irretrievably crashed.
I wish for some free Doritos with nothing bad in them or on them.
Granted, but they're going to be stale.
I wish I was in Japan right now.
granted, but you have no money and cant speak japanese.
i wish i could read a hundred Terry Pratchett books :wub: