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    • K
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      Ok this is a game where one person makes a wish :EX: I wish that i could fly:
      and some one else trys to corupt it :EX: Wish granted but you fly to high and get hit by a plane: after you corrupt a wish make a wish.

      Ill start us off

      I wish 4kid's didnt ruin one piece.

      "These are a kinder gentler Nazi," -McGuckin

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      • B
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        Wish granted! But then they go and ruin someone else's favorite show.

        I wish I were taller!

        \\

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        • NeoShweaty
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          wish granted, you are now 6'5" but you are trapped in a room that is 6' tall for the rest of your life

          i wish i was the richest man in the world

          R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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          • Bounty1Berry
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            Fine. But did I mention we're gonna have hyperinflation tomorrow?

            I wanna be a gyojin!

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              And so you are. However, you never get used to the fish smell, or they're method of reproduction.

              I wish for a world of justice and peace.

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              • Bounty1Berry
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                Fine, but you're gonna deal with Vash the Stampede running around hollering
                "Peace and Love" every ten seconds.

                I wish I could get those *#**% at the power supply company to respond to my return-of-defective goods request.

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                • onemoment
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                  They do respond, but they don't give you useful advice.

                  I wish for a magic lamp.

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                    Wish granted. Humanity stopes fighting for all eternity, but we are invaded by aliens the next day.

                    I wish i was god.

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                    • K
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                      Wish granted but the devil infiltrates heaven the next day.

                      I wish that coins had only one side.

                      "These are a kinder gentler Nazi," -McGuckin

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                      • NeoShweaty
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                        fine but the people revolt and hang you for your wish

                        I wish the four horseman showed up at my doo, signalling the end of the world (make that worse :p)

                        R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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                        • K
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                          Wish granted, but afterward's they smear there poo all over your face.

                          I wish for ultamate power.

                          "These are a kinder gentler Nazi," -McGuckin

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                          • NeoShweaty
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                            wish granted but you only have unlimited power when you eat poo

                            someone else wish for something

                            R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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                            • Onigumo
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                              I wish I could speak and read all languages perfectly without ever getting any of them mixed up.

                              If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                              • Creeping_Wrath
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                                It's done, but now 98% of your brain is filled with dead languages.

                                I wish I could get laid.

                                You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

                                What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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                                • NeoShweaty
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                                  You do but your penis (ill assume your a guy because it works better) never gets erect ever again after it

                                  I wish i was a mangaka with the success and adoration of oda, toriyama, kishimoto, morikawa and the other greats combined.

                                  R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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                                    You become that, but it involves back breaking work, and you only make one successful comic. You live the rest of your life in anonimity. (sP)

                                    I wish some of these responses made more sense…people revolt against you for one-sided coins?

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                                      • Onigumo
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                                        Granted on the one sided coins, but you will never get to call the coin toss, and will thus lose every coin toss.

                                        I wish I could teleport anywhere I desired whenever I wanted to.

                                        If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                        • Creeping_Wrath
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                                          It's done, but you also become depressed a lot now too since traveling was half the fun so you sometimes wish yourself to hell…or other places

                                          I wish that someone would agree with me that "Moo" is the best word ever.

                                          You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

                                          What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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                                          • Caracal
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                                            Granted, but now the word "moo" has been forbidden by the government, and anyone caught using it will have a hand cut off.

                                            I wish I could understand what animals were saying.

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                                            • captain sogeking
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                                              granted but you find out that all the animals hate you.

                                              I wish I was immortal

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                                              • Onigumo
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                                                Granted, but soon "Moo" will become so Moo to everyone that Moo will become repititous and then Moo will no longer be Moo, but instead be terribly Moo.

                                                I wish for a computer with infinite hard dirve space that is virus proof and will never lose your information.

                                                If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                • Creeping_Wrath
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                                                  It's done, but now when you try and delete all your porn from your mom, it's never able to go away.

                                                  I wish that I could talk to this one girl I know…

                                                  You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

                                                  What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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                                                  • Caracal
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                                                    captain sogeking - Granted, but time will now speed up and soon you will be the only person alive.

                                                    onigumo - Granted, but the PC requires so much power that you will never be able to keep it running for more than a few seconds, and recieve a huge electric bill for doing so.

                                                    I wish I could travel in time.

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                                                      Granted you are immortal, but you continue to age.

                                                      I wish i was the absolute leader of a European Empire, that will last a thousand years.

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                                                        It's granted, but now everyone other country in the world is attacking you, and your rage of being on the brink of almost winning or losing will last for thousands of years

                                                        I wish people wouldn't take so long to post in this topic

                                                        You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

                                                        What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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                                                        • NeoShweaty
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                                                          @onemoment:

                                                          I wish some of these responses made more sense…people revolt against you for one-sided coins?

                                                          how does that make any less sense than anything else in this topic?

                                                          R.I.P. (for now) KO-Scans

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                                                          • Solar Knight
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                                                            @Creeping_Wrath:

                                                            I wish people wouldn't take so long to post in this topic

                                                            Now the entire thread is riddled with rediculous typos and shorthand.

                                                            I wish I could rule the entire world.

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                                                              Your brutal regime over the world lasts only a few months before you are beheaded by a large swarm of revolutionaries after turning your own men against you.

                                                              I wish I knew what to wish for.

                                                              If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                                Now you do, but you'll never get it.

                                                                I wish I had godly powers.

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                                                                  Granted, you're now the God of every Naruto fan under 13.

                                                                  I wish I had a mirror that would let me see anything I wanted.

                                                                  If all my talents and powers were taken away from me by some inscrutable Providence, and I had my choice of keeping but one, I would unhesitatingly ask to be allowed to keep the Power of Speaking, for through it, I would quickly recover all the rest.

                                                                  –Daniel Webster

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                                                                  • TakinawaTonfa
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                                                                    Granted, but the mirror is dirty and every glass cleaner leaves streaks on it.

                                                                    I wish I had Nico Robin's Devil Fruit power. (Disregarding if I was still able to swim or not)

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                                                                      Granted, but you are now considered a freak and a threat to humanity.

                                                                      I wish I could turn into a cat.

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                                                                      • TakinawaTonfa
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                                                                        Granted:

                                                                        I wish I was immune to all diseases in the world.

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                                                                          Granted, but immediately after, someone comes up and shoots you in the face.

                                                                          I wish all forms of corruption would end.

                                                                          ![](images/smilies/taboo/tabs.png "Ron Swanson")

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                                                                            Granted, but now Political Corectness is the law of the land, and anything offensive is now illegal.

                                                                            I wish I had a magic cauldron that would produce any food I desired.

                                                                            If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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                                                                              granted but people start to hear of this magic cauldren and they all try to use it and it creates a massive war between the people over who owns it..

                                                                              I wish I got an extra 5.2% interest on my savings account..

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                                                                                Granted. But then your internet bill triples.

                                                                                I wish I wasn't so bored.

                                                                                Thanks E1n for the sig, and Traitor_Jim for the refine.

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                                                                                  Granted, but your savings become zero.

                                                                                  I wish that "lucci/shichibukai topic" would end.

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                                                                                    Granted, but then a Kaku/shichibukai topic opens.

                                                                                    I wish I had all of the pleasures in life.

                                                                                    ![](images/smilies/taboo/tabs.png "Ron Swanson")

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                                                                                      Wish granted just say the pleasure you want and it activates.

                                                                                      I wish this thread would close

                                                                                      (yes i am being a smartass)

                                                                                      _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                                                                                      Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                                                                                      • TakinawaTonfa
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                                                                                        Granted, but I'm not a moderator so screw it.

                                                                                        I wish I had a beer.

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                                                                                          i wish 4kids would just die

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                                                                                            Granted. But then another bad Company comes up.

                                                                                            I wish Nami and Robin would take off their shirts. (this is my perv side)

                                                                                            Thanks E1n for the sig, and Traitor_Jim for the refine.

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                                                                                              They do but then a worse dubbing comany comes and takes the rights to One Piece in america.

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                                                                                                Granted. But then another bad Company comes up.

                                                                                                I wish Nami and Robin would take off their shirts. (this is my perv side)

                                                                                                Oh, they do, but just after you go blind. In fact, they swear off shirts altogether. Also, you're hands have been cut off, you accidentally groped Zoro or something.

                                                                                                I wish this topic was more organized. Everyone should respond to the topic above them.

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                                                                                                  Wish granted this topic is more orgainised but then every one leaves.

                                                                                                  I wish i had a super fast computer.

                                                                                                  "These are a kinder gentler Nazi," -McGuckin

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                                                                                                    You get the super fast computer, but it will never be able to connect to the internet.

                                                                                                    I wish I was able to understand what the negative consequences of each wish would be prior to their being made.

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                                                                                                      Granted, you now have no more wishes.

                                                                                                      I wish I was the World's Greatest Warrior.

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                                                                                                        Granted, but you now have a 7-inch nose. And that's it.

                                                                                                        I wish I had super strength.

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