This is what slow days at work does to people:
So the whole discussion here started as the typical dilemma of who would win between a ninja and a pirate and eventualy became a whole full blown match, with rules, between Ninja and anything anyone could think of, and we managed to get a few other people around the kitchen involved.
Here are the rules:
We're pitting a ninja in a one on one battle against another opponent.
The setting is your typical remote deserted island with a mountain, jungle, beaches and stuff.
Each opponenet starts off with their default equipment, ie. swords, daggers, shuriukens for ninjas.
There can only be one winner: only one gets to leave the island alive!!!!
Each new post will decide the winner of the matchup in the previous post and decide a new matchup; be creative: in the hour and a half me and my two co-workers wasted on this we pitted the our poor ninja against anything from pirates to Darth Vader to Richard Simmons!!
Oh and please explain your reasoning behind for whoever wins!
Ok now to begin this in the same way we stared off at work today:
Ninja vs Pirate
Here are a few verified known facts about the two contestants :