AWB1's spanking paddle O' song parodies

CaptainAWB1

Well everyone else was making creativity threads with sexually-suggestive titles……

Okay. You’ve seen a bunch of threads about fanart and cosplay, but I'm going to do something a little different. I've been creating song parodies for a couple of years, and I've decided to make a couple of anime-related ones.

This is one I've been working on for a while. I completed it a while ago, and made a few changes to it today. It's a parody of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" entitled "Liar Boo". It's about Usopp growing up and becoming one of the Strawhats. Enjoy. Or hate.

It’s morning on a Saturday
The regular sun shines in
There's an old feeling inside of me
Time to tell some lies and sin
“Damn it, kid, must you do this every time?”
They yell at me as I ran
But life’s bittersweet, through victory or defeat
I promise to savor as much as I can

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
Just as long as it doesn’t bite

Now Kaya at the mansion is a friend of mine
She’s stuck in bed, sick as can be
I stop by to say hi, as she enjoys a good lie
But that Klahadore guy surely hates me
He said, "Kid, I‘ve been scheming for so long
So it would surely be wise to suppose
That if you decide to unleash the hero inside
I‘ll use my claws to scrap off your nose"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Luffy is a real time pirate
Who’s never out of time for a snack
And he’s avoiding the locker of Davy, and also the navy
And he uses his rubber body to attack
And he’s practicing his Gomu Gomu skills
As his first mate slowly gets drunk
Yes, I’m sneaking some beers with my crewmates
Until the navigator hits our heads with a thunk

Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
Just as long as it doesn’t bite

We’re a pretty proud group today
And our victory makes me smile
'Cause I know it is we who saved my village, you see
So we’re at piece for a while
And the new ship, it sails like a dream
And the front has a giant goat head
We‘ve traveled so far, though I should take a car
But I think I’ll travel with my nakamas instead

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Tell us a tale, you're the Liar Boo
Tell us a tale tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a tall tale
And we hope that you’ll do alright

I'll post more when I come up with something good and if anyone can tolerate this crap.

EDIT-
Comments?

CaptainAWB1

Since everyone got a hoot out of this on livejournal, I guess I'll post it here. Enjoy "King Soge" a parody of Eminem's "My Name Is"

Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the readers for one second?

Hi otakus! Do you like graphic violence? (Yup, yup, yup!)
Wanna see me shoot burning fire pellets through some dude’s flappin’ eyelids? (Yee-ha!)
Wanna see me do what I do like I do? (Hell yeah!)
Lose Luffy and get fked up in my mind, too? (Huh?)
My life’s dead, mate. I'm tryin to get the facts straight
but I can't figure out whose crew I’m on now (Huh..)
And Cap. Luffy said, "Usopp, you a basehead!
Uh-huh! So why's your nose red? Man, you pointless!"
Well since the manga started, I've felt like I'm just hated
Cause I see my original self was too goofy to be taken seriously
Got pissed bad and ripped Luffy’s pride off
And impact-dialed him so hard I knocked his hat right off his stupid head
I sulked a little and a lot and sat on my ass
Franky offered me a job to help build some ships fast
C'mere dude! (Usopp, give it up, your ship’s dead, dog!)
I don't give a fk, mom always said never turn your faith off!

Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge

The Puffin’ Tom train, meet up with Franky and San-jive!
Saving my ass, nine to five
I left them in the face of certain danger, came back, they’re safer
and stapled a mariner’s nuts to the engine’s scrapper (Owwwwwwww!)
Now I‘m the great Sogeking, my head held high
Flashed my slingshot, then shot my pellet in your fly
Now I‘m just runnin’ around destination
in Enies Lobby while they screamin out loud: "Sogeking’s like constipation!"
Zero percent now I’m fibbing with you
I just found out Nico Robin does more betraying than Nami do (Bam!)
I told her I'd save her ’cause I’m the king sniper
Make a speech about defending friends and dedicate it to her (Oh thank you!)
You know you screwed up when the giants protect your stand
and try to keep away the truth about the leaders of their clan (Aaahhhhhh!)
This S&M freak Spandam asked for my execution
(Dude, would ya like an execution?)
So I told him, 'Yo Spandam, shut the hell up, DONKEY-HOLE!'

Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge

Stop the manga! This series needs another damn flashback! (Dream sequence!)
Okay now, don't just stand there, move now!
Robin begins to acquaint a tale where everyone eventually dies (Funk that!)
All her friends be carried away, watery cemetery’s where the bodies at
(Uh, yeah?) Is she comin or goin? Can she decide?
I just shot a fifth mariner down – dare me to shot a sixth? (Go ahead)
All my life I was so denied
But in the past few years, I’ve got plenty love, I’m sex-a-fied
(Whoo!) Overalls ripped by my female cult (Oh-ooh)
I shoot before I talk, I'll shoot anything that attacks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to lie so much I would get chased
BUT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE THESE WORDS NOW! (AAAAAAAH!)
I‘M HANDCUFFED TO ZORO! SH*T! (WAHHH!)
I’m so angry and stressed being in the cuff
Stuck with bull-head using three swords, slicing these guy in the head (POW!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him his son’ll make his proud, the pirate son he had

Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge
Yosh! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} King Soge.

nguyen

:blink: Okay….... :blink:

Local-chan

Well done, you have managed to combine One Piece with Eminem punch

actually, it wasn't toooo bad, just not my thing.

Demon Days

Dude, you're a genius. This is funny stuff.

Cochise

I like the first one better then the second one it rhymes more.

CaptainAWB1

Thank you, cochise. Thank you, Demon Days. :neutral: Curse you, 1 2 Jango. **** you, Nguyen. :annoy:

sigh Only a few people here seem to understand song parodies. :sad: It seems everyone just wants some damn kakameyme eye candy these days.

Cochise

I love song paradies my favorite is Weird al yankovich "Hardware store" so awesome.:wub:

captain usopp

skimmed past the first one (for now) the second one caught my eye. What a fun little song, though, I really shouldn't have read it. (spoiled a few things, haven't had time to catch up to you guys yet)

Bounty1Berry

Why is Sogeking channeling Eminem? Everyone knows it should be Ener; not only does he have the look, but that huge antenna on his back probably GETS MTV.

CaptainAWB1

Uh, Usopp has that same deep angst that Eminem has. is making this up

I'm not going to do a Eneru-based parody of an Eminem song. I never saw any resemblence between the two in any way. I don't know why everyone says they look alike.

AWB

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AWB

AWB2 taking control now!

I'm working on parodies of the songs from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, all starring the cast of One Piece. I've begun working on the parody of 'Dammit Janet' but I couldn't get very far into the song. I don't know which OP characters I can use to play Brad and Janet whose names rhyme with anything! So I'll need help with their casting. And while we're at it, I could use some help with casting the others. Any advice?

Brad=Luffy/Sanji/Usopp (still open)
Janet=Nami/Kaya (still open)
Dr. Frank-N-Further=Bon Clay (final choice)
Riff-Raff=Luffy (still open)
Magenta=Nico Robin/Miss Doublefinger (still open)
Columbia=Vivi/Miss Valentine (still open)
Rocky=Zoro/Ace (still open)
Dr. Scott=Usopp/Chopper/Crocus (still open)
Eddie=Franky (final choice)
The Criminologist=Shanks/Zeff (still open)

AWB

Guys, I could really use some help on that casting thing.

So I've spent a buttload of time on a parody of 'Science Fiction - Double Feature', and it didn't come out too well. I'll share anyway.

As how 'SF-DF' references old sci-film and horror films, my parody references anime. It didn't feel right, so now I'm working on a parody that references real and fictional pirates. Until then, enjoy the junk from the ashcan. BTW, if you don't understand any of the references, don't be afraid to ask.
http://www.rockymusic.org/lyrics/ (lyrics from the original)

The Psychic lost his will when Neo-Tokyo stood still
So the Capsules said “Start the plan”
And the Master Thief was there, in red outerwear
Shin Hayata was the Ultra-man
But something was wrong when Godzilla fought King Kong
They got caught in a claymation jam
In an astronomical case, flew a boy from space
And this is how his speech began:

Fan fiction - Toei Feature
Chef Yondaime will seal a creature
See pirates fighting
Ninjas and Swordsmen
Terri Hawkes stars in Moonlight Henshin
Oh-oh at the Early Night, Toei Feature, Cartoon Show.

I knew Hideaki Anno had gone commando
When the budget went over the hill
And I really got hot when I saw Kakkorot
Fight a man with a tongue that can kill
Alphonse said tarts give him the farts
And relieving himself takes lot of skills
But when worlds collide, said Cloud to his bride
My fantasy will give you an eyeball of thrills, like a:

Fan fiction - Toei Feature
Chef Yondaime will seal a creature
See pirates fighting
Ninjas and Swordsmen
Terri Hawkes stars in Moonlight Henshin
Oh-oh at the Early Night, Toei Feature, Cartoon Show.
I wanna go, oh-oh to the Early Night, Toei Feature, Cartoon Show.
By Eiichiro, oh-oh, to the Early Night, Toei Feature, Cartoon Show.
Make the boat row, oh-oh, to the Early Night, Toei Feature, Cartoon Show.

heads behind the curtains, and drags out a heavily supported wooden chair, and sits ontop of it clapping.

You bet your sweet candy ass I'm waitin' for the next one.

AWB

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Makes me say oh bee-yutch
Just who on Earth did I offend
To deserve a header I can’t emend?
It feels bad when the big hand comes down
As the super mods ban trolls from the hometown
Now it’s time to change host
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Viz Hater’ll kick ya right down
But let’s start with our man from whack-town
That’d be 1 2 Jango - king of “gits”
Talkin’ ‘bout special stuff and Nico Robin’s tits
Thanks to Battle Franky, chapters are GO!
But first a yaoi thread by pirateneko
Gay porn - that’s her crack
While Buuhan acts like a dipsomaniac
Too bad Aftershock is now a ghost
And this is the junk uh u can't post

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Watch out for the falling spleens of Nguyen
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Taboo’s dope with the jokes and Carter actually thinks he’s fly
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KamenRiderNeko

that…...was actually really damn funny! loved the first set of members there, lol! 'specially 1 2 Jango's bit, that cracked me up!

and hell yeah gay pron is my crack! (usually supplied by my lovely seme ;p)

good job, awb!

Local-chan

hahaha pretty funny, granted there was some words that I couldn't exactly, well how should I say….Understand. Oh well, it rhymed which is always good.

PS: I shall not buy your CD, instead I'll download it, much easier

AWB

Sankyu all! Sankyu!

@1:

hahaha pretty funny, granted there was some words that I couldn't exactly, well how should I say….Understand. Oh well, it rhymed which is always good.

Just trying to match MC Hammer's style of rhymes. It was an odd style.

Any words in particular that you couldn't understand? I'd be more than happy to give you the definitions.

PS: I shall not buy your CD, instead I'll download it, much easier

Then I shall be forced to wangsta on you all again, foos!

AWB

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AWB

Here's a frosty little carol of a song about everyone's favorite schmo-man!

! Dubya the schmo man
Was a slow, simple monarch
With a two term reign
And a fractured brain
Had an IQ of question mark
! Dubya the schmo man
Saw the States as an implement
And George is so glad
Cause he’s allied with dad
And his sniper, the vice-president
! There must of been a disease spreading when the Supreme Court made the vote
For when the new president was declared, they realized the U.S. was smote
! Dubya the schmo man
Watched the Twin Towers come down
Said he’d stop the “suicider”
‘Cause he was the “decider”
But his plan was destined to drown
! Dubya the schmo man
Promised the United States tax relief
The Patriot act got a pass
But it bit us in the ass
Turned out civil rights was Bush’s beef
! Down to the Iraq
For some friendly destruction
Heads were lopped
Approval ratings dropped
So he told us about the greater evils of abortion
! He led his entire country to see him as dyslexic and quite dim
But could it be possible we may have misunderestimated him?
! Dubya the schmo man
Knew his troubles had just begun
Said Katrina was his mess
But had a plan to success
We need to leave before the job is done!

AWB

No one cares about my work? :sad:

I'm open to criticizim.

Next project: a parody of the gloved one's Thriller. This one is about the horrors of when Toei decides to write their own One Piece stories. Fi-fi-fillleeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!

Toxicated

XD I lol'd during the Mc Spammer.

Thriller parody! Yay!

Mr. All Sunday

O MAI GAWD. These are hilarious. The Mc Spammer was great. Can't wait for the Thriller parody.

AWB

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AWB

The Rock Lee rap (parody of Enimen's Lose Yourself)

! Lee, if you had one shot, one fight of your life
To seize glory and show with an explosion of youth
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
! His brow is hugh, arms in bandages, his weights heavy
Going up against The Uchia now, get the confetti
He’s sweaty, but everyone thinks his ninja way is so petty
Now begins the attack, but he sins
His sensai comes, says no fights before the test begins
Says run laps like a cow carrying bottle bins, all while walking on a million pins
Time to stop the badgery
Sakura’s all alone, she’s in tragedy
But Lee have at thee, look he can defy gravity
But what?
His friends save the day, time to go back to the ninja tower
Matches begin, ring the bell
Hinat’s in hell
Kiba begins to moan and wail, Shino fucking his swallowtail
Sakura’s one of his hoes
Lee’s so confident but he knows
This is life or death so anything goes, and he stills grows and grows
He says he doesn’t wanna be apart of the fights
And this whole shit bites
He’d rather fly some kites, but he’s joking and enters with his might
! You better lose yourself in the match, the moment!
Whatever happens do not let your dream go!
You’re in the spotlight, this is your shot to change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
! Here is his match against the sandman with the gourd
Everyone believes young Lee will be floored
Doubts are pored, but Lee will take the sword
But all these doubts will be scammed
The weights come off, the ground gets whammed
It’s power slammed, everyone thinks Gaara’s damned
The mighty bushy brow, with his mighty ninja vow
He opens the fifth gate, everyone screams wow
Whoosh, dodge, pow! Gaara’s gonna get it now
Millions of spectators are screaming “how’d
He do that?“ right from the crowd
His sensei’s proud, but boy is he loud
A punch and a kick to the face
Fifth gate open, he might come in first place
But again he lost the race, his dreams are covered with mace
He’s hospitalized and it looks like his dream is dead
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
! But Lee, no matter how many blows you get
Just remember do not let your dream go!
You may be out but this you still can change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
! But here comes more drama and a lot more rage
He needs an operation but he only makes minimum wage
Tsunade the sage, looking up a cure on the book page
Lee feels chewed up and spit out
He wishes to return to the matches and bout
He’s getting a doubt, but Gai tells him what it’s all about
A fifty-fity chance, but the operation is a attainment
But there’s no time to relax, Saskue’s left the pavement
Lee endorses fresh mint, now that’s entertainment
The knucklehead ninja’s in trouble
Lee arrives straight from the rubble
He screams “Lee! move on the double, don’t burst my bubble”
He begins to bonehead fucker, but Lee needs sake to heal
But something odd happens and he gets a drunken feel
On the edge of his heel, he’s drunker than a banana peel
He puts up a hell of a fight, but all he can do is take a lickin’
He seems outmatched but someone comes to help him with his pickin’
Gaara’s aint no chicken, this dawg goes all out and trippin’
The guy’s down and comatose
Bones ripping through skin, that’s gross
Lee and Gaara make a toast, and they make up for the most
Lee has yet to win but he won’t give up
Someday, sometime, somewhere, he knows he will win
! You better lose yourself in the land, the moment!
No matter where you come from do not let your dream go!
Remember your true self, this is your shot to change the flow!
This is the explosion of youth of your lifetime yo!
! Don’t forget my handsome manly features, Lee

*Meh*

I'm still waiting for Filler….

Fi-fi-fi-Filler!

Filler Ar-c

How much more of this crap
before we get to Thriller Bark?

KamenRiderNeko

Oh man, I can't wait till you do the Thriller parody XDDD
That's gonna be amazing