I'm getting this match down now because I have to leave for a few days beginning on Tues.
“How did the strongest man on earth lose to a simple thief? It doesn’t make sense. It just doesn’t make sense………”
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Piccolo!” the announcer screamed into his microphone. Piccolo exited the competitor’s room and walked the aisle. Though many were chanting his name, all he could think about was this uncanny tournament he had entered. “The strongest man in the world is beaten by a simple thief. A talking frog is killed by an orange thing. A kid is defeated after he loses his hair. Shinigamis, ninjas, and shamans. What in the world is wrong with this tournament?”
"Why am I still in this tournament?" L thought. "I killed kira. I finished my job. Shoud I stay? Should I leave?" L then coughed up blood. "Will I even live to see another day?"
“And please welcome L!” Everyone, even Piccolo, turned their attention towards the entrance. Would L show up? Was he in good enough shape to even fight? Is he even alive for that matter?
“Is L going to show up, folks? Piccolo could win this match by default!”