This is basicly a joke thread, not to further flame 4kids which theres enough of on this board, just to talk about how life would be if 4kids owned the World and controled everything in it. From movies, to stores, to the hustler store, just think stuff up! This is for laughs not flames. :ninja:
I really can't think anything up, you guys have the brilliant minds.
I can totally see Playboy becoming a page by page Barney magazine tho.
If 4kids owned the world, the Grand Theft Auto series would be turned into a Care Bear series.
If 4kids owned the world, Digimon and One Piece would be differant
If 4kids owned the world, I don't think they would have to worry about offending anybody. Now if censor crazy Soccer Moms owned the world…
If 4KIDS ruled the world, no one would die, they would be sent to the Dungeon.
Peace On Earth! Yay! Xp
If 4Kids owned the world, Jesus would have been sent to time out by a big wooden pole, and woken up in a cave 3 days later.
If 4Kids owned the world nobody would smoke, we would all have lolipops.
Soldiers would use cork guns and rubber swords and everybody would have the same skin colore, so there would be no racists.
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It's actually pretty appealing, really ^^
Actually the more i thought about it, the more "if 4kids owned the world" remembered me of George Orwels 1984.
Beware 4kids is watching.
I also find it funny that on the keybord 4 is also the all powerfull dolar. $Kids.
Remember that episode of Family Guy where they censored USA? That.
If 4Kids owned teh Wordl:
No one would be able to bleed…EVER
People would get assigned ridiculously stereotypical voices
Only food recognized by American audiences would be allowed
If some sort of violent act transpired, the entire planet would blackout for a few seconds to prevent harmful exposure to such an event.
If 4Kids owned the world, then there would be no wars.
Anybody who dies would be either thrown in the dungeon or sent to the Shadow Realm, including Bin Laden once he gets caught. XDDD
Our personality traits would be opposite of what they really are. Remember Kirby Right Back at You? Some of the characters were opposite of what they are in the original.
Ex. About all of us here despise 4Kids, but they would censor that into us loving them. :urg:
Cabbage Patch Kids would roam the city, along with all the anime characters 4Kids owns, with screechy voices. :laugh:
Dramatic moments would be censored into humorous moments(think of Ultra Man if anybody know about the show and the English version).
Hey, I'd have no problem with Nami and/or Robin being real cause I don't mind there voices. XD
There would be no such thing as "Lewd" outfits
Thanks E1n for the sig, and Traitor_Jim for the refine.
-All women will be forced to cover up their cleavages
-All bars would turn into fast food restraunts
If 4Kids owned the world, everyone would talk in puns all the time. Many of them would be put in during quiet moments when you couldn't see any faces.
If 4kids owned the world, this forum wouldn't exist.
Signs and book spines won't have any words on them.
Booze will be replaced with juice.
If one man hits another with a powerful attack, you may not see the attack connect. However you will see the oppoent fall back/down as a result.
Awww, you broke the chain man. XD
If 4kids owned the World, [adult swim] would become [bed time] and play nothing but carebears.
If 4kids owned the world, the Bondoks would be turned into Little Bill.
Awww, you broke the chain man. XD
If 4kids owned the World, [adult swim] would become [bed time] and play nothing but carebears.
Gasp, you got a good point, there.:blink: All adult and teen shows would have Nick Jr. stuff on. South Park would be censored so bad, it won't even be funny. Anime magazines would just have all of it's censored junk done by 4Kids.:ohmy:
And don't forget, any pop or instrumental song would be replaced by rap and homemade music done by them.
All video games would be rated E or E-10.
The National Anthem would be sung by the dub characters(remember last summer on 4KidsTV?). >.<
I never did hear that, I see it talked about all over the thread but I never heard the dub characters singing the National Anthem.
@Nicole:
Remember last summer on 4kids.tv…
I remember. My ears hurt just thinking about it.
If 4kids owned the world, there would be no enjoyment for adults and teenagers.
If 4kids owned the world there would be no bittorrent or limewire… and they would use spy equiptment to search our computer for PG rated content ;-;
They would probably make us wear school uniforms too! Girls would have to wear long dresses with tights and boys would have to wear suits! The insanity!
If 4kids owned the world their would be no porn:bawling:
jk
but seriously there wouldnt :mellow:
In that world, one must ask…
"Where do babies come from?"
If 4KIDS ruled the world, no one would die, they would be sent to the Dungeon.
I think you mean the shadow realm…
But if 4kids owned the world it would be a literal "You can't do that on TV!"
if 4kids ruled the world, I'd move to another planet, or rise up against the government, making me a bad guy in the eyes of the world. (a sweety like me, a villan?)
World Destruction would be at hand….
If 4kids owned the world, there'd be a lot less cancer, but a lot more cavities.
If 4kids owned the world, the only character on Drawn Together would be Ling Ling… and he'd be played by Pikachu.
If 4kids owned the world, there would be nothing to do but let out an anguished, Shatneresque scream of rage: "Kahn! Kaaaahn!KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!"
In 2015, Al Kahn and his supporters ammassed an army and bought the majority of corporate properties. Using their money from anime series, they created a vast empire and conquered the world. It became a nightmarish, Orwellian dictatorship; everything was monitored and even thinking subversely was a crime. Daily a percentage of the ethnic population was randomly selected to be sent to the death camps.
But a shining light appeared. An underground group of otaku on the internet, after chugging down mountain dew and cheetos, devised plans to bring down the evil 4Kids empire. Employing their massive obesity, knowledge of 3 japanese phrases, and powers of bitching about stupid crap, they heroically storm the 4Kids Headquarters, and the battle continues to this day.
Oh god, that was great. With knowledge of three Jappanese phrases…XD!
if 4kdis ruled the world.
Hitler would rise from the grave and be their secutary.
The US national anthem would be changed into a cheesy rap song.
@Cap'n:
In 2015, Al Kahn and his supporters ammassed an army and bought the majority of corporate properties. Using their money from anime series, they created a vast empire and conquered the world. It became a nightmarish, Orwellian dictatorship; everything was monitored and even thinking subversely was a crime. Daily a percentage of the ethnic population was randomly selected to be sent to the death camps.
But a shining light appeared. An underground group of otaku on the internet, after chugging down mountain dew and cheetos, devised plans to bring down the evil 4Kids empire. Employing their massive obesity, knowledge of 3 japanese phrases, and powers of bitching about stupid crap, they heroically storm the 4Kids Headquarters, and the battle continues to this day.
Ha Ha, brilliant. I remember that "Summoners" video. "Does anyone want a mountain Dew" Ha Ha.
What 3 jap. phrases are you refering to? is "Itadakimas" (sp) one of them?
How about "Sore wa Himitsu Des"
@Cap'n:
In 2015, Al Kahn and his supporters ammassed an army and bought the majority of corporate properties. Using their money from anime series, they created a vast empire and conquered the world. It became a nightmarish, Orwellian dictatorship; everything was monitored and even thinking subversely was a crime. Daily a percentage of the ethnic population was randomly selected to be sent to the death camps.
But a shining light appeared. An underground group of otaku on the internet, after chugging down mountain dew and cheetos, devised plans to bring down the evil 4Kids empire. Employing their massive obesity, knowledge of 3 japanese phrases, and powers of bitching about stupid crap, they heroically storm the 4Kids Headquarters, and the battle continues to this day.
That was the funniest think i read in weeks.:laugh:
Instead of "KUM BAI YAH", we'd sing "YAI YO YAI YO".
If 4kids owned the world Kill Bill would turn into Barney and your dad will turn into Micheal Jackson.:wacko:
@Cap'n:
In 2015, Al Kahn and his supporters ammassed an army and bought the majority of corporate properties. Using their money from anime series, they created a vast empire and conquered the world. It became a nightmarish, Orwellian dictatorship; everything was monitored and even thinking subversely was a crime. Daily a percentage of the ethnic population was randomly selected to be sent to the death camps.
But a shining light appeared. An underground group of otaku on the internet, after chugging down mountain dew and cheetos, devised plans to bring down the evil 4Kids empire. Employing their massive obesity, knowledge of 3 japanese phrases, and powers of bitching about stupid crap, they heroically storm the 4Kids Headquarters, and the battle continues to this day.
Hmm…wonder how this thread would be if we decided to make it a story and the next post wrote another part of it.
If 4kids owned the World, sex would be outlawed and we'd all eventually die off the face of the planet.
@Buuhan1: Then Al Kahn can all be blamed for the extinction of the human race.
If 4kids owned the world, ecchi girls woudn't exist and Oda-sensei would be barred from making more of One Piece :bawling:
Hmm…wonder how this thread would be if we decided to make it a story and the next post wrote another part of it.
I like that idee, we could make it into a great epic battle between good and evil, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars would be nothing compared to the epicness that is the Rise and Fall of the 4kids Empire.
I can picture Kahn adreassing his army
Kahn "We will not stop until everything is ours, until there is no porn and free speach, we must convert the world to the one true faith. You! my men, are not fighting for power, but for the children(and for money which will be all mine), my warriors build me a empire that will last a thousand years.
Soildiers "KAHN,KAHN,KAHN"
Kahn "Now, there is no one to oppose me. This world will fall."
Oh, another thing, K-F would be found by 4Kids and be shut down for good. Of course, I don't download subs, but I know the site.
All traces of the original form of OP would burn in ashes, such as the manga, DVDs and the TV version in Japan. Oda would be fired and never work on his creations again.:bawling: 4Kids would create their own arcs and characters.
Anyone who refuses to defy 4Kids would be either thrown in the Shadow Realm or the dungeon.
Kahn would be the next Hitler, and there would be a Holocaust for ALL the anime characters to go get dubbed. :sad:
Japanese references wouldn't exist anymore, and Japanese food would be named and replaced with American food.
Onigiri=chocolate chip cookies.
Dan Green and the rest of the 4Kids cast would voice all the anime characters and do it horribly.
If 4kids owned the world, Japan will be imprisoned to forever make anime and manga which Kahn can then edit terribly and air.
you guys completely missed my point..
 
