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    • Creeping_Wrath
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      There are a lot of new stupid products that have come out lately. What are some of the ones that really stuck out as stupid?

      I've hated the little "Pet steps" thing. That's retarded, especially since it's 30 bucks or more.

      You can't bend down and pick up the little animal? You can't MAKE your own? It's not that hard, get a box, tape it a little=bingo. Over-priced basic products…. >_>

      You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

      What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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      • Onigumo
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        Ha Ha, that's funny. I read some reviews on products, and found that some of the lowest rated items are:

        Hard-boiled egg peeler. Nobody could get it to work.

        The Spa Belt. Put it around your waist and melt the fat away quickly without strenuous exercise. People complained that you might get burned for real (besides, since when has a fast weight-loss product been safe?)

        If I think I'm insane, does it mean I'm not? Because a truly insane person wouldn't know that they are insane?

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        • Creeping_Wrath
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          @Onigumo:

          .

          The Spa Belt. Put it around your waist and melt the fat away quickly without strenuous exercise. People complained that you might get burned for real (besides, since when has a fast weight-loss product been safe?)

          That's classic. Yeah, I hate all "magic" weight loss products, especially the pills.

          I like how people think they can go from Jabba to Arnold. There's a different between "thin" and "BUFF". A pill won't turn a jiggly stomach into a six-pack.

          You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

          What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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          • Buccaneer
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            Well, supplements may help a great deal. Though, yeah, that's helping, not just some magic transformation.

            The funniest thing about the Spa Belt is that it's just an electric version of another helping product. All you're doing is paying for a plug, basically.

            Originally Posted by Battle Franky

            Bad move, bub!

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            • Creeping_Wrath
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              @Buccaneer:

              Well, supplements may help a great deal. Though, yeah, that's helping, not just some magic transformation.

              They don't advertise it like that though, just take it and boom you're buff.

              Hahaha, yeah it MIGHT help, but I doubt that too. :happy:

              You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.

              What S-CRY-ed character are you?

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                Those electronic vacuum cleaners or something.

                LIke "set it and it runs around your house while you sit on your fat ass". On TV they always make it look like it's perfect, but my friend had (HAD) one and we sat and watched it one day. It bumped into the same wall like 4 times then finally moved and came back. They're garbage. It's not THAT hard to vacuum. People are so lazy…

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                • Ms. Suave Debonair
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                  electric lawnmowers are even worse, you have to mark up the are you need to cut with string, here's a suggestion..

                  DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF..

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                    @Bad-Beat:

                    electric lawnmowers are even worse, you have to mark up the are you need to cut with string, here's a suggestion..

                    DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF..

                    OH NOES! YO UHAVE TO MARK UP YOURSELF? THEY SHOULD MAKE A MACHINE FOR THAT!!!111

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                    • warp
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                      chia- pet and….

                      "Clap on CLap off"

                      (god i hate the clapper)

                      _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                      Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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