Well, all I have right now is a remixed Rule Song, spruced up to fit the theme for my house, expect more stuff like art etc soon
I've learnt from all my past mistakes...that teaching guests is tough,
So now I found a better way, I think is....clear enough
The old way was confusing, I found it took to long.
So now your in Chateu Reed....come learn the rules in song!
The Bathroom is a dangerous place where evil germs may lurk,
to keep it clean is a duty, from which we musn't shirk.
Hygine is my principle, I think we all should have,
so wash your hands with them weird stones,
whenever you touch the lav.
When your moving down the stairs
don't act like carrying chairs
the carpet is a finite thing.
So wear the special shoes
The kitchen can be deadly
to keep things clean 10 or 20 times really cannot hurt.
Just image where, those naughty microbes may hide
A Rubbish bin?
A Soiled Lid?
These marigolds inside.
ALL I want is order, each thing in it's place,
to have things any other way, would be a damn disgrace.
You'll see where each thing goes, you know where it should stay.
And Nico Robin's vaginal douche...I keep on this display!
Now, remember all I taught you, think about it all day
And when you get thirsty, have a glass of Aqua Vitae.
Remember our dates. That to be clothed on the 15th costs us dearly.
So strip away, be happy and gay, let you bum, balls and willy swing freely.
strips and dances
So now that I have shown you, the way that I think true,
I'll hope that you'll be happy and know what you must do.
Whenever your at toilet, please recall this song.
Wash your hands,
before and after...
During if it's long....