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    • Angryitalian
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      Some days just dont start off the right way…
      I'm work in the kitchen of a fine dining restaurant here in SD
      So i get in at 6.30 and i go to turn on the oven on my station and the pilot light was off so i light that up and proced to light the oven, only it wouldnt light. so i waited a bit did that again and this time the darn thing lit up in a blaze and basically singed my eylashes, eyebrows and my bangs... ahh the fresh smell of burned hair in the morning lemme tell ya :dry:
      ended up having to buzz my hair real short sigh...

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      • e1n
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        damn dude. that reminds me of that one time we had a bonfire and i squirted a bottle of lighter fluid into the fire while my friends are toasting sausages.

        by the way, where is this restaurant? i live in SD, so why don't i go there and try the food. good food is always appreciated. XD

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        • KatanaJon1.1
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          Holy shit, no wonder why you're angry.

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          • Angryitalian
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            I work at the A.R. Valentien; its the restaurant at the Lodge at Torrey Pines.
            http://lodgetorreypines.com/
            The food there is pretty damn good but it is also pretty expensive since its a fine fine dining kinda place!
            The one time i went in for dinner myself the guys back in the kitchen sent us out like 6 courses and it food was unbelievable!! I couldn't belive I actually worked there!!

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            • e1n
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              hey, that's actually very close to where i live. like, 5-10 minutes away. XD

              maybe i'll go there on special occasion. any chance of getting discount, angryitalian dude? XD

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              • Angryitalian
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                @e1n:

                hey, that's actually very close to where i live. like, 5-10 minutes away. XD

                maybe i'll go there on special occasion. any chance of getting discount, angryitalian dude? XD

                …maaaaybe:evil:
                just remember kid: I work mornnings only!!! and besides breakfast and lunch arent too pricy

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                • e1n
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                  aww, boo. i was thinking dinner. XD

                  anyway, oven 1, italian dude 0. any thought of revenge?

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                  • Angryitalian
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                    its been arranged; that ovens fonna get "fixed" id ya know what I mean… mwahaha
                    I do have connecttions with the maintenace people afterall!

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                      @Angryitalian:

                      its been arranged; that ovens fonna get "fixed" id ya know what I mean… mwahaha
                      I do have connecttions with the maintenace people afterall!

                      "I want him DEAD! You hear me?"

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                      • Angryitalian
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                        oh no that'd be the easy way out! its gonna have to suffer a lot longer still!!!!!
                        i should go in early one morning and threaten it with a sledgehammer

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                        • Strange_One
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                          I freaking hate getting burned.Beaten, sliced, scraped, you name it, but I HATE getting burned.

                          I've never had an experience quite that bad, though. Just my run ins with an iron, a can of that Campbells ready to go soup crap, and some maccaroni I helped my friend drain. She said she'd be careful. Careful my ass.

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                            Thank goodness you only got your body hair singed. In any other situation the last thing you would've heard was BOOM!!!

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                            • joekido the Second
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                              Ouch. That's on hell of a busted oven. I remamber putting my hand over the fire grill and an stray fire consumed my right hand figure when I was 7….ouch... Oh and a woman with a cigeritte accindently burned my right face when I was so close to it. Oven? Oh be careful, ovens can shatter pride, I don't want to get burn. "Puts on tin suit and grabs a spuclata" Get ready! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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                              • Strange_One
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                                There was that time my niece accidentally put an unopened can of dogfood in the oven and left it there….

                                Heh...

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                                • M
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                                  ouch. get that oven back, angry. get that oven back bad.

                                  the only burnin' experience i had was when i dipped my hand into a bowl of boiling water. you know, just for kicks. XD

                                  i was 5 and inexperienced in life.

                                  music's never loud enough

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                                  • Malintex_Terek
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                                    I used to cook potstickers barechested. One day I spilled some hot oil and it burned my belly, leaving an ungodly boil-scar that hurt like heck.

                                    Now…I do not cook potstickers at all. But when I cook, it's still barechested. Boy, I sure did learn my lesson.

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                                    • e1n
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                                      i used to have a roommate who always cooked right after he got out of the shower, with towel still on.

                                      i find it rather disturbing for someone to walk around half naked, especially when my female friends are over. it was very irritating, up to the point i wished that the towel would fall and some hot oil would spill on his you-know-what.

                                      too bad that never happened. is evil

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                                        i used to have a guy roommate who was also a towel person. he wasn't the least bit embarassed parading around half naked around us girls. and after a while we got kind of.. used to it. which i suppose isn't a good thing. :blink:

                                        he's moved out, btw. and he never cooks half-nude. BUT he does smoke half-nude. and i remember one memorable time when the tip of his front hair was accidently burnt to crisp as he tried to lit his ciggy with his left hand..

                                        music's never loud enough

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                                        • fin fish
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                                          Ow. During one of the Florida hurricanes in 2004, our power was out so we were cooking with this gas grill, and apparently the tube connected to the tank wasn't on there very securely, because the thing burst into flames and engulfed my hand in fire. That… was a really bad day. Because on top of that, the macaroni I'd almost sacrificed my life to cook didn't even end up tasting good.

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                                            @fin:

                                            Ow. During one of the Florida hurricanes in 2004, our power was out so we were cooking with this gas grill, and apparently the tube connected to the tank wasn't on there very securely, because the thing burst into flames and engulfed my hand in fire. That… was a really bad day. Because on top of that, the macaroni I'd almost sacrificed my life to cook didn't even end up tasting good.

                                            Damn, sorry to hear that.

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                                            • Angryitalian
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                                              @Strange_One:

                                              I freaking hate getting burned.Beaten, sliced, scraped, you name it, but I HATE getting burned.

                                              for as much as i hate all that, it kinda comes with the job… i lost count of all the cuts and burn marks i got throughout the years ive been cooking...

                                              if only someone could come up with forcefields or something :booh:

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                                              • Hobo-Ou
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                                                Because on top of that, the macaroni I'd almost sacrificed my life to cook didn't even end up tasting good.

                                                I hate it when that happens

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                                                • captain usopp
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                                                  @e1n:

                                                  i used to have a roommate who always cooked right after he got out of the shower, with towel still on.

                                                  i find it rather disturbing for someone to walk around half naked, especially when my female friends are over. it was very irritating, up to the point i wished that the towel would fall and some hot oil would spill on his you-know-what.

                                                  too bad that never happened. is evil

                                                  I had this gross, ugly, stupid roomate last year. He had this skanky white house coat that was VERY short. And he would always walk around in it. (remember he's ugly) My friends would come over, and ask "is he wearing anything under there?" I tried not to think of it. shudder

                                                  This guy never washed his hair, (never watned to touch the couch after) left slippers on the kitchen counter, left pots to burn on the stove. One time the whole apartment was filled with smoke. That was scary.

                                                  I had an old couch I wanted to get rid of. His honest to god sollution was to throw it off the balcony. (so many things wrong with that, where to start)

                                                  We would hear him having conversations in his room in the middle of the night and wonder who he was talking to…then we figured out he was having conversations with himself. CONVERSATIONS!!

                                                  He seemed to have 3 last names...creepy/deceptive...

                                                  The list goes on. Needless to say, he needed to leave, for our sanity and saftey. e1n's roomate story reminded me of him.

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                                                    @captain:

                                                    I had this gross, ugly, stupid roomate last year. He had this skanky white house coat that was VERY short. And he would always walk around in it. (remember he's ugly) My friends would come over, and ask "is he wearing anything under there?" I tried not to think of it. shudder

                                                    This guy never washed his hair, (never watned to touch the couch after) left slippers on the kitchen counter, left pots to burn on the stove. One time the whole apartment was filled with smoke. That was scary.

                                                    I had an old couch I wanted to get rid of. His honest to god sollution was to throw it off the balcony. (so many things wrong with that, where to start)

                                                    We would hear him having conversations in his room in the middle of the night and wonder who he was talking to…then we figured out he was having conversations with himself. CONVERSATIONS!!

                                                    He seemed to have 3 last names...creepy/deceptive...

                                                    The list goes on. Needless to say, he needed to leave, for our sanity and saftey. e1n's roomate story reminded me of him.

                                                    Is this a Dorm? Just wondering. Are you in Collage or Transit program?

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                                                    • captain usopp
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                                                      I had my own apartment last year and rented otu the other 2 rooms to pay the rent. AFter 3 bad roomates in a row, I gave up. I now Live in a town house with 3 really nice guys who are in animation. Our kitchen and bathroom are messy, but After all my other bad roomates, these guys are angels.

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