“Hold on a minute, Gokuâ€? said Lupin, “Let me check the time before we start fighting. I want to know when the big game is gonna start.â€? Lupin rolled up his right sleeve to reveal a watch. He pressed a button on the side. With the sound of a click, the watch opened up and shot a 100 volt blast at Goku. Surprisingly, it didnâ€
t have as big of an effect on him as Lupin thought. “That stungâ€? whined Goku, “What was that for?â€? Lupin stood in shock at what happened. “I know heâ€s supposed to be strong but I didnâ€t think heâ€s overcome 100 voltsâ€? he thought to himself. “Think, Lupin, think. Okay, heâ€s super strong, but as dumb as a tractor. You gotta outsmart him.â€?
“Oh, Iâ€m dreadfully sorry, Gokuâ€? Lupin begun, “That was an accident. Completely my fault. It does that sometimes.â€? He walked up to his opponent and held out his hand. “No hard feelings, right?â€? he asked. “No, not if it was an accident. And no harm done.â€? replied Goku. He shook Lupinâ€s hand. With his opponent oblivious to his plan, he pressed another button on his watch, causing green gas to spray out. With his opponent shrouded by the gas, Lupin aimed his gun and fired rapidly. “Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Stop it!â€? complained Goku. “Jeez, nothing seems to effect this guyâ€? the thief though, “Thereâ€s gotta be some way to stop him.â€? “Kamehamaha!â€? yelled Goku. “He unleashed a power wave at Lupin, who ducked. “That was too close for comfort. I gotta get rid of this guy, fast!â€? "I'm hungry." Goku said, clutching his gut. "Bingoâ€? he thought.
“Stop this match!â€? screeched a familiar voice. “Great, pops decided to stop byâ€? Lupin said sarcastically. A man dressed in a brown hat and coat entered the ring via jetpack. “Hey, you canâ€t enter hereâ€? the announcer yelled at the man. “Iâ€m Inspector Zenigata!â€? the man yelled while pulling out his badge. “See this? Iâ€m with the government, so don‘t get in my way!â€? he said. Since he was with the government, the announcer had no choice but to do as he said and stop the match. “Okay, Lupinâ€? Zenigata began as he flew towards his long-time adversary, “Youâ€re gonna come with me for a nice ride, got it? Youâ€re going right to headquarters!â€? “Nice jet-pack, pops. I see youâ€ve fixed it since last we meet. But why in the world are you wearing it here? Trying to look hip?â€? Lupin joked. “SHUT UP! Iâ€m wearing this so I donâ€t get caught up in the fire!â€? shouted Zenigata, as he pulled out a handcuff. “Hey, wait. You canâ€t arrest him. Weâ€re in the middle of a match.â€? Goku finally spoke up. “What?! You got to be kidding me!â€? Zenigata replied. “Canâ€t you let us finish this before you arrest him?â€? the saiyan asked. “NO! I‘M WITH THE GOVERNMENT, DAMN IT!â€? howled Zenigata, who almost pulled out his hair in a fit.
A new idea had formed in Lupinâ€s brain “Pops, this guy canâ€t tell the government from the head of McDonalds. All he understands is who has the fancy toys, you know what I mean?â€? explained Lupin, as he dusted his fingers. Zenigata screamed. He landed on the ground, removed the jetpack, and shoved it in Gokuâ€s face. “You see this?! You see this?! Official government jetpack! I got one of these because I work with the government! Do you understand now?!â€? he said, face now turning red. “YOINK!â€? exclaimed Lupin after he had grabbed Zenigataâ€s jetpack, “Thanks, pops.â€?
“WHAT?! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! HOW DID I FALL FOR THAT?!â€? the old man screamed at the top of his lungs. “Hehehe, donâ€t worry, pops. I know how to handle these things. Iâ€ll bring these things back unharmed.â€? Lupin said, now with the jetpack firmly on his back. Lupin pressed a button and began hovered a few inches off the ground. He pressed another button and a part of the jetpack opened up. Out came a missile rocket which struck Goku. “Hey, that isnâ€t yours! Don‘t use those!â€? Zenigata screamed, face now blood red. This time, Goku had took damage. The saiyan zoomed in for the attack with a powerful punch. Lupin flew straight up into the air to dodge. Goku followed in pursuit. “GET BACK HERE!â€? screamed Zenigata.
Goku fired up another kamehamaha wave, which Lupin easily dodged. Goku tried again and again to attack Lupin, missing each time. Out of nowhere, a giant military plane appeared. It was hugh in size, about 20 feet tall by 40 feet wide. “Give it up, Lupin!â€? screamed Zenigata through a megaphone. “If you donâ€t want to end up like Jigen, youâ€re gonna come with me nice and quietly!â€? “Is he always like this?â€? asked Goku. “Jigenâ€? Lupin thought. Yet another idea had just formed in his head. He shot another missile rocket at Goku. “Tag, your it.â€? he chuckled as he flew upward. “STAY STILL!â€? screamed the frustrated inspector. He pressed a button on the control panel and two guns appeared from both sides of the plane. “I got you nowâ€? he chortled. “Hey, whereâ€d he go?â€?
Lupin flew directly under the plane. Goku came from the side and tried to kick Lupin, who merely dodged. Now right up against the plane, Lupin reached into his suit. “Oh Goku-â€? he said, pulling out the one thing Goku feared. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! A NEEDLE!!!â€? Goku screamed. “KAMEHAMAHA WAVE!â€? “Kamehamaha wave? What the hell is-?â€? Zenigata had begun. Lupin dodged the blast of energy. It sliced through the engine of the plane. Before either Goku or Zenigata knew what had happened, the plane came down, slamming into Goku and taking him down as it crashed into the ring. The plane crashed into the competitorâ€s room, injuring some of the other competitors. Goku layed crushed under the wreckage. “Goku!â€? screamed both Chi-Chi and Bulma. Piccolo gasped.
“Disqualification! Goku wins due to outside interference from Lupinâ€s friends in the government!â€? screamed the announcer. “WHAT?!â€? Zenigata screamed as he pulled himself out from the wreckage. “Iâ€m not an alley of that little bastard! Iâ€m trying to catch him, damn it! Do you know what headquarters would do to me if they thought I was working with him?! Do ya?! Do ya?!â€? “Oh, sorry.â€? said the annoucer. “You can‘t blame for this! Government business is more important that these stupid matches!â€? he howled, jumping up and down. “Alright, arlight. ahem Since the actions of the outside interference was made by the government and was not intended to help either contender, I award Lupin the winner of this match since Goku is clearly unable to continue fighting!â€? interrupted the announcer. “There, happy?â€? the announcer snarled at the inspector.
“Iâ€m the greatest thief in the world and now Iâ€m the slayer of the strongest man on Earth,â€? Lupin thought, still hovering in the air. He waved his arms in the air, shouting “Iâ€M THE KING OF THE WORLD!â€? “Get down here!â€? screamed Zenigata, who pulled out his revolver and quickly fired at Lupinâ€s jetback. In a pile of smoke, Lupin came crashing down near the wreckage of the plane. Zenigata ran over and handcuffed Lupin to his own arm. “Success! Iâ€ve finally captured Lupin!â€? he boasted. “Gee, pops. You really know how to crash a partyâ€? he joked. “Shut yer damn trap! Oh, the amount of trouble youâ€re in right now, Lupin!â€? Zenigata grunted.
Suddenly, the wrecked plane began moving. Goku stood up, covered in blood, holding the plane above his head. Using his might he threw the remains out of the ring. He turned to Lupin. “Mister Lupin…………….. Congratulationsâ€? he managed to say, “That was great thinking. You deserve your victory.â€? “Hehehe, thanks. Say, could you help me out and get rid of this guy for me?â€? Lupin asked. Goku walked up to Zenigata, pounding his fists together. “Donâ€t you think about it! Donâ€t you think about it! Please, don‘t kill me!â€? he screamed. But, without warning, Goku passed out. “………………….. Ha! I knew he couldnâ€t beat me up. Thank god I didnâ€t lose my cool.â€?
Zanigata saw a giant yellow flash. Now, before him was Goemon, kneeling on the ground with his back to him. Exactly four seconds later, the handcuffs sliced into two. “WHAT?!â€? Zenigata screamed. “Hey, old manâ€? he heard someone say. He turned around to see Jigen, foot in a cast, riding up to him on a motorcycle. “Danceâ€? Jigen said as he fired rapid bullets at Zenigataâ€s feet. “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! OW!â€? Goemon grabbed Lupin and leaped into Jigenâ€s motorcycle. “I hope youâ€re aware that there are cops around usâ€? Goemon told Jigen. “Donâ€t worry. I know a shortcut around themâ€? and with that, the three spud off.
“Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! Crap! Damn it! Lupin, you son of a bitch! Damn you! Damn you!� shouted Zenigata, stopmping on his hat.
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