The most important questions ever asked

Greg

World peace. Bird Flu. BSE. New fuel sources. The next frontier. Dissecting atoms. Getting a human to move close to the speed of light. Curing AIDS. The Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.

All meaningless before the questions that are to be posed in this thread.

There is nary a doubt in my mind that we of AP know what questions to ask and what answers will shape the world of tomorrow. This is the place to ask:

The Most Important Questions Ever Asked (MIQEA aka Mickey)

I'll get the ball rolling. Who was the guy who said Fatality! in Mortal Kombat?? He had a really cool voice. Anyone know?

BatDan

What's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?

Oh and to answer omae's question. I don't know gets slimed

KatanaJon1.1

@omae:

I'll get the ball rolling. Who was the guy who said Fatality! in Mortal Kombat?? He had a really cool voice. Anyone know?

His name is Herman Sanchez.

http://cube.gamespy.com/gamecube/mortal-kombat-deception/568505p1.html

As for a question, I don't have one at the moment.

Buccaneer

I do…why wasn't Rock and Forte ported to Playstation?

Ral

When a person wishes to bone an anime character, do they picture the girl becoming real, them becoming anime, or just some anime and real life action?

Also, do you ever wonder which testicle your came from?

taboo

If all life in the universe vanished, would the universe still exist?

Also, what's the record for beating Super Mario World?

Greg

Herman Sanchez! He's awesome! We're one step closer to Utopia my friends.

I do…why wasn't Rock and Forte ported to Playstation?

The follow-up being, why'd they stop making [good] Castlevania games for PS?

Carly

I beat SMW in fifteen minutes. Cha-ching !

My question, hm. Why is Hansel so hot right now ?

KatanaJon1.1

@Carly:

I beat SMW in fifteen minutes. Cha-ching !

Still not fast enough.

http://speeddemosarchive.com/MarioWorld.html

My question: How do these people get THAT good? I know about hardwork and practice, but damn…..

Bounty1Berry

Emulators. Dialed the clock up to higher than normal speeds, so when you play the real deal, it's in slow motion.

What's the total gate count for SMW?

warp

how are babys made?

jk

what episode is gash bell on in japan

Ohara

How does food become Poo?

Why do most cool things come from Japan?

Yiddiddy

Why are people proud of worker at Wal-mart for 20 years?

Tony Tony Chopper

Are you gay?

will you marry me?

KatanaJon1.1

@Bounty1Berry:

Emulators. Dialed the clock up to higher than normal speeds, so when you play the real deal, it's in slow motion.

The site I linked to is for Speedruns played out on a real system.

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/nesvideos/FrontPage.html

This site however, has Tool-Assisted runs, performed on an emulator.

What's the total gate count for SMW?

changsho

Where did Tony Tony Chopper get his SogeKing avatar?

Carly

@KatanaJon1.1:

Still not fast enough.

http://speeddemosarchive.com/MarioWorld.html

My question: How do these people get THAT good? I know about hardwork and practice, but damn…..

I know the world record is quicker than me, but I mean… it's SMW, with enough practice anyone can manage it. :laugh:

@warp:

how are babys made?

I know how they're miscarried. smrt

stephen

@Carly:

I know how they're miscarried. smrt

By the feet!!11111111

Why does milk get warm instead of getting colder when you leave it somewhere ?

why must we have cold toilet seats?

What causes itchy skin?

What's the deal with all these remake/ripoff movies? Is America really out of ideas?

If Oda was cloned, would the clone be as ingenius as the original?

Ivotas

I have no answers but IÂ´ll contribute a question.

How the hell do the three sea shells from Demolition Man work? :happy:

meethz

@DougyDougyGiro!*:

Why does milk get warm instead of getting colder when you leave it somewhere ?

science!

@DougyDougyGiro!*:

why must we have cold toilet seats?

because if it's warm then somebody must've been sitting on it for hours. which is icky.

why do people like being scared to death? i love horror movies and a freaking scaredy cat yet i bear no explanation. :blink:

Greg

__> why must we have cold toilet seats?

If you live in Japan that's not an issue. The products of the Toto toilet company make sure my bum is nice and warm in the bathroom all year round. Even though the rest of the house is balls cold.

And here's one. How come when I copy and paste italicized text from a quote, I can't get normal text in a post ^O^__

Ms. Suave Debonair

who invented the term 'LOL'?

CaptainAWB1

@Bad-Beat:

who invented the term 'LOL'?

The internet.

How do you remove those frustrating banana peels?

Greg

who invented the term 'LOL'?

That's an awesome question.

Hobo-Ou

What's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?

Quentin himself simply stated that it's a macguffin inside…
Supposedly it is also a reference to either Alex Cox's Repo Men or with the case itself homage to Robert Aldrich's Kiss Me Deadly.

Some also think it is Marsellus's soul in the box.

Local-chan

I thought the Briefcase was supposed to be empty…oh well.

Anyways, here is my Question, What is, the Special Stuff? (I know but aint telling)

Here are some clues:

It's Highly Addictive,
When cut causes Nosebleeds (Killer Nosebleeds in fact)
Its used in a variety of meats,
It's NOT Dope (it was said by the League themselves that it isn't)
Hilary Briss is seen at the end of series 2 to have left the country, where is poisoning the Carribean (If it was dope he wouldn't have been able to leave)
He himself doesn't know the danger of it untill it is revealed to be the killer.
He goes on secret meetings way out in the middle of nowhere (in the early hours)
The League themselves said that there is nothing worse than cannibalism, but the Special Stuff is something far more sinister.
Hilary is married to a cow (a moo one) it is the offspring?
It isn't cow meat, (I'm guessing a cow/human hybrid aint cow meat), Chinnery even said in the live show that it wasn't made from Animals.
Sam, who frequently eats the Special Stuff, looks like he is dying of cancer as he has pale skin, however, the Ice Cream man also has pale skin when he dies.
Dr. Fish mentions a load of movies when he cannot tell the patient that he is dying from the nosebleed (In 2 days apparently), two of the movies are Evita and Beaches.

So then, what is it?

warp

i have a question a really important question:

why are japanese instruction booklets for games left to right insted of right to left like the normal way in japanese.

Carly

^ They do it either way. OMG MIND IS BLOWN

silver griffin girl

I've got a question that's been nagging me for some time now…

Why isn't there a pizza place that also has milkshakes?!

Mr. Prince

^ I think it co-ensides with the phrase "Too much of a GOOD thing" IMO.

hmmm… Who decides what is and isn't "cool" and why should we care?
(that's pobably a lame question and I'll most likely get a smart-ass answer... meh, what the hell :P)

Duce of Transilvania

What would we be doing right now, if there would be no One Piece. Or what would happen if tomorrow anime would dissapear, for ever and ever and ever.

Onigumo

@Ivotas:

I have no answers but IÂ´ll contribute a question.

How the hell do the three sea shells from Demolition Man work? :happy:

:laugh: He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!:laugh:

What was the person who gave the green light to the SuperBabies movie (and the sequel) smoking at the time?

Silpheed

How did all the Dinosaurs die out?

And one of my personal life questions… What happened to Bill Nye the Science guy?

Aoi Neko

Don't know which question to answer but…

Why do people feel dizzy when they get out of bed too fast?

Is it illegal when you burn music on a CD from a website and let your friends listen to it or just listen to it(yourself)?

Ms. Suave Debonair

I've always wondered..

who was brave enough to be the first person to drink from a cow's udders? knowing full well what the liquid looks like..

CaptainAWB1

Tom Green. everyone boos at the joke

How would a vampire take care of a paper route?

Carly

@Silpheed:

And one of my personal life questions… What happened to Bill Nye the Science guy?

Ahh ? He's still around, he gives seminars in the Seatac area all the time. Had his own 'adult' show for a while on PBS even. (I mean adult in the sense that it was like Bill Nye the Science Guy for adults…)

KatanaJon1.1

@Carly:

Ahh ? He's still around, he gives seminars in the Seatac area all the time. Had his own 'adult' show for a while on PBS even.

A shame, and it can happen to anyones career.

(I mean adult in the sense that it was like Bill Nye the Science Guy for adults…)

Oh, never mind then.

Silpheed

ITS SCIENCE!!!!!! HE STILL LIVES!

Yeah I think his show is called "the eyes of Nye", but I never knew what time it was or anything like that. Now my life has meaning. XD

How come the drive through ATMs have braille on the buttons?

Bounty1Berry

Because they're built from the same standardised components as the regular ones.