We did something like this on another site, for another series:
Come up with the strangest pairing you can, and JUSTIFY it.
Just a little fun, no bashing, no "he belongs with X" please.
My first thoughts:
Jango/Morgan. Both are filled with hypnotic suggestions, just waiting to go off at a trigger.
Chess/Kuromarimo. After being together, they had to BE TOGETHER. XD
Miss Valentine / Alvida. They met at a gym, discussing their weight-loss secrets.
Butchie / Nezumi, cos cats love to chase mice!
LuffyxAce - because THAT'S their brotherly love (yes I read about that LJ thing in the fanart thread). :sleep:
MorganXHelmeppoXCoby -Three way AND incest!!
SanjixLuffy: Sanji has all the meat Luffy could want.
Apisxthat old dragon
UsoppxGoing Merry
How exactly do you take a ship out on a date? :D
"Table for one, dock for one?"
Luffy x someone with the Glue Glue fruit. Just because of the childhood rhyme.
Chopper X Pell …...what? Dont look at me that way! :laugh:
Chopper x Dalton. 
If horns and hoofs turn them on. Plus they have a connection - to their country.
Jango x Franky x Mr. 2 = The Kazuki Yao trio!
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa
hehehe i was thinking choppa X dalton too XD
Sanji X Chopper, they both go on and on about their jobs.
How exactly do you take a ship out on a date? :D
"Table for one, dock for one?"
Luffy x someone with the Glue Glue fruit. Just because of the childhood rhyme.
Ussop dates the ships spirit lol
Here's one sure to give you nightmares: Mr.4xSatori.
FAT.
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Oh! How about Satori x That guy in the Franky Family who is just one big round ball. Including his head.
What about Kokoro/Miss Merry Christmas?
Luffy x someone with the Glue Glue fruit. Just because of the childhood rhyme.
For the time being, just go with Mr. 3. Looks kinda like glue.
ShoujouxWanzexFoxyxMr.7xYamaxPearlxOimo
I think I would throw up.
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Wait… who's Shoujou, Yama, and Oimo?
Mentioned in the 4kids dub discussion: Chopper X Al Khan.
Karue X Vivi
What else does a princess and a duck do in the same bed, they don't eat crackers.
how about…
Mohji x Richie anyone?
I've seen Zeff x Luffy. Darn them Japanese fansites.
Kurobi X Jyabura - ponytails!
Laboon X Luffy - Scars!
Un-named Marine #7 X Crocodile - Beat by Luffy
Usopp x Merry = He has to pay back the person who created the going merry in one way or the other.
Fullbody X Jango X Bon Clay - Because Bon can turn into Hina and make all their wildest fantasies come true.
I got one that may cause nightmares..
Foxy X Wapol
X3….
Pell X Karue = Bird sex =D
some pairs said above I like.. xD
Foxy X Wapol
They have the same seiyuu. Which makes that ALMOST as bad as the Kazuki Yao Threesome. XD
some pairs said above I like.. xD
I hear ya. Mmm, Dalton/Chopper…
Luffy x Krieg: Because fighting is always a sign of true love; isn't it? XD (I've actually SEEN this pairing before; and honestly; It freaks me out!)
Bellemere x Dr. Hiluruk: Dead people sex… And they didn't even meet...
Kaku x Usopp.
I don't even NEED to explain it.
Your username made me think:
Paulie and Nico Robin: The ultimate game of Cat's Cradle.
Darn, Paulie took mine XD
yes, KakuxUsopp would be…. interesting.
PauliexRobin.... bondage anyone?
speakin' of fishmen though, how 'bout ChuuxUsopp?
or HatchixZoro (ahh! tentacle rape, eww)
both are extremely disturbing and i hope they don't exist...
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Gaimon x Chopper. Gaimon like unique animals.
Kaya x Konis. They're very similar. Has anyone ever heard of twin pairings?
Speaking of which, Mose x Kiwi!
@Solar:
Wait… who's Shoujou, Yama, and Oimo?
Shoujou - Orangutan, disciple of Cricket
Yama - Upper Yard militia head, super-fat, beat by Robin
Oimo - Enies Lobby Giant, the one with the turned up nose
KokoroxIceburg they are drinking partners something is bound to have happen
Patty X Carne X Zeff X Sanji
gag
Merry (Not the ship) and Mr. 3 and really I forgot the reason why :3
…...You're a friend of beanchan's, aren't you? XD
KokoroxIceburg they are drinking partners something is bound to have happen
.< isn't she old enough to be his grandmother… eww...
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Robin x her arms…..
oh come on guys, you knew it was gonna get said! random stray brick hits head
Zenny x Sengoku. They both like goats.
@1:
Robin x her arms…..
oh come on guys, you knew it was gonna get said! random stray brick hits head
.< unfortunately, i've seen those… shudder
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@pirateneko:
.< unfortunately, i've seen those… shudder
I have too in "special" mangas
Iceberg x Tyrannosaurus XD
@Chibi:
…...You're a friend of beanchan's, aren't you? XD
….why yes. Yes I am xD
KitsunePilot80 familiar at all?
Given that I just found your DA account after much searching…sorta. XD I just knew that she likes that pairing, so I made the association.
Truely, shes the one who started it. Then me and Kaya went with it and find it the best couple ever :3
Sanji X Brock ( POKE`MON )
Sanji x Apis
Because he’s a crazy pervert ;P (thanks to out of context thread I could never watch that episode the same way again XD)
But I still like Chopper x Talking-animal
Laboon maybe?
Chuu x Everybody.
His completely battered body crawls out of a room, and he murmurs "I'm not :chu: coming on to you :chu:" but nobody listens, believing the kissy noises are a sign of live, and we see someone yank him back inside.
@Bad-Beat:
Iceberg x Tyrannosaurus XD
Dammit, I just thought of Mister Slave and Lemmiwinks from South Park.
How about Lasso(mr.4's dog) and Holy(ohm's dog)? doggay style!!!!
Kuina x Tashigi: Sure, it's practically lesbian necrophiliac pedophilia twin-incest, but…. actually, no, that's the reason.
Apis x Aisa
There basically the same hieght so it would be so it would be preteen love.
Jerry X Hina
Chopper X Sue
Ace X Robin
Hatchi X that one octopus lady that he loves
Tom X Porche
