So….what would you say?
To start things off...
"I hid....the treasure....in...dies"
So….what would you say?
To start things off...
"I hid....the treasure....in...dies"
the holy grail is in the castle of arrrrgggghhh…
"khhhaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!"
"Snape killed Dumbledore!!!"
I told you I was ill!
Well that was disappointing.
Take care of my family
I'm a family guy, even though I'm not married xD
"Category five levees AND coastal restoration NOW!"
"HYDROPLAINING'S FUN!!!"
I actually had my friend say this because he thought he was going to crash and that was the only thing that came out of his mouth.
'the horror… THE HORROR!!!"
I wouldn't (or should is say won't) say anything, i'd('ll) just laugh my ass off.
"I'm the reborn Jesus, by the way.."
um..
no… I don't know xD
" Heh, It was a fun ride while it lasted"
Its about damn time!!!!!
-or-
My greatest joy was meeting all the folks at AP…Oh God, I've wasted my life!!!
-or-
At least I beaten my little brother, CosmicDebris, in a debate
"fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!"
Looks like….I'm dead meat
There is another S…s...sky...y...walker.
Beam me up Scotty
It has been a good life…...with a DON
"Don't steal my wallet…......"
"I see Jesus…DAMN,he's fat."
Likely:
"It's all 12 volts…..AAIGH"
"You mean cheetos and internet were BAD for you?"
Otakuy:
"Quick! How does 395 end?"
"I'll be back in a side story in 30 chapters!"
"Hey, I'm dead!"
Noble:
"Once more, with feeling!"
"I see the light…..OMG it's bright!"
"Tell my wife I love her!"
"please my son… tell me before I die, does Ippo become world champion and does Luffy find One Piece?
simple if i got killed anyway
"f**k"
With an elderly voice
Oh snap…...I just crapped my pants.
"Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?"
Either between:
"Life was pretty bitchin'…."
"With my last breath, I curse...random person I hate
"t-the light… I'M COMING FOR YOU ELVIS"
"I was the one that slept with your wife...ever wounder why little Jimmy looks nothing like you?...oooh yeaaah"
EDIT:,
"Don't tooch meh lookeh charms!!"
Well… if I die it's going to be on a flaming motorcycle going off a cliff that explodes into fireworks. If I'm going to go it's going to be in style.
Buuuuut if I was on my death bed the scenario would be like this.
Me: I don't think I'm going to make it.
Friend: Don't talk like that, you look fine, your going to make it!
Me: Don't try and sugar coat it, I knew I was a gonner from the start. Here I want you to have this.
Friend: But... this is your memory card.
Me: I know... I want you... to have it...
Friend: But-
Me: Take it... and avenge... me
Friend: ...
Me: Beware... of level... nine!
flat line
I'll probably take a line from Vonnegut and say…
'So it goes.'
points at signature
"I believe in truth, not the absurd."
"whew, i'm glad THAT'S finally over with."
"Da-da-dingle…Berries" ughhhh
If I was in an accident,I'd go "Well,f**k."
If I was on my death bed,I'd grab someone close to me and pull their ear close.
Then say,"You're next."
"Hey! A Nickel!"
20 last words you'd say before you die
"Already?" or "Quickly, push my bellybutton!" depanding of my mood. Although, at least, I hope I've preserved some sort a fragment of saninity to say something instead of just saliva dripping from between my jaws.
I'd use what little strength left to jump out of bed at the very last second going "BOOGA BOOGA!" before collapsing and dying.
IF i died in a gliding accident
"Hey honey take a picture- crap im dead"
Points to whoever guesses which movie thats from
I'd say oh….........crap
I'd sit up straight and go "ZING!",then fall back,dead.
I'll get you from beyond the grave for leaving me to die on this rat infested planet you son's of bitches
:points at nobody:
Hey! You! Stop writing my name in your book!
"forgive them father, for they don't know what they're doing."
I'll be back in three days.
I would probably say:"See ya soon!" ;)
Two possibilities:
"Such is life."
If I die rich though, I'm hiding my will and my last words will be:
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it… Look for it! I've put everything in the world there. All in One Piece.
I'm coming to join you Bellmeare…in that big dungeon in the sky.
-or-
Please don't let CosmicDebris dance on my grave.
Bury me at Make Out Creek
I'd give an enigmatic smile, chuckle a little, then say "Assholes". Just to add to the mystery.