Chibi-Luffy: Hey Shanks, everyone says you're The Pirate! But, I wanna be The Pirate too!
Shanks: What? No way! You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.
(Ten Years Later)
Luffy: Be my Nakama!
Zoro: No.
Luffy: Be my Nakama!
Zoro: No!
Luffy: Be my Nakama!
Zoro: NO!
Luffy: Be my Nakama!
Zoro: WHAT PART OF "NO" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Luffy: Be my Nakama!
Zoro: Sigh Alright, just don't get in the way of my swordfights.
Luffy: OK!
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Buggy: BWAHAHAHA! All treasure belongs to me!WHACK!
Nami: No, ME!
Luffy: I like your style!
Usopp: Look out, pirates!
Villagers: Where?
Usopp: Haw haw, made you look!
Villagers: Grrrr.
Kuro: Boo!
Usopp: Wah, look out, pirates!
Villagers: Fool us once...
Usopp: Aw crud...
Luffy: It's OK pal, I believe you.
Don Krieg: Nice restrurant... I'LL TAKE IT!
Sanji: Over my dead body!
Luffy: Hey, where'd Nami go?
Arlong: You must pay the debt!
Nami: But I can't pay the debt!
Arlong: You must pay the debt!
Nami: But I can't pay the debt!
Arlong: You must pay the debt!
Luffy: I'LL pay the debt... WITH MY FISTS!
Nami: My hero!
Arlong: Ugh, I die.
Buggy: BWAHAHAHA! I'm back for REVENGE! WHACK!
Luffy: OK! Off to the Grand Line!
Smoker: Oh no you don't!
Luffy: Oh yes I do!
Smoker: Oh no you don't!
Dragon: Oh yes he does!
Luffy: Grand Line here we come!
Mugiwara Pirates: KANPAI!
THE END
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