(("Astro Boy VS Don Kanoji" will be up at a later date.))
Edward Elric enters the ring through the red corner. "Looks like I'm up again. Let's see, my next opponent is Grimlock." Ed looks up and scratches his head, "Which one was he again? There were so many combatants in Round 1, it's hard to remember who's who."
Grimlock emerges from the opposite arena entrance, "GRIMLOCK LOVE TOURNAMENT!!!! GRIMLOCK KING OF TOURNAMENT!!!!!"
Ed slumps over with a sweatdrop on the side of his head. "Oh yeah…him."
Grimlock runs down the aisle, shaking the entire audience stands with every massive metal step. Grimlock then leaps into the air and lands in the blue corner of the ring, cracking the floor and shaking the stadium. Grimlock looks down at Ed. He then points at Ed and says, "HAW HAW HAW HAW! MIDGETS MAKE GRIMLOCK LAUGH!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!"
A furious expression crosses Ed's face, "MIDGET?!?! WHO YOU CALLING A MIDGET!??!?! I'LL TURN YOU INTO SCRAP METAL!!!"
Grimlock begins to clap, "HAW HAW HAW!! ANGRY MIDGET EVEN FUNNIER!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!"
Ed settles down a little bit, "There may be laws against human transmutations, but as far as I'm concerned, you're not a human."
Ed puts his hands together and places them on the floor, "Now you'll see why your species went extinct!!"