ANNOUNCER: â€œPlease welcome our first contender, Tao Pai Pai!â€?
Tao Pai Pai enters the ring
ANNOUCNER: "And the challenger, Howard the Duck!"
Howard enters the ring. The audience boos
CROWD MEMBER#1: â€œIf you donâ€t like us, donâ€t stick around!â€?
CROWD MEMBER#1: â€œGo back to your own planet!!â€?
CROWD MEMBER#3: â€œCook his ass, Tao Pai Pai!â€?
Howard takes a puff of his cigar
HOWARD: â€œOtakus: what are you gonna do with â€˜em?â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œ….....You certainly have no reason to participate in this tournament.â€?
HOWARD: â€œYa, Iâ€˜ve been hearing that a lot lately.â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œLet me tell you now, duck, no matter how good you think your plan is, you cannot beat me.â€?
HOWARD: â€œI donâ€t need advice from you, hairless ape.â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œIf you hate humans so much, then explain Beverly Switzler.â€?
HOWARD: â€œI donâ€t know how you know about her, but sheâ€s different than the rest of you brutes.â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œYou imply that I am a brute?â€?
HOWARD: â€œYouâ€re a damn assassin! All you do is kill, kill, kill, and donâ€˜t give a damn about who you have to kill, like that red frog did in the previous round. Remember how the bastard assassinated that poor child in the most bloody way? Youâ€re all alike, and youâ€re all brutes in my book, pal.â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œI am wasting my breath on you.â€?
HOWARD: â€œI was about ready to say the same thing.â€?
TAO PAI PAI: â€œHmmp. You are hardly worth my time. I will defeat you with my eyes closed.â€?
The Poll will be up shortly.