ANNOUNCER: â€œLadies and gentlemen, the next match is about to begin!â€?
BEAUTY (in audience): â€œDon Patch, get your banner ready.â€?
DON PATCH (in audience): â€œRight.â€?
Beauty and Don Patch each pull out a banner that says â€œGo-go-go Bo-bo-bo!â€? and wave them in the air
BEAUTY: â€œGo Bo!â€?
DON PATCH: â€œShow your next opponent whose boss!â€?
BEAUTY: â€œBy the way, who is his next opponent?â€?
DON PATCH: â€œThat guy.â€?
Don Patch points to Giroro, standing in the middle of the ring
BEAUTY: â€œBoboboâ€s next opponent is a frog?â€?
GIRORO: â€œOh, and what does that mean? Are you saying that itâ€s weird for someone like me to fight?!â€?
BEAUTY: â€œWell, yeah.â€?
GIRORO: â€œWhat, what, WHAT?!!! Iâ€M A COMBAT SPECIALIST, DAMMIT! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME!â€?
BEAUTY: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean any disrepsect. Honest."
GIRORO: "I'LL GROUND YOU INTO MINT-POCKEY!"
ANNOUNCER: "Let the match begin!"
GIRORO: "What? He's here?"
Giroro turns around to see Bobobo all the way at the other side of the ring
BOBOBO: â€œWhat are you doing just standing there, nurse? We have an operation to attend to!"
Bobobo points to a table in the ring with a blanket covering something
GIRORO: â€œWhatâ€s going on, here?! Why do you call me a nurse?â€?
BOBOBO: â€œDonâ€˜t talk back to me, Nurse! Get your slimy butt over here and help me! Now hand me a scalpel!â€?
GIRORO: â€œAAAAHHHHHH! Youâ€˜re gonna pay for saying that!â€? Eat lead, afro-boy!"
Giroro pulls outs 2 machine guns. Bobobo whips the blanket off the table, revealing a plate of ham
GIRORO: â€œWhat the hell is this!?â€?
Bobobo appears from behind Giroro, now wearing a pink apron*
BOBOBO (in a feminine voice): â€œDonâ€t you like it, honey? I know youâ€d have a hard week what with all the voters in the country against you, so I made it just for you. I just want you to know that youâ€re loving wife is still here for you.â€?
GIRORO: â€œ**Enough of thiiiiiiiiiissss!*â€?
Giroro rapidly fires at Bobobo with his machine guns. Bobobo dives out of the way. However, he is only able to dodge all except one bullet, which strikes him in the ribs. Bobobo falls onto the ground
BEAUTY & DON PATCH: "BOBOBO!!!!"
Bobobo collects himself and stands up, appearing unharmed
BOBOBO (still in feminine voice): â€œOh. You donâ€t like them, sweety?â€?
GIRORO: â€œStop goofing off! If you canâ€t take this fight seriously, Iâ€ll have to make you take it seriously.â€?
Giroro whistles and members of his platoon appear in the audience. They grab Beauty and Don Patch
BEAUTY: "Hey, what's going on?!"
GIRORO: â€œIf you want to joke around, Iâ€ll have my platoon kill your friends right here!â€?
The platoon members pull out guns and point them at Beauty and Don Patch
DON PATCH: "Mommy."
BEAUTY: â€œScreams Why do I always have to play the damsel in distress?!â€?
GIRORO: â€œSo–- are you gonna fight or are you gonna fool around?â€?
Bobobo does a fighter stance
GIRORO" "You're pathetic. I'm tired of dealing with you humans. As soon as I beat you, I'm gonna take over this planet. It's past time we took control of this dump."
Bobobo's afro opens up to reveal a small woman standing next to a rocket with a baby inside of it.
SMALL WOMAN: â€œDear lord, please guide my precious Kal-El to somewhere far off from our doom, somewhere safe. This is all I have ever asked of you, and is all I ever will. Please lord, grant me this wish.â€?
The rocket fires off and flies off into the air. Bobobo's afro closes
BOBOBO: "You want serious? I'll give you serious. A serious beating!"
GIRORO: â€œHa. Hope youâ€ve had a good life, Shaft.
Sorry for the long opening.