Bobobo VS Corporal Giroro

[CaptainAWB1]

VS
ANNOUNCER: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is about to begin!�
BEAUTY (in audience): “Don Patch, get your banner ready.�
DON PATCH (in audience): “Right.�
Beauty and Don Patch each pull out a banner that says “Go-go-go Bo-bo-bo!� and wave them in the air
BEAUTY: “Go Bo!�
DON PATCH: “Show your next opponent whose boss!�
BEAUTY: “By the way, who is his next opponent?�
DON PATCH: “That guy.�
Don Patch points to Giroro, standing in the middle of the ring
BEAUTY: “Boboboâ€s next opponent is a frog?â€?
GIRORO: “Oh, and what does that mean? Are you saying that itâ€s weird for someone like me to fight?!â€?
BEAUTY: “Well, yeah.�
GIRORO: “What, what, WHAT?!!! Iâ€M A COMBAT SPECIALIST, DAMMIT! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME!â€?
BEAUTY: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean any disrepsect. Honest."
GIRORO: "I'LL GROUND YOU INTO MINT-POCKEY!"
DING
ANNOUNCER: "Let the match begin!"
GIRORO: "What? He's here?"
Giroro turns around to see Bobobo all the way at the other side of the ring
BOBOBO: “What are you doing just standing there, nurse? We have an operation to attend to!"
Bobobo points to a table in the ring with a blanket covering something
GIRORO: “Whatâ€s going on, here?! Why do you call me a nurse?â€?
BOBOBO: “Don‘t talk back to me, Nurse! Get your slimy butt over here and help me! Now hand me a scalpel!�
GIRORO: “AAAAHHHHHH! You‘re gonna pay for saying that!� Eat lead, afro-boy!"
Giroro pulls outs 2 machine guns. Bobobo whips the blanket off the table, revealing a plate of ham
GIRORO: “What the hell is this!?�
Bobobo appears from behind Giroro, now wearing a pink apron*
BOBOBO (in a feminine voice): “Donâ€t you like it, honey? I know youâ€d have a hard week what with all the voters in the country against you, so I made it just for you. I just want you to know that youâ€re loving wife is still here for you.â€?
GIRORO: “**Enough of thiiiiiiiiiissss!*�
Giroro rapidly fires at Bobobo with his machine guns. Bobobo dives out of the way. However, he is only able to dodge all except one bullet, which strikes him in the ribs. Bobobo falls onto the ground
BEAUTY & DON PATCH: "BOBOBO!!!!"
Bobobo collects himself and stands up, appearing unharmed
BOBOBO (still in feminine voice): “Oh. You donâ€t like them, sweety?â€?
GIRORO: “Stop goofing off! If you canâ€t take this fight seriously, Iâ€ll have to make you take it seriously.â€?
Giroro whistles and members of his platoon appear in the audience. They grab Beauty and Don Patch
BEAUTY: "Hey, what's going on?!"
GIRORO: “If you want to joke around, Iâ€ll have my platoon kill your friends right here!â€?
The platoon members pull out guns and point them at Beauty and Don Patch
DON PATCH: "Mommy."
BEAUTY: “Screams Why do I always have to play the damsel in distress?!�
GIRORO: “So–- are you gonna fight or are you gonna fool around?â€?
Bobobo does a fighter stance
GIRORO" "You're pathetic. I'm tired of dealing with you humans. As soon as I beat you, I'm gonna take over this planet. It's past time we took control of this dump."
Bobobo's afro opens up to reveal a small woman standing next to a rocket with a baby inside of it.
SMALL WOMAN: “Dear lord, please guide my precious Kal-El to somewhere far off from our doom, somewhere safe. This is all I have ever asked of you, and is all I ever will. Please lord, grant me this wish.�
The rocket fires off and flies off into the air. Bobobo's afro closes
BOBOBO: "You want serious? I'll give you serious. A serious beating!"
GIRORO: “Ha. Hope youâ€ve had a good life, Shaft.

Sorry for the long opening.

[CaptainUssop]

Go Bobobo! I'd vote for you but there's no poll.

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

Gotta love the random crazyness of BoBoBo!! He gets my vote!

[CaptainAWB1]

The poll is up. (Go Bo!)

Props to anyone who knows what a boke and tsukkomi are.

[CaptainUssop]

Man, Bobobo is completeley dominating this fight.

[lalala]

i have absolutley no clue what either is. but i wish to see more of bobobos humor in later matches so i vote for him.

[CaptainAWB1]

Wow, I thought holding his opponent's friends hostage and declaring world domination would made Giroro interesting enough to get a couple of votes. I guess I was wrong.

EDIT-
He got some so late.

[Strange_One]

Voted for Giroro because I feel sorry for him and I know Bo-bobo is going to win. And I see I'm the only one who has voted for him XD

Man, you guys should read Keroro Gunso.

[Steel Guardian]

Bo-bobo. I read Keroro Gunso, but let's admit, Giroro doesn't stand a chance.

[Bounty1Berry]

But he's SO FREAKING CUTE!!! and has a MACHINE GUN! How can you not love that?

Bobobobobobobobobobobobo may be funny, but the nose-hair hardly makes him cuddly.

[Retro]

Bobobo, just to see how he'll win this fight.

[Malintex_Terek]

If Bo-Bobo wouldn't win by reputation alone, that opening would cinch it for him. Let's see some bondage Bo-Bobo!

[CaptainAWB1]

For those of you who don’t know what a tsukkoni or boke are, it refers to Manzai, which is the name of Bobobo’s random and crazy style of humor.

EDIT-
Complete Owness!

[funkyfunkyusopp]

HELLO? alien frogs?! UBER CUTE < 3

[Local-chan]

In this house, we do not accept fro-non Toads. So I will be choosing Bobobo.

[Dragon Warrior Steve]

Bobobo, without question.

[rice-a-roni]

I love that frog with with that sadistic perersonality of his… GO GIRORO

[CaptainAWB1]

This post is deleted!

[CaptainAWB1]

Sorry, but this is a long one.

BOBOBO: "Fist of the Nose Hair! Yah!"
Bobobo’s nose hairs stretch out and swing like a whip. Giroro ducks just as they swing over his head
GIRORO: "Die!"
Giroro begins firing rapidly at Bobobo, who lifts his arms and creates a shield out of his armpit hairs
GIRORO: "HE CAN USE HIS ARMPIT HAIRS AS WELL?!"
Giroro’s guns are snatched out of his hands by Bobobo’s nose hairs. Both his armpits hairs and nose hairs withdraw. Just before withdrawing, Bobobo’s noise hairs hands him the guns
BOBOBO: "Ha! Now I have your precious guns! Your days are over! That’s what I would be saying if I knew how to use these things!"
DON PATCH: "Idiot! Even I know how to use a gun!"
BEAUTY: "JUST AIM IT AT HIM AND PULL THE TRIGGER!"
PLATOON MEMBER: "Shut up!"
Bobobo throws the guns out of the ring
BEAUTY: "BOBOBO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU COULD HAVE SHOT HIM AND ENDED THIS MATCH!"
BOBOBO: "True, but I don’t want to resort to violence."
BEAUTY: "THEN WHY’D YOU EVEN ENTER THIS TOURNAMENT?!"
Giroro pulls out 2 more guns from his belt
BEAUTY: "HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THOSE GUNS IN THERE?!!"
DON PATCH: "BEAUTY, LOOK AT ME! I CAN YELL REAL LOUDLY TOOOOOOO!"
Before Giroro pulls the trigger, Bobobo uses his nose hairs to grab Giroro, swing him around at a very fast velocity, and then releases him while throwing him to the ground. Giroro skids across the floor and out of the ring
ANNOUNCER: "Out of bounds! Bobobo is the winner!"
DON PATCH: "You did it, Bo!"
BEAUTY: "Great job, Bobobo! NOW SAVE US!"
GIRORO: "I lost?! I CAN’T LOSE! I CAN’T!!!"
BOBOBO: "You told me to be serious, so I got serious. Now beat it, and take your platoon with you."
BEAUTY: "That not wanting to resort to violence thing was serious?"
Giroro pulls out a walkie-talkie
GIRORO: "Platoons, fall forward and attack the freak with the yellow afro!"
DON PATCH: "What the?"
The platoon in the audience jumps into the ring (leaving Beauty and Don Patch unguarded). A whole new platoon runs through the audience, attacking random members who stand in their way, which causes the audience to panic and evacuate the stands. The platoons and Giroro attack Bobobo with rounds of ammo. Bobobo falls face first, blood pouring out of his back
BEAUTY: Gasp
DON PATCH: "We gotta do something!"
BEAUTY: "What can we do? We can’t take them all on."
DON PATCH: "I Don’t know. All I know is that we gotta help him. I got an idea. Follow me."
Don Patch enters the ring, followed by Beauty. Don Patch begins using his spines as a cartwheel, also using them to pierce into the skin of all the platoon member. Beauty follows this by attacking each member with a metal pipe she has found on the ground
DON PATCH: "Hey, where’d the red frog go?"
Giroro jumps from behind and aims his only remaining gun at Don Patch. But–-
GIRORO: "Damn! Forgot to load this one."
Don Patch rushes in to attack, but Giroro throws his gun at Don Patch, causing him to stumble back. Giroro attacks with many punches to the face
BEAUTY: "Leave our food supply alone!"
DON PATCH: "Stop calling me that!"
Beauty jumps on Giroro’s back and attempts to strangle him with the metal pipe, but Giroro grabs her and throws her right out of the ring and into the entrance hall wall. He picks up the metal pipe Beauty has dropped. Don Patch tries Beauty’s strategy and attempts to strange Giroro, but Giroro hits him with the metal pipe and sends him flying. Don Patch lands on his back with a thud. Giroro walks over to him, pins him to the ground with his foot, and raises the metal pipe ready to stab Don Patch in the head
BOBOBO regaining consciousness: "….. eh?"
GIRORO: "Once I’m threw with you, ya orange freak, I’m gonna take over your damn planet."
BOBOBO: ala Darth Vader "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!--"
Out of nowhere, Rock Lee appears and gives Giroro a well-placed kick in the face, followed by a combination of kicks and punches. After Giroro falls down, Lee walks over to Don Patch
ROCK LEE: "Are you okay?"
DON PATCH: "Yeah……............…..… Bobobo, look out!"
BOBOBO: "Huh?"
Bobobo turns around to see that the entire platoon has regained consciousness. They are about to strike when Maito Gai appears and strikes them down with multiple spinning kicks. Bobobo joins him in the fight. They're combined attacks kill every last one of them.
GIRORO: "MY TROOPS!!!! YOU’VE KILLED MY TROOPS!!!"
ROCK LEE: "Hey, I thought I finished you off."
BOBOBO: "Don Patch!"
Bobobo points at Giroro
BOBOBO: "Use your Sunny-Side Saw Attack, now!"
Don Patch’s spines begin spinning around like a buzz saw. He runs towards his enemy, jumps, and slices through his stomach. A long silence follows and all 4 fighters stare at Giroro’s corpse
ROCK LEE: "That was an impressive attack, Mister Patch"
Don Patch turns to Rock Lee, who is giving him a thumbs up
DON PATCH: "……… You….. You’re my next opponent. Why did you save me? You could have let me die and gone on to the next round."
ROCK LEE: "That pink-haired girl, she slammed through the wall into the competitors’ waiting room. Me and Gai-sensai found her and she told us of what happened, including how you stepped in to save your friend."
DON PATCH: "….."
ROCK LEE: "And why should you die for saving a friend?"
DON PATCH: "……………… Thanks."
Maito Gai, now standing behind Rock Lee, places a hand on his shoulder
MAITO GAI: "That was a very good deed you did, Lee."
Bobobo appears, now dressed as Rock Lee
BOBOBO: "Young warrior, I thank you for saving our food supply!"
DON PATCH: "I'm not food!"
Bobobo kicks Don Patch
BOBOBO: "Rock Lee, THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Bobobo does Rock Lee’s nice guy pose (horribly). Rock Lee stares at his imitator with confusion
ROCK LEE: "That’s a…….. nice impression of me, Mister Bobobo"

(Thanks go out to Lalala, who told me a little about Lee and Gai, and to Usopp with a Pushpop, whose ending to the Robin Sena VS Frieza match inspired this one)

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

Who knew one little frog could cause so much chaos? I hope most of the audience decide to come back before the next match!

Awesome ending AWB1! I'm very impressed!

[CaptainAWB1]

Well, we'll just have to wait for the next match to see what has become of the audience.

Thanks, I'm very proud of this ending.

[Keroro]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Keroro must come to help his comrades