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    • L
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      Any stories to share? I know I do:

      Yesterday I was sitting next to this woman on a crowded bus, and she made some comment about bad traffic. I politely responded, and we started chatting for a bit. Then out of nowhere she says "I've just been released from the mental hospital. I was put in there for killing my parents. Now I just have to get rid of the abusive boyfriend…"

      And then a rather interesting 15 excruciating minutes followed. And BTW she was totally sincere. Which means she's crazy regardless of whether she was telling the truth or not. I didn't mind the part where we talked about Mozart, but she kept bringing up her issues every now and again. So when I reached a main bus station I got off.

      I wish I could encounter normal people for once =( My mum says it's because I have a kind face, and it attracts mad people. She has the same problem.

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        Trains and busses are a great place for wackos to share their stories with the world. A few years ago, on the train, I had this old lady (with a carefully trimmed dog on her lap, how stereotypical can they get?) who decided to share her life story with me, of how her husband used to abuse and belittle her all the time and how she totally screwed him over by stealing all his stashed cash or something. When she got all emotional with tears in her eyes from a mixture of rage, frustration and sadness.. I kindly made my leave and went for a seat somewhere else.

        And there I sat across had this very tall, obviously gay guy who kept smiling and winking at me and humming songs out loud the whole time.. involving his whole body in the 'rythm'. It was one of those 'am I in the real world or is this the twilight zone?' kind of moments.

        Damn I was glad when I finally got home..

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          Ha, city buses hold a lot of nuts. Not too suprising. I encountered a bible eating man, a few perveted old ladies, and burned out bums. The best was when a white middle aged bum told me that the bus was secretely taking an underground railroad from Florida to Africa. He was very eloquent. Haven't seen much after getting my car, though.

          In sixth grade I was harassed by a weird bum, and we got into a fight. 10th grade, some really nutty ugly lady tried to get me in her car. It was funny because she approached me in a really crowded shopping center.

          Originally Posted by Battle Franky

          Bad move, bub!

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            I had a teacher who was a total wack job once. She would talk to her purse and after 9/11 she locked herself in the coat closet and went on about the end of the world. When the super intendent came to get her out, she pulled him in with her. Needless to say, she never showed up again after that day. We got a new teacher who is really awsome and became my teacher again when I took journalism.

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              Doesn't it seem that they have some sort of tracking device? YOU ALWAYS seem to get the weirdo when you sit down.

              Although like my friend says, whenever we go to a school we ALWAYS end up with some sort of weirdo joining us. Now we have some Trekkie Ramstien lover who brings in sharp nails to try and cut himself with.

              Why can't we have a normal person for a change u.u

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                Oh i got one. When I was visiting New York with some friends, we were waiting at the bus terminal… you know for the bus to get there XD This guy came up the escalator and started going on about, "We gotta praise God and Jesus for this great day! Praise God!" and all this crap and then he yelled "We're gonna say a prayer right now." and someone in my group said, "No we aren't." and he said "Yeah we are." and he went into the Lord's prayer and then a little later into Hail Marry and all this other stuff. Eventually he left.

                The friends who were native to NY said that's very normal. One of my friends though was worried that he was a bomber or something.

                So yeah that's the weirdest by far. But at least he didn't molest anyone.

                _For with a closing door, another surely opens

                Just you wait and see,

                And when you look back on where we've been together

                Wherever you may be

                I hope that you remember me_

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                  Met a very strange woman while I was waiting in line at Borders once. She kept talking about how the oceans are dying because the "orientals" were eating all the krill, and how they were the ones who truly invented torture, and the Europeans got most of their ideas about it from them, stuff like that. It was a truly bizarre conversation that I wound up tuning most of out after too long. I have a vague recollection of something about the auroura borealis in Arizona and maybe something about aliens, I'm not sure. She was bizarre.

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                    She was telling the truth.

                    Originally Posted by Battle Franky

                    Bad move, bub!

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                      ….. People are eating krill. The tiny little creatures that are eaten by whales and plankton. People are just two-fisting those suckers like jelly beans, huh?

                      The torture in Europe was flavored by influences from Asia, I'm sure, but I have a hard time believing the Europeans were torture-free until they came in contact with Eastern cultures. The way she was talking, the "orientals" were pretty much responsible for most of the really horrible things humanity has inflicted upon itself over the centuries. While there are a lot of mind-numbingly horrible things to come out of Asia, the same can be said for pretty much everywhere else, too, let's give credit where credit is due here.

                      And I'm still calling BS on the krill.

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                        well I AM friends with 1,2, Jango so… -glomps him- j/k~

                        There's a crazy person that walks around the town her picking up old bus tickets and cooing like a bird and yelling at people who get to close..

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                        • Buccaneer
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                          Just joking about the krill/toruture lady 'cause it sounded funny.

                          We make fun of my English teacher because she has the memory of a punch drunk. But now I think it might be serious…

                          Originally Posted by Battle Franky

                          Bad move, bub!

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                            I was once in Wimbledon and I was walking accross the road. I looked up and saw this black dude wearing black sunglasses, a leather bike vest, leather shorts and some sort of leather shoes, he was carrying a stick at the time. I got closer to him and then he just shouted out

                            HELLO COWBOY

                            I just walked past him and said "alright mate"

                            I was also waiting for a bus once and this guy I was sitting next to me asked what time this model shop was opened. I answered and after that he just went into some long chat about why everything pisses him off, from Tony Blair to farmers in Kenya, luckily an old lady sat down on the otherside of him and then he decided to talk to her instead.

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                              Erm. Buses, hell yeah. There was this lunatic who asked me which school I went to and all personal stuff, and gave pep talks on the meaning of life. He ended off by telling me to study hard, whereupon I got off the bus.

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                                I have a few:

                                When Pokemon Red/Blue came out, I headed up to the local Target to grab myself a copy. While looking through the aisles this large, smelly man kept following me. Being only eleven at the time, I was scared so I found an employee to purchase the game and the guy went in the other direction. Yeah…<_<

                                My brother was sort of "friends" with this one guy. Now, I don't know if he had something wrong with him but he kept wanting to play with me (I was...seven, I believe.) and he started to act really weird around me and he would always come to our house looking for me.
                                Eventually my mother was getting scared that the guy might do something to me and we would always hide when he came a-knockin'. Later on I guess he got the hint and never came back. Truthfully, I found him to be a nice guy, but really weird. Meh.

                                This actually happened a few years ago. I was browsing Babbages (Now called GameStop) and looking at some games. This large, Mario/Ron Jeremy dude kept watching me as I went through the games.
                                When I went to look at some strategy guides he came over to me. He smelled really bad and had dragon-breath. Now this is normal for any video game store, but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept trying to put me down because of certain guides I was looking at. (One of 'em I recall was CODE: Veronica X.)
                                I ignored him, and continued shopping. Finally, when he was still ranting at me when I was looking at the figures, an employee came over and sort-of...shoo'ed him off. It was actually kind of funny. :laugh: The employee apologised, saying the man comes in here all the time and is a jerk.

                                I have more, but that's all I can really remember.

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                                  We had one on the bus today, we were just sat there, minding our own business on the top floor, when this lad comes up and sits at the front, we carry on reading, studing whatever when he starts to nibble on his ticket, soon enough he has eaten his ticket and turns to us to ask if we could lend him ours, course we didn't even have a ticket anyways so he wanders down the stairs and comes back up with another ticket, eating it.

                                  Later when we were about to get off he follows us down the steps and starts raking in the ticket bin for more tickets 0,o

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                                  • CaptainAWB1
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                                    I deal with the weirdest psychos.

                                    My friend recently tried to get me hooked up with a girl who was a complete psycho. She was overly-obsessed with seeing men naked, and always talked about penises. She worshiped them like they were god. And she always tried to persuade me into showing her mine. But thanks to some advice from a few members of this board, I was able to get her off my back. Although I got slapped in the face in the process (thanks, guys :glare:).

                                    Last Monday, I was walking home from work and I saw this old woman on this bench waiting for the bus. She looked at me and started yelling at me. I couldn't quite make out what she said, but I could make out the words "generation" and spoiled". Weirdo.

                                    And when I was 10, I was on this train to San Diego and the biggest psycho was sitting across from me. When the guy came to get the tickets, the man said he didn't have one and didn't need one because he served in the war. The guy said he still needed one, and then the psycho went into this big speech about how he served in the war. "I will die for my country! I will die for my country!" The guy threatened to blow up the train. I was really scared. Luckily, they threw the guy out.

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                                      Shes not AS psycho as the people you guys handled buttt…My cousin, Marie, is a COMPLETE psycho.Last time I saw her she was screaming "Bloody murder" in my ear.Her sister and I stayed away as much as we could.x.o I can still hear her in my mind..
                                      Edit: And thats only one of the cases of Psycho Marie I had that week while I was in Indiana..

                                      "If you want me..Come and find me._I'm here..__for you._Nothing's stopping you so please release me.I'll belive all your lies, just pretend you love me.Make believe, close your eyes. I'll be Anything For You." ~Evanescence, "Anything For You"

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                                        The psycho that I ran into wasn't a harmful one, but she was crazy nonetheless.

                                        I was working for a charity store. I went outside to throw away some dirty boxes, when I saw this homeless lady reading an old newspaper. She turns to me and says,

                                        "Oh boy, another Ice Age is coming!"

                                        Not yet realizing that she was carzy, I started a conversation with her. It went something like this,

                                        Me: "I heard about that. In about 5 million years, the ice caps with expand and take up about 80% of the world."
                                        Woman: "Says here 92%."
                                        Me: "92%? Wow. Well, we don't have to worry about that. We'll colonize other planets before then."
                                        Woman: "We don't know that."
                                        Me: "Well, just look at how much humans have envolved in the past 100 years alone."
                                        Woman: "Yeah, we went from being mean to one another to being nice."
                                        Me: "…......And also technology!"
                                        Woman: "That's true."

                                        By this time I knew I was talking to a psycho, so I decided it would be best to leave.

                                        Me: "Well, I've got more work to do. It was nice talking to you."
                                        Woman: "Same here. I guess I'll fold up these newspapers, you never know who might need them."
                                        Me: "Yeah...you do that."

                                        When I got back inside, the store janitor told me that she comes around there all the time. It turns out that the crazy woman used to be a teacher, but she sort of went coocoo over time.

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                                          Erm. Buses, hell yeah. There was this lunatic who asked me which school I went to and all personal stuff, and gave pep talks on the meaning of life. He ended off by telling me to study hard, whereupon I got off the bus.

                                          Hey … I think I ran into that same guy once. He just would not shut the hell up... and I wasn't even saying anything. Just nodding my head and... blah :mellow: I hate it when people do that.

                                          _For with a closing door, another surely opens

                                          Just you wait and see,

                                          And when you look back on where we've been together

                                          Wherever you may be

                                          I hope that you remember me_

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                                            Brad youre story reminds me of a time when i was in borders with my friend.

                                            I was in the manga section and this guys is like:

                                            "It's hard to find good quality manga (he pronounced it wrong too. he said MAn(as in mane) -ga) now adays."

                                            ME: Yeah it kinda is…(thinking: ok this is weird as im grabbing yugioh duelist vol. 7 off the shelf).

                                            Man: Would you like to see some of my favorite titles.

                                            Me: no thank you im fine (thinking: holy shit he wants to like freaking molest me. "That was like the i got some candy in my fan" line)

                                            Man: tho yeah its hard to find good quailty manga lie pulls a random book of the shelf mega..man...

                                            I run to the counters desk and pay right away

                                            This man was like in his 40's too. I was scared shitless that day

                                            _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                                            Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                                              Worst thing I experienced was seeing a old hag squatting in front of an hotel, pissing quietly (she had her pants pulled down). This happened in a really busy street in Venice too. Everyone seemed to ignore her, even the cops…

                                              He rode back and forth, left and right, like a spider's legs, and ended with a somersault. Truly he was a match for a thousand.

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                                                we had this slightly deranged neighbor.
                                                one day, the police came to get him, because he had some unpaid bills.
                                                so he went all ballistic and decided to obey the voices in his head, and started to shoot around. he shot the police dog, and after that his house was put under siege.
                                                it went on for a couple of days, we were evacuated from our home, and finally the police decided to take action and throw tear gas into his house, which then unexpectedly caught fire. he was forced to escape and the police got him.

                                                what a charming little incident.

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                                                  I was walking home from school a couple years back and there were these kids all gathered round laughing. I looked to see what they were laughing at and it was some crazy lady shouting at them about it being to noisy and stuff, we all then decided to follow her and she got really pissed off and was really off her head. Then a policeman came and started talking to her. She sounded like a teacher had just taken all her pokemon cards off of her. We never saw her again.

                                                  O and I was also going around a local town which is quite busy and there was this kid just standing on teh edge of the pavement pissing into a side drain with his trousers and pants down round his ankles. Strangest thing I'd seen for a while.

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                                                    I remember a psychopath teen who used to be my neighbor when I was really young. The guy always acted so weird. Weirdest thing was that he was sexually interested in young children (uh oh for me). Thank god he's in jail where he belongs.

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                                                      Oh i never really met this guy. Tho i saw him on the internet.

                                                      ill give you a hit

                                                      his screen name is two words and begins with v and ends with r

                                                      who is it

                                                      _ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday

                                                      Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_

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                                                        Viz Hater

                                                        I'm lucky enough to have never met the bastard.

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                                                          Another weirdo (I wouldn't say psycho) I met was this guy I met in university…I talked to him a bit about Death Note (he's a manga fan too, WAY more otaku than me*) and, apparently, he believes I have one. I hope to God he's just joking, but every now and then he says stuff like "I hope you don't plan to write my name in your notebook" , stuff like this. I know it seems like I'm making this up: he's just weird like that.

                                                          • He's the only person I ever saw sporting an Evangelion handbag, an Inuyasha pencil case and various Rurouni Kenshin pins on his sweater.

                                                          He rode back and forth, left and right, like a spider's legs, and ended with a somersault. Truly he was a match for a thousand.

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                                                            Yeesh you guys have run into some wierd ones.
                                                            I tend to only get garden variety wierd since people generally tend to stay away from me (and I tend to count myself blessed for it).

                                                            One of the strangest (but not the worst) was when I was working at a bank downtown. We would get all sorts of interesting people going by or through out branch. One day I look at the window and a woman goes running by looking over her shoulder with a really freaked out expression on her face. Twenty or thirty seconds later one of the local panhandlers comes shuffling along with his pants down around his ankles apparently chasing the lady.

                                                            The worst was a psycho outright attacking a girl at a concert. It took three of us and a bouncer to get him off her and over the barricade.

                                                            And you can dream - So dream out loud

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                                                              Oh boy oh boy do I have some storys!

                                                              Well about a half hour away from where I live there is this elusive man by the name of "dante", and he's a middle age black crack baby who goes around and says "can I call you?". And he would take dumps in the sinks at McDonald's.

                                                              Also there was a kid who would always talk to his bus seat, always calling it a "silly little monkey". We joked about how that maybe their really was a silly little monkey that he was talking to.

                                                              Also there was this guy who would always walk around with his push mower but he disappeared about two months ago.

                                                              All of my ex girlfriends were either bi-polar or had personality disorders. Oh and there was this hobo in a McDonald's who was talking about shooting commies and was having a conversation with his fries.

                                                              I think thats about it.

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                                                                Yeah, there's this guy named "OP Man" that keeps PM'ing me and sending me IM's! 👅

                                                                But seriously, I was….engaged to a psycho. I don't know how I got manipulated into it, it was really odd, but at least I was smart enough to realize what was going on and got out of it, at the cost of being stalked for a couple of years.

                                                                Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

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                                                                  @Silpheed:

                                                                  Also there was a kid who would always talk to his bus seat, always calling it a "silly little monkey". We joked about how that maybe their really was a silly little monkey that he was talking to.

                                                                  Imaginary Friend maybe?

                                                                  Once I saw a person eating their clothes, not just nibbling, literally taking chunks out of them!

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                                                                    I sure do know one! A guy I work with, Blair. He isn't crazy in the traditional sense, but he has this wild problem controlling his anger which often results in him going ballistic. I will give one example of what happens to Blair when things do not go his way..

                                                                    In the warehouse, there is a water cooler for the staff. Blair walked up to it to fill her thermos with water, but it was pretty much empty. He just got a trickle out of it. This caused him to curse quietly. He wasn't happy, for sure. There was no water… But then, when he went to put a full container onto the cooler, he realized that there were none. We were all out of water. This made Blair snap. He began to bash the poor cooler screaming "Jesus fucking christ! Can't I get any water around this fucking place?!" He then proceeded to rip the empty container off of the cooler and throw it as hard as he could. This is actually when I decided to get the hell out of his immediate vicinity, so I don't know what happened next.. But he was still flpping out for a good while.

                                                                    Not a crazy person, he just has a severe anger problem.

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                                                                      Loosen his football helmet straps for him.

                                                                      Originally Posted by Battle Franky

                                                                      Bad move, bub!

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                                                                        A few months ago, I answered this kid's technical question about Java.

                                                                        Somehow, he decided I was going to be his new best friend. He also took a humourous comment about my sexual orientation a bit more seriously than I intended. So now he's regularly bugging me via IM about his homework needs, and his relationship crises. He occasionally sends me fluffy pictures he demands my critique of, or discusses cultural issues.

                                                                        Perhaps I should turn the tables, send him a gorgeous Arlong or Kuroobi pic, and ask him HIS opinion. XD XD XD

                                                                        The neighbour on one side is… weird. If you knock on the door (with mis-delivered mail, for example), he'll always look like he just came out of bed. You used to hear music at odd hours. Once we met him while he was walking his dog, and he seemed very out of it. You don't see enough coming or going to justify his existence (when does he work?) He's either stoned or mentally deficient.

                                                                        And then a bloke on a street once greeted either me or my mum as Rosie O'donnell (the former talk-show host). We don't look like her.

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                                                                          I just remembered this.

                                                                          Back when I was 10 years old, I ws in the Rock Cafee in City Walk and bumped into this stange guy. He got all excited to see me because he thought I was oppie from the Andy Griffin Show (I did look exactly like him). It was odd because Oppie (Ron Howard) was over 30 years old at the time.

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                                                                            While traveling to a concert at 3AM, my friends and I stopped at a gas station, wherein this drunk hobo comes up to me and tries to convince me that the clerk is my sister that I had forgotten to buy presents for and ended up ruining many of her holidays.

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                                                                              That one was weirest one yet, Hobo-ou.

                                                                              Just a few minutes ago, I was shopping at Swains to finish up Christmas shopping and I saw this woman with a stuffed animal of a saint bernard with a santa hat. This woman was talking to it as if it were a real dog. "Where's your owner? Did you run away from home?"

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                                                                                When I was little, my dad brought me and my sis to Beijing.
                                                                                on the return trip, we were at the airport, my dad was buying the tickets and me and my sis were standing behind him minding our own business
                                                                                then this highclass lady (probably in her 20's) behind us started scolding my sis saying that my sis gave her a 'look', then proceeds to bash my dad about 'not teaching his kids some proper manners'

                                                                                of course my sister wasn't giving her a look
                                                                                but my dad apologized to the lady and hurried us away
                                                                                then explained that the lady might be deliberately giving us trouble since we're Taiwanese in China
                                                                                (and you know how there is the tension between the two countries)

                                                                                At the terminal, we saw the same lady again this time screaming at a white couple. The white couple decided to ignore her and just sat there staring at the ground while the lady marched back and forth in front of'em like a drill sergent.

                                                                                not crazy, but arrogant and racist

                                                                                Thanks e1n for this awesome gift <3

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                                                                                    In 8th grade:

                                                                                    Me and my friend Alex walked home from middle school. Walking down the street we see this middle aged native american fellow. He had on a light brown jacket with white fuzz around the collar. He came up to us and said in a hushed raspy voice "Coco" or something like that. We didn't know if he wanted Coke, Soda, or was just crazy. Alex just said "Uh…no" and we saw him flip us off. After that for the ENTIRE year we saw him all the time on that street. We saw him walk his little dog wearing a purple sweater. And even one time on the bus, there was one kid who wore the same coat, and he screamed out "Hey dad!" when we passed him.

                                                                                    From then on we affectionatly named him "Koko". Haven't seen him for awhile though. That kind of sucks.

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                                                                                      My students are psychos.

                                                                                      I got a really emotion student. Almost anything you say to her can upset her, especially if ti's something that points out fault (even very, very, very, very small ones, as you will see). One time, I told her that she left her backpack unzipped and that her papers were going to fall out and land in the dirt. As soon as I said that, she yells at me and stroms off.

                                                                                      Another students is a real psycho. Whenever he gets nervous (when happens often), he eats…................... anything. The classroom pass is almost completely gone.

                                                                                      Then there's this one girl. When she addressed me, I was joking around and wanted her to call me Andrew-san. She asked why and I told her that it was japanese. Then she gets upset because she was Mexican, not Japanese.

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                                                                                        One time when i was coming home from my sister's ex hockey game they droped me off and i was knocking on the door and my mom was yelling "who is itt??" and i thought must be one of my mom's jokes because shell usually look out the window and see whos at the door but i stood quiet after awhile and she said"….am calling the police!" then i said "hey open the door its me" and i try to open it and i hear actually calling and i said" momma open the door! its me" and she finally opens it and i see a woman in a night gown right next to her and i said" whos she mom?" "hes going to get me ! i can't hide! hell find me and kill me hell kill me" and she would stay away from the windows and would crouch in my sis bathroom and repeats what she says. My mom told me that well when my father was leaving to work and started the car my dad said" Sandraaaaa theres a ladyl under the car" and my mom is confused asking what he means and the woman was covered in oil and stayed under for about two hrs. and she kept telling my mom the words she kept saying and that the husbund was going to kill her and she scared shitless. My mom my brother and i were left with her then my mom then my sister and her ex came and they called the cops later on while they were taking the lady away you can "OH you again man how many times has this happened lady!" and well we then knew she was crazy but she lived not to far from us and we always wondered how the hell she get in our garage ? the only door is some cheap hard to push door and it is usually locked with all this junk laying beside the door.. it was one crazy day for mee

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                                                                                          A borderline case of weird:

                                                                                          A bit over a month ago I were at a shopping mall. I had nothing to do and to fight the boredom I decided to pick a free newspaper. As I was walking down to a stand this old lady came to pick a paper too. Like a good getleman, I smiled on her in a friendly manner and I gave her room to do her stuff, to pick the newspapers before me. Suddenly a burst of words.

                                                                                          She began to tell about how nurses had shaked her baby because they were jealous and how the boy is now permanently damaged for the rest of his life. And all this had something to do with Belgium which, though, I didn't quite get. I thought it was somewhat weird that she just suddenly bursted like that but I felt sorry for her. So I go through "I'm sorry", "that's just wrong", "should had never happened" and "I hope everything will be alright". Vain, hollow words but this was all my tongue could come up.

                                                                                          At this point I believed we would go into a seperate ways but no. She kept clinging on me, telling the same story over and over. And it appeared that the story had taken a place over a dozen of years ago. Here I realized everything wasn't up there with her, perhaps I should not had smiled on her. It could be that she go around telling this story to every stranger she meet yet I had a strange feeling that I was a first person in a while whom she had spoken of and now she had settled to unburden every single thought she had gone through since who knows on me.

                                                                                          Finally, after a lengthy session and coming up with several good and bad excuses, I managed to left her behind.

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                                                                                            Holy shit. Some of these are insane. Well, MY cases aren't that bad. But most definately weird. Like how we met two people claiming to be celebreties, and my sister almost getting sold in exchange for a camel when on a vacation in Egypt.

                                                                                            I think I was 12 or something at the time. Me, my parents and my sis (16 years) went into this little shop where they sold statuettes of Egyptian Gods. Pretty interesting for me, since I like mythology a lot. And all of a sudden, the salesman goes "Mah name ish Eddy Murrrrrrrphy," making a big deal out of rolling on the R. We just nodded. When we left, he poked my sister on her shoulder. "You got boyfriend?" The guy was… 30+ methinks.
                                                                                            She quickly made up a boyfriend.
                                                                                            "Ooooh, you have brrrrrrroken my hearrrrrt."
                                                                                            Soooo yeah. Off we went.

                                                                                            A couple of days later we were taking an egyptian bus to downtown of the town we were living in at that time (forgot the name). And, I tell ya, egyptian traffic is insane. Anyhow, suddenly, the driver asks where we're from. So of course, we answer Denmark. Then he starts laughing, and claims to be Bill Clinton. My dad was getting a little tired of these celebrities, so he said he was Indiana Jones.
                                                                                            That made the driver laugh. Enough for him to forget to steer properly. We're lucky nothing happened.

                                                                                            THEN at downtown, my sister wantedto buy a wooden giraffe. This was probably just a joke between my dad and the salesman, but it was still hella weird. As you might know, haggling is quite common in Egypt, so off we go, haggling about the price. At first, his price was INSANELY high. Sis keeps dropping it down, and my dad decides to help her. After a while, I could hear that appearently, my sister was being traded for a camel or five. Then we paid for the goddamn giraffe and left.

                                                                                            What else... well, I got a weird friend back home whom we call "Fish". He doesn't mind, he prefers being called that. Actually, in a music club, when our names were being read, he stood up and said "Well, my name is Fish, but my parents call me Rasmus." And I just laughed my head off.
                                                                                            He wasn't weird in his head, he just had a really weird sense of humor. Like how he EVERY DAY when going home from school purposedly walked face first into a sign. And when he and some friends recorded each other and pointing at a street for about 30 seconds. And recording one of them rolling DOWN a hill and the other trying to roll back up.

                                                                                            So... yeah. XD

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                                                                                              I met a few…
                                                                                              I was going to a football game with my mom and my brother ( I was about 7, I think...) and I saw 2 guys near us laughing and talking and drinking beer, and one of them noticed that I was starring at them, so he said "Heeeeeeeeey, so you waitin' for this game?" I just said yes, and then his freind laugh, and then he said "You don't like the Okland Raiders, now do ya?" I did at the time, but I didn't want to say I did, because you never know what the crap drunks can do to you when you upset them, so I just said "...I dunno..." so then he's like "What? You're messed up, fool!" So then he takes his hands and places them on my head, and started saying "You will not like the Okland Raiders...you will not like the okland raiders..." over and over again, then he takes his hands off and says "See? He'll grow up to be a good boy" and his freind said "Hell ya" and my mom just sorta laughed and made us walk away.

                                                                                              Then there's a new guy that moved to our school, and he acts...weird. We were in a computer lab, and when the teacher left, he went up to the teacher's desk and started humping the teacher's computer and kept saying stuff like "Uhhnnnn.... Yeah...That's it...." then the teacher comes back and he pauses for a moment, then he goes back to doing it again, and the teacher just raises his left eyebrow lol

                                                                                              I was in a book store, looking for One Piece Vol. 7, and I saw a japanese guy looking at the manga, and I could hear him mutter "stupid editors...do nothing but cause trouble...when's that guy gonna make a F-ing sequal...I'll kill the bastards that did this..." and then he started staring at me, and so all I did was just grab the nearest graphic novel and pretended to read it. Then the guy left after a minute or 2.

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                                                                                                I've been assigned for 2 weeks duty in the psych ward…
                                                                                                there are so many "mentally-challenged people" there...
                                                                                                many schizophrenic people... that murmurs , hardly talks...Paranoid clients...
                                                                                                people who hardly communicates, peopl who starts to ask money from you..

                                                                                                some would start talking in a weird way to you and they would start crying if you wont go with her/him...

                                                                                                there are also aggressive ones too...

                                                                                                and in the isolation room....I wonder what happened to those clients though....

                                                                                                the psych ward experiences was on of my best duty experiences I had ...
                                                                                                you can feel a lot of things:
                                                                                                you'd feel anxious/nervous, scared, enjoying, sad at the same time...or to say it plainly its really hard to say how you feel once you're inside!

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                                                                                                  I remember another time…
                                                                                                  I went to some baseball game with my freind, and we we're at the top bleachers, just watching the game, when someone threw an empty water bottle over our heads, so we look behind us and look down at the ground, and we see this kid about 12 or so, and I swear to God, he looked EXACTLY like Harry Potter from the HP movies. He had this eerie grin, and his eyes just go wider, and he started climbing the bleachers up to our section, and he started touching us for some reason. We felt a little...uncomfortable about it, so then we just tried to shoo him away. My freind came up with an idea and opened his bottle of water and chucked the bottle (filled to the top with water, of course) at the kid. He feel off the bleachers to the bottom, then he just ran off...

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                                                                                                    I've been assigned for 2 weeks duty in the psych ward…
                                                                                                    there are so many "mentally-challenged people" there...
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                                                                                                    In a sad way you sort of described me on certain days.=) .....=(

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                                                                                                      hmmmm Ive never really seen someone "phyco" but I have seen some really weird charecters

                                                                                                      Theres this guy at are school, and every day, he comes to school dressed as Chrono. I kid you not everyday he comes with his parachute pants, puffy aladin shoes, spiked dyed red hair, head band, tunic, and wooden sword. Everyone afectionatly calls him Chrono.

                                                                                                      Then theres this hobo that I pass every once in a while who drinks hot sauce. And we afectionatly named him hot sauce.XD

                                                                                                      Then theres this dude at my school who allways sits next to me and allways trys to talk to me. A little creepy

                                                                                                      And one time (ok this guy was a pshyco) tryed to sell me crumpled up tickets to "the fight of the centery" and the where like 3 weeks old with ketchup stains. Pluss I live in a semi small town in western washington, there are never boxing matches here, gave me a chuckle

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                                                                                                        I've been assigned for 2 weeks duty in the psych ward…
                                                                                                        there are so many "mentally-challenged people" there...
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                                                                                                        In a sad way you sort of described me on certain days.=) .....=(

                                                                                                        Im sorry If i ever offended you…Im just describing...and its really hard to describe the atmosphere in a psychiatric ward...but Im sure we have some psychological problems...probably its just mild...

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