Faust VIII VS Yoichi Hiruma

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

VS

(I've never seen/read Shaman King nor Eyeshield 21. If I am incorrect with the personalities of either of these characters, please don't hesitate to let me know.)

Both combatants enter the arena on opposite corners.

"Why hello there," says Faust VIII, "Let me show you my favorite toy." A furiyoku-charged skeleton appears in the center of the ring and begins to do a little dance.

Hiruma snickers, "YA-HA!! Well that's a stupidass little trick! Perhaps I should show you one of my favorite toys…" With that, Hiruma whips a submachiene gun out of his jacket.

–DING--

Hiruma pulls the trigger and mauls off the skeleton's head. Faust VIII frowns, "That wasn't very nice. All of his friends want to have a word with you." Twenty skeletons appear outside of the ring. They all climb in and run towards Hiruma.

[Ms. Suave Debonair]

I have NO idea who either of them are so I just flipped a coin…

[Cap'n Carter]

…argh, really tough choice!

But...I...must....

YA-----HA------!!

[Ubiq]

@Usopp:

Hiruma snickers, "That's a nice little trick. Perhaps I should show you one of my favorite toys…" With that, Hiruma whips a submachiene gun out of his jacket.

Less like that and more like this:

YA-HA!

I don't know what kinda dumbasses put me in this tournament, but don't think I can't protect myself if Fuckin' [side note: any proper portrayl of Hiruma must include at least one usage of this word in any situation where he refers to somebody that he knows or somebody he doesn't know or well, anything really] Fatass and Midget Fatass aren't around! I'll cut you a deal: if I win, you gotta join the football team!

YA-HA! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Let me know if you need help with Justy Ueki Tylor or Neko Majin.

[Solar Knight]

I voted for the Courtney Love look-alike.

[Mr. Prince]

Hiruma all the way. YA–----HA-----!!!

[Local-chan]

YA~HA! I choose Hiruma!

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

@Ubiq:

Less like that and more like this:

Thank you. I've made the adjustments.

[Caracal]

Well, later in the series Faust is able to perform a "Giant Oversoul" where a gigantic version of the spirit, often with a new look, appears. Generally only very strong shamans are able to do this, meaning that Faust probably out classes Yoichi Hiruma. Plus, after reading the fifth Shaman King book, I started to view my German network teacher as Faust.

[Megadoomer]

I know a bit about both fighters (for once), and I voted for Faust, the skeleton-summoning madman who apparently does surgery on himself.

[leokeren]

ya~haaaaaaaaa

hiruma for teh win

[lalala]

well i don't know either but ive always liked the slightly mad yet polite seeming guy. so i voted faust. plus he shares a name with my favorite guilty gear x2 character. well anyway pushpop do you know anything about neko majin z?

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

All I know about Neko Majin Z is that he looks like Fat Buu after absorbing Goku and a white rabbit.

I can still take it if you want.

[lalala]

if you want to you can if not ill do it. but ill take the next two definatley. azuma vs. spike and ken vs. ed

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

Sounds like a plan. I'm actually quite interested in learning more about Neko Majin Z.

[rice-a-roni]

GO HIRUMA~~!! One of the best original charecters ever!

[Dragon Warrior Steve]

It's a tough choice, but I'm going to have to pick that badass mofo Hiruma.

[CaptainAWB1]

Faust VIII. Love the guy.

[gum-gum man]

Himura FTW XD YA-HA

[darktravis]

I vote for the gun-wielding quarterback
YA-HA!

[Steel Guardian]

YA-HA!!

Hiruma's a freakin' badass. Faust VIII is also one of my favorite SK characters.

[CaptainAWB1]

It's tied? Wow, I thought this was going to be one-sided like a lot of the other matches.

[Megadoomer]

The only other match in this tournament that was this close was Patamon vs. Dio Brando!

[CaptainAWB1]

Well, I had a feeling that Dio would win.

As for this match, I have no clue over who will win.

[omnichild]

um I don't know either of them…

[CaptainAWB1]

@omnichild:

um I don't know either of them…

Yoichi Hiruma is a football captain who blackmails others into doing his bidding. Faust is semi-crazy shaman who controls his girlfriend's ghost in battle.

[Cap'n Carter]

Hiruma also randomly pulls out heavy artillery and firearms, firing them for seemingly no reason.

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

Aw crap! Not another coin flip!

sigh

Faust VIII = heads

Yoichi Hiruma = tails

flip

The winner has been decided. I will now type up the ending.

[Usopp with a Pushpop]

Hiruma begins mauling down the skeletons one by one with his submachiene gun. "YAAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!", he yells like the trigger-happy phsyco that he is.

"You're bound to run out ammo sooner or later.", says Faust VIII as he summons more skeletons. "I on the other hand, have an unlimited number of freinds. You cannot win."

Sure enough, Hiruma's submachiene gun runs out of bullets. The skeletons quickly close in on him. "Don't think I'm done yet!", Hiruma says as he yanks a bazooka out of his pants. "EAT THIS FUCKER!!!" Hiruma fires the bazooka at Faust VIII, but a group of skeletons jump in the way and take the hit.

One skeleton manages to get Hiruma in a choke hold, making him drop the bazooka. The other skeletons pile on top of him, making him unable to move.

–FAUST VIII ADVANCES!!!---

(I really didn't want to put the F word in there, but I must stay true to each character's dialouge.)

[CaptainAWB1]

Good job, Pushpop.

Yes! Faust won! :happy:

[taboo]

Awww, I didn't get to vote~ Hiruma

[lalala]

ah so it is over. well. does awb have today. or you pushpop? and wow 2 ties at 20.

[CaptainAWB1]

I got it. I'm going to create the Sensui vs. Howard thread shortly.

[lalala]

alright. but now its gonna take longer for azuma and kens matches =( im all psyched up for them.

[rice-a-roni]

awwwwwww man that sucks, Hiruma is so cool…

[Klaw Shizuki]

GOD I SUCK.o.o I missed it.hits self Bad Faust VIII fangirl!Bad!Any way…IT COMPLETELY TIED?!O.o Wowzerz.I wish I had come in earlier, Faust-chan could have won.
EDIT: Scribbles "madman" out in the poll and replaces it with "bishounen" Muahaha. >D
EDIT2: Dude.I was just amazed it tied.This is the first time in my whole time on this board I saw something like this tie.I'm not stupid.Even though i'm 10 i'm not stupid.I'm an intelligent fangirl.And I was just dissapointed I missed it because I myself nominated Faust.I think i've explained myself enough.o.O Sayonara, good bye, so long, i'm gone, it's over, i'm done.
Edit 3: And yes I know Faust won but I was just saying he could have won NOT tied.Get it?poof

[Local-chan]

um, didn't you read? Faust Advanced….

[Cap'n Carter]

@Klaw:

GOD I SUCK.o.o I missed it.hits self Bad Faust VIII fangirl!Bad!Any way…IT COMPLETELY TIED?!O.o Wowzerz.I wish I had come in earlier, Faust-chan could have won.
EDIT: Scribbles "madman" out in the poll and replaces it with "bishounen" Muahaha. >D

This speaks for itself.