The stupid predictions thread

MasterDee

In an attempt to minimize stupid predictions from appearing elsewhere (wishful thinking?), I've created this thread dedicated just to that, stupid predictions. With that said, here are some of my stupid predictions:

Aokiji is actually Usopp's real biological father (notice how the hair styles are the same… almost), that's why he didn't kill the crew back on long-ring island.

Robin is actually a man! That's why she's so hesitant about rejoining. She (or should I say he) doesn't want her secret crazy lifestyle discovered by the crew.

Sanji is actually gay. He's really torn over his "preference." That's why his attitude towards the opposite sex is so exaggerated. He needs to prove to others and to himself especially that he really isn't gay, though he really is.

Usopp's Sogeking disguise is really a foreshadow of him actually gaining real super powers one day. Then he will become the true Pirate King and not Luffy.

The one piece treasure is actually a one piece swimsuit. The Pirate King was actually a closet lolicon. The thing he treasured most was the one piece swimsuit he swiped from a japanese middle school student.

Well, those are all I have for now. So what are your stupid predictions?

shen_ron

it wont work =) you cant stop people from posting some predictions… you know what they say, idiots are to inventive =D

hylian_pirate

Kaku's devil fruit powers will let him fix going merry. He then joins the crew. When Usopp finds that, he we leave the crew forever.

Keroro

someone will die…..

Local-chan

@Keroro:

someone will die…..

I dunno why but I could actually see someone like Zoro dying, not that I want it to happen

WarcoW

Black Beard is actually Santa Claus

mazinkaiser

Luffy will marry Nami and have children as thieves and pirate lords
Usopp pirates actually become the pirate king when Usopp has died
Zoro becomes a tour guide, Sanji becomes a blacksmith, Chopper becomes a drug lord
Robin and FRanky died at Enies Lobby after killing all the officers there

leokeren

robin doesn't want to leave because she fell in love with spandam.
Robin is a submissive, she enjoys being treated like spandam treats her. She will never get that satisfaction from the SH.

usopp will eat lie lie no mi which will makes all his lie come true

sanji will die of lung cancer

Himizujin_Eternia

@MasterDee:

The one piece treasure is actually a one piece swimsuit. The Pirate King was actually a closet lolicon. The thing he treasured most was the one piece swimsuit he swiped from a japanese middle school student.

I have one like that, except it's a Dress (japanese word for dress = One Piece) and Gold Roger was a crossdresser. ^^

Zoro turns into a gay model. Sanji becomes the biggest dragqueen. Luffy goes Ghetto in San Andreas.

Malintex_Terek

@MasterDee:

In an attempt to minimize stupid predictions from appearing elsewhere (wishful thinking?), I've created this thread dedicated just to that, stupid predictions. With that said, here are some of my stupid predictions:

Aokiji is actually Usopp's real biological father (notice how the hair styles are the same… almost), that's why he didn't kill the crew back on long-ring island.

Robin is actually a man! That's why she's so hesitant about rejoining. She (or should I say he) doesn't want her secret crazy lifestyle discovered by the crew.

Sanji is actually gay. He's really torn over his "preference." That's why his attitude towards the opposite sex is so exaggerated. He needs to prove to others and to himself especially that he really isn't gay, though he really is.

Usopp's Sogeking disguise is really a foreshadow of him actually gaining real super powers one day. Then he will become the true Pirate King and not Luffy.

The one piece treasure is actually a one piece swimsuit. The Pirate King was actually a closet lolicon. The thing he treasured most was the one piece swimsuit he swiped from a japanese middle school student.

Well, those are all I have for now. So what are your stupid predictions?

Hey, nice way to spam while encouraging bashing. I never would have thought something like this would have lasted more than ten seconds with Arlong Park's moderators. Good job! :laugh:

A "stupid" prediction would be something that is nigh impossible, not absurd and absolutely wrong. Think along the lines of Tashigi actually being Kuina with her memory erased (perhaps Dragon revived her), which would be plausible though dumb predictions, not this gross juxtaposition you call a post.

Luffies Hat

Kokoro, Chimney and Gonbe are in fact CP10, sent to deal with Cp9's abuse of power.

Sogeking is in fact mister 2 disguised as Ussop. The cover arc is in fact a flashback.

Shanks is Luffies fathers cousins uncles former roomates Gym teacher.

Pluton is hidden in the big hole at annies lobby.

Bounty1Berry

Arlong will return in the final chapter, slice Luffy's head off with his saw-nose, and take the title of Pirate King. Sadly, he'll soon blow it when it's revealed he padded his crotch during the Swimsuit Contest.

KevC

Sanji's left eye is Sharingan.
Kaku is Ussopp's long lost brother - hence the long nose and the mask covering his face which hides the mark Osopp, like his father Yasopp. While Usopp didnt get one because his father left and mother got sick.
Making it to the pirate summit and conquering all other pirates in one piece, IS the treasure of One Piece.

CaptainAWB1

Makino is actually Luffy's mother. Arlong's brother will set out to kill Luffy. Zoro will turn out to be the father of Robin's baby, despite the fact that he married Tashigi. Robin will be put into a comma. Chopper will face his drug addiction. Nami will die. Sanji will avenge her death. Usopp will come out of the closet. And Franky's mega-business will go broke.

Herackles

Kalifa joins as the Strawhat secutary.
Ace leaves Whitebeard and joins the strawhats as their messanger boy.

meethz

Luffy will be spanked! And he will call the mysterious spanker 'mother'!

Nami shall be too sexy for her orange groves! She wants the watermelons, baby!

Zoro shall dream of dark, intense, leather-clad men! Rawr!

Usopp will become a sexual crisis!

Sanji will suffer from some horrible daddy issues!

Chopper shall have a headache! Forever!

Robin will bend and flex and wiggle and stride! With giggles!

The legendary treasure of One Piece will actually be … a pimp cane!

smashfanDS

@leokeren:

usopp will eat lie lie no mi which will makes all his lie come true

I can see that happening.

Overtaker

usopp will marry nami and have sex with her with his nose since it's bigger than his genital

Kokolores

well if she goes by size, usopp won't beat luffy's gomu gomu no erection

Ms. Suave Debonair

Here's a crazy one

Bartholomew Bear is really Jewish!!

Kokolores

the One Piece is a single treasure chest in which Gol D. Roger put 7 cristal balls. With those balls you can call [EDIT:] Dragon who can fulfill any wish except making a good banana milk shake

Better now

Bounty1Berry

Not a dragon, but Dragon from Loguetown. He'll come over and have to do what you tell him.

Rakuen

hattori was the former nakama of gol d. roger ^^

CaptainAWB1

@meethz:

Usopp will become a sexual crisis!

He already is!!!

20 characters

Local-chan

The One Piece treasure turns out to be a little note saying: Sorry, but the Treasure is in another castle

Mr. All Sunday

Sanji will join the mafia and perform a raid on 4kids HQ.
Luffy will become a proud student of Harvard.
Chopper will create a medicine that allows you to explunge your devil fruit powers.
Robin will accidentally eat it.
Sanji will eat the Hana Hana no mi and go on a groping bonanza.

Malintex_Terek

@Mr.:

Luffy will become a proud student of Harvard.

Oh, that's hardly an impossibility.

snicker

leokeren

-hina first word to mr 2 : "nice shoes"
-eneru will find out that the whole op world are actualy a person who ate earth no mi.
-Vivi will rejoin the crew, after being made to leave her country, for giving birth to a baby, baby camel

silver griffin girl

Usopp will invent the first video game system and becomes the richest person in the world.

Nami sues Usopp for becoming rich overnight, because she wants his money.

Chopper is finally driven insane, and is worshipped as a religious figure.

Luffy becomes a Chopperist.

Zoro has actually been working for an underground organization, that is sworn enemies with the marines, and is ordered to Kill Tashigi. He accidently falls in love with her, and they desperatly try to find a place that isn't controlled by the two groups. In their Desperation, they beg Usopp to send them into space. He agrees, and the two migrate to a different planet. And thus Humans came to Earth.

Gin returns for Sanji, but Bon Clay is Jealous. Much Sanji confusion follows.

Chopperism becomes the biggest religion in the world.

joekido the Second

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joekido the Second

In chapter 392, Robin will ask Franky to break her seastone lock to be free. Franky quitely does it which became his mistake, when Robin became free, she uses her hana hana powers to crush the marines, WG agents, CP9, Spandam's heart. While doing that she made sure she crushes Franky, Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Usopp, Nami and Sanji's hearts; killing her friends as well. She pressed the golden phone snail to call the "Buster Call". She then notice the drawbridge is down so she began to leave the tower, killing the Franky Famliy, Zambai and the Square Sisters on her way down. she arrived to the Sea Train, killing marines and agents. She started the Sea Train back to Water 7 while the Buster Call broke through justice gate and blew Enies Lobby off the map, which leaves nothing but an empty ocean. With that, One Piece will offically end at chapter 392. And One Piece was never found, all the straw-hat Pirates are blown to bits while Robin remindes alive.

warp

Mohji will be the main villan of the series!

CaptainAWB1

No, Alex Trebek will be.

Ral

Kaku's devil fruit will turn him into a banana.

*Meh*

Luffy will meet Aokiji again, and this time, crush him utterly with "Gear 2nd". Aokiji, still alive and breathing, offers Luffy the chance to become the new Shichibukai, as a conclusive decision has not yet been made by Sengoku. "Nothing will change essentially; you may still pursue your goals, so long as they don't threaten the government. However, you will have to abandon your friends here. A Shichibukai is always alone. Its the only insurance the government has over them." Luffy asks if he can promote Robin to this position, as she's still not happy with the crew for saving her at EL. Aokiji refuses. Luffy is then told the terrible truth: the rest of his crew, but not him, have all been branded "criminals in the same mold as the Demons of Ohara", and will be assassinated one by one at any port they stop at from now on. Luffy has been spared this fate so that he will never have a crew-unless he abandons them now, in Aokiji's presence, and becomes a Shichibukai. Luffy….

CaptainAWB1

Luffy will refuse of course.

@Ral:

Kaku's devil fruit will turn him into a banana.

Yeah, this got me thinking…Kaku was known as the "mountain Monkey", if i'm not mistaked, and he's eatten a devils fruit that's shaped like a banana. Now, I know that the shape of a devil fruit might have nothing to do with the power it contains, but in Chapter 390, Jyabura said "What... are you taking out your frustration on him, Kaku?! Huh?! Your frustration at eating a weird-ass fruit?"
and Kaku then defends himself and says he likes his new power. Jyabura was really worried that he might eat a fruit that would make him stronger, but in Jyabura's opinion it the fruit power stinks. Now, this might be too obvious, but do you think Oda would make Kaku a Monkey devil fruit? Something like a small tailed monkey, that might actually suit him, and Jyabura would laugh at?

I apologise if this idea has been brought up already in the thread, but I didn't want to read all the posts. homework/Jump superstars, you see.

CaptainAWB1

It's been brought up in many, many threads.

Someone should draw a picture of a monkeyish Kaku just to see if it would look good.

Ral

This is what I think.

CaptainAWB1

I said as a monkey, not as a banana.

Malintex_Terek

Bad karma for Ral if his rendition turns out to be accurate.

Strange_One

@Ral:

Kaku's devil fruit will turn him into a banana.

XD "BANANA BANANA NO MI! NANA NANA SLIP!" Kaku drops a banana peel on the ground. Zoro slips on it. Kaku stabs Zoro. KAKU WINS!"

@leokeren:

-Vivi will rejoin the crew, after being made to leave her country, for giving birth to a baby, baby camel

…

...

No words. (XD)

gomu_gomu_man

here is my tought, if there is the defil fruit that make people slimmer like alvida one, maybe the one that kalifa eat will be the one that make you become fatter fatfat fruit "transform fat fat defense!!!!!"

fy3

the world of one piece is in fact a reality tv series in another world which is similar to The Truman Show but in this case, no one knows about it.

when the straw hats arrive in Rafteru, Oda will greet them and tell them they were punk'd

All Blue is already poluted when Sanji arrive

Nami finnishes the world map and 5 minutes after that, a huge earthquake happens shifting the crust of the world thus reshaping its landscape

Luffy dies and donates his body to Bridgestone and poverty stricken elementry school kids

Ussopp got stomped the moment he set foot on Elbaf

Chopper was invited for a chirstmas dinner with him as the main dish

Robin found the true history which is actually equavalent to the 10 commandments

Zoro became the best swordsman who got killed by a handgun

-phew-

Ral

@CaptainAWB1:

I said as a monkey, not as a banana.

I said a banana first though. I like Stange One's idea of creating banana peels that cause people to slip on them.

LoudMouse

i actually think that Gol D. Roger was born from midichlorians and have no father…. and he is still alive and serves world goverment under a nickname Darh Sengok

@CaptainAWB1:

It's been brought up in many, many threads.

Ah, sorry. I knew that would happen. I had to try though, eh?

4ghost

The strawhats new ship will be named with a Don.

CaptainAWB1

@SubDJ:

Ah, sorry. I knew that would happen. I had to try though, eh?

Eh, it's alright.

Does anyone else think that Aokiji will return and have some involvement in the new bounties?