Crunchy Peanut Butter vs. Smooth Peanut Butter. Which is the better butter?

KaizokuJinbei

I always go with extra crunchy peanut butter

wolfwood

@Femme:

Count on crunchy peanut butter to bring back the divine dolphin herself :wub:

I'm betting on the theory of equivilent exchange myself.

We need to check to see if we've lost another equally adorable member

Cyclone_Baroness

@Femme:

Count on crunchy peanut butter to bring back the divine dolphin herself :wub:

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Ah but have you ever tried it with crunchy? Perhaps it might improve your cookies by, say, 200,000%!

How can goats eat cans and not crunchy peanut butter.

It wouldn't flow like lava if there were chunks…Chunks even sounds horrible.

Green_vs_Red

@Femme:

Oh god you poor thing D':

Here's something to make you feel better:
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Does it have cheese in it:ninja:

Femme

@wolfwood:

I'm betting on the theory of equivilent exchange myself.

We need to check to see if we've lost another equally adorable member

If Chrissie posts in this thread your theory will be debunked.

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@Cyclone_Baroness:

It wouldn't flow like lava if there were chunks…Chunks even sounds horrible.

Ok I admit chunks aren't glamourous. But they are accurate! When's the last time you saw absolutely smooth lava? Never, that's when!

@Green_vs_Red:

Does it have cheese in it:ninja:

Why would you even suggest such a thing ;_;

wolfwood

@Femme:

If Chrissie posts in this thread your theory will be debunked.

Well have you ever seen Chrissie and Trappy post at the same time?

The theory just expanded to include a counter to your counter-argument.

I think that's what they called science. Or crazy. One of those two

Femme

@wolfwood:

Well have you ever seen Chrissie and Trappy post at the same time?

The theory just expanded to include a counter to your counter-argument.

I think that's what they called science. Or crazy. One of those two

I have! several thousand years ago, but still!

starts flinging cookies everywhere to summon Chrissie

wolfwood

@Femme:

I have! several thousand years ago, but still!

starts flinging cookies everywhere to summon Chrissie

Always this unfounded belief in Chrissie. When you needed her most, where was Chrissie then?

Face the facts my dear Femme, your Chrissie has forsaken you

Cyclone_Baroness

@Femme:

If Chrissie posts in this thread your theory will be debunked.

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Ok I admit chunks aren't glamourous. But they are accurate! When's the last time you saw absolutely smooth lava? Never, that's when!

Why would you even suggest such a thing ;_;

Smoooth. Creaaaammmmy. Lava…

Femme

@wolfwood:

Always this unfounded belief in Chrissie. When you needed her most, where was Chrissie then?

Face the facts my dear Femme, your Chrissie has forsaken you

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Chrissie… no...

HAVE I NOT BEEN FAITHFUL?! D:[/hide]

@Cyclone_Baroness:

Smoooth. Creaaaammmmy. Lava…

This proves nothing! I mean you can clearly see the solid chunk of Chef Boyardee in that lava :ninja:

Outerspec

This is no debate at all.

Smooth Peanut Butter is the best peanut butter.

trappedolphin

@wolfwood:

I was not expecting to see this lady again.

This must be like a time-warp to 2011

I think of you whenever someone talks about consuming blood.

Below Average

Listen to Outer, he knows what he's talking about.

Green_vs_Red

@Femme:

Why would you even suggest such a thing ;_;

Well Kraft isn't known for much beyond Cheese and Macaroni.

wolfwood

@trappedolphin:

I think of you whenever someone talks about consuming blood.

With delicious lingonberries? :3

Cyclone_Baroness

@wolfwood:

With delicious lingonberries? :3

Mmmm. A creamy peanut butter and lingonberry sandwich would probably be tasty.

Sarfallet

@Cyclone_Baroness:

Mmmm. A creamy peanut butter and lingonberry sandwich would probably be tasty.

Sure, if you substitute the peanut butter with blood pudding. :silly:

Cyclone_Baroness

@Sarfallet:

Sure, if you substitute the peanut butter with blood pudding. :silly:

I might try that.

wolfwood

@Cyclone_Baroness:

I might try that.

With some cabbage salad. And no bread.

Then you can move on to pölsa with pickled beets, boiled potatoes and a fried egg

Cyclone_Baroness

@wolfwood:

With some cabbage salad. And no bread.

Then you can move on to pölsa with pickled beets, boiled potatoes and a fried egg

I've had a type of boiled potato. But I'm not sure it's the same thing lol. Also not entirely sure what all those others are. Or how well they'd go with creamy peanut butter.

wolfwood

@Cyclone_Baroness:

I've had a type of boiled potato. But I'm not sure it's the same thing lol. Also not entirely sure what all those others are. Or how well they'd go with creamy peanut butter.

Well blood pudding is exactly what it says on the label. It's a cooked pudding based on pigs blood, seasoned with spices and thickened with starch. It sort of has a bread like consistency and is served by the slice. Pölsa is what can be best described as a mash made of inner organs, usually lung but it doesn't have to be, barley, stock and spices. And beets are just beets, that have been cooked and put in a pickling liquid. On a whole i'd be sceptical about combining any of them with peanut butter, chunky or otherwise

Jabberwok

None of these things sound less appetizing than crunchy peanut butter

Wooden_Giraffe

I honestly question if crunchy peanut butter is actually peanut butter. Seems more like a jar of actual peanuts, that just happen to have a stickier consistency than regular jarred peanuts.

So it's not even a question if smooth peanut butter is the best peanut butter, it's the only peanut butter.

Kubihige

@wolfwood:

Well blood pudding is exactly what it says on the label. It's a cooked pudding based on pigs blood, seasoned with spices and thickened with starch. It sort of has a bread like consistency and is served by the slice. Pölsa is what can be best described as a mash made of inner organs, usually lung but it doesn't have to be, barley, stock and spices. And beets are just beets, that have been cooked and put in a pickling liquid. On a whole i'd be sceptical about combining any of them with peanut butter, chunky or otherwise

Chunky or smooth pigs blood?

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@trappedolphin:

A worthy debate.

I only knew smooth till recently when we started having crunchy at work. I no longer hate peanut butter.

You're starting a war here, man.

I will be the Zoe to your Mal.

"When you can't use smooth peanut butter, use crunchy. And when you can't use crunchy, well, do anything but use Nutella"

Noqanky

peanut butter < nutella < regular butter

I am rather surprised to read there's actually people in this world who don't like nutella. Truly surprising.

Riddler

I think I had peanut butter about…..once or twice in my life? So I'm not an expert on this subject or anything, but crunchy peanut butter sounds nasty. Count me in for Team Smooth! Also definitely Team Nutella, what crazy person doesn't love eating Nutella with a spoon :wub:

Brotato

Calling something a "butter" implies smoothness so the chunky stuff is obviously an abomination.

RoboBlue

Who needs peanut butter when you have this stuff?

dirt monkey AL

No one speaks of chunky butter, femme.

Thus, chunky peanut butter cannot even properly be peanut butter.

You have been lied to and therefore think to lie to us.

King Cannon

Never had any. It's a rare product here. And the most "common" brand, Nutella (that's peanut butter, right? I can't tell), is too expensive.

I am sad little man.

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@wolfwood:

I've had peanut butter maybe once, and i have no opinion on it.

But apparently it's a thing that great scores of people eat regularly.

You see it all the time on TV. Like those submarine sandwiches that everybody seems to eat, Shaggy style.

To me, a homemade sandwich is a piece of cheese and maybe a piece of ham in-between two pieces of sliced bread. Maybe lettuce and tomato if it's available.

Silverblade

Mediocre food thread.

Cyclone_Baroness

@wolfwood:

Well blood pudding is exactly what it says on the label. It's a cooked pudding based on pigs blood, seasoned with spices and thickened with starch. It sort of has a bread like consistency and is served by the slice. Pölsa is what can be best described as a mash made of inner organs, usually lung but it doesn't have to be, barley, stock and spices. And beets are just beets, that have been cooked and put in a pickling liquid. On a whole i'd be sceptical about combining any of them with peanut butter, chunky or otherwise

Blood pudding is the only thing on that list I had. I will try almost everything….but not beets....or crunchy peanut butter.

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@King:

Never had any. It's a rare product here. And the most "common" brand, Nutella (that's peanut butter, right? I can't tell), is too expensive.

I am sad little man.

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You see it all the time on TV. Like those submarine sandwiches that everybody seems to eat, Shaggy style.

To me, a homemade sandwich is a piece of cheese and maybe a piece of ham in-between two pieces of sliced bread. Maybe lettuce and tomato if it's available.

Nutella is a chocolate hazelnut spread.

Also a fluffernutter sandwich is tasty. But that's creamy peanut butter and marshmallow fluff.

C_uggs

@King:

Never had any. It's a rare product here. And the most "common" brand, Nutella (that's peanut butter, right? I can't tell), is too expensive.

I am sad little man.

Well, we do have Paçoquita cream, but I think is not the same thing. Anyway, you are right, Nutella is so expensive, is like a 1 per month stuff.

Femme

Since this has become quite the bloodbath, I've added a poll for the sake of civility. Currently Crunchy is winning the poll 100% so I guess that decides it

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@Silverblade:

Mediocre food thread.

Exactly nods since smooth peanut butter is mediocre.

Rogues' Gallery

@Femme:

Currently Crunchy is winning the poll 100% so I guess that decides it

Now it's 2 to 1 in favor of smoothy goodness!

Consider your defeat all but assured :ninja:

Femme

@Rogues':

Now it's 2 to 1 in favor of smoothy goodness!

Consider your defeat all but assured :ninja:

If crunchy loses at least I'll know who to trust with my life now o.o eyes Rogue suspiciously

Ekila

There's no "both" option….. T____T I can't just choose one!!!! >.<

wolfwood

@Silverblade:

Mediocre food thread.

You'll regret insulting the glorious beet

Mr. Zoro

I voted smooth, you nutty heathens. I like biting into my peanut butter sandwiches uninterrupted by crunchiness.

But the combo of smooth and crunchy isn't too bad.

FelRes

Crunchy because I'm a good person.

Femme

@FelRes:

Crunchy because I'm a good person.

Crunchyites are good people? o_o ~~I'm sure I threatened a couple of people here~~

Jabberwok

Femme puts up such a nice friendly face that I sometimes forget she's a diabolical schemer on the inside

Femme

@Jabberwok:

Femme puts up such a nice friendly face that I sometimes forget she's a diabolical schemer on the inside

How kind of you to say that! ^_^

le crystal

Crunchy peanut butter is losing? Oh, those poor misguided souls. How pitiful.
@SkullJoke:

As a child, I felt so bad for people with braces who could only eat smooth peanut butter.

No. The memories. The horrors. They are flooding back… Stop…

Ekila

Alright, I have decided! I need campaigns to choose a side! So, help me make a decision on which one to pick! :3

Femme

@Jabberwok:

Femme puts up such a nice friendly face that I sometimes forget she's a diabolical schemer on the inside

I've sigged this cuz it's probably the best post I have ever read about me XD

@Ekila:

Alright, I have decided! I need campaigns to choose a side! So, help me make a decision on which one to pick! :3

ooh what an idea. I have juuuust the thing. plans evil plans

Jabberwok

@Femme:

How kind of you to say that! ^_^

Ugh, so sweet. I can't stay leery of you no matter how ominously you cackle.

Femme

@Jabberwok:

Ugh, so sweet. I can't stay leery of you no matter how ominously you cackle.

Survivor shall be fun, Jabby-Chan! >:)

PSA: Join Survivor, we need more fresh meat. I mean, um, willing sacrifices. Wait, I mean players! o.o; yeah, that's it.

Hiroy

I'm mildly allergic to peanuts, but….

Crunchy peanut butter. I like regular peanut butter just fine... If it's there and there's nothing else in the fridge.

Thing I'd never understand is peanut butter and jelly. Maybe it's an American thing since there's a whole ~~catchy~~ pop song dedicated to this atrocity.

Kubihige

@Hiroy:

I'm mildly allergic to peanuts, but….

Crunchy peanut butter. I like regular peanut butter just fine... If it's there and there's nothing else in the fridge.

Thing I'd never understand is peanut butter and jelly. Maybe it's an American thing since there's a whole ~~catchy~~ pop song dedicated to this atrocity.

Could you BE any more wrong???

Peanut butter and jelly is a sacred food and I'll not stand for any of your blasphemous rhetoric! !!!

Your sandwich probably wasn't well balanced. You've gotta have at least twice as much PB as J. Throw some banana and cinnamon in there… mmmm