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    Crunchy Peanut Butter vs. Smooth Peanut Butter. Which is the better butter?

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    • Femme
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      CRUNCHY peanut butter is the ONLY peanut butter. Boring, lifeless smooth peanut butter is childish and bland.

      There. I said it.

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        Am I going to get banned if I correct you?

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          What poor souls willingly subject themselves to Smooth Peanut Butter with the option of Crunchy?

          Originally Posted by Renegadesoul

          THE HOGYOKU TROLLED AIZEN IN THE END, its a FITTING TRAGIC yet a bit COMIC PSEUDO ENDING FOR HIM.

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            I like both crunchy and smooth peanut butter! ^_^

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              @Ekila:

              I like both crunchy and smooth peanut butter! ^_^

              You have to pick a side!!!

              @Aesop:

              A GREAT conflict was about to come off between the Birds and the Beasts. When the two armies were collected together the Bat hesitated which to join. The Birds that passed his perch said: “Come with us”; but he said: “I am a Beast.” Later on, some Beasts who were passing underneath him looked up and said: “Come with us”; but he said: “I am a Bird.” Luckily at the last moment peace was made, and no battle took place, so the Bat came to the Birds and wished to join in the rejoicings, but they all turned against him and he had to fly away. He then went to the Beasts, but soon had to beat a retreat, or else they would have torn him to pieces. “Ah,” said the Bat, “I see now,
              “HE THAT IS NEITHER ONE THING NOR THE OTHER HAS NO FRIENDS.”

              Originally Posted by Renegadesoul

              THE HOGYOKU TROLLED AIZEN IN THE END, its a FITTING TRAGIC yet a bit COMIC PSEUDO ENDING FOR HIM.

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                @Wooden_Giraffe:

                Am I going to get banned if I correct you?

                You may or you may not 🙂 the choice is yours. You can refrain of course, because deep down you know crunchy is better.

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                  As a child, I felt so bad for people with braces who could only eat smooth peanut butter.

                  Originally Posted by Renegadesoul

                  THE HOGYOKU TROLLED AIZEN IN THE END, its a FITTING TRAGIC yet a bit COMIC PSEUDO ENDING FOR HIM.

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                    @SkullJoke:

                    As a child, I felt so bad for people with braces who could only eat smooth peanut butter.

                    D': the poor souls could never know happiness

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                      @SkullJoke:

                      As a child, I felt so bad for people with braces who could only eat smooth peanut butter.

                      I was subject to that shit for four years. Eating the REAL PB afterwards was one of the greatest moments of my life.

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                        Crunchy peanut butter should be eliminated from existence. The only purpose it serves is disappointment. It also gets 10x worse when refrigerated, unlike smooth which only gets about 3x worse.

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                          Smmooooooooooottttttth.

                          Ugh crunchy? How am I to enjoy a fluffernutter sandwich with crunchy peanut butter?

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                            @Femme:

                            You may or you may not 🙂 the choice is yours. You can refrain of course, because deep down you know crunchy is better.

                            Well I'm bound to be banned eventually. Might as well do it arguing something of great importance.

                            @Femme:

                            D': the poor souls could never know happiness

                            Those poor souls were spared being force fed an inferior products by the likes of people like you. Smooth is the only way to go.

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                              @Kubihige:

                              Crunchy peanut butter should be eliminated from existence. The only purpose it serves is disappointment. It also gets 10x worse when refrigerated, unlike smooth which only gets about 3x worse.

                              Refrigeration is detrimental to all butters in equal proportion!

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                                Smooth peanut butter is the only choice…

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                                  And don't get me started on the watery tasteless blotchy gooey abomination known as Natural Peanut Butter.

                                  Originally Posted by Renegadesoul

                                  THE HOGYOKU TROLLED AIZEN IN THE END, its a FITTING TRAGIC yet a bit COMIC PSEUDO ENDING FOR HIM.

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                                    @Femme:

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                                    Refrigeration is detrimental to all butters in equal proportion!

                                    You would think so, but crunchy peanut butter just has to find ways to be as terrible as possible.

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                                      You have to pick a side!!!

                                      Never!!!!! I will stick with both forever! ^____^

                                      (Though a few times I had a peanut butter sandwich with Nutella. It was pretty good indeed! ^^)

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                                        What have you brought upon us Femme?!

                                        Lately I have come to prefer Crunchy Peanut Butter, at least when sandwiches are concerned. Smooth Peanut Butter will be used if I just want some peanut butter with fruit or something like that (also with pancakes). However, when you are offshore if only one of the options is available you better believe you take the only option, because life without it is worse.

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                                          The only thing worse than crunchy peanut butter is Nutella.

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                                            @Kubihige:

                                            The only thing worse than crunchy peanut butter is Nutella.

                                            What have you done?…....

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                                              People need to know the ugly truth, Woody!!!!

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                                                Only Smooth peanut butter for me. I highly dislike crunchy peanut butter.

                                                Come at me Femme.

                                                Originally Posted by MDL

                                                Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?

                                                Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.

                                                Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.

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                                                  @SkullJoke:

                                                  What poor souls willingly subject themselves to Smooth Peanut Butter with the option of Crunchy?

                                                  Anyone who grew up eating only smooth peanut butter which isn't bad…...unless it's Jif.

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                                                  I've often wondered about that myself; seems like being supported by people who only want you there so the world can end in fire (with you going to Hell in the process) would be somewhat off-putting

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                                                    @Rogues':

                                                    Only Smooth peanut butter for me. I highly dislike crunchy peanut butter.

                                                    Come at me Femme.

                                                    You highly dislike common sense, too :ninja:

                                                    @Kubihige:

                                                    The only thing worse than crunchy peanut butter is Nutella.

                                                    Do you really want to start this? 😮

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                                                      Smooth peanut butter is just called "peanut butter"

                                                      Crunchy peanut butter is called "ew, never mind I'm not hungry anymore"

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                                                        Y'all are crazy. Crunch is love, crunchy is life.

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                                                          @Femme:

                                                          You highly dislike common sense, too :ninja:

                                                          Do you really want to start this? 😮

                                                          I don't know what there is to start. You guys lost the war a loooooong time ago.

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                                                            After coming to know several good friends who prefer crunchy peanut butter, I have finally begun to accept Crunchyites as human. Biologically speaking.

                                                            If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life

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                                                              @Jabberwok:

                                                              After coming to know several good friends who prefer crunchy peanut butter, I have finally begun to accept Crunchyites as human. Biologically speaking.

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                                                                O_O….Peanut butter was not a thing in my childhood (80s/90s), but, If I had to choose one, I would choose crunchy, breakfast with a little surprise in every bite.😆

                                                                About Nutella...meh...Just hype.:ninja:

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                                                                NEVER FORGET !!

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                                                                  @Kubihige:

                                                                  I don't know what there is to start. You guys lost the war a loooooong time ago.

                                                                  Says the guy who doesn't like CHOCOLATE. I mean smooth peanut butter is one thing but NUTELLA? These people cannot be trusted :ninja:

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                                                                  About Nutella…meh...Just hype.:ninja:

                                                                  Captain Ugly…. YOU TOO?! 😧

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                                                                    I love chocolate. But Nutella is an abomination to both things it claims to be.

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                                                                      I am sorry Femme, but I am with Kubihige this time. When I was younger, I used to trust Nutella, but now.. Everything changed.

                                                                      When AP used to be good:

                                                                      NEVER FORGET !!

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                                                                        @Kubihige:

                                                                        I love chocolate. But Nutella is an abomination to both things it claims to be.

                                                                        IT'S HAZELNUT AND CHOCOLATE!

                                                                        Ugh…So damn tasty! Nuetella milkshakes are amazing~

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                                                                          Nutella isn't bad per se, but I do think it's definitely overrated. I don't really care for it, personally.

                                                                          If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life

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                                                                            @Kubihige:

                                                                            I love chocolate. But Nutella is an abomination to both things it claims to be.

                                                                            You know what else is an abomination? Your face Your choices in spreads for breads.

                                                                            @Captain:

                                                                            I am sorry Femme, but I am with Kubihige this time. When I was younger, I used to trust Nutella, but now.. Everything changed.

                                                                            It must of been a mistake 😧 whatever did nutella do to you?

                                                                            @Below:

                                                                            Smooth peanut butter is just called "just plain wrong"

                                                                            Crunchy peanut butter is called "Mmmm lovely crunchy texture of peanuts!"

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                                                                              Smooth Peanut Butter is the best 😄

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                                                                                @HEATXZ:

                                                                                Smooth Peanut Butter is the best 😄

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                                                                                  @Femme:

                                                                                  It must of been a mistake 😧 whatever did nutella do to you?

                                                                                  It all started in the christmas eve of 1996, I was 7 years, I was so eager that night that I stayed up to finally see Santa in person, I waited for my parents to sleep and then, I hid myself behind the couch and I waited for Santa …01:00 AM, 02:00, 03:00, 04:00, 05:00... He never came. Eventualy I gave up, but, when I was going to my room, I saw someone in the kitchen.

                                                                                  It was Santa !! I was surprised and started to run towards the red figure, only to my dismay, because, when I saw the face of "Santa", he was in fact Nutella !! It was next to the fridge eating our food, he stoped eating and It looked at me with a grin, I asked.

                                                                                  "Where is Santa ?"

                                                                                  It laughed manicaly and said: " Santa ??? There is no Santa, your parents have been lying to you all this time, now, go to sleep, I have to empty your kitchen and replace everything with Nutella." DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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                                                                                    if you need texture you use crunchy
                                                                                    if you just need the flavor, you use smooth

                                                                                    it's not an all-or-nothing situation here, people

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                                                                                      @Captain:

                                                                                      It all started in the christmas eve of 1996, I was 7 years, I was so eager that night that I stayed up to finally see Santa in person, I waited for my parents to sleep and then, I hid myself behind the couch and I waited for Santa …01:00 AM, 02:00, 03:00, 04:00, 05:00... He never came. Eventualy I gave up, but, when I was going to my room, I saw someone in the kitchen.

                                                                                      It was Santa !! I was surprised and started to run towards the red figure, only to my dismay, because, when I saw the face of "Santa", he was in fact Nutella !! It was next to the fridge eating our food, he stoped eating and It looked at me with a grin, I asked.

                                                                                      "Where is Santa ?"

                                                                                      It laughed manicaly and said: " Santa ??? There is no Santa, your parents have been lying to you all this time, now, go to sleep, I have to empty your kitchen and replace everything with Nutella." DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

                                                                                      O_O aaah! But wait, I don't understand.. like.. isn't that the perfect opportunity to just gorge on nutella? You know how expensive this stuff is?

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                                                                                      if you need texture you use crunchy
                                                                                      if you just need the flavor, you use smooth

                                                                                      it's not an all-or-nothing situation here, people

                                                                                      Get serious, man! This is war!

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                                                                                        I've had peanut butter maybe once, and i have no opinion on it.

                                                                                        But apparently it's a thing that great scores of people eat regularly.

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                                                                                          @wolfwood:

                                                                                          I've had peanut butter maybe once, and i have no opinion on it.

                                                                                          But apparently it's a thing that great scores of people eat regularly.

                                                                                          bestows gift of 50 pound jar of crunchy peanut butter

                                                                                          There y'are, chef. The real stuff.

                                                                                          But in all seriousness it's a versatile dip/spread that's somewhere between a snack and a dessert. Makes great cookies, too.

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                                                                                            O_O aaah! But wait, I don't understand.. like.. isn't that the perfect opportunity to just gorge on nutella? You know how expensive this stuff is?

                                                                                            Yes, but you see, after I cried a lot, I passed out of tiredness and slept. When I woke up, it was already morning, I looked around and I saw that everything was missing from my house (even my toys), I went to our kitchen, there my parents were standing next to a pile of Nutella.

                                                                                            I was still sad about that incident, but I made a smile and asked for a pot of Nutella to my father, he made a confussed expression.

                                                                                            "Son, those are not Nutella, those are castor oil, you have to eat those for the rest of your life."

                                                                                            T_T

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                                                                                              @Captain:

                                                                                              Yes, but you see, after I cried a lot, I passed out of tiredness and slept. When I woke up, it was already morning, I looked around and I saw that everything was missing from my house (even my toys), I went to our kitchen, there my parents were standing next to a pile of Nutella.

                                                                                              I was still sad about that incident, but I made a smile and asked for a pot of Nutella to my father, he made a confussed expression.

                                                                                              "Son, those are not Nutella, those are castor oil, you have to eat those for the rest of your life."

                                                                                              T_T

                                                                                              Oh god you poor thing D':

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                                                                                                I like to make peanut butter lava cookies. You can't have it with crunchy! Madness.

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                                                                                                  I like smooth peanut butter because it doesn't shred apart my soft diseased intestines from the inside. So that's a pro.

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                                                                                                    A worthy debate.

                                                                                                    I only knew smooth till recently when we started having crunchy at work. I no longer hate peanut butter.

                                                                                                    @Kubihige:

                                                                                                    The only thing worse than crunchy peanut butter is Nutella.

                                                                                                    You're starting a war here, man.

                                                                                                    I will be the Zoe to your Mal.

                                                                                                    Handsome man save me from the monsters.

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                                                                                                      @trappedolphin:

                                                                                                      A worthy debate.

                                                                                                      I only knew smooth till recently when we started having crunchy at work. I no longer hate peanut butter.

                                                                                                      You're starting a war here, man.

                                                                                                      I will be the Zoe to your Mal.

                                                                                                      I was not expecting to see this lady again.

                                                                                                      This must be like a time-warp to 2011

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                                                                                                        Count on crunchy peanut butter to bring back the divine dolphin herself :wub:

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                                                                                                        @Cyclone_Baroness:

                                                                                                        I like to make peanut butter lava cookies. You can't have it with crunchy! Madness.

                                                                                                        Ah but have you ever tried it with crunchy? Perhaps it might improve your cookies by, say, 200,000%!

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                                                                                                        I like smooth peanut butter because it doesn't shred apart my soft diseased intestines from the inside. So that's a pro.

                                                                                                        How can goats eat cans and not crunchy peanut butter.

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