I will admit publicly that kicking a pile of S to C tier leaves is quite satisfying. If I had a dog or small human I would allow them to destroy the pile. Some piles are meant to be destroyed.
With this answer, I presume you enjoy raking leaves. Congratulations, the joke's on you.
I wait till the maximum that my rake can handle has fallen and Then rake. But in any case, the death of trees is quite beautiful.
Technically, it's not the tree itself that is dying, just the leaves on it. And the death of trees is beautiful? I guess, if you're a mysoginist towards arbors.
light the yard on fire
I would but gas is too pricey nowadays.