@Purple:
If I become Pirate King, I'm going to build a wall between us and MangaPanda, and I'm gonna have MangaPanda pay for it!
And I'm going to do what the previous Pirate King Robby was too weak to do and lead a full offensive against ISIS.
If I become Pirate King, I'm going to make Purple Hermit build a wall between us and MangaPanda, and I'm gonna have Purple Hermit pay for it!
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If I become Pirate King, I'm going to make Purple Hermit build a wall between us and MangaPanda, and I'm gonna have Purple Hermit pay for it!
This is exactly what I knew what my rival Goat! would say when his polling numbers are only J̵̤̻̠̫͙̲̝̫̳̻̫͔̖̳̺̗̭ͣͦ̒̈́ͨ̉͑ͫ̋ͯ̾̎ͥ͐͜e̵͍̣͈͍̞͕̜̱͔̹̮̜̗̼̾͌̿ͦͧ̀̎̽ͨ́͆̆ͩ͛̒ͦ́͟͡ͅb̵̵̨̤̫̭̼̖̤̩̖̮͓̥̮̗͚͉͔̘͇̯̏̃̾̔̌͑̃͒ͫ̅̉̓!̡̛̰̹̣̪̲̠̮̖͍̪͔̩͓͓͉ͣͬ̉̃ͮ̓̏ͦͩ̓͞͝͝%.
If I become Pirate King I'm going to build Wagomu between us and Purple Hermit and have Mexico pay for it.
Everything's Eventual…
If I become Pirate King I'm going to build Wagomu between us and Purple Hermit and have Mexico pay for it.
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When AP used to be good:
NEVER FORGET !!
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Yes, I already have his head.
You don't need to caimpaign.
The title of king is hereditary, we just need to figure out which of you is Robby's spawn from hell and it will be decided. The rest is a facade to make the plebs think they have value.
Unless we can organize a revolution in the meantime and democraticaly elect our future Pirate Prime-Minister.
Vive la République et vive Arlong Park!
I can't abide by those rules for eligibility. In fact, I'm not even campaigning. I'm just mocking Donald Trump and parodying a ruthless monarch because why not?
My real rule will be nothing like that…unless you don't elect Femme along with me...
You don't need to caimpaign.
The title of king is hereditary, we just need to figure out which of you is Robby's spawn from hell and it will be decided. The rest is a facade to make the plebs think they have value.Unless we can organize a revolution in the meantime and democraticaly elect our future Pirate Prime-Minister.
Vive la République et vive Arlong Park!
The idea of the title being hereditary leads to some interesting implications about who begat whom in this forum.
If I become Pirate King I'm going to build Wagomu between us and Purple Hermit and have Mexico pay for it.
You always say you're going to build me, but you never commit!
Unless we can organize a revolution in the meantime and democraticaly elect our future Pirate Prime-Minister.
Vive la République et vive Arlong Park!
Shhhhh !!! A revolution only works if you do it behind the curtains. PM me so we can discuss a new plan to take over the forums 
When AP used to be good:
NEVER FORGET !!
Well I nominated Robby and Cap'n last year. By proxy of king making, I think the rules of karma and bloodlines mean I'm next in line. In case this isn't enough, I'll take more donations for my campaign to become pirate King Super PAC, Purple for Parkers
I'm just mocking Donald Trump and parodying a ruthless monarch because why not?
Yes. "Parody"
The idea of the title being hereditary leads to some interesting implications about who begat whom in this forum.
That´s… something I don´t want to think about. Fortunatly Ubiq is on the case and will find out before the coronation.
Shhhhh !!! A revolution only works if you do it behind the curtains. PM me so we can discuss a new plan to take over the forums
It will be announced that, by way of running every election, the true next King will be Ballot Box.
@Purple:
Well I nominated Robby and Cap'n last year. By proxy of king making, I think the rules of karma and bloodlines mean I'm next in line. In case this isn't enough, I'll take more donations for my campaign to become pirate King Super PAC, Purple for Parkers
But everyone knows that kingmakers rarely succeed or last long. Perhaps you'd be better off continuing to stay behind the scenes, manipulating the leader through stern "advice" and specific donations, and occasionally shooting your hunting partners in the face.
Honestly, none of the Pirate King's candidates promises sound convincing.It's all lies to get you to vote for them!:ninja:
My campaign will entirely focus on attacking Purple Hermit. Only Purple Hermit. Even if he drops out and continuing long after the campaign is over.
Purple Hermit would like you to believe that he isn't the genetic clone of Abe Lincoln in a cartoon parody of high school drama, but he's never gone on record saying he isn't.
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@Purple:
It will be announced that, by way of running every election, the true next King will be Ballot Box.
Ballot Box is less of a King and more of a Peppin type.
Complicating things since 2009.
@Purple:
It will be announced that, by way of running every election, the true next King will be Ballot Box.
Burn the whips, bring on the scorpions!
@Ballot:
Burn the whips, bring on the scorpions!
Ah, correction then. Less Peppin and more Rehoboam.
My campaign will entirely focus on attacking Purple Hermit. Only Purple Hermit. Even if he drops out and continuing long after the campaign is over.
Purple Hermit would like you to believe that he isn't the genetic clone of Abe Lincoln in a cartoon parody of high school drama, but he's never gone on record saying he isn't.
What sort of smear campaign is this? Not a single glimpse of dark tinting and coloring.
@Purple:
What sort of smear campaign is this? Not a single glimpse of dark tinting and coloring.
Hey, I'm going to be at this for a long time, I can't just bring out the big guns immediately.
Hello yes I am Purple Hermit's campaign manager and I come bearing veiled threats of nuclear war to convince you to vote for him:
Ballot Box is less of a King and more of a Peppin type.
Emperor of Francia in the game's history files instead of the Merovingians for some reason?
@Cyan:
Hello yes I am Purple Hermit's campaign manager and I come bearing veiled threats of nuclear war to convince you to vote for him:
That ad made no sense and didn't give me any definable attributes as to why I would vote for Barry Goldwater
Sounds pretty spot on for my platform
@Purple:
That ad made no sense and didn't give me any definable attributes as to why I would vote for Barry Goldwater
Sounds pretty spot on for my platform
Purple Hermit '16: Vote For Me and I'll Burn the Forum Down
My campaign will entirely focus on attacking Purple Hermit. Only Purple Hermit. Even if he drops out and continuing long after the campaign is over.
Purple Hermit would like you to believe that he isn't the genetic clone of Abe Lincoln in a cartoon parody of high school drama, but he's never gone on record saying he isn't.
I want to vote for the baby eater. I think babies are freeloading poop-machines and bad for the country. When was the last time a baby ever lifted up a burning building to save a support group for professional wrestlers who identify themselves as robots? Yeah, can't remember, can you? Plus, they're rich in vitamins, and taste great in a dijon-vinaigrette hollandaise sauce.
I just want to say I'm a strong supporter of Wagomu.
So much so that I've composed this crappy haiku:
Wagomu is he
Strong dependable goat friend
Purple Hermit, lose.
Oh snap, has Femme turned on Outerspec? Will his campaign be able to recover? The drama just doesn't stop!
Femme, last name Fatale.
Poor Outer. He should have gone with Hillary.
Look at these pretenders, wanting to be Robby's successor without a single Rob present in their names.
It's disgusting, frankly.
The people of AP will vote with their hearts and continue the Rob dynasty, it's the only thing that makes sense.
Fear not, however, ye supporters of these purple and goastish false kings.
They'll be afforded positions of high rank to help ease the transition and keep Arlong Park from tearing itself apart in a bloody civil war.
They'll be my closest advisors, my sword and shield, the iron fists inside my velvet gloves.
Probably.
_"_Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron
We need to vote for Zephos to put an end to this nonsense.
A monkey king fit for all us you monkeys.
Oh snap, has Femme turned on Outerspec? Will his campaign be able to recover? The drama just doesn't stop!
Femme, last name Fatale.
I am also a fervent Outerspec supporter. Just not Purple Hermit for reasons that don't exist.
Outerspec you may
Have forgotten but I still
Murder fruit with joy
Look at these pretenders, wanting to be Robby's successor without a single Rob present in their names.
It's disgusting, frankly.
The people of AP will vote with their hearts and continue the Rob dynasty, it's the only thing that makes sense.
Fear not, however, ye supporters of these purple and goastish false kings.
They'll be afforded positions of high rank to help ease the transition and keep Arlong Park from tearing itself apart in a bloody civil war.
They'll be my closest advisors, my sword and shield, the iron fists inside my velvet gloves.
Probably.
I'll have you know that Rob is my last name.
Femme Danger Rob
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Okay what the hell is going on here? Game of Thrones?
When you play the game of forums, you win or you lose in humiliating fashion.
There is no middle ground.
I want to vote for the baby eater. I think babies are freeloading poop-machines and bad for the country. When was the last time a baby ever lifted up a burning building to save a support group for professional wrestlers who identify themselves as robots? Yeah, can't remember, can you? Plus, they're rich in vitamins, and taste great in a dijon-vinaigrette hollandaise sauce.
Hey, I already have a baby banning platform. I might not go as far as eating them but I believe my platform is a lot more efficient and humane. We wouldn't want to give APfroums a bad baby eating name now would we?
Poor Outer. He should have gone with Hillary.
I should've gone with you, Noqanky. :ninja:
I am also a fervent Outerspec supporter. Just not Purple Hermit for reasons
that don't exist.Outerspec you may
Have forgotten but I still
Murder fruit with joy
Then murder fruit by my side and mango, watermelon, apples, and oranges will rue the day they came into existence in our kingdom!
Everything's Eventual…
Craziest= zachri
I think this is crazy in its own right considering I've not been as active as I wish I could have been, BUT MAMA'S HERE TO RECLAIM HER CROWN (I lost last year if I do recall).
And maybe I'll try and be a bit more active as well. Maybe.
Maybe.
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One of these years folks might actually figure out my gender enough to be able to decide if I'm worthy of King or Queen.
Trust me, I still don't get it either.
I thought your gender was skeleton.
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Nyeh!
Everything's Eventual…
I think this is crazy in its own right considering I've not been as active as I wish I could have been, BUT MAMA'S HERE TO RECLAIM HER CROWN (I lost last year if I do recall).
And maybe I'll try and be a bit more active as well. Maybe.
Maybe.–- Update From New Post Merge ---
One of these years folks might actually figure out my gender enough to be able to decide if I'm worthy of King or Queen.
Trust me, I still don't get it either.
Well be more active this year and next time I'll nominate you for queendom
Pretty and witty and magical lesbian space rock?
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If Zachri is death, who is Deadpoll ?
Because, if she wants to be a queen, we need a king as crazy as she is.
When AP used to be good:
NEVER FORGET !!
Then murder fruit by my side and mango, watermelon, apples, and oranges will rue the day they came into existence in our kingdom!
They shall suffer from mine sharpest knives. Either mine or Noqanky's o.o she's a pretty cool gal.
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^ that's a pretty solid campaign right here
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