Carpet: Time to roll over the competition!
Flowers: Looks like we've been seeded into an easy match.
Teapot: So I guess it all boils down to having the best campaigns…
Chair: The champion seat will be mine!
Dresser: Ha, but you're not even dressed for success.
Burger: Lettuce see who comes out on top!
Sun: Why is there a burger in this match that's just lion around?
Rainbow: BOW DOWN TO ME!
Cloud: This is going to be a stormy competition...
Tree: Did you know that a tree with a face almost made it to the straw hat crew?
House: Don't think that gives you a foot in the door, Tree.
Mountain: If tree was a crew member that would rock, I'd totally let it slide.
Cake: You will all be beaten thoroughly!
Flan: Ha! I have way more flans than you ever will, Cake.
Mushroom: !dnuor txen eht ni syug uoy rof moor on s'erehT
Umbrella and balloon: Why are we a tag team? This will only bring our potential down...
(Image and dialogue by Noqanky.)