The Penisman

Ukimix

The Penisman by Ishida Sui

Quote of Duralumin, the scanlator:

I guess I’ll post about this since its one of my projects: I have been working on this glorious nonsense, The Penisman, a webcomic by Ishida Sui (@sui-zakki on tumblr) of Tokyo Ghoul fame. Kind of a sendup of a bunch of Sentai (power ranger shit) pastiches. Starts off as basically a gag series that quickly evolves plot.

This started as a joke for some friends, who soon became invested so I kept going. Didn’t really imagine anyone else wanted to see it until I found out it was done by Ishida and noticed other people were actually spending THEIR time as well to translate it, so I decided to put up what I have.
Note: all of Penisman’s dialogue is intentionally obscured, as his voice is muffled. His hand lettering does improve to the point of legibility, but there’s no real reason to translate it outside of one or two clear exceptions, since all the dialogue in the comic is basically written around him being intelligible to the reader anyway.
Enjoy?

Yesssss! … g l o r i o u s .. n o n s e n s e.

Just read it!

Ordinary

Well, if the author of Tokyo Ghoul made it, then it must be interesting…right?

BoomerKoala

"Gasssspp Analbeadsman NOOOOO!!! Penisman where are you!?"

…i've never said something so dirty and serious at the same time.

Stupid at first, but kinda got hooked in the end. Can't wait for the next chapter.

(This is not a series you'd casually.say you're.reading XD )
"What're you reading" "eh, just penisman"

SpaceCowboy

Is his dialogue just random scribble or actual kanji?
I know it´s a dumb question considering it didn´t get translated, but this page gave me some doubts

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Cruithne

@SpaceCowboy:

Is his dialogue just random scribble or actual kanji?
I know it´s a dumb question considering it didn´t get translated, but this page gave me some doubts

! http://img.bato.to/comics/2014/11/18/t/read546aa9d25e5f5/img000004.png

It's katakana and hiragana. Not sure why it was left untranslated.

Pachylad

This looks like it will have the most vile, disgusting, tasteless and inappropriate premise I would have seen in my 5 years of consuming various manga and anime.

#MangaOfTheYear

Ukimix

@SpaceCowboy:

Is his dialogue just random scribble or actual kanji?
I know it´s a dumb question considering it didn´t get translated, but this page gave me some doubts

! http://img.bato.to/comics/2014/11/18/t/read546aa9d25e5f5/img000004.png

Duralumin, the scanlator explainst it this way:

Penisman has always been more-or-less illegible, but his "font" suddenly improves after the Analbeads saga. You could read and translate his lines, but there would't be a point to it since the dialogue for all the other characters is written on the pretense of NOT understanding him, to the point that he even needs Analbeadsman to interpret for him in-universe. Think of how Kenny from South Park talks, then make him a swole super-penis

It's also explained in the quote of the first post.

next664

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Shobu Yoruichi

Oh, i forgot that i started to read this long time ago.

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Batoto wanting to be the greatest dickhead, it just deleted the chapters. Rly! Why can't give a chance to other another penishead?