pouts I can't read the names on the tombstones … damned old glasses
Cross Ange
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Good ol' SFHHHJG CTHJKG
he will be missed
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pouts I can't read the names on the tombstones … damned old glasses
Even after right clicking and viewing image?
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Even after right clicking and viewing image?
yeah, went to see it bigger, still cant'
Problem is likely my eyeglasses need a new prescription.. its been over 2 years since I last went to eye doc -
yeah, went to see it bigger, still cant'
Problem is likely my eyeglasses need a new prescription.. its been over 2 years since I last went to eye docNext thing you'll say is that your avatar is a blue dragon, lol.
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Salia the commander is faced with somewhat relatable problems. After all, she has to deal with the stress of running a team who's members are at each others throats, anyone would have lots of troubles on their mind running this dysfunctional unit. That is believable. The way she deals with that stress on the other hand…
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…ok
So Ange finds out about her shameful secret and Salia is so worried about the possibility of her subordinates mocking her hobbies, that she later barges in on Ange in a jacuzzi, knife in hand, ready to silence her FOREVER.
Of course you would question why this person, characterised as someone who tries her damnedest to be a good commander, would try to kill her subordinate for utter nonsense, but it's Cross Ange so don't have to explain shit. Well one naked jacuzzi slapfight (culminates with broomstick fencing) later, Ange's caught a fever as the others head out to fight a new dragon which surprises them with it's hidden powers. Luckily, Ange comes to help save the day while ill, which is the best part of the episode hands down
"Damn I'm ill as ffffuuck, lets uh kiiil this dragon already uh….ok ok stop shoutin at me can't you see I'm ill jeez...flank it from the right side? which ones right? oh the the other way? uh I'm fallin or something...uh kick it in the horn? k here, kicked, uh can we go home now?"
https://i0.wp.com/i62.tinypic.com/33ze68y.png
"and uh I want u to give me a cut from your money or ill tell em about your cosplay we blackmailing now"This is the best this character has ever been. I'd wach a show about feverish Ange and like it. Unironically.
Episode culminates with NotNunnaly calling Ange for help over the magicphone. This riveting development leads into…
...episode 08 "BIKINI ESCAPE"
Like literally, as in Ange and Hilda escape their concentration camp base in bikinis. Ange also runs around dressed in a bear suit for half the episode.
Also, Hilda reveals that she was only tolerating being the late rape captain's plaything, which goes against her previous scenes but it who cares.
EPISODE 9
THE CARTOONY HYPER RACISM IS BACK BITCHES
GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE
Props to Nidhoeggr who correctly guessed that NotNunnaly would turn out to be evil and in cahoots with Rape Oniisama. As Ange overcomes arduous trials and boring chase sequences, her precious sister greets her with a knife and bigoted slurs. I haven't seen treachery this soul-seering since KUNG FU TREACHERY.
SHANKING TREACHERY!All of this was a keikkaku by the fiendish Rape Oniisama. It was he who had NotNunnaly call her back in prison so she'd escape, run home to save her sister and then feel like shit. What did this far-fetched keikkaku accomplish? Why did he have to do that? He did it for the evulz. "IT WAS I, PAEDO."
Hilda escaped to meet her mother from whom she was seperated in her childhood, only to discover that her mom has since substituted her with an acceptable non-Norma child. She is rejected and called slurs. The most gut-wrenching moment is when her bigoted mother thows a slice of her childhood favorite apple pie at her. I literally can't hold all those shocks and feels.
APPLE PIE TREACHERY!
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Next thing you'll say is that your avatar is a blue dragon, lol.
Oh no I can see my avatar is a cat, the head is too small for a dragon
I've got to be drunk to see a blue dragon … but that's better than the horror of pink elephants!--- Update From New Post Merge ---
APPLE PIE TREACHERY!
Thank you for the update. WE appreciate your sacrifice of wasting your time watch this horror.
I must say I love your comments, esp the above.
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"Damn I'm ill as ffffuuck,
I, Angelise Ikaruga Mitsurugi, wish to here provide an explanation regarding the altercation which occurred at the bathhouse between myself and Squadron Number One Captain Thalia.
On the occasion of my daily sorties, my performance has been spectacular, and thinking about it now this was more than enough to make Captain Thalia jealous. However, for my part, I knew nothing of the captain's envy and unfounded slandering of me, and I had no idea whatsoever about the captain's mounting day-to-day stress.
Even when the captain came to me at the bathhouse my only thought was that she had come to praise my usual work, Further, even when Captain Thalia came at me with a knife, I though that this was a unique manifestation of the captain's affection and I accepted the challenge without a thought.
I knocked away the captain's knife, and after some bare-handed fighting, we entered into a battle with scrubbing brushes, and I felt that it was actually beating her that would meet her expectations, and so before I knew it, I had won a total victory.
As far as this goes, I believe my behavior is as it normally is in my day-to-day life, but I have come to learn through this incident that my being elegant and luxurious causes some people to feel envy.
I am guilty of no wrongdoing or misconduct in this incident, and I myself am not to blame in the slightest, so I can improve nothing, but if it may be said that the mere perfection of my existence begat it, then I do offer some apology.
Illest chick alive
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Summay
Glad to see you're caught up on things. I still need to watch some of these episodes subbed…
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IT DELIVERS ONCE MORE!! GO ANGE GO, GO EVEN LOWER THAN THIS.
This anime goes beyond my unexpectedness.
I don't even know where to start about this episode xD Julio? That NotNunnaly? Thad "Succubus?" My wtf/per minute. reactions were really high in this episode, lol.
at some point I even thought those two would fight dragons and other paramails with their bad smell. I honestly did expect that xDDalso, I'm getting the moral message of this anime REALLY well, unlike some others… it clearly says:
"Some people are just born with it and no matter how much you try, you just can't." It's really important to have this kind of logic side by side with extreme racism. Way to go Ange <3 I hope this anime will be influence on many people to change their view on world and admit it - Arian race = master race. IT DATES BACK TO DINOSAURS!!! UNDERSTAND IT??!!!!THIS IS ALL ABOUT DINOSAUR SINGING ISN'T IT?!?! 11/10 BEST ANIME EVER!!!!
p.s. I think Salia has too big ears ._. am I nitpicking too much? xD
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So glad I am not watching the anime anymore. The 4-koma manga Cross Ange - Tenshi to Ryuu no Gakuen it got is quite cute though, also Ange is actually kind of likeable. Not much, but still a thousand times more than in the anime. xD
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The spinoff is pretty cute and a lot easier to digest than the anime.
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@James:
Cross Ange - Tenshi to Ryuu no Gakuen
Talk about cliche.
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This series is getting a video game.
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-01-13/cross-ange-sunrise-anime-gets-ps-vita-game/.83199
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Oh my god 15th episode gave me so much lols xDDDDDDD
this anime is actually pretty darn good, ya all need to watch this.
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Earth to Sander. Requesting confirmation as to current status of quality of Cross Ange.
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Erm no, it's still pretty much garbage. Latest episode had Ange trip and fall onto Tusk's erect penis with her mouth open and you get the picture…
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I figured as much. I just wanted Sander's commentary :(
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You gotta laugh at their dedication to the face falling on someone's crotch gag. It's almost admirable.
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Sorry I've fallen way to behind on this due to exams and stuff.
It seems that the glass box is inevitable.
I don't even know if I can muster the interest once I'm fr…
Latest episode had Ange trip and fall onto Tusk's erect penis with her mouth open and you get the picture…
OH
OOOOH
Goes to download several episodes in advance
In the meantime, here's something very Cross Ange:
Just put in some dragons and robots and you got yourself Cross Ange.–- Update From New Post Merge ---
Also I want to point out that Fukuda technically did Lesbearans a whole season before Ikuhara.
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In the meantime, here's something very Cross Ange:
Just put in some dragons and robots and you got yourself Cross Ange.There's also this
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So I hear there is a scene with girls playing with the dudes junk, ange walking in, tripping, falling onto his dick and he shoots his load?
A new twist on the whole guy falls onto girls boobs cliche ladies and gentleman. xD
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The usual. Please, continue.
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Make them watch.
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http://i.imgur.com/iax0WZd.gif
The usual. Please, continue.
What's wrong with her eyeeees!
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http://i.imgur.com/iax0WZd.gif
The usual. Please, continue.
What is wrong with that guy's spine?
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So right after Ange and whats her name vow to fight against the man, show hints at it's secret faction:
http://alien-ufo-research.com/reptilians/picture-of-reptilian-alien.gif
Well, close enough. It's the Dragon-(wo)men. Or at least one of them, as it is revealed that this security woman (who's actually a dragon) manipulates Rape Oniisama in bed, while roleplaying as his mom… because Oniisama wasn't already creepy enough apparently. NotNunnaly walks in on them and gets into trouble.Later in the episode, one of those rifts opens over Arzenal and an immense swarm of Dimensional Rift Attuned Gargantuan Organic Neototypes pours in. Much to surprise of the besieged staff of Arzenal, the Dimensional Rift Attuned Gargantuan Organic Neototypes are led by 3 giant robots, one of them being the ultimate machine to oppose Ange's NotFreedom.
NotJustice.I guess you could argue it looks more like NotAegis or NotSavior but those are like, same shit so I don't care.
NotJustice goes gold while singing and shoots a massive beam of destruction that tears through the Arzenal.
Supreme Commander Robot Arm tells Salia that only Ange and Vilkiss can stop that robot, to which Salia throws a Rift Attuned Gargantuan Organic hissy fit claiming tha she should be the one to pilot the MC mecha and Gundamjacks it into battle, predictably geting her ass kicked and bailed out by Ange and her newly found lesbian BFF. Ange challenges NotJustice to a duel in which comes down to this
Except with singing and without the awesome.The moment those bems clash, we have a classic "LOL WE ARE FLOATING PSYCHIC TRIP IN SPACE" moment like in Gundam. here I'm thinking Fukuda can't surprise me. After all, these are predictable, it will be naked people floating in space tripping. That will be tame for Cross An…
What? Dinosaurs? What?
Cavewoman Ange? What?
What in the Saint Seiya …
Like…
What
The
Fuck(get it? get it? uhhh to the glass box with me )Transcedental Dimension Hopping Space Time Travelling Dragon Lesbians. Yeah take that Doctor Who.
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The dude's name is Lord Embryo. Ha!
So Rape Oniisama is at an AR summit with world leaders where they discuss their recent complications in their ongoing defensive war against tha dragons. Aforementioned Lord Embryo suggests an ingenous solution to their dilemma on how to defend their world - he suggests destroying it and rebuilding it anew. All the atendees deem this a great idea and the ecstatic Rape Oniisama is given a key by Lord Embryo.
This Development does not escape Awesome Yamato's attention, for he had wired Rape Oniisama's desk. If I were to guess, I bet he got past the royal security by hiding between their legs.
Meanwhile, Arzenal is recovering from the devastating attack of Dimensional Rift Attuned Gargantuan Organic Neototypes. Ange confronts Supreme Commander Robohand and demands to hear truth. Supreme Commander Robohand chooses provide exposition in the bathroom ( "you must expose yourself before exposing the truth!".Basically, this Embryo guy was disturbed by all the suffering and bad things in the world, so he genetically engineered magic people who would be peaceful and utopian, but non-magic people were born anyway, so he disseminated lies about how they were teh horriblez and magic people started hating them. Because he needed a scapegoat or something. For stability.This is some Gaara's father revelation level backstory right here.
Because apparently he made his utopian kind race to be excessively bigoted and to lack any semblence of empathy or critical thinking (actually the latter would explain a lot).But what do I know, this Embryo guy is an expert.
Also bla bla there was a faction of old people besides normas bla bla they stole a super robot (Freedomkiss) to kick Embryo's ass but couldn't pilot it bla bla they mated with Normas to concieve supreme commander robohand (or was she an escaped princess? dunno wasn't ppaying attention) to pilot it but she couldn't bla bla now Ange must pilot it to kick Embryo's ass.Ange's like "meh I wanna keep killin' DRAGON's fo cash!"
But then it is revealed that DRAGONS ARE PEOPLE!
And then Rape Oniisama arrives with a fleet, threatening developments.Man am I hopelessly behind. Glass Box it is.
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I have a question Sander:
Why don´t you let this thread die a meaningless death like it should?
This series deserves to be buried under layers and layers of other manga/anime threads and be forgotten until some poor idiot decide to necro it in 7 years. -
Why don´t you let this thread die a meaningless death like it should?
Because it's my ugly baby and I refuse to have it taken away from me in a glass box!
Unless mods decide to end it, in which case I will pretend I had nothing to do with it and even throw a slice of apple pie at it to show my derision.
@SpaceCowboy:until some poor idiot decide to necro it in 7 years.
Why wait seven years when I can do that now?
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The show in question stopped being that offensive ages ago.
It's just dumb now.
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I enjoy watching Cross Ange, it's stupid and dumb and it revels in that.
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Ugh, watched a episode out of curiosity, this was about as pleasant as being fisted by André the Giant
The fact that some people watch and genuinely enjoy this without mockery being involved is just… :/Not wrong in anyway ?
I more incredulous to the wonky art than the seemingly bad acid trip shown in those images.
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Because it's my ugly baby and I refuse to have it taken away from me in a glass box!
Unless mods decide to end it, in which case I will pretend I had nothing to do with it and even throw a slice of apple pie at it to show my derision.
Why wait seven years when I can do that now?
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The show in question stopped being that offensive ages ago.
It's just dumb now.
haah don't let this thread die.
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Sander you are our only hope
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So Oniisama arrives with a fleet, intent on capturing Ange and her robot, all the pilots and burning everything else to the ground. In the face of his onslaught Supreme Commander Fullmetal declares a rebellion and starts manning a secret underground ship. Now, why did she have to wait until after the base was crippled and facing down a mobilized fleet is anyone's guess. Not to mention killing more and more DRAGONS who are actually their potential allies and possibly earning their enmity. Had to wait till Ange and Hilda would arrive at the conclusion that humans suck I guess… aaaand lock them up in a brig for a week first. Well, what do I know, she's an expert.
So Norma's are in a disadvantaged position and their defence isn't going that well. They are being overrun kinda like that time in End of Evangelion just that no one is masturbating except maybe Oniisama offscreen. Ange is being transported to the underground ship but she runs off with her maido and runs into burned Norma corpses. Embryo appears in front of her and tells her her her brother is doing that. She gets all pissed as hell and rushes her Freedomkiss to kill Oniisama's ass. In her crazy rage, she discovers that she can power up Freedomkiss by Phase Shifting it to different colors. Like red, which makes herthree times fastergives her a big sword and a forcefield. she demolishes Oniisama's fleet. Basically this:
There's even recycled footage! You know,some people on the internet say that Fukuda's input is limited and all the "Fukudaaaa" comments are misplaced, but I find that really, really really hard to believe. His DNA seems all over the place at times. You just have to slap a Hiraiface onto Ange and you're golden.
So Ange shoots Oniisama in the leg and forces him to cease the massacre. She's about to end him for good when Lord Embryo appears in front of her with his robot. He tells her she's too pretty to be killing lowlifes and caps off Oniisama himself. Now why would you thwart an operation you yourself initiated I dunno. Sure you commented he was going overbord and even brought back some dead Norma's like Jesus, but clearly you knew what you were getting into when you assigned a perverted scumbag maniac to head the mission? Ahh, okay, you know what you're doing, you're an expert.Tusk Yamato rushes to Ange to warn her that Embryo is dangerous and cannot be trusted (did I mention how he singlehandedly dispatched a unit kidnapping Lollipop Girl in seconds? I should've). There can only be one Jesus after all. Embryo is not amused and decides to vaporize Yamato with his BFG, but Ange Phase Shifts to blue and teleports herself and Tusk away.
Oh and the new OP song ain't that bad.–- Update From New Post Merge ---
@Purple:
Sander you are our only hope
I can't help by notice that you are not purple anymore.
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So Oniisama arrives with a fleet, intent on capturing Ange and her robot, all the pilots and burning everything else to the ground. In the face of his onslaught Supreme Commander Fullmetal declares a rebellion and starts manning a secret underground ship. Now, why did she have to wait until after the base was crippled and facing down a mobilized fleet is anyone's guess. Not to mention killing more and more DRAGONS who are actually their potential allies and possibly earning their enmity. Had to wait till Ange and Hilda would arrive at the conclusion that humans suck I guess… aaaand lock them up in a brig for a week first. Well, what do I know, she's an expert.
So Norma's are in a disadvantaged position and their defence isn't going that well. They are being overrun kinda like that time in End of Evangelion just that no one is masturbating except maybe Oniisama offscreen. Ange is being transported to the underground ship but she runs off with her maido and runs into burned Norma corpses. Embryo appears in front of her and tells her her her brother is doing that. She gets all pissed as hell and rushes her Freedomkiss to kill Oniisama's ass. In her crazy rage, she discovers that she can power up Freedomkiss by Phase Shifting it to different colors. Like red, which makes herthree times fastergives her a big sword and a forcefield. she demolishes Oniisama's fleet. Basically this:
There's even recycled footage! You know,some people on the internet say that Fukuda's input is limited and all the "Fukudaaaa" comments are misplaced, but I find that really, really really hard to believe. His DNA seems all over the place at times. You just have to slap a Hiraiface onto Ange and you're golden.
So Ange shoots Oniisama in the leg and forces him to cease the massacre. She's about to end him for good when Lord Embryo appears in front of her with his robot. He tells her she's too pretty to be killing lowlifes and caps off Oniisama himself. Now why would you thwart an operation you yourself initiated I dunno. Sure you commented he was going overbord and even brought back some dead Norma's like Jesus, but clearly you knew what you were getting into when you assigned a perverted scumbag maniac to head the mission? Ahh, okay, you know what you're doing, you're an expert.Tusk Yamato rushes to Ange to warn her that Embryo is dangerous and cannot be trusted (did I mention how he singlehandedly dispatched a unit kidnapping Lollipop Girl in seconds? I should've). There can only be one Jesus after all. Embryo is not amused and decides to vaporize Yamato with his BFG, but Ange Phase Shifts to blue and teleports herself and Tusk away.
Oh and the new OP song ain't that bad.–- Update From New Post Merge ---
I can't help by notice that you are not purple anymore.
haah love the insult scene on vivian and ange vs jill.
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I haven't since this series since Kira Yamatwo and Cagallange had their little Fukuda naked time, stranded on a beach. Did this show get any better or any worse since then?
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Judging by Sander's impressions, technically worse but realistically better. Less wtf rape scenes but on the other hand it's now just generic Fukuda bad
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tldr; it's a dumb show
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I'm shamelessly caught up on this series. Vivian is the only good character, the rest don't matter
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So what's the deal with this show? I hear it's so bad it's entertaining.
Someone up for whipping out a little summary for good ol' Enz here?
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Just read through the thread. And yes, it's entertaining
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I'm shamelessly caught up on this series. Vivian is the only good character, the rest don't matter
I honestly forget their names. Which one is Vivian?
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I honestly forget their names. Which one is Vivian?
Obnoxiously cute red one. One of the few without a huge rack
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Ah yes, the lollipop quiz girl.
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Yeah that's a better way of describing her. I forgot that Hilda has red hair too. Well Vivian shows up more in the episodes you haven't watched yet so you probably won't forget her
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These reports make it sound like the potential is there, but for now, Fukuda is underperforming. Perhaps, he is biding his time in order to catch us off guard.
The show in question stopped being that offensive ages ago.
It's just dumb now.
Tell this to your lawyer.
Oh wait, no lawyers for norma. Only glass boxes.
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The show has evolved from terrifuckingbad to boring and generic. I guess that counts as an improvement though it makes it less entertaining to watch.
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14: The world has ended.
No seriously. After teleporting away from Embryo's death beams last episode, Ange, Tuskmaster Yamato and Dragonified Vivian find themselves on a version of Earth that has had an apocalypse centuries ago. They soon come to terms with the fact that they are the only people and Dragon in the world. Once Ange gets over being a big meanie, they start sorta settling down a conveniently find a fully functional hotel (called MuLaFlaga) with clean furniture, heating, running water, electricity, bedsheets and the like.
How on earth is such a thing possible you might ask? Well in Gundam SEED, Mu survived getting blown up in space without a helmet and got away with a minor amnesia. From this I can surmise that there was enough residual plot armor to travel through the boundaries fictional Fukuda universes and ensure that a hotel named after him would somehow survive the armageddon and be like it was brand new friggin' centuries later.
So anyway… due to the shortage of beds, Ange and Tusk end up in the same bed. You know, it's wierd, but it's like their relationship is imitating a realationship in a relatively decent anime somewhere. It's dumb and all, but it doesn't feel like two cardboard cut outs lovingly staring at each other with zero development, placing it above the likes of SAO and it's progenitor Gundam SEED in that regard (I bet Kira came to this universe because he was getting tired of lovingly staring at Lacus on a beach and felt getting into a real relationship instead). So the romance and hormones are in the air, the atmosphere is becoming hotter and hotter. Will they?!Won't They?! I am as intrigued as Vivian peeking who's peping through the window!
They are confessing their affections for one another! Oh my, Ange has loosened her bathrobes and is inviting Tusk!
Ange and Tusk are now passionately kissing!
And then a giant dragon touches down outside causing this to happen.
"Tusk, not again!"He somehow managed to screw up getting between her legs by accidentally getting between her legs.
Amazing.
Two scantily clad Dragon women come in to apprehend them.
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So they are taken to Amazon Lily where Ange is reunited with the black haired dragon woman she shared that trip with. After some lame hostage attempts by Ange, the dragon woman, named Salamandinay ( got absolutely nothing on "Lord Embryo") takes her on a tour and explains that this is the r=original Earth and the people of her world migrated form there to a fake Earth after it gor wrecked. They are the humans who modified themselves into super dragons to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. She verses ANge a bit in Dragon biology:
Oh my God, it's Shirahoshi's conception all over again!
Despite DRAGONs being civilized and peaceful by themselves, all is not well. Embryo, that nefrious Aizen of a man, has long since kidnapped the original progenitor DRAGON to harness his Drcuniums as a power source for all that magic. As Dracunium depletes, he organizes luring of the DRAGONS to hsi world to slaughter them for resources. That's what ANge and her comrades have actually been doing all this time.
Salamandinay questions Ange if she wants to return to that shitshow of a world of hers. Ange, who seemingly gets off on insubordination, rebels against Salamandinay and gets her shit reckt on the spot.
She wakes up in a ward with Vivian back in human and then follows Tusk's screams to find him chained to bed, being moleste by a posse of giggling DRAGON chicks. Eager to help Tusk, she trips on his crotch… accidentally ending up with his member in her mouth... it's not explicit but I'm pretty sure that's what happened. She learns that while she was out cold, all thee chicks were getting valuable sex ed from bondaged Yamato. After all, their man are always stuck in Dragon mode, so they haven't really tried human mode males before. That's right, Kira Yamato was in a canonical hentai doujin offscreen. See Ange, he's been getting plenty... on the side. Never question his endless swagger. She gets mad and tries to castrate him with medical tools. Humour.
Vivian is reunited with her long lost dragon mom and they hold a ceremony in celebration. Ange and Tusk are shown hospitality in spite of ANge's enmity with the Dragons. Can understanding be established?
Who gives a crap? End of the episode.