If Yukimura Makoto wrote OP Luffy would have quit being a Pirate after witnessing the death of Ace. We would be reading a slice of life/harem manga after that point.
If Mangakas wrote another Mangaka's series
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If Togashi wrote One Piece we'd still be in Enies Lobby.
If Araki wrote Nardo, it would have a satisfying (if ridiculous) conclusion.
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If Araki wrote One Piece.
Newkama Land.
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if Kubo wrote Yu yu Hakusho it would be Bleach.
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Did One create Buggy the Clown?
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@Cyan:
All day erryday .
The Going Merry would be Chopper's Stand.
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If Gosho Aoyama wrote One Piece Luffy would be visiting a new island every 2 chapters but only get a new crewmember once every 200 and the WG would still believe Luffy died in a barrel in chapter 1.
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@Cyan:
If Togashi wrote One Piece we'd still be in Enies Lobby.
Storming into Ennies Lobby would be in slow mo and feature intrusive narration.
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if Kubo wrote Yu yu Hakusho it would be Bleach.
Touche.
If Araki wrote One Piece.
Newkama Land.
Actually, a really want an Araki and Oda crossover manga. As unlikely as it is, it would be amazing.
Storming into Ennies Lobby would be in slow mo and feature intrusive narration.
["Within the first two seconds of storming into the plaza on EL, Luffy noticed that he seemed to be surrounded by roughly one thousand enemy soldiers, whose oversized guns, cynic grins and tensed muscles seemed to welcome him into the grtim, harsh reality that was known as one of the main marine forces. Only shortly perplexed, he immedietely realized that - even though he was outnumbered by far - his Devil fruit still gave him the edge. In a fit of excitement, spotting a malicious grin, he exclaimed: 'And I am alone'"
Obviously this narration should take up half a chapter.](http://www.mangapanda.com/103-2484-16/one-piece/chapter-377.html)
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Don't forget the complex inside view on the marine Luffy takes hostage and forces to slice his allies by locking his limbs. His dreams, family, everyday thoughts up to hearing that Nico Robin would be brought in today and to Luffy invading. And then deep author monologue on him being the only Gomu Gomu no Robo victim ever. And how neither marines that slashed him, nor Luffy care about him. That rubber dude just jumped over and continued his rampage. How this is rubber hell with no escape.
Several years later when EL finally closes in we get several frames of him contemplating how he was all but a minute tool in the hands of a guy who did Rob Lucci. And his complex feelings of achievement, importance, uniqueness in the big picture and weakness he can't surpass.
He would never meet that Luffy fellow again.
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If Oku (Gantz) wrote Naruto, Naruto and Sasuke would've both got hit by a tailed beast and died then brought back by Zetsu. After Sakura chose Sasuke over Naruto she'd die later on but a duplicate of her would show up and end up in limbo. Sasuke would only care about his big brother and reuniting with him not about revenge or his clan. He and Naruto would be best friends as they went around on missions and searching for his bro from time to time. Naruto would lose his virginity to Temari and eventually bang and fall in love with Hinata. Itatchi would turn out to be a ninja vampire. So would Kabuto. One of them would turn Ten Ten in to a vampire. Don't worry though they wouldn't be seen again after a few fights. Kakashi would die and be brought back to life several times. Guy would be a badass that protected a younger Rock Lee. All of the other Leaf teams would have died in the fight against Orochimaru. Garra would've used his powers to fuck with Naruto and eventually kill Hinata, she'd later be brought back to life. Garra gets killed by vampires. The 3rd would be brought back to life but be mostly useless until he died again. Shortly after that, Akatuski would massacre a whole bunch more ppl. At some point everybody that had fought with Naruto would be killed by Pain and he'd single handedly kill him and his team. Naruto would then gain a new team cuz of Zetsu forcing lesser known Leaf ninja like Sai to and use them to bring back most of the ppl that died. He'd use his ninjutsu to make another him that banged Ino while he was still with Hinata.
When Madara shows up instead of wanting to create some perfect matrix dream world illusion where nobody dies, he'd basically want to take over, esnlave the ppl and then send a bunch of tailed beast monsters to wipe out all ninja. After beating him, the sage of six paths tell the ninja villages that their lives were meaningless and that there is no point to anything they do.
Fin.
@MajinArekkusu:If toriyama wrote naruto the final arc would have been simple, with sasuke and naruto constantly powering up and going against a crazy uncontrolled madara. It would conssit only of fighting, but it's the same right now anyway, and it would have ended a long time ago.
You forget that through magic earrings or a dance Sasuke and Naruto would fuse together to become Sasuto or Naruke. Plus Naruto unleahsing a kyubbi tail would be akin to leveling up kaio-ken/super saiyan 1-3 style.
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If Kubo wrote any FKMT manga, the protagonists would win by pure plot armor instead of wits and luck, the psychological views would be like Ichigo's pseudo-freudian shit and the games would last for an eternity (specially the already eternal Akagi vs Washizu match :ninja:).
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["Within the first two seconds of storming into the plaza on EL, Luffy noticed that he seemed to be surrounded by roughly one thousand enemy soldiers, whose oversized guns, cynic grins and tensed muscles seemed to welcome him into the grtim, harsh reality that was known as one of the main marine forces. Only shortly perplexed, he immedietely realized that - even though he was outnumbered by far - his Devil fruit still gave him the edge. In a fit of excitement, spotting a malicious grin, he exclaimed: 'And I am alone'"
Obviously this narration should take up half a chapter.](http://www.mangapanda.com/103-2484-16/one-piece/chapter-377.html)
Don't forget the complex inside view on the marine Luffy takes hostage and forces to slice his allies by locking his limbs. His dreams, family, everyday thoughts up to hearing that Nico Robin would be brought in today and to Luffy invading. And then deep author monologue on him being the only Gomu Gomu no Robo victim ever. And how neither marines that slashed him, nor Luffy care about him. That rubber dude just jumped over and continued his rampage. How this is rubber hell with no escape.
Several years later when EL finally closes in we get several frames of him contemplating how he was all but a minute tool in the hands of a guy who did Rob Lucci. And his complex feelings of achievement, importance, uniqueness in the big picture and weakness he can't surpass.
He would never meet that Luffy fellow again.
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This made my day. -
Don't forget the complex inside view on the marine Luffy takes hostage and forces to slice his allies by locking his limbs. His dreams, family, everyday thoughts up to hearing that Nico Robin would be brought in today and to Luffy invading. And then deep author monologue on him being the only Gomu Gomu no Robo victim ever. And how neither marines that slashed him, nor Luffy care about him. That rubber dude just jumped over and continued his rampage. How this is rubber hell with no escape.
Several years later when EL finally closes in we get several frames of him contemplating how he was all but a minute tool in the hands of a guy who did Rob Lucci. And his complex feelings of achievement, importance, uniqueness in the big picture and weakness he can't surpass.
He would never meet that Luffy fellow again.
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I nominate we screw he rules and nominate this thread for best thread.
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Patience is a virtue man. I've still got a bunch of Print Error's posts in my mind for AP Awards 2014.
If Naoki Urasawa wrote One Piece, Luffy would die around 100-150 chapters into the manga. The manga will then switch POV to that of a younger character's who was not given much screentime at that point (like say, Chopper, Coby), all with a timeskip where the remaining characters age by at least 5-10 years. Said young character may have grown physically but he/she/it is still emotionally insecure and naively inexperienced as they were pre-timeskip. However, with the help of a mysterious mentor (who may or may not have been in cahoots with the villain the whole time?!), they learn to overcome their self-imposed flaws and soon uncover the massive conspiracy by the World Government, where said organisation has been using hilariously thinly-veiled propaganda to keep the masses in check.
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If Togashi wrote HxH, then it wouldn't be on hiatus.
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Patience is a virtue man. I've still got a bunch of Print Error's posts in my mind for AP Awards 2014.
If Naoki Urasawa wrote One Piece, Luffy would die around 100-150 chapters into the manga. The manga will then switch POV to that of a younger character's who was not given much screentime at that point (like say, Chopper, Coby), all with a timeskip where the remaining characters age by at least 5-10 years. Said young character may have grown physically but he/she/it is still emotionally insecure and naively inexperienced as they were pre-timeskip. However, with the help of a mysterious mentor (who may or may not have been in cahoots with the villain the whole time?!), they learn to overcome their self-imposed flaws and soon uncover the massive conspiracy by the World Government, where said organisation has been using hilariously thinly-veiled propaganda to keep the masses in check.
You forgot the final chapter, where two side characters and one long-forgotten main character meet up after some time has passed, the initial main problem gets resolved in one sentence that is muttered without much emphasis (or sense, for that matter) and the final panel consists of one shot featuring another main character/plot device which fades to black after a suprising revelation happened.
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This thread is nearing hysterical lvls I wish I understood all the references do continue
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If Akira Toyirama wrote Bleach, all the arcs would be episodic in nature, with Big Bads so strong that they require multiple transformations on the side of the heroes to be beaten. The main character would lack any real goal beyond "get stronger, and save the world every once in a while", and a lot of his friends from early in the series would fall into obscurity by the end.
Due to its endearing upbeat nature, fun fight choreography and refreshing unpretentiousness, it becomes a cherished Action Romp remembered for years to come.
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Don't forget the complex inside view on the marine Luffy takes hostage and forces to slice his allies by locking his limbs. His dreams, family, everyday thoughts up to hearing that Nico Robin would be brought in today and to Luffy invading. And then deep author monologue on him being the only Gomu Gomu no Robo victim ever. And how neither marines that slashed him, nor Luffy care about him. That rubber dude just jumped over and continued his rampage. How this is rubber hell with no escape.
Several years later when EL finally closes in we get several frames of him contemplating how he was all but a minute tool in the hands of a guy who did Rob Lucci. And his complex feelings of achievement, importance, uniqueness in the big picture and weakness he can't surpass.
He would never meet that Luffy fellow again.
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Oh and because Togashi's manga is so DARK AND EDGY, every single one of those marines in Ennies Lobby would get splattered by Luffy's attacks.
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And Luffy would threaten to kill Coby in case Lucci double-crossed him.
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If Oda wrote HxH, Gon and Killua would already be in the New World.
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If most other shounen authors wrote Magi, Morgiana's fighting style would provide us with panty shot galore.
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Which would be silly, because Morgiana obviously does not wear panties
Oh, then it would drawn by Matsuena Syun.
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I wish I lived in a universe where Matsuena Syun was drawing Morgiana. I mean Magi.
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I think I'll stick to the real world
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…No thank you.
Patience is a virtue man. I've still got a bunch of Print Error's posts in my mind for AP Awards 2014.
If Naoki Urasawa wrote One Piece, Luffy would die around 100-150 chapters into the manga. The manga will then switch POV to that of a younger character's who was not given much screentime at that point (like say, Chopper, Coby), all with a timeskip where the remaining characters age by at least 5-10 years. Said young character may have grown physically but he/she/it is still emotionally insecure and naively inexperienced as they were pre-timeskip. However, with the help of a mysterious mentor (who may or may not have been in cahoots with the villain the whole time?!), they learn to overcome their self-imposed flaws and soon uncover the massive conspiracy by the World Government, where said organisation has been using hilariously thinly-veiled propaganda to keep the masses in check.
You forgot the final chapter, where two side characters and one long-forgotten main character meet up after some time has passed, the initial main problem gets resolved in one sentence that is muttered without much emphasis (or sense, for that matter) and the final panel consists of one shot featuring another main character/plot device which fades to black after a suprising revelation happened.
Except in reality, the history of the One Piece world has been shaped by a kung-fu dugong living on the moon who was manipulating the inhabitants of the world since the dawn of time. 20 progenitor kings of the World Goverment were ordered to destroy the Ancient Kingdom by a kung-fu dugong. Joy Boy was apologizing to a kung-fu dugong. Noland went out to sea searching for the truth about kung-fu dugong. Finally, Gold Roger learned the truth and hid it on Raftel before the kung-fu dugong could anticlimactically behead him. And now, twenty years later, Monkey D. Luffy, the successor chosen by the kung-fu dugong has to stop the destruction of the world that Marshall D. Teach is about to bring on behalf of the nefarious kung-fu dugong from the moon.
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Except in reality, the history of the One Piece world has been shaped by a kung-fu dugong living on the moon who was manipulating the inhabitants of the world since the dawn of time. 20 progenitor kings of the World Goverment were ordered to destroy the Ancient Kingdom by a kung-fu dugong. Joy Boy was apologizing to a kung-fu dugong. Noland went out to sea searching for the truth about kung-fu dugong. Finally, Gold Roger learned the truth and hid it on Raftel before the kung-fu dugong could anticlimactically behead him. And now, twenty years later, Monkey D. Luffy, the successor chosen by the kung-fu dugong has to stop the destruction of the world that Marshall D. Teach is about to bring on behalf of the nefarious kung-fu dugong from the moon.
Will the daughter of Luffy and Hancock also apparently develop psychic pow-er.. special Haki that will never be explained?
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If Takehiko Inoue drew Naruto, I could actually understand what is happening in the fighting scenes.
If Osamu Tezuka would've written bleach, it would actually have a story.
If Yoshiro Togashi would write Naruto, the nightmare would've been over.I really want Inoue from Vagabond to do just one chapter of One Piece just for the awesomeness that is his art and let it be an episode with an epic Zoro or Nami fight!!! His swordsplay scenes and Bo scenes are amazing…
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If Oda wrote Kikaider* there'd be a lot less navel gazing about what it means to be human and a lot more rocket punches
and tits.*I am of course assuming that there was a manga before the toku and anime.
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…No thank you.
Except in reality, the history of the One Piece world has been shaped by a kung-fu dugong living on the moon who was manipulating the inhabitants of the world since the dawn of time. 20 progenitor kings of the World Goverment were ordered to destroy the Ancient Kingdom by a kung-fu dugong. Joy Boy was apologizing to a kung-fu dugong. Noland went out to sea searching for the truth about kung-fu dugong. Finally, Gold Roger learned the truth and hid it on Raftel before the kung-fu dugong could anticlimactically behead him. And now, twenty years later, Monkey D. Luffy, the successor chosen by the kung-fu dugong has to stop the destruction of the world that Marshall D. Teach is about to bring on behalf of the nefarious kung-fu dugong from the moon.
Pandaman would fit that role more.
Don't forget that there are two, a black one and a white one. -
If Mashima wrote One Piece, it would be Fairy Tail.
Oh wait…
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If Togashi wrote Dragon Ball, then we would be wondering if he is going to come back and explain who Raditz is.
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IF Kishi wrote one piece.
-Sabo why are you a revolutionary?
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Pandaman would fit that role more.
Don't forget that there are two, a black one and a white one.Pappug was Gold Roger's assistant, when Roger disappeared, Hody Jones convinced him to plagiarize pandaman, but since he didn't have the will of D it's a fake panda, which is neither white nor black: it's doskoi panda.
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You forgot the final chapter, where two side characters and one long-forgotten main character meet up after some time has passed, the initial main problem gets resolved in one sentence that is muttered without much emphasis (or sense, for that matter) and the final panel consists of one shot featuring another main character/plot device which fades to black after a suprising revelation happened.
Except in reality, the history of the One Piece world has been shaped by a kung-fu dugong living on the moon who was manipulating the inhabitants of the world since the dawn of time. 20 progenitor kings of the World Goverment were ordered to destroy the Ancient Kingdom by a kung-fu dugong. Joy Boy was apologizing to a kung-fu dugong. Noland went out to sea searching for the truth about kung-fu dugong. Finally, Gold Roger learned the truth and hid it on Raftel before the kung-fu dugong could anticlimactically behead him. And now, twenty years later, Monkey D. Luffy, the successor chosen by the kung-fu dugong has to stop the destruction of the world that Marshall D. Teach is about to bring on behalf of the nefarious kung-fu dugong from the moon.
The manga will end with the KFDTB (Kung-Fu Dugongs That Be) calling forth the powers of the legendary Mermaid Princess, who has the power to destroy the OP world despite her genial exterior. However, our young protagonist, now much more of his/her/its ability will be able to form a connection with the Princess, convincing the latter the meaninglessness behind such lofty goals and teaches the SEINEN way (not shonen way, it's too immature) of the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Motivated by such a character who was probably the first person in her life to truly understand her, she immediately defects and works against the evil Kung-Fu Dugongs that originally wished to manipulate her. In the process, she does her heroic sacrifice and the hero and his/her/its team shed tears at such selflessness from however unlikely a character.
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If Yoshihiro Tatsumi wrote One Piece the gomu gomu no nomi would be a metaphor for the erectile disfunction of Luffy and the problem with the modern world government and how it outcast pirates…also, it would be sometimes depressing as fuck.
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Bleach written by ONE:
-Kurosaki-kun, all of the battles you've fought so far have been part of my plan.
-…Ahh, I'm pretty sure that's random BS you made up on the spot to rile me up or confuse me.
-No use denying it, Kurosaki Ichigo, how does it feel to know that all of your efforts had been orchestrated by me all alo...
-No man, seriously, it doesn't even make any sense. Like, the logistics don't make any sense and I can't comprehend how'd that be beneficial to you. I mean, my battle experience so far was kinda what shaped me into the obstacle standin in your way and there's no apparent way how any of this could be beneficial to you. Do you really think spouting some vague nonsense is going to make me lose my mind or even impress me ? I'm not a 12 year old anymore, you know.
-Your philistine mind can't possibly comprehend my thou...
-No really, I had this brawl with that fat kid when I was in the second grade one time, did you plan that too ? If you really were manipulating things about my life for no comprehensible reason, were you stalking me or something ? Is that what you do with your free time. That's not normal man.
-SILENCE KUROSAKI ICHI...
-Don't. Don't shout, Raizen Sasuke.
-It's Aizen Sosuke...
-Whatever.
-Talking about this is foolish, I'm now going to get this over with and go to where the Soul King is!!!
-Blablabla, not again with your poorly explained God Complex schtick... Now, please excuse this highschooler for trying to play psychoanalyst with you, but you really do seem to have some issues. I mean look at how ridiculous you look. What's with those silly butterfly wings? And that funny mullet ? And I'm pretty sure you were wearing a condom over your head a minute ago. It doesn't take a Sigmund Freud to tell that you have something repressed deep down. Maybe that's why you're lashing out at the world and Soul King or whatever. Could probably explain your needlessly convoluted planning too. If you really wanted to go to this Soul King fellow, you could've done it half an hour ago. Instead here you are, flapping your silly butterfly wings and bubbling vague villainspeak nonsense. Are you trying to get noticed, are you trying to display your repressed sexuality to the world ?
-YOU IMPUDENT... I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THE ROTTEN WAY OF THIS WORLD!
-Ah so now you're gonna try to pretend to be a well-intentioned extremist ? You know, the Soul Society guys are massive douchebags and you might've had a leg to stand on… if you didn't go out of your way to be am even bigger douchebag at every oppurtunity. Killing your men, stabbing little girls for no reason. Yeah, how many times did you stab her directly or indirectly ? Yeah, I think my repressed sexuality theory is more likely. Instead of doing all this, i think you should go consult a real psychologist, come to terms with yourself.
-Wh-what ? I will.... I will... I WILL BE A GOD. I WILL BE WHAT YOU HUMANS WORSHIP, CALLING IT GOD. I WILL REPLACE SOUL KING.
-Ummm...not quite.
You see, no one in my world knows about Soul King guy, whether he is real or not, nobody worships him either. Quite a few people in my world don't even believe in Gods, those who do believe in all manner of deities less ridiculous and more appealing than a butterfly man with a mullet and an occasional condom over his head. Even if you were to dethrone this Soul King guy and take his place, nobody in my world will care no even know. Infact, you look so ridiculous that people would deny your existence even if you appeared in front of them in flesh. Like if you grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them with all your might, their brains would refuse to acknowledge your presence, even if you were to start smiting people in response, others would interpret their demise as a random heart attack. YOU'RE THAT STUPID LOOKING. At best, you would get reported as a sighting of Mothman.Not even Soul Society would care, they hate you. You're not gonna get anymore popular by becoming a God. The only ones who would be happy about your ascension to Godhood would be your Arrancar fanboys.
The ones you slaughtered for shits and giggles.
AIZEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS
Phew, sorry I just felt it was incomplete.
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Bleach written by ONE:
-Kurosaki-kun, all of the battles you've fought so far have been part of my plan.
-…Ahh, I'm pretty sure that's random BS you made up on the spot to rile me up or confuse me.
-No use denying it, Kurosaki Ichigo, how does it feel to know that all of your efforts had been orchestrated by me all alo...
-No man, seriously, it doesn't even make any sense. Like, the logistics don't make any sense and I can't comprehend how'd that be beneficial to you. I mean, my battle experience so far was kinda what shaped me into the obstacle standin in your way and there's no apparent way how any of this could be beneficial to you. Do you really think spouting some vague nonsense is going to make me lose my mind or even impress me ? I'm not a 12 year old anymore, you know.
-Your philistine mind can't possibly comprehend my thou...
-No really, I had this brawl with that fat kid when I was in the second grade one time, did you plan that too ? If you really were manipulating things about my life for no comprehensible reason, were you stalking me or something ? Is that what you do with your free time. That's not normal man.
-SILENCE KUROSAKI ICHI...
-Don't. Don't shout, Raizen Sasuke.
-It's Aizen Sosuke...
-Whatever.
-Talking about this is foolish, I'm now going to get this over with and go to where the Soul King is!!!
-Blablabla, not again with your poorly explained God Complex schtick... Now, please excuse this highschooler for trying to play psychoanalyst with you, but you really do seem to have some issues. I mean look at how ridiculous you look. What's with those silly butterfly wings? And that funny mullet ? And I'm pretty sure you were wearing a condom over your head a minute ago. It doesn't take a Sigmund Freud to tell that you have something repressed deep down. Maybe that's why you're lashing out at the world and Soul King or whatever. Could probably explain your needlessly convoluted planning too. If you really wanted to go to this Soul King fellow, you could've done it half an hour ago. Instead here you are, flapping your silly butterfly wings and bubbling vague villainspeak nonsense. Are trying to get noticed, are trying to display your repressed sexuality to the world ?
-YOU IMPUDENT... I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THE ROTTEN WAY OF THIS WORLD!
-Ah so now you're gonna try to pretend to be a well-intentioned extremist ? You know, the Soul Society guys are massive douchebags and you might've had a leg to stand on… if you didn't go out of your way to be am even bigger douchebag at every oppurtunity. Killing your men, stabbing little girls for no reason. Yeah, how many times did you stab her directly or indirectly ? Yeah, I think my repressed sexuality theory is more likely. Instead of doing all this, i think you should go consult a real psychologist, come to terms with yourself.Can I pay someone money for drawing this?
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I wonder what would happen if Hiro drew Seven Deadly Sins.
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If kishimoto wrote hxh it would be naruto.
Wait a minute…
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Bleach written by ONE:
-Kurosaki-kun, all of the battles you've fought so far have been part of my plan.
-…Ahh, I'm pretty sure that's random BS you made up on the spot to rile me up or confuse me.
-No use denying it, Kurosaki Ichigo, how does it feel to know that all of your efforts had been orchestrated by me all alo...
-No man, seriously, it doesn't even make any sense. Like, the logistics don't make any sense and I can't comprehend how'd that be beneficial to you. I mean, my battle experience so far was kinda what shaped me into the obstacle standin in your way and there's no apparent way how any of this could be beneficial to you. Do you really think spouting some vague nonsense is going to make me lose my mind or even impress me ? I'm not a 12 year old anymore, you know.
-Your philistine mind can't possibly comprehend my thou...
-No really, I had this brawl with that fat kid when I was in the second grade one time, did you plan that too ? If you really were manipulating things about my life for no comprehensible reason, were you stalking me or something ? Is that what you do with your free time. That's not normal man.
-SILENCE KUROSAKI ICHI...
-Don't. Don't shout, Raizen Sasuke.
-It's Aizen Sosuke...
-Whatever.
-Talking about this is foolish, I'm now going to get this over with and go to where the Soul King is!!!
-Blablabla, not again with your poorly explained God Complex schtick... Now, please excuse this highschooler for trying to play psychoanalyst with you, but you really do seem to have some issues. I mean look at how ridiculous you look. What's with those silly butterfly wings? And that funny mullet ? And I'm pretty sure you were wearing a condom over your head a minute ago. It doesn't take a Sigmund Freud to tell that you have something repressed deep down. Maybe that's why you're lashing out at the world and Soul King or whatever. Could probably explain your needlessly convoluted planning too. If you really wanted to go to this Soul King fellow, you could've done it half an hour ago. Instead here you are, flapping your silly butterfly wings and bubbling vague villainspeak nonsense. Are you trying to get noticed, are you trying to display your repressed sexuality to the world ?
-YOU IMPUDENT... I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THE ROTTEN WAY OF THIS WORLD!
-Ah so now you're gonna try to pretend to be a well-intentioned extremist ? You know, the Soul Society guys are massive douchebags and you might've had a leg to stand on… if you didn't go out of your way to be am even bigger douchebag at every oppurtunity. Killing your men, stabbing little girls for no reason. Yeah, how many times did you stab her directly or indirectly ? Yeah, I think my repressed sexuality theory is more likely. Instead of doing all this, i think you should go consult a real psychologist, come to terms with yourself.
-Wh-what ? I will.... I will... I WILL BE A GOD. I WILL BE WHAT YOU HUMANS WORSHIP, CALLING IT GOD. I WILL REPLACE SOUL KING.
-Ummm...not quite.
You see, no one in my world knows about Soul King guy, whether he is real or not, nobody worships him either. Quite a few people in my world don't even believe in Gods, those who do believe in all manner of deities less ridiculous and more appealing than a butterfly man with a mullet and an occasional condom over his head. Even if you were to dethrone this Soul King guy and take his place, nobody in my world will care no even know. Infact, you look so ridiculous that people would deny your existence even if you appeared in front of them in flesh. Like if you grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them with all your might, their brains would refuse to acknowledge your presence, even if you were to start smiting people in response, others would interpret their demise as a random heart attack. YOU'RE THAT STUPID LOOKING. At best, you would get reported as a sighting of Mothman.Not even Soul Society would care, they hate you. You're not gonna get anymore popular by becoming a God. The only ones who would be happy about your ascension to Godhood would be your Arrancar fanboys.
The ones you slaughtered for shits and giggles.
AIZEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS
Phew, sorry I just felt it was incomplete.
This post is best post. And Reigen approves of it.
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Sander even delivered half of the chapter after an edit, this is a perfect mimicking of ONE.
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - _Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
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Sander even delivered half of the chapter after an edit, this is a perfect mimicking of ONE.
Or maybe ONE is mimicking him. (Arlong Park Forums' manga if wrote by Kubo? I'm not sure)
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AIZEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS
Phew, sorry I just felt it was incomplete.
Beautiful.
But shouldn't it be Don Kanonji to deliver the verbal annihilation here? Conmen tickle ONE's fancy, that they do.
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Beautiful.
But shouldn't it be Don Kanonji to deliver the verbal annihilation here? Conmen tickle ONE's fancy, that they do.
Damn you're correct, it's just that Kubo features him so prominently that I forget he even exists.
