One Piece Stories- Dealing With Trolls.

[Optard]

have you ever had some troll bullshit his way out of a conversation?

Essentially I wound up listing the plot holes to Hunter x hunter to some ignorant man named STRAPPEDNLOADED said that vegapunks ability to make an inatimate object "eat" a devil fruit is a plot hole. because it isnt fully explained (perfect logic right?)

essentially I even was nice enough to send him links to how it isnt a plot hole, and how he doesnt seem to know what one is. the links entailed this page with foreshadowing as to how it worked

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as well as a link to Vegapunks wikia page on the OP wikia. in the end when he responded, completely unable to rebut (ignoring my point that having a legit, foreshadowed, and in-universe explanation =/= plothole) and I was left with this nice little tidbit.

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! "OPTARDISM?" for defending a point that you clearly misunderstood? didnt you just (poorly) defend Hunter x Hunter?

now this doesnt come as a surprise at all. why? Simple. this man is a troll. I've argued with him in the past and he seemed more interested in bashing OP than defending his side of the argument as if another series having a problem justifies the problem. well, me being the guy that i am rather enjoyed breaking every shitty argument of his down and making him rage-quit the argument.

so then why make this thread? 2 reasons

1: I want the internet to be aware of this retard and laugh at him for such unadulterated stupidity (something I promised him I'd do) so feel free to spam him or whatever.

2: I'd like to hear your stories when dealing with an internet troll.

when i find the time i'll upload the entire conversation. till then good night.

[valiantt]

so…you started a completely new thread to let us ALL know that trolls bother you in the OP section. okay...

Here's a word of advice: if trolls on the internet get under your skin, that means you desperately need something better to do than to let a bunch of anonymous people online bother you enough to post rants like this.

[Optard]

@valiantt:

so…you started a completely new thread to let us ALL know that trolls bother you in the OP section. okay...

Here's a word of advice: if trolls on the internet get under your skin, that means you desperately need something better to do than to let a bunch of anonymous people online bother you enough to post rants like this.

Lrn to read.

the main reason to this post one being i did promise him i would do this (out of spite yes but not out of irritation) actually I'm laughing at him (and you)
essentially his posts are so bad it's funny.

the other, relaying your own funny stories - which you arent actually doing

So, if you have nothing of actual meat to add to this conversation other than your insufferable moral BS then may i kindly direct you back to the op general discussion page?

buh bye

[valiantt]

So this is the…"post how you got upset by a troll over a children's comic book" + "this is my personal grumpy post against a stranger I don't know online but I actually invested time in because I have nothing better to do" thread?

Oh boy...you sure taught him a lesson with this thread. He'll never troll again and will learn to respect a certain children's comic book for good!

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PS: You do realize you're still playing into his game right? I mean, if I WERE a troll, I'd be having such a hay day with you. I mean, with a thread like this, I KNOW I made an impact on some goofy person getting all riled up over something so trivial online.

[enel16]

@Optard:

buh bye

You're my hero. (16 characters)

[Huschel]

@valiantt:

So this is the…"post how you got upset by a troll over a children's comic book" + "this is my personal grumpy post against a stranger I don't know online but I actually invested time in because I have nothing better to do" thread?

And I was just about to make this my first thread.

[Optard]

@valiantt:

So this is the…"post how you got upset by a troll over a children's comic book" + "this is my personal grumpy post against a stranger I don't know online but I actually invested time in because I have nothing better to do" thread?

Oh boy...you sure taught him a lesson with this thread. He'll never troll again and will learn to respect a certain children's comic book for good!

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PS: You do realize you're still playing into his game right? I mean, if I WERE a troll, I'd be having such a hay day with you. I mean, with a thread like this, I KNOW I made an impact on some goofy person getting all riled up over something so trivial online.

lets correct that title shall we? "the story of how a troll failed + other failed trolls."

sorry, seeing as how i'm not irritated in the least bit with the guy, I fail to see how anybody is falling for any game of his. the point of a troll is to Irritate and make someone miserable. He's done just the opposite. Im laughing at him, and wish to share the joy of laughter, and frankly i wish to laugh at the stories.

I did explain this to you but your ignorance what I have just said is beyond words. we are here to laugh at that sad man and his stupidity, and share stories. if you still, cannot see that then forget the forum page….. go back to Preschool to learn how to read a point.

now then buh bye, and may your schooling be grande.

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[Optard]

@Print:

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I didnt know Kizaru ate the Hana Hana no mi as well.

XD

[KageKageKing]

I still remember the time when people bashed One Piece for being too "kiddy" just because there's a reindeer that is a doctor.

[Mr M]

you ignore them

/end thread

[Optard]

@metteminne:

you ignore them

/end thread

nahh if they arent annoying you ignoring the troll is no fun. if they are i can see why it would be best to just ignore them, but to me he is that goofball you can just laugh about.

[valiantt]

@Optard:

nahh if they arent annoying you ignoring the troll is no fun. if they are i can see why it would be best to just ignore them, but to me he is that goofball you can just laugh about.

Or it could just be a way to mask your insecurity about being trolled over a children's comic book.

[Enzeru]

It's funny how this thread was made to rant about a troll, and even so the OP ends up getting trolled again (masterfully so, if I may add, my dear Ms. Pomeranian).

[valiantt]

@Huschel:

And I was just about to make this my first thread.

HARUMPH! Well I ruined your day now didn't I Huschels!

Are you going to make a separate thread about it to show the world how you got trolled? And encourage others to discuss how they got trolled which makes them equally embarrassing? So you all can be embarrassed together? While I continue giggling about your huschels. Hmm?

/me places a potato on huschel's head.

@Enzeru: :ninja:

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I'm just here for the photoshops.

[valiantt]

Sorry Printario but your photoshops are in different thread

[Optard]

@valiantt:

Or it could just be a way to mask your insecurity about being trolled over a children's comic book.

now if i were annoyed, i'd simply drop it and leave it at that. I however find it rather hillarious his attempts to troll me. why? simple? i pay no mind to what he says anymore. this is here to laugh at trolls. if you fail to see that then there is no hope for you. may I suggest ritualistic seppuku?

[Enzeru]

I am laughing right now if that's of any help to you.

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@Print:

I'm just here for the photoshops.

You're like the Robin to valiantt's Batman.

[Optard]

@Enzeru:

It's funny how this thread was made to rant about a troll, and even so the OP ends up getting trolled again (masterfully so, if I may add, my dear Ms. Pomeranian).

and may i ask who's trolled me?

the guy from the OP failed miserably

and the second guy is a minor nuisance at best.

a good troll is used to get people EXTREMELY rilled up, and so far i am rather calm. I like talking to you guys, I like laughing at morons with you guys. do you honestly think Im going to listen to a guy who supposedly wants to be banned?

now then, i am rather disappointed that this thread made to laugh at those morons has turned into a failure of a psychiatric analysis, so if you guys could stay on topic that would be so nice if not then, well get out.

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@Enzeru:

I am laughing right now if that's of any help to you.

as long as somebody laughs my job is done be it at me, or at the guy.

[valiantt]

@Optard:

this is here to laugh at trolls.

This is certainly a fun gigglefest of a thread. You do realize no really laughs with the "trolled" (since it makes you look more embarrassing) but in most cases folks laugh at ones that are trolled and their reactions to being trolled. Hence that is why there so many of those terrible "let's make a kid cry on Minecraft" videos. Folks generally find their reactions remarkably funny.

[Enzeru]

In a sense, we are staying on topic more than you'd think.

[valiantt]

It's pretty eerie. This thread has yet to devolve into "spam the thread with gifs/pics" but I'm sure it'll happen eventually (or completely forgotten/locked). shrug

In the mean time, we're talking about TROLLS!

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[valiantt]

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SO it has begun….

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They're Moomintrools, it's totally on topic.

[valiantt]

Confession in the non-confession thread: I have no idea what Moomins are. I swear I heard someone tell me about them, but…nope, completely in the dark.

[Mickamott]

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But seriously, I feel you when it comes to these trolls. One of my friend's favorite manga is FT and he thinks One Piece is too childish. As for internet dealings just go onto any OP video comment section. It is horrendous. As for this thread, it is thoroughly entertaining.

In other news neither OPtard nor OPtardism is in the urban dictionary. This is outrageous.

[Jawad5]

MEANWHILE IN AFRICA

[valiantt]

@Jawad5:

MEANWHILE IN AFRICA

Wait what? You can't leave it in a cliffhanger like that! What happens in Africa?
My limited grasp of "what is truly important in life" has not developed yet! All that matters in life is what I think about OP! You can't tease me like this!

PS: I just realized a guy on the internet named "OPtard" recommended for me to kill myself. I think my day has been made.

[Optard]

@valiantt:

This is certainly a fun gigglefest of a thread. You do realize no really laughs with the "trolled" (since it makes you look more embarrassing) but in most cases folks laugh at ones that are trolled and their reactions to being trolled. Hence that is why there so many of those terrible "let's make a kid cry on Minecraft" videos. Folks generally find their reactions remarkably funny.

1: considering i havent been trolled (since i have yet to get angry or really emotional towards him) then there is nothing to your argument.

2: me and a group of friends are laughing at the troll. just because you are completely blind to laughing at someone that doesnt mean the rest of the forum has to be.

Im not reacting to being trolled, im following through on a promise i made to said troll as well as simply laughing at the troll. simply put, im dealing with a troll.

exactly how many times have i told you to GTFO anyway? you are a nuisance, go away. shoo…... shoo.

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@valiantt:

PS: I just realized a guy on the internet named "OPtard" recommended for me to kill myself. I think my day has been made.

thats what I'm here for…..

[Jawad5]

@Optard:

have you ever had some troll bullshit his way out of a conversation?

you bullshit your way out of every conversation I've seen >_>

@Optard:

so then why make this thread? 2 reasons

1: I want the internet to be aware of this retard and laugh at him for such unadulterated stupidity (something I promised him I'd do) so feel free to spam him or whatever.

2: I'd like to hear your stories when dealing with an internet troll.

when i find the time i'll upload the entire conversation. till then good night.

" such unadulterated stupidity (something I promised him I'd do)" what an adult thing to do, fight fire with fire? eh?
"so feel free to spam him or whatever. " why? he simply thinks one piece suck and loves something else, fair enough, can't force my opinion down anyone's throat

@Optard:

now if i were annoyed, i'd simply drop it and leave it at that. I however find it rather hillarious his attempts to troll me. why? simple? i pay no mind to what he says anymore.

Wait, didn't the first guy piss you off with his opinion/taste about Japanese teen comics, I like how you dropped it, all over this site.
then a second guy come around, you can't reply to him without an insult every 2 words and you end up with telling him to kill himself because "troll -> annoyed me -> tell him to kill himself then ignore him! I have the upper hand, I win."

Dude, really, no need to get worked up over stupid bullshit, just ignore the guy in your first post, delete this thread, go discuss one piece's newest chapter somewhere on this site.

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@Optard:

1: considering i havent been trolled (since i have yet to get angry or really emotional towards him) then there is nothing to your argument.

then why the hell are you posting his account, insulting him and telling everyone to spam him? that's how you act chill?
@Optard:

2: me and a group of friends are laughing at the troll. just because you are completely blind to laughing at someone that doesnt mean the rest of the forum has to be.

then why share it with the forum in the first place? just tell your circle of friends, bully him for w/e gets you sleep at night, you had what you wanted, you don't annoy us, everyone wins.

@Optard:

Im not reacting to being trolled, im following through on a promise i made to said troll as well as simply laughing at the troll. simply put, im dealing with a troll.

I bet the guy would be devastated if you break such a promise

@Optard:

shoo…... shoo.

HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! RUN!

[valiantt]

@Optard:

1: considering i havent been trolled (since i have yet to get angry or really emotional towards him) then there is nothing to your argument.

huh…? (looks at the thread topic: "Dealing with trolls") what? So wait...you said you've been trolled, but you haven't been trolled? Huh? Wait...so this thread was COMPLETELY pointless afterall (in spite of it being downright hilarious).

2: me and a group of friends are laughing at the troll. just because you are completely blind to laughing at someone that doesnt mean the rest of the forum has to be.

I then ask again…what is the point of this thread then? Go giggle with your friends and don't tell the world about your grumpy grumps about some anonymous guy that we don't care about. (Let alone, anyone here that actually cares about what you happen to think about the guy as well).

Im not reacting to being trolled, im following through on a promise i made to said troll as well as simply laughing at the troll. simply put, im dealing with a troll.

exactly how many times have i told you to GTFO anyway? you are a nuisance, go away. shoo…... shoo.

You also told me to kill myself. If that isn't the most overused trolled person response…

PS: I still think you trying remarkably hard to mask your insecurity but it's starting to really become apparent (if it weren't apparent already). You really need to find a better way in dealing with this.

[Mickamott]

It's as if this thread was made for the sole purpose of trolling Optard and his attempt to prove that he isn't affected by trolls.

This is hilarious.

[Optard]

@Jawad5:

you bullshit your way out of every conversation I've seen >_>

lol every convo? what convo? ive only been in like one or 2 here. and neither of them ended with a loss towards me.

" such unadulterated stupidity (something I promised him I'd do)" what an adult thing to do, fight fire with fire? eh?
"so feel free to spam him or whatever. " why? he simply thinks one piece suck and loves something else, fair enough, can't force my opinion down anyone's throat

so exactly what is stupid with fucking with somebody who started it first and failed? it's a troll account to begin with so it's not like spamming him will actually do anything. so to that degree why the fuck not? I actually dont care whether he loves the series or not (nor did i ever bother with convincing him the series is good), but if you are going so say something, back it up. and you need to read. he stated it as a fact… i corrected him, he raged on me. simple, easy there was no opinion forcing whatsoever.

but hey if he wants a reaction out of me..... then why not fight fire with fire? things are more fun that way

Wait, didn't the first guy piss you off with his opinion/taste about Japanese teen comics, I like how you dropped it, all over this site.
then a second guy come around, you can't reply to him without an insult every 2 words and you end up with telling him to kill himself because "troll -> annoyed me -> tell him to kill himself then ignore him! I have the upper hand, I win."

Dude, really, no need to get worked up over stupid bullshit, just ignore the guy in your first post, delete this thread, go discuss one piece's newest chapter somewhere on this site.

as said above. dont care about his opinion. he said something was a plothole. i corrected him (with links to back it up). and gave him the explanation. did you read the post at all? whenever did i say that he not liking it ever meant anything to me?

then why the hell are you posting his account, insulting him and telling everyone to spam him? that's how you act chill?

because its fun of course.

then why share it with the forum in the first place? just tell your circle of friends, bully him for w/e gets you sleep at night, you had what you wanted, you don't annoy us, everyone wins

sharing things with the world is more fun lets collectively laugh

I bet the guy would be devastated if you break such a promise

I am a man of Integrity, breaking such an easy promise goes against my way of pirate.

HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! RUN!

? are you batman? that dog from the buggy arc? i dont get it. :wassat:

[Jawad5]

@Optard:

lol every convo? what convo? ive only been in like one or 2 here. and neither of them ended with a loss towards me.

so exactly what is stupid with fucking with somebody who started it first and failed? it's a troll account to begin with so it's not like spamming him will actually do anything. so to that degree why the fuck not? I actually dont care whether he loves the series or not (nor did i ever bother with convincing him the series is good), but if you are going so say something, back it up. and you need to read. he stated it as a fact… i corrected him, he raged on me. simple, easy there was no opinion forcing whatsoever.

but hey if he wants a reaction out of me..... then why not fight fire with fire? things are more fun that way

as said above. dont care about his opinion. he said something was a plothole. i corrected him (with links to back it up). and gave him the explanation. did you read the post at all? whenever did i say that he not liking it ever meant anything to me?

because its fun of course.

sharing things with the world is more fun lets collectively laugh

I am a man of Integrity, breaking such an easy promise goes against my way of pirate.

? are you batman? that dog from the buggy arc? i dont get it. :wassat:

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[Optard]

@valiantt:

huh…? (looks at the thread topic: "Dealing with trolls") what? So wait...you said you've been trolled, but you haven't been trolled? Huh? Wait...so this thread was COMPLETELY pointless afterall (in spite of it being downright hilarious).

and at what point did i say ive been trolled? before you put words into my mouth…......... read first

I then ask again…what is the point of this thread then? Go giggle with your friends and don't tell the world about your grumpy grumps about some anonymous guy that we don't care about. (Let alone, anyone here that actually cares about what you happen to think about the guy as well).

why not tell the world?

…..lol grumpy grumps? i see you went back to kindergarten like i asked.

You also told me to kill myself. If that isn't the most overused trolled person response…

PS: I still think you trying remarkably hard to mask your insecurity but it's starting to really become apparent (if it weren't apparent already). You really need to find a better way in dealing with this.

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may I suggest ritualistic seppuku?

so when did i ever TELL you to kill yourself? I simply made a suggestion.

and "trolled person response" ? no im simply telling you you lack reading comprehension skills. ignoring the OP for a second you have so far done nothing but try to make a shitty interpretation of what I've been doing. have you ever considered for the fun of it to be the reason? no you are too busy trying to overexert YOURSELF onto other people. is that what this is? dont get me wrong If i offended you because your butt is still hurt from some previous troll then I'm sorry, but dont bother trying to spoil the fun of others. maybe you need to learn to laugh at yourself. and it will be all better. but here is some water and a band-aid for the hurt :')

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@Jawad5:

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[valiantt]

@Optard:

and at what point did i say ive been trolled? before you put words into my mouth…......... read first

This entire thread is a testament to it.

…..lol grumpy grumps? i see you went back to kindergarten like i asked.

so you resorted to picking apart my diction due to lacking anything else substantial?

so when did i ever TELL you to kill yourself? I simply made a suggestion.

making a suggestion IS a form of "telling" but surely you "knew" that.

and "trolled person response" ? no im simply telling you you lack reading comprehension skills. ignoring the OP for a second you have so far done nothing but try to make a shitty interpretation of what I've been doing. have you ever considered for the fun of it to be the reason? no you are too busy trying to overexert YOURSELF onto other people. is that what this is? dont get me wrong If i offended you because your butt is still hurt from some previous troll then I'm sorry, but dont bother trying to spoil the fun of others. maybe you need to learn to laugh at yourself. and it will be all better. but here is some water and a band-aid for the hurt :')

But…didn't you start this thread? Isn't that the entire purpose of it? I'm so utterly confused. It's like you're doing some interpretive chicken dance or something.

[Optard]

@valiantt:

This entire thread is a testament to it.

it's a testament to FUNNY STORIES involving trolls and dealing with them. just because you think the post is something doesnt mean it is.

so you resorted to picking apart my diction due to lacking anything else substantial?

know how you can tell you are trying too hard? you keep changing what I say, or quickly (mis)interpreting it to whatever you please. i simply called attention to it, i have o intention of picking appart your diction

But…didn't you start this thread? Isn't that the entire purpose of it? I'm so utterly confused. It's like you're doing some interpretive chicken dance or something.

Hello pot, my name is kettle. that statement is what is known as irony, Im demonstrating what you seem to love doing. get it? probably dont. regardless ive told you a million times what this thread was made for. guess you do lack reading comprehension skills/

[Mickamott]

@valiantt:

But…didn't you start this thread? Isn't that the entire purpose of it? I'm so utterly confused. It's like you're doing some interpretive chicken dance or something.

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[valiantt]

You call THAT a chicken dance?

THIS is a chicken dance!

[Robby]

Congrats Optard, you've trolled yourself.