Naruto and Bleach IV- Sexy time

Ace of Spades

"Slumber is like the moon. Close and far at the same time…."
Tite Kubo

Ahahahaha.

And so the numerous bleachtards cream themselves at the brilliance of Kubo. The dept and the philosophical greatness of Kubo sensei being second to none. Truly Kubo is the best mangaka of all time, and bleach is the greatest masterpiece of a series to ever grace our existence. :getlost:

Quick someone explain this to us plebians who do not understand his greatness, cause we do not have a IQ of 180. But it sounds cool, so its gotta be deep man.

glass

@Ace:

And so the numerous bleachtards cream themselves at the brilliance of Kubo. The dept and the philosophical greatness of Kubo sensei being second to none. Truly Kubo is the best mangaka of all time, and bleach is the greatest masterpiece of a series to ever grace our existence. :getlost:

Quick someone explain this to us plebians who do not understand his greatness, cause we do not have a IQ of 180. But it sounds cool, so its gotta be deep man.

Translation:

"Working is so hard and I'm tired, so I'm just gonna half-ass another chapter and catch some mad Zs."

Here you go.Can't you see how deep it is?

Rogues' Gallery

@Piitan:

Maybe Bambi and the other ones will fuse into a Mega-Quincy-Zord.

Fusion Power!

Mickamott

@MetaMario:

Er the thread or Bleach itself?

Bleach itself, this thread is hilarious.

@No:

SO HOW ABOUT THE FULLBRINGERS HUH ?!!

I've given up trying to justify the logic of Bleach to myself. Nothing in Bleach makes sense anymore, so many plotholes…

Nobodyman

"Of the five of us, why was I beaten first?"

Because you're a girl, Bambi.

And I am way too tired and sleep-deprived to even try to make sense of anything that happened with Komamura this chapter.

Condoriano

I don't get Bleach, we seem to get a lot of boring side-stories. What's worse is that most of the stuff doesn't seem to matter in the end. Kind of feels like filler, only then in a manga. Canon-Filler.

Really bad filler actually.

Gliblord

None of that philosophical turmoil ("I told Tousen not to wreak vengeance, so why have I slid into a beast of rage!?") has any impact because it didn't have any build up going into the fight. You can't just frontload all that shit.

No Maam

@Gliblord:

None of that philosophical turmoil ("I told Tousen not to wreak vengeance, so why have I slid into a beast of rage!?") has any impact because it didn't have any build up going into the fight. You can't just frontload all that shit.

What you suggest recquires actual effort and planning.

And we all know Noriaki-kun is too busy buying sunglasses and giraffe statues for that sorta thing.

RobZilla

@Nobodyman:

"Of the five of us, why was I beaten first?"

Because you're a girl, Bambi.

And I am way too tired and sleep-deprived to even try to make sense of anything that happened with Komamura this chapter.

He transformed into a fox…wolf...thing. Cause there actually was a time limit on his super ability that made him immortal but he decided to not use it on anyone that actually mattered.

...Yeah I dunno either.

Loving the avatar transition from 7 to The War Doctor btw.

C_uggs

I stopped reading Naruto and Bleach over 5 months. But my friend convinced me to re-read bleach. So far so good, I kind of can go over mistakes (like changing the name of Ichigo's sword, which was once zangetsu, and then reveal the real name being zangetsu).

I know Kubo, it´s so bad it´s good.

But Naruto … I completely lost my taste for the plot, I can´t read it anymore. I thought it would be something quick, something to pack the whole mess with zombies and revelation of Madara being the final boss. But even so, Kishimoto don´t stop. What more does he want ?

I stoped when Neiji was killed, did I missed something good/important ?

Nobodyman

@captain:

I stoped when Neiji was killed, did I missed something good/important ?

Let's see, endlessly protracted fight with Tobi and the Juubi, supporting cast doing nothing, and Tobi's inevitable defeat by Talk no Jutsu.

So, nope.

C_uggs

So it looks like Bleach is in front…. Not worrying about the plot facilitates the flow of a manga ?

Raistlin

@G.A.G:

I hope Kubo doesn't publish a book with all the poems and philosophical sentences he put in Bleach…

he's gone one better. He puts it on bits of furniture in his apartment, because Kubosmiley

Monkey D. Destiny

http://heymanga.com/95/

Naruto fans, we know it’s coming, but our hearts skip a beat every time we hear the series of epic proportions is near it’s end. On the latest episode of Japanese television show Sakiyomi Jan BANG, viewers were met with a message from the creator of the series, Masashi Kishimoto, who wrote Naruto’s story is at the final phase. Specifically he said:
“The battle of Naruto and his comrades is in it’s final phase, in the truest sense of the term. About the Ten Tails, about Madara, and then, about Sasuke…I will continue to raise the tension without restraint, in every way I can! Please follow this story of a boy named Naruto a little while longer, I will greatly appreciate it.
How long will this final phase last? We aren’t sure, but it definitely makes us nervous.
The last time we heard from Kishimoto-sensei about the status of the manga was back in July 2012 in which he mentioned Tobi’s true identity was going to be revealed. Literally a month or two after the interview, it was confirmed through Naruto manga chapter 599 that the man behind the mask was Obito Uchiha.
In the same month Kishimoto-sensei had also mentioned the series will run longer than expected, with the climax coming soon. Now approaching December 2013, that climax has been reached and with the release of the seventhNaruto movie in 2014, two years after the release of the sixth (Road to Ninja), it looks like the finish is just up ahead.Naruto’s ending is set in Kishimoto-sensei’s mind, we are just racing headlong to that point.
HeyManga.com will definitely keep you updated on the status of the manga that has entertained us for so many fantastic years!

Naruto manga on it's last stages now.
I hope it ends before summer starts next year.

No Maam

@Raistlin:

he's gone one better. He puts it on bits of furniture in his apartment, because Kubosmiley

Oh my fucking god.

Is this true ? Cause that's so Kubo. Also proof that the man is in fact every bit as pretentious, self centered and self deluded as we all joked.

Raistlin

@No:

Oh my fucking god.

Is this true ? Cause that's so Kubo. Also proof that the man is in fact every bit as pretentious, self centered and self deluded as we all joked.

It is. It was posted on one of his fan's blogs. The one who loves to send him chocolates and stuff. I'd link it but you'd be exposed to some of the most high-falutin' defenders of Kubo Tite anywhere. These people write PhD level entries on what makes Tite Kubo such an artistic, sublime soul etc…

oh what the hell

http://bleachness.livejournal.com/460435.html http://twitpic.com/19xf30

Ordinary

Say what you will about his characters, Kubo makes his own straight-out-of-a-manga personality shown very clearly.
So Oda's a workaholic, Togashi's a slacker, but Kubo's a pretentious, pseudo-artsy, pseudo-poetic, arrogant little troll.
His furniture is too funny for words.
Hey, how about a One Piece table? It'll say on the table legs, "The dreams of men never die!" or some other actually epic quote.

Glowstuff

http://en.akinator.com/

So I was playing this game to try and get the genie to say Togashi, and the question, "Is your character a gentleman?" came up, and I responded no, then this guy came up.

zxcv11791

@Raistlin:

It is. It was posted on one of his fan's blogs. The one who loves to send him chocolates and stuff. I'd link it but you'd be exposed to some of the most high-falutin' defenders of Kubo Tite anywhere. These people write PhD level entries on what makes Tite Kubo such an artistic, sublime soul etc…

oh what the hell

http://bleachness.livejournal.com/460435.html http://twitpic.com/19xf30

Jesus…a table filled with quotes you made yourself. Just one quote would have been Douchy enough but jeez

Luxor

Lolol that table is hilarious!

Femme

@Raistlin:

It is. It was posted on one of his fan's blogs. The one who loves to send him chocolates and stuff. I'd link it but you'd be exposed to some of the most high-falutin' defenders of Kubo Tite anywhere. These people write PhD level entries on what makes Tite Kubo such an artistic, sublime soul etc…

oh what the hell

http://bleachness.livejournal.com/460435.html http://twitpic.com/19xf30

:S

We don't hate on Kubo just for the sake of hating Kubo, the guy is a genuine moron.
How does one be arrogant over authoring Bleach?

If Oda did something like this and then tweeted pics to his fans, I would consider dropping OP.

TheCrystalShip

@Femme:

If Oda did something like this and then tweeted pics to his fans, I would consider dropping OP.

I don't know, I think it would be pretty cool if he had an old wooden table that looked like it belonged on a pirate ship or in the Jaya bar, with quotes from One Piece carved into it.

Purple Hermit

@TheCrystalShip:

I don't know, I think it would be pretty cool if he had an old wooden table that looked like it belonged on a pirate ship or in the Jaya bar, with quotes from One Piece carved into it.

Conversely, this table leg represents everything that is drawn in Bleach as well as the depth of the plot and character development.

Absolutely nothing. so deep

TheCrystalShip

@Purple:

Conversely, this table leg represents everything that is drawn in Bleach as well as the depth of the plot and character development.

Absolutely nothing. so deep

Yeah, it really does say something when the table legs are made of glass and the table itself, along with the entire room, is completely 100% devoid of soul or substance.

No Maam

@Femme:

:S

We don't hate on Kubo just for the sake of hating Kubo, the guy is a genuine moron.
How does one be arrogant over authoring Bleach?

If Oda did something like this and then tweeted pics to his fans, I would consider dropping OP.

I'd argue he at least writes and draws really well so what he does with his furniture is his business….but Kubo is another story entirely.

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@Glowstuff:

http://en.akinator.com/

So I was playing this game to try and get the genie to say Togashi, and the question, "Is your character a gentleman?" came up, and I responded no, then this guy came up.

http://i44.tinypic.com/5drqqb.jpg

It thought of Oda a long-ass time before I finally got it to say Kubo.

Also Kubo was apparently "played" 1233 times before.

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I just can't wait for Daz to hear about this, tbh.

Hisoga

isn't that Kubo's table things was an old news.. it was shown 2-3 years ago if not more in the very first season of JumpBang. they did an interview with Kubo in his house. and this was already been discussed in the old thread.:wassat:
so, because of that, i didn't think that Kubo twiting that table pictures just to show off. people already seen that before on the television.

TheCrystalShip

@No:

It thought of Oda a long-ass time before I finally got it to say Kubo.

Also Kubo was apparently "played" 1233 times before.

It got Kubo on its second try. But I tried to get Togashi and it kept giving me Kishi, Oda, Mashima, Toriyama, some guy from Gainax…

The second time I played Brandon Teena, it got him on its second try. Before that, it kept giving me other young white guys who were killed in hate crimes, didn't know there were so many on file...

Ace of Spades

That table thing is certainly news to me . Only Kubo can out Kubo himself.

Enzeru

@Monkey:

http://heymanga.com/95/

Naruto manga on it's last stages now.
I hope it ends before summer starts next year.

"…continue to raise the tension"
lol Kishi, what tension?

ponx

If Oda had a table like that, it'll probably be filled with meaningful, life-changing questions about reality like "Do mermaids poop?"

Hnikarr

@Enzeru:

"…continue to raise the tension"
lol Kishi, what tension?

He was probably talking about his home electrical system.

EnzeruIsAScammer

Careful, this Enzeru fucking asshole is a scammer

No Maam

@EnzeruIsAScammer:

Careful, this Enzeru fucking asshole is a scammer

Not sure if trolling, or if this is some kinda meta joke I'm not getting. :wassat:

Devil G.

@Monkey:

http://heymanga.com/95/

Naruto manga on it's last stages now.
I hope it ends before summer starts next year.

Epic proportions lol.

@EnzeruIsAScammer:

Careful, this Enzeru fucking asshole is a scammer

And creating an account just to say this will make me believe you.

Jabra

@Raistlin:

he's gone one better. He puts it on bits of furniture in his apartment, because Kubosmiley

Totally don't know how to respond to this. His stupid one-liner in the color spread was hilarious, but this? It's just too terrible to be true.

Maybe it was a present from one of his fans?

MetaMario

@Monkey:

http://heymanga.com/95/

Naruto manga on it's last stages now.
I hope it ends before summer starts next year.

Me too…..I'm personally going to guess spring of next year.

@EnzeruIsAScammer:

Careful, this Enzeru fucking asshole is a scammer

Aw you have a fan, Enzeru.

King Cannon

@Jabra:

Totally don't know how to respond to this. His stupid one-liner in the color spread was hilarious, but this? It's just too terrible to be true.

Maybe it was a present from one of his fans?

Yup. He is his own biggest fan.

Aaronrules380

Yeah, I've been saying for years that Kubo legitimately believes he is putting out amazing work. I mean look at him. He even LOOKS like a smug asshole

Cyan D. Funk

I think Zephos pointed out that the pictures we have of mangaka tell us a lot about them and their series

Mashima is a douche, Toriyama is a confused dad, Kubo is a hipster, etc.

Enzeru

@EnzeruIsAScammer:

Careful, this Enzeru fucking asshole is a scammer

Gotcha, man. I'll let people know immediately.

No Maam

@Enzeru:

Gotcha, man. I'll let people know immediately.

I already had the posters made

Enzeru

@No:

I already had the posters made

You're as reliable as ever.

No Maam

@Enzeru:

You're as reliable as ever.

I also booked an angry mob to chase you out of town for four, if it's convenient.

Also, there will be a rotten vegetables sale half an hour before.

Enzeru

@No:

I also booked an angry mob to chase you out of town for four, if it's convenient.

Also, there will be a rotten vegetables sale half an hour before.

Make that half past four and we're good to go. There's another mob that requires my presence.

Shadowgreed

Apparently I am the only one in this thread who only look at the drawings without waisting my time reading whatever crap Kubo wrote on those chapters.

I'm such loner

G.A.G

@Raistlin:

he's gone one better. He puts it on bits of furniture in his apartment, because Kubosmiley

Now we just need a picture of his big-ass glass statue with a halo over his head, a book (Bleach) on his hand and an empty space where his heart would be.

Ordinary

@King:

Yup. He is his own biggest fan.

Well, to an extent that's not wrong, you have to like what you do with your time and life. It's just that Kubo likes his work TOO much.

TheCrystalShip

@G.A.G:

Now we just need a picture of his big-ass glass statue with a halo over his head, a book (Bleach) on his hand and an empty space where his heart would be.

We need to have some kind of comic strip where Oda uses Scalpel on Kubo.

It's even better because Law's apparently the Bleachiest character.

Smiley

Hey look Sasuke is usefull for something.

AlucarDraculA

@TheCrystalShip:

We need to have some kind of comic strip where Oda uses Scalpel on Kubo.

It's even better because Law's apparently the Bleachiest character.

I dunno I think at times Zoro acts like he's in Bleach during some fights.

The most offending time being the Monet Fight.