lol exactly… let them come to you. I think we just both have bad luck with women, let me pour you a drink. pours Jack a shot of wiskey
Stupidest Moments In Your Life~!
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Thank you snow_yeti for the awesome av/sig <3
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lol exactly… let them come to you. I think we just both have bad luck with women, let me pour you a drink. pours Jack a shot of wiskey
Thanks a bunch man =) takes a sip That's how I dealt with the situation too btw.. when she left I was like "ah crap now I'm gonna be depressed for days.." so I went to sleep (got a little interruption when "other girl" came to show me the dress she just made or something) and when I woke up I felt all good and pumped up again, so I called a friend to tell the story and get it off my chest. Then another friend called me to go out and I got royally drunk and aaaaaaaaaaall was better again =) haha
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Alot! but the most recent thing was Trying to use pennies in a vendine Machine ><''
I May Be A One Piece Fan But I Also Love Full Metal Alchemist!XD
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I apologize in advance for using this thread as my personal diary, but just in case anyone finds the daily trivialities of my life mildly amusing, here is a continuation:
So yeah, don't really care about the girl anymore. Not that I don't want her anymore, I just don't care if it happens or not.. Ofcourse, now that she has felt my change of attitude, she's totally fishing for my attention. Today was pretty amusing. We went to the supermarket together. (actually she accompanied me even though she didn't need anything) It must have been quite a pretty picture. Her: all dressed up, smelling nice, prancing around all lady-like, pretty hyper and merrily chatting away about this and that. Me: hang-over face, little eyes, raw hang-over voice, still heavily reeking of sigarettes and beer, walking around with my most emotionless and apathic expression. I actually saw some people stare at us in utter disbelief. They were probably thinking "what the hell is that hot girl doing with that bum?.. and he doesn't even seem to care!"
Lol that was funny..
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@jackvance:
I apologize in advance for using this thread as my personal diary, but just in case anyone finds the daily trivialities of my life mildly amusing, here is a continuation:
So yeah, don't really care about the girl anymore. Not that I don't want her anymore, I just don't care if it happens or not.. Ofcourse, now that she has felt my change of attitude, she's totally fishing for my attention. Today was pretty amusing. We went to the supermarket together. (actually she accompanied me even though she didn't need anything) It must have been quite a pretty picture. Her: all dressed up, smelling nice, prancing around all lady-like, pretty hyper and merrily chatting away about this and that. Me: hang-over face, little eyes, raw hang-over voice, still heavily reeking of sigarettes and beer, walking around with my most emotionless and apathic expression. I actually saw some people stare at us in utter disbelief. They were probably thinking "what the hell is that hot girl doing with that bum?.. and he doesn't even seem to care!"
Lol that was funny..
Before the healing can begin I must comment on Zolo's Girl 45 pennies, I don't know why that wouldn't work.
Well all I gotta say is GO FOR IT! thumbs up
A woman that works that hard to impress a guy must be rewarded some how. Cuz it makes them feel special.You can always ask her to watch a movie at your place. I mean I think that would just make her day, unless you fall asleep. And if things don't work out then I'll be sitting on the side with a bottle of Jack.
Thank you snow_yeti for the awesome av/sig <3
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hmm I would have to say my stupidest moments are numerous. But the one that stands out is when I just learned how to drive and this is the story. Commence wavey flashback thingamajig!
I had just learned how to drive, just recieved my learner's permit and my mom decided to let me drive. So I am driving down the road, listening to music and not thinking about much. Actually kinda spacing out. Lalalala type thing. Then suddenly I start panicking and frantically I begin to look around the car (still driving mind you.), this of course causes my mom to look at me weirdly.
"What are you doing?" she inquires of me. To which I reply (henceforth why this will always be the stupidest moment of my life) "I CAN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!" She just points to the ignition and laughs at me.so hahahaha…I am stupid.
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Well all I gotta say is GO FOR IT! thumbs up
A woman that works that hard to impress a guy must be rewarded some how. Cuz it makes them feel special.You can always ask her to watch a movie at your place. I mean I think that would just make her day, unless you fall asleep.
Ah the sleep thing.. man I'm really sharing too much personal info here lol. Funny that when I tried to kiss her I was also dead tired and phasing out.. she even made a comment about that.. hm maybe that's part of the problem. I actually have a much better track record when I'm fully conscious lol. Anyway, the thing is.. I'm just sick of it and really.. don't care all that much anymore. If I'd see her with another guy that would piss me off (or in other words, I'd just hardball ignore her if that happens).. but whether I see her every day or not at all for a week, whatever.. But she's given me total mixed signals (ie body saying yes, mouth saying no), and it's quite plausible that she might cave in if I'm persistent, but again, dun feel like it at all. I mean today it felt like she was trying some "couple stuff" on me the way she was making me smell candles to decide which one to buy when I just wanted any candle.. sure this one would be a keeper, but I just don't chase after women. That's.. not how I am. And I'm suddenly a bit awkward about sharing all this stuff so this'll probably be the last thing I say about it, and I'll just let people share their stupid moments without my interruptions =)
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Well I try to keep positive. Even if its a stupid moment. You just gotta laugh. I havn't had any stupid moments that I can think of at the moment. Maybe this needs a thread… like the personal moments in your life thread or something.
Its good that you don't go after women. But your right being too personal can really never be good. Ah well since we seem to have troubles with women you can IM me any story.
"What are you doing?" she inquires of me. To which I reply (henceforth why this will always be the stupidest moment of my life) "I CAN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!" She just points to the ignition and laughs at me.
XD Oh god I can be air headed like that sometimes. Infact my whole family is like that… like one time my sister walked right into a door at the mall, and I walked right into a light post.
Thank you snow_yeti for the awesome av/sig <3
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OMG, I was the biggest idiot when I was younger!
When I was very young (sometime before I was 5) my mom took me to this unveiling of some new fighter-jet by the government (I don't remember this very well). Anyway, after all these people talked on and on about the thing, they finally unveil it. I, being the god of morons, blurt out "Look mommy! It's the Batmobile!"
Needless to say, my mom was pretty embarrased.
When I was a baby, I ate catfood. When I was 4, I tried to jump off a table and fly (because I had just seen Peter Pan for the first time). When I was 9, I accidentally ate a dime (don't ask).
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Well I try to keep positive. Even if its a stupid moment. You just gotta laugh. I havn't had any stupid moments that I can think of at the moment. Maybe this needs a thread… like the personal moments in your life thread or something.
Its good that you don't go after women. But your right being too personal can really never be good. Ah well since we seem to have troubles with women you can IM me any story.
I've been too busy to be bummed out actually. The past two weeks have been like a roller coaster. Crazy and super fun. The thing with the girl was like "one thing" that happened. I actually wrote up a whole post about some of the funnier moments but I'm kinda hesitating about posting it because it might make me look really bad. (I'm in a bit of a shock about how arrogant I have been) Maybe I'll IM it to you silpheed so you can have a look first and see if it's appropriate or something.. or maybe I'll just delete the whole thing, dunno..
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Oh, I just remembered one! Not only was this stupid, but it was also very weird. I still don't know how to explain it.
A few years ago, I went to the doctor for a shot. Well, for some reason my body didn't react very well to the shot. Somehow, I got drunk. Yes, I got drunk after getting a shot. I stumbled out of the room, apologized to everyone/thing I bumped into (a woman, a wall, a tree), had my mom pick up some McNuggets from McDonalds, threw it all away immediately, went home, stuffed my mouth with Fish-Crackers, and (with my mouth still full of crackers) told my mom "These are really addictive" about a million times in a row. Then I fell asleep & snored (which I've never done before and haven't done since). My Mom said my snores sounded like a slowly dying cow. -
laughs That has to be the best thing I have heard all day.
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XD Oh god I can be air headed like that sometimes. Infact my whole family is like that… like one time my sister walked right into a door at the mall, and I walked right into a light post.
lol the other day I was eating ice cream, and got the metal spoon stuck to my tongue, pulled the spoon off along with some of my tongue.
IT HURT!
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OMG, I was the biggest idiot when I was younger!
When I was very young (sometime before I was 5) my mom took me to this unveiling of some new fighter-jet by the government (I don't remember this very well). Anyway, after all these people talked on and on about the thing, they finally unveil it. I, being the god of morons, blurt out "Look mommy! It's the Batmobile!"
You know, that's pretty much accurate. The government spends $800 framillion because they want cooler toys than the weapons geeks saw in their comics as kids.
Expect the new Pluton class warship to be unveiled in 2012.
I tried to remove the standoffs from my favourite mainboard. With a pair of scissors. You know, cutting two little tiny traces will kill the whole board?
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I fell in Hendra Lake yesterday…
I put my foot straight through a clearing and nearly went completely under. I just managed to grab the gate and haul myself back up. But there was a rusted pike in there and it went through my leg.
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Ouch! Go get a tetanus shot! You don't want to get lockjaw! That must have hurt.
Stupid…somewhat embarassing moment: This happened when I had first started going out with my boyfried. We were in a nice little makeout session and I fell asleep. This not only happened that one time, but other times! It really irritates my beau to no end. Heh oops.
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Ok had a birthday party from a friend on thursday. Pretty fun evening. But I was the only one who hadn't bought him a birthday present.. forgot (and I'm always dead broke too). So I told I'd give him two phone numbers - he's too shy to call these girls anyway, so I was kinda teasing him for the most part. But he didn't really take em. So after some snacks & drinks at his place and a party, we were walking the streets looking for a place where we could eat (5 of us guys were left), it was 4 am or something, and P, one of the guys, tried to ask a girl on the street to give R (birthday boy) three kisses, but the girl ignored him.
So then I was like "ok R, as my present I'm gonna get you a whole lot of kisses from girls ok?" and he was really enthousiastic about it. (yeah I'm not lacking confidence in my persuasive abilities atm) Ok. So the first two pairs of girls I asked were all friendly and gave him 3 kisses right away. Simply like (friendly smile) "hi ladies can you stop please? I just need a few seconds of your time. This is my friend R and it's his birthday today and it'd make him really happy if you would give him 3 kisses."
Ok so np. Then P says to me "jack that girl over there". So a girl is walking there alone. Closed body language, probably a bit scared. Ok, so in my most friendly and soothing voice/face I approach her. She was kinda awkward, but I talked in a fatherly way to calm her down some. But then all of my friends join us and suddenly she was completely surrounded by 5 guys. It was really starting to look like a gangbang and I saw she was on the verge of freaking out, so I keep talking to her calming her down, saying everything was alright. (and it also wasn't helping that birthday boy was going "give me a kiss! I'm hot!" like a total fucktard) Then she says to me ".. so if I give him 3 kisses.. can I go then..?"
This sounded so pleading that for a second I got this urge to go all out pimp on her lol.. but she looked genuinly intimidated so I was like "yeah that's all" so she gave him 3 kisses and I showed her on her way "Thanks a lot, you did great.. sorry to have bothered you and have a nice evening" something like that.
And the most interesting part. P spots these two really hot girls walking in the direction we are going, so we both approach them. They are total bitches like "no leave me alone".. ok this calls for the arrogance approach. So I just walk with the brunette and I start jokingly ragging on her. Like:
me: "so what do you do?"
her: "I'm a beauty specialist"
me: "and where are you going?"
her: "home"
me: "cool I'll come along"
her: (bitchy) ".. are you guys university students or something?"
me: "yeah.. you look down on university students?"
her: "..no.. it's kinda above me I guess"
me: "then you have to look up not down"
Ok so she starts getting a smile on her face.. so I keep kinda ragging on her some more until I'm sufficiently sure I've gotten rid of her bitch shield.. then I ask her again to kiss my friend for his birthday. So finally she stops and caves in. Seeing this, the blonde stops too.. P was still trying in vain to get any sort of reaction from her.. but now the brunette says "come on give the guy three kisses too." Mission accomplished =)Ok so I walk with the brunette some more, and continu to joke around with her. She's having a big smile on her face by now. Then she says to me
her: "but I did what you wanted.. why are you still making fun of me?"
Haha..
me: "Don't kid around with me.. I can see you the big smile on your face. Haaaa.. you're having fun! Admit it! ha!"
So she just kinda keeps smiling big. Time to lay it on thick.. super arrogance mode.. so I walk real close up to her, and with big eyes I say:
"I bet that this is even the HIGHLIGHT of the whole evening for you!"
I think she wanted to say something witty back but she couldn't wipe the big grin off of her face lol. Man that was classic seeing how bitchy she started out :laugh:But then things kinda went wrong. Birthday boy R - according to the others it was cuz he was really drunk, but I personally think all the female attention had gone to his head (he normally doesn't act like this when drunk) - went on to chat with the girls. But for some reason he became really pissed off with them.. so suddenly I see the brunette with a real serious and annoyed look on her face. Oh shit. So P drags R away while I try to apologize to the girls, but they were really seething with frustration at that time.. and then R screams out "you fucking bitches!!!". Ugh..
Well I don't really care much (except for maybe that he totally ruined my chances to get the brunette's digits lol) but I kinda felt bad for the girls since they had actually been genuinly nice, giving him his birthday kisses and all. But the others were all really pissed off with R. And when he finally calmed down he was totally embarassed too.
Not sure what to think of this. Maybe it was my mistake to drag him into this.. but yeah he really needs to learn how to behave. I was just trying to have some fun, and have him have some fun too on his birthday. After we finally got something to eat, the others went home.. but like I said I'm just too indifferent to get mad at people and well, me and R went on to another party for another two hours or something.
Oh yeah.. maybe I should have seen this coming. Because when we were still at R's place, this guy was there too with his girlfriend. She was kinda stuck up because she's a lawyer, so I was jesting with her too then, and she got in a real playful mood and did some teasing back but then R got really mad at her over something innocent that she said.. luckily here everyone interfered right away so it didn't get out of hand. And the girl had been genuinly nice to him.. she even had danced salsa with birthday boy R just before. (was funny.. R was staring down at his feet all the time during the dance, which ended promptly when I said "hey R, you don't have to keep staring at her boobs all the time" lol…)
But yeah.. quite a stupid end to an overall fun evening. Some people...
And sorry for the long post, felt like giving a 'slice of life' again hehe.. and it was actually pretty educational for me that you really have to watch out for some people who just kinda lack self control and tact and all that.. gotta calculate that in in the future.
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Here's a stupid one.
When I was younger, I was at this school who did a lot of school projects. They were doing this video for kids on what you should do during various dangerious situations (people getting hurt, strangers offering you candy, etc). Anyway, I was in this bit about what you should do if someone falls off a great distance and breakes their arm (I don't remember if the break your arm thing was actually a part of the bit, but the falling from a great distance was). So in this bit, I'm 1 ft off the ground, then I jump off, and they start recording it with plans of editing out the jump so that it just looked like I fell. So my back lands on the ground, I do this fake yell of pain, everyone runs towards me like it says so in the script, so far everything's go according to plan. But I say "Cut!" and the teacher (behind the camera) says "Cut? Why?" to which I replied "My pants kinda came off,"
Everyone laughed & I didn't know why.
The back side of my pants fell down a few inches, so a little peak of my underwear would be visible if I had turned over. We did a second take, and the same thing happenend, but I decided that it would happen no matter how many takes we did, so I did the scene with my pants kinda off.
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I once did something really stupid once that I've only just manged to sum up enough bravery to tell you all…...
I was in an elevator and I pressed up when I wanted to go down
D'oh!
I'm so ashamed.
And once my mum took a sip of gravy thinking it was coffee........D'oh!
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I still can't believe I did this. When the City of villians preorder came out 2 months ago, the EB Games online advertising said you get a free poster, bonus disk and Spider Villian helmet. I was soo excited to preorder and get my free helmet and show it off. Well I finally got it in the mail and I didn't see my free helmet and I thought they either forgot it in my order or maybe you have to go in to EB with your receipt to pick it up. So that's exactly what I did…lol...I went in EB asking the manager where my free helmet was and he was confused. He took my phone number down and he said he'd call me if any helmets came in. The next day I went back to the EB website and in bold writing, it said "Free in-game helmet" OMG, I felt like such a retard. the EB employees were probably all laughing at me when I left the store. But I guess I'm not the only one that thought they were getting a free helmet so they had to clarify it on the website. Now my friends joke around with me telling me that they are going to buy my a real helmet
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A really stupid thing i saw was, when me and my friends were playing basketball, one of my friends was running to the basket at a high velocity and one of my other friends went " wouldn't it be funny if i stuck my leg out and tripped him?" so he did and the guy driving to the basket broke his arm..LOL
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Oh my god, that's horrible and completely sadistic. Is the guy okay? How's his arm doing?
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I was in a fight and left the guy on the floor. I turned around.
Nuff said.
Sig made by AngelzRfalling.
Gary "Iceman" Martin. RIP.
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oo anime master, did he sucker punch you?
captainawb1 : his arms healed now, but it took quite a long time, stupid way to break a arm eh?
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Oh I gotta mention this one, cuz I still cringe when I think about it.
So ok, the new kicker season (table football - I play competition in it) started and a new player had shown up to join our team. While we were playing a match with 4 people, he was on the opposing team.. and damn, his face looked really familiar to me but I couldn't quite place it. So after a while of thinking my curiosity got the better of me and I asked him.
me: "You look really familiar, don't I know you from somewhere?"
him: (dry) "yeah.. we played in the same team for a whole year.. two years ago"My memory.. damn that was embarassing. Thank god he forgave me for that and we're totally cool now. (cuz I had something similar but even more embarassing happen with a girl once and she hasn't spoken to me since) I think it's because he was a rather shy and silent person in a team of a bunch of rather outspoken macho guys.. dunno..
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Well now, you have no choice but to tell us what happenend. :happy: Now tell us what happened with that girl.
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@Anime:
I was in a fight and left the guy on the floor. I turned around.
Nuff said.So he squeezed your ass? =)
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Okay, here's one I just remembered.
I was on the interent, and I get an e-mail from my grandfather. My open my mailbox & I see that the e-mail is titled "Second left to live" I believed that this meant that he had only a few seconds left to live. I believed that he was going to die.
I panicked.
I ran around the house looking for my mom, screaming "GRANDPA'S DEAD!" out loud. She was gone, so she didn't hear me (thank god). After I get tired I go back to my computer, open the e-mail, and it turns out that it's just a joke about some guy who had only a few seconds left to live.
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One time, I crashed my bike into a parked car and sprained my ankle.
This other time, I was listening to some rap in my mom's car. There was a siren in one of the songs; it freaked my mom out, and she actually pulled over!
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i like jack's stories well this one happened to me a few weeks ago i was changing my gym clothes in the locker room ( this was after we were done playing ULTIMATE FRISBEE DON) and i share my locker with my friend well he shares it with me cause i lost my paper and i was scared to ask for another cause its some big hairy scary guy and anyway a envelope falls out of the locker my friend jesse picks it up and says," hey walter this is for you." am like ," oh yeah? well open it bitchhh" and he tore it open and started laughin all hard and am like whats so damn funny and i look at the paper that was inside and i was like wtf!? and i started laughin and my other friends saw too it was a ransom note someone stole my garden gnome and has pictures of it blind folded in a freezer and carpet and i read what it said something like put ten dollars in the envelop leave it on top of the lockers you have until monday to do this or the "gnome gets it", am thinking "whos the sick freak who would do this ! ?" and i was talking to my friend javier and everyone of my other friends and am liek lets do a fund raiser blah blah and there like yeah! lets do it. Later in the day i got leaked info about who might be the perp and so i gather my friends to interrogate him(i slaped him around while my friend was holding him and i threated that i would drop his glasses down like some deep part of the school) and we found out who it was …..it was Javier! javier told me everything and gave me more pics of larry(gnomes name) he was in a dryer blind folded and on a stool and like the next week he brings larry to school and everyone finds out and blah blah but what made me feel stupid was that..EVERYONE WAS IN ON IT! everyone knew and i felt dumb asking them saying lets have a fund raiser they were probably crackin up inside (javier later told me that larry was scared and confused becuase the whole time he was blind folded and now he doesnt know whats going on he doenst know if theres a god anymore javier told me) i saw all these things and people were giving me sick hints like "was he in a dryer too" damn am an idiot -_- hehe oops sry its soo long!
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Someone mentioned calling their friend "mum," well I actually did that to a teacher once. In front of other students.
I couldn't help it. She was nagging me about my work, and of course my sub-consciousness associated that with my mum.
I've seen and done a lot of stupid things, but for some reason I can't think of them.
EDIT: Oh wait! Just thought of my all-time cringe-worthy moment. I went on a trip to Japan when I was 16. Two weeks before I left, I got a letter from the girl I was going to stay with. I thought of writing back to her, but because I was lazy, I didn't do it. I felt really bad about it too. I took the letter with me to Japan. When I met the girl she asked me if I got the letter. I put on a confused face and said "no," and she seemed really disappointed. Later that evening, she was in my room and we were looking at some of the manga I bought while I was in other cities. And then the letter fell out of the book onto the floor. She was surprised, and my heart stopped. I didn't have time to think, so being the dumbass I was, I put on the clueless act, frowned, picked up the letter and read it. Then I said something along the lines of "Oh maybe my older sister had it and put it in my book before I left." Yeah right. I bet she thinks I'm some kind of weirdo compulsive-liar type (oh wait, I am). We did get along during the stay, though. She introduced me to One Piece too. :D
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I called a teacher mom once, in front of the whole class when it was quiet. I almost gagged, but quickly corrected myself so that she probably didn't even know. The worst part was that it was my least favorite teacher ever, and, well, her look.
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i like jack's stories
Then you should read the ones in "the power of good feelings" thread, you'll love those :). But now, argh, seems like my unhealthy lifestyle is ruining my body. Had to go to the doctor yesterday cuz I was nearly fainting the whole day, something with my hearth - it's perfectly healthy but the super excessive smoking+drinking 2 bottles of cola a day+lack of sleep+lotsa beer/alcohol etc was doing me in. So yeah now I probably gotta lay low for a while, start doing some sports etc..
And lol at your story.. that's why I always either show I don't give a shit or get mad when someone tries to pull a trick on me so now no-one ever does that ^^. But kinda weird how you scared a guy out of believing in god, rofl..
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Once time, my mom was telling me all this stuff to do. Just a lot of stuff, and I was getting kinda tired, my back was starting to hurt, and she acted like it was nothing. I was half-asleep, so I wasn't thinking clearly. After she tells me the 12th thing I had to do, I said "Give me a break, I only have one hand,"
"No, son. You actually have two,"
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this was stupid and embarassing at the same time. I witnessed this, (it didn't happen to me) was about five years ago at a dance thing our school used to organize with the local girls' schools, yes i was at an all boys school for about four years and how I hated every passing second of it, luckily I'm not there anymore and I'm now at a mixed college with girls, they have breasts and everything!!…... anyway back on subject.
It was at this dance thing and this girl I know told me that she had just seen this guy she had gone out with but he had been really out of order with her.
So she walked right up to him and slapped him right accross the cheek, you could hear it go "crack" as it hit. With that the guy turned around to face her and she realised it wasn't the guy she thought it was, it was just a random person who looked like him.
You should of seen how red she turned. I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard, what made it even worse was that the guy started bleeding, she hit him so hard. Ooooo how I laughed. -
hehe thats pretty funny i remeber once in my heath class last year me and my friend dooti( i think thast how u spell it well he was givin this name cause he looked liek our friends dog because of his long curly hair) and we were working on a porject and we woudl always say rascist jokes or gay ones to each other but iek we never menat them really they were things that we used for humor (sry if anyone is offended) and like my dooti said," aw man i have a headache" and this moment made me feel really stupid becuase i was trying to say something else but i smiled at him put myslef in a relaxed position and said " why dont i give you head ?" and dooti was like " what hahahhahahahaha omg hahaha " and i just noticed what i said and we both started cracking up but i felt real stupid for saying this hahaha
and i remember this one happened to my friend idk why but i couldnt stop laughing liek we were leaving out of the autorium it was the begining of the year and thats were we woudl stay for gym and like this really good looking girl was pointing at our direction and my friend was liek what me and he smiled and she smiled and like he was going over to her and she was going over to his direction and like she passes him and she starts laughing and talking with her friend right after that moment i couldnt stop laughing haha
another that happened to my friend is that she was sleepin in class and like she had a dream she was a puppy and she kept barking and barking and like i dont member it all she said she wakes up and everyone is laughing and she noticed that she was barking in her sleep hahah
i remember once supposably am with this one white guy and my frined hooked us up ( he told me he wanst really gay then he tells me he is idk whta to believe) and like we still are (hahahahaa) and one time i was walking with my frineds and they were callin me fag and tellin me that why dont i go do stuff with adrian and am like "look am not gay alrite jeez haha" and then my friend was eating a respado idk how to spell it and i went "pfft am not gay …...but my boyfriend is hahahhahaa" and my friend spit out everything he ate and couldnt stop laughin and hes like " do u know how gay that sounds haha " i flet really stupid sayin that ( i apologize if anyone got offended)
this one happened liek on thrusday i was remembering my frined will and bee were talkin to each other and will didnt wnat to do something i think and wil smiled and said " bee,i have a small shwing" me and phllip(bee) couldnt stop laughing and like when i was remembering this my friend robbie g. got socked in the stomach by his gf ahh idk there always like that and like hes holding his sides goin ahh walter help me it hurts and idk why but i just went " robbie i have a baby shwing " and hes like ........ how does that help mee!! and we both started laughing .
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Here's one from awhile back: One day while at my house I was running down the stairs. ((with socks on)) And, then I saw something running after so I ran. I tumbled down the stairs and landed on the wall face first And, to my suprise it turned out to be my dog…. I still have that bump on my forehead.
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Not much in a writing mood anymore the last few days.. I relapsed with my psychosomatic heart condition from starting to party again too quickly, the second I felt better.. lol…
But yeah, the thing that happened this friday is totally one of the 'stupidest things', so here is the story:
So I went to play the regional kicker (tablefootball) championship on friday. I was late but I managed to hitch a ride there, and they asked me if I had a ride home, and I was like 'yeah sure' since there were gonna be plenty of people I knew. But I forgot to tell all of them I needed a ride home and in the end they all left when I was doing something else.
Crap, but ok, np, I asked a buddy of mine who lived far from my home but who was still there if I could sleep over at his place. No problem. So at 3 we go there. His father is a doctor, they live in a pretty nice, big villa. All the bedrooms were on the second floor (above ground level), so he shows me to a guest room, and I go to sleep.
Or so I tried. My heart thingie kept me awake the whole night. Somewhere after 5 I got kinda bored of lying awake, so I wanted to maybe go drink a glass of water in the kitchen below. So as silently as I can I start descending the stairs.
Halfway down.. suddenly..
beep beep
beeeeeep beeeeeep
me: eh???
Bam.. burglary alarm goes off. This extremely hard, annoying shrieking sound. Apparently they had motion detectors on their stairs. Gah. So I walk back up.
Right in front of me, the father of the household comes out of his room. Butt naked. Yeah.. butt naked. While I turn around to show some decency, he taps off the burglary alarm and quickly runs back into the bedroom.
Now the daughter comes out of her bedroom, the room next to her parents. She sees this "person" standing with his back turned towards her. Aaaaah.. a burglar! As I heard later, she was getting ready to kick me in the back just about then (she does all sorts of martial arts, or atleast self defense courses).. right then my buddy exits his room and is like "Jack....."
him: "Ah.. maybe I should have told you we had motion detectors.. but I didn't know you were gonna go downstairs..."
me: "Eh.. yeah.. I just wanted a glass of water... but, eh.."Now the sister was like "ah.. JACK.. eh, hey!"
me (awkward smile): "yeah.. hey Manja…"
So she goes back to sleep and I go drink a glass of water and smoke a cig in the basement with my friend and then back to sleep.Well, as epilogue, I couldn't sleep anymore, called my parents at around 8 to come pick me up, had a little chat with the mother and father of the household. I was kinda apologetic, but they seemed nothing but amused with what had occurred, lol. So my parents pick me up and I finally get some sleep at home. Slept from 10 til 6 in the afternoon or something.
God that was so stupid of me, rofl...
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Me and a friend was trying to start the lawnmower where you have to pull the cord, but the clip that attached to the spark plug kept coming off. So I offered to hold the metal clip while he starts it. Well the ensuing electrical shock surged up my arm and all the way to the side of my head. Yeow!!!!
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Cripes! Are you okay?
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Yeah, it was only a little shock from the Spark Plug.
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Is there a scar? Because if there is, you should be careful. This has happened to me a couple times before, and it hurts a lot more if it happens to the same part of the skin again if there's a scar. (At least for me, it did. I'm just asuming that it's the same way for everybody.)
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No there was no scar. Just a mild shock.
I'll share with you another electricity story. I was delivering a washer and dryer to some customers. With Dryers, you have to install the plugs in the back and plug it in. Well after plugging it in. I turned it on and it worked. Before finishing things up, I call myself moving the chord into a better position. So I grabbed the rubber part of the chord and moved it to the side. The metal part of the chord touched with the metal of the dryer and it cause all the electricity in the house to go out. I tripped the circuit breaker and scared some children. I escaped unharmed.
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I fell down my stairs today chasing after my dog who stole one of my socks, lol.
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In the fifth grade I was in this before school program with some of my friends and one day I walked in to see my friends sitting on the floor around something. When I walked over to see what they were doing I saw that they had gotten one of those power outlets on the floor open and they were sticking a paper clip in it. I sat down and said. "What if I do this?" and I pretended to slam the paper clip into the outlet. That was when my friend David lifted his fist and slammed it down as hard as he could on top of that pape clip and it went in. Sparks flew like fireworks on the Fourth of July, we all jumped back about five feet and started laughing our asses off.
(Thanks Jeece)
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/
The long awaited sequel
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I was once in GAME with my mates and I just let off the biggest fart ever, for some reason, at the time I thought people couldn't hear it because the store was quite noisy and so I just kept walking around the store casually but later my mates told me that they could all hear it and so did everyone in the shop. I kinda felt stupid but at the same time, very proud of the winner I had unleashed!!
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