Have you guys noticed there's been a rise in canabilisim lately? Seriously every week you hear at least one story about a guy eating another guy.
Rise in Canabilisim
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Yes, it's the impending zombie invasion that'll end the world by December 21. You'd better get prepared or the cannibalistic undead will get you too.
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Mhum… It's been pretty crazy. Wasn't there a dude a couple of years back who ate his penis with an internet friend?
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Eheheh. Well I though it was funny. I would run as well.
How does it go? It's only okay to kill if you are hungry. Wait that's animals… And zombies maybe...?You should really vote for Kai.
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Humans
The other OTHER white meat
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And here I thought black people were only scared of ghosts :ninja:
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It's just trending now.
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/ -
Have you guys noticed there's been a rise in canabilisim lately? Seriously every week you hear at least one story about a guy eating another guy.
I hope this thread gets cannibalized.
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Cannabisism? Was always there.
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Weird americans… We dont have this in my country :ninja:.
When AP used to be good:
NEVER FORGET !!
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Just because I rip some guy's face off and eat it, doesn't mean I'm a zombie! I just fucking hated the guy!
RACISTS!
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We all have a little cannibalism in us.
But don't knock it until you've tried it.
Humans actually taste pretty good, especially with some fava beans and a nice chianti. -
Here in swamp land Louisiana we cook everything that moves.
Everything.
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down on dat bayou, we used to find dem muskrats and make gloves out a' dem
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Well, I guess now we know how we'll solve the overpopulation problem.
Also, it's a good time to be a vorarephile.
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Hey heres a thought.
Canabilisim is the consumption of human flesh - inside the mouth there is skin particles floating in siliva - so anytime you kiss someone you're ingesting another humans flesh - in minute amounts. So really we're all guilty of Canabilisim - oh when I told that to a vegitarian she threw up and dumped her Boyfriend … who then punched me :sad:
Pell survived because he is a Falcon - Stop using him as a bad example.
The Peregrine Falcon reaches faster speeds than any other animal on the planet when performing the stoop,which involves soaring to a great height and then diving steeply at speeds of over 320 km/h (200 mph)
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Hey heres a thought.
Canabilisim is the consumption of human flesh - inside the mouth there is skin particles floating in siliva - so anytime you kiss someone you're ingesting another humans flesh - in minute amounts. So really we're all guilty of Canabilisim - oh when I told that to a vegitarian she threw up and dumped her Boyfriend … who then punched me :sad:
The end of that story… haha.
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One thing - it's 'cannibalism', not 'canabilisim'… though if you were being cannibalized whilst creating this thread then I'll let you off... < u <;;;;;
another thing - lots of zombie shit popping up in here so I'm just gonna skedaddle to some other threads...
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@Monkey:
I hope this thread gets cannibalized.
You are totally getting cannibalized this Summer baby~ Chrissie gonna eat you up!
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My 3DS Friend Code: 1091 - 8457 - 8212
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@Uncle:
Here in swamp land Louisiana we cook everything that moves.
Everything.
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You are totally getting cannibalized this Summer baby~ Chrissie gonna eat you up!
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I mean that's horrifying somebody save zeoh who cares
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You say it as if it's a bad thing. Somebody tried human, realized it taste good. You guys are so negative, this could open up a whole new world of cuisine!
I'm getting Chinese tonight!
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Hannibal Lecter aka Hannibal the Cannibal is proud > 3 >
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Haha, CCC posted the link I was gonna already. There's that messed up story about a Japanese Chef serving his genitals to his patrons. All I can picture is "This sushi roll tastes weird today."
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Haha, CCC posted the link I was gonna already. There's that messed up story about a Japanese Chef serving his genitals to his patrons. All I can picture is "This sushi roll tastes weird today."
EWWWWW, that poor customer….. .......when I go to Japan this summer I'm going to watch the chef make my sushi now.....o.oU
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Technically, three of those are zombies.
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The future is yesterday:
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Haha, CCC posted the link I was gonna already. There's that messed up story about a Japanese Chef serving his genitals to his patrons. All I can picture is "This sushi roll tastes weird today."
Scrumptious, even!
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I can just imagine it.
Customer: Sir, sir this sushi is delicious! You simply must give me the recipe!
Chef: Okay, but the ingredients are a bit hard to cum by.They just don't have the balls to cook it.
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I pick out only the choicest gonads for my sushi
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Mhum… It's been pretty crazy. Wasn't there a dude a couple of years back who ate his penis with an internet friend?
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Eheheh. Well I though it was funny. I would run as well.
How does it go? It's only okay to kill if you are hungry. Wait that's animals… And zombies maybe...?About the Zombie attack prank…
its only funny until someone pulls out a shotgun and blows the head of the zombie prankster
although, we can only hope someone goes creative and pulls out a mop-chainsaw combo
just saying...
(after playing dead rise I can't go to a home depot without thinking "that would convine with that" mentallity, btw, I'm not INTO the zombie craze, but that was a game that was fun to unestress from work)
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About the Zombie attack prank…
its only funny until someone pulls out a shotgun and blows the head of the zombie prankster
although, we can only hope someone goes creative and pulls out a mop-chainsaw combo
just saying...
(after playing dead rise I can't go to a home depot without thinking "that would convine with that" mentallity, btw, I'm not INTO the zombie craze, but that was a game that was fun to unestress from work)
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Rise of the Planet of the Zombies: December, 2012!
Not that I buy into the blown-out-of-proportion rumors…
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Weird americans… We dont have this in my country :ninja:.
It's not just us. The worst case of this was up in Canada with the pornstar who chopped up his roomate, ate bits of hi, had sex with his dismembered body parts, and then mailed them out to politicians.
Also, he recorded it all and put it online.
Yeah, the world be going crazy.
Hopefully this isn't the sign of an upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. I'm not quite ready for the world as I know it to be over.
I mean, I know it's be the least of my concerns once it comes, but I'd kinda like to know how One-Piece and A Song of Ice and Fire end first.
Also, there's the fact that I've now sold 2 of my scripts and I'd like to see if either of them actually makes it to the big screen.
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I noticed suddenly everyone is posting that news article about the Texas woman who ate her infant son's brain - that happened…3 years ago.
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It tastes better cooked just like bacon!
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Does anyone else keep reading the topic title like it's an erection
