BON KUREI: Only one of us can be the Queen of this popularity tournament!
CROCODILE: Don't you mean king?
BON KUREI: No, why, do you want to be king of the pirates? You're stone cold crazy if you want that title.
CROCODILE: Save me from this headache. This is a total misfire. Are you and I really going through with this joke banter? Here we are, in the lap of the gods! This is the final round, we should show some dignity!
BON KUREI: Ah, but the show must go on! We are the champions, my good old fashioned lover boy!
CROCODILE: Don't call me that! Keep yourself alive, if you can!
BON KUREI: I shall spread my wings and fly, oh great king rat, as the night comes down! For this is the march of the Black Queen on the seven seas of Rhye! Do not fall under pressure!
CROCODILE: It's late. When is the hammer going to fall?
**BON KUREI:**This pain is so close to pleasure, isn't it?
CROCODILEWhat are you blathering about?
BON KUREI: This seaside rendezvous? Are you showing signs of jealousy of this fat bottomed girl? This tournament is a kind of magic! Let's tear it up!
CROCODILE: sigh If you can't beat them… Waves his hook I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Bon Kurei, prepare to meet thy doom!
BON KUREI: Dark and sinister man, have at thee!
ROBBY: I think I can fit in a few more Queen references if I really tried…
This match lasts for TWO DAYS! And as is tradition for the finale, (as originally started by accident several years ago) votes will be anonymous! Have fun!