thank you BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME I'M SERIOUS
…Yeah, not sure how my boss would take "jurassic heat" on my browser. Although I could probably sue them for being inconsiderate towards my dinosaur porn.
thank you BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME I'M SERIOUS
…Yeah, not sure how my boss would take "jurassic heat" on my browser. Although I could probably sue them for being inconsiderate towards my dinosaur porn.
Wait,wait,wait,wait,waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
There are actual sex scenes in there?
Well,apparently researchers do theorize concerning the size of an average T-Rex's schlong…
There are multiple endings
There are multiple endings
Does any one of em' involve dinosaur schlongs?
Wait,wait!THERE HAS TO BE A YANDERESAURUS ENDING!Like it chomps on you and then sails away in the sunset,affectionately holding your chewed off head in the gentle caress of it's dimunitive upper limbs.
I want my blobfish dating sim
Now that I have eliminated those pesky nuggets of wisdom, I should hopefully go back to being my normal foolish self.
@Rogues':
I want my blobfish dating sim
Oi you're gonna get it now.
Everybody knows Robby is horribly prejudiced against blobfish, to an almost Orwellian level.
I get the feeling I'm really gonna hate my job by the end of the summer.
http://hima.gptouch.com/games/jurassic_heart/
Jurassic park dating sim go
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... <:D To the brake of dawn
http://hima.gptouch.com/games/jurassic_heart/
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oh
my
god
BFF how the hell did you find this
Woo-hoo, i got the good ending!
That game is pretty amusing.
This video is pretty old now, but i wonder how many people remember this tribute to skeletons?
http://www.welcometointernet.org/flash/halloween.swf
http://hima.gptouch.com/games/jurassic_heart/
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Wow…and I only found a dating sim that features a pigeon boyfriend, but this...kinda takes the cake.
http://hima.gptouch.com/games/jurassic_heart/
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This was part of a game-making (specifically date-sim) jam over the weekend that I was a part of
There were like 60 entries in total, it was really great and I was glad to have contributed
There were a lot of funny ones like this, but there were also some really wonderful, personal or dramatic stories that got told.
Aw that sounds sweet. I would probably like to spend some time going through them all if I could.
Your family was tasty.~
How could you Taira-kyun
Dinosaur porn….
....why haven't I drawn that?
I'm sure Khaini has written some.
The idea of a dinosaur stripping is just plain fascinating, I want to see how it goes
This is even better than the dating pigeon game haha
The idea of a dinosaur stripping is just plain fascinating, I want to see how it goes
funny mental image of a t-Rex trying to undo a bra with its tiny arms.
dino love uguu
http://i.imgur.com/15uiuJy.png
dino love uguu
Doesn't have dakimakura, my immersion destroyed!!
ok i have no idea whether that was wonderful or horrible. good job
crunchtime
i'm shaking
Spent the last hour teaching my sweetheart to drive. And damn she's picking up clutch control quickly.
What demon have I awoken?!
Okay, so, apart from other stuff that wasn't exactly pleasent, I went to Kaufland today and:
I stood at the one counter specificaly marketed to parents as having no sweets. This marketing shows a mother with a smiling, super excited child. Who is apparently excited about the fact his parents intentionally took him to the only counter in the whole supermarket that intentionally has no sweets.
And if it weren't bad enough that punishing your kid by hauling him through this one sugar-defficient counter, here's the kicker.
Do you know what this counter, which according to the picture kids will be happy and super excited going to, had primarily in it, in the same spot the other ones had sweets ?
CONDOMS AND TOBACCO.
I mean that got ridiculous real quick if you spent a bloody second thinking about it.
No sleep, no food, horrible mood swings and champaign for free are NOT a good idea.
At all.
It took me a total of ONE hour (and seven or eight glasses) to break down into a sobbing mess.
I can never face my friend again (who escorted me outside and was unfortunate enough to see everything).
No Maam, I would have posted something here, I know how much you like to read drunk posts, but … I decided it would be best not to XD
@Nia:
No sleep, no food, horrible mood swings and champaign for free are NOT a good idea.
At all.
It took me a total of ONE hour (and seven or eight glasses) to break down into a sobbing mess.
I can never face my friend again (who escorted me outside and was unfortunate enough to see everything)
Yikes, what the hell happened?
….A rhetoric question since I doubt you want to share. Err.....I bet your friend is the understanding type and can overlook your shame?
@Nia:
No sleep, no food, horrible mood swings and champaign for free are NOT a good idea.
At all.
It took me a total of ONE hour (and seven or eight glasses) to break down into a sobbing mess.
I can never face my friend again (who escorted me outside and was unfortunate enough to see everything).No Maam, I would have posted something here, I know how much you like to read drunk posts, but … I decided it would be best not to XD
One of thse days you will be totally shitfaced and you will log on and you will post here and it will be breath taking >:(
Also hope it ain't as bad as you make it out to be.
Yikes, what the hell happened?
It's just what I said - I had a total and utter breakdown for no other reason than … well, I was tired, hungry, wasted, and emotionally unstable. I stumbled outside the bar and started crying, wailing, SCREAMING in anguish, and I couldn't stop.
She asked me if there's something she could do, and I stuttered a few stupid things. I'm not sure WHAT I really said and what I dreamt I said, but I know I said at least part of what I remember, and, ugh ...
I already apologized a few times, and she keeps assuring me it's fine and that I should stop worrying about it already.
I bet your friend is the understanding type and can overlook your shame?
Indeed she can. I would have slipped away unnoticed too, but she WANTED to be there for me.
Also, I have seen her in quite a few situations like this already. I would have prefered to NOT have anyone see it, but if it had to be someone, I'd choose her.
@No:
One of thse days you will be totally shitfaced and you will log on and you will post here and it will be breath taking >:(
I doubt the last part XD
@Nia:
It's just what I said - I had a total and utter breakdown for no other reason than … well, I was tired, hungry, wasted, and emotionally unstable. I stumbled outside the bar and started crying, wailing, SCREAMING in anguish, and I couldn't stop.
She asked me if there's something she could do, and I stuttered a few stupid things. I'm not sure WHAT I really said and what I dreamt I said, but I know I said at least part of what I remember, and, ugh ...
I already apologized a few times, and she keeps assuring me it's fine and that I should stop worrying about it already.
We've seen each other in situations like this before (though I have never really broke down crying in front of her before), and if someone had to see me like this, I'd choose her.
If it helps, I'm no stronger to nervous breakdowns. I can picture you saying "I'm sorry" over and over again, tears streaming down your face….all the while your friend nodding and listening intently.
Indeed she can. I would have slipped away unnoticed too, but she WANTED to be there for me.
Also, I have seen her in quite a few situations like this already. I would have prefered to NOT have anyone see it, but if it had to be someone, it's her
Do me a solid….keep this friend, Nia. Never let her go.
@Nia:
It's just what I said - I had a total and utter breakdown for no other reason than … well, I was tired, hungry, wasted, and emotionally unstable. I stumbled outside the bar and started crying, wailing, SCREAMING in anguish, and I couldn't stop.
She asked me if there's something she could do, and I stuttered a few stupid things. I'm not sure WHAT I really said and what I dreamt I said, but I know I said at least part of what I remember, and, ugh ...
I already apologized a few times, and she keeps assuring me it's fine and that I should stop worrying about it already.Indeed she can. I would have slipped away unnoticed too, but she WANTED to be there for me.
Also, I have seen her in quite a few situations like this already. I would have prefered to NOT have anyone see it, but if it had to be someone, I'd choose her.I doubt the last part XD
You underestimate your latent drunk-kenpo talents. :ninja:
Also I find the phrase "do me a solid" to sound a bit dirty.
@No:
Also I find the phrase "do me a solid" to sound a bit dirty.
Which reminds me, are there any Regular Show DVD sets planned yet?
checks amazaon
OH GOD THEY ARE DLKJASLIDFJ PREORDERS
My belated birthday gift finally came in the mail today, the CM Punk: In Punk We Trust t-shirt.
Otherwise, my day alright.
27 hours
I was supposed to be busy with deadlines today, but I spend most of the day chatting it up with people that had almost the same taste in games. It was so fun, because usually I feel like I'm talking to a wall whenenever I suggest or blog about them. It's times like these that makes me want to get more involved in the game industry. Be it volunteering for one of the smaller name localizers /publishers as a play-tester, or something in journalism. But alas, my own hobby takes up too much free time as it is. I'd still like to know more people in the industry personally though. Maybe it's a goal I'll focus on down the road as I'd probably have nothing else better to do.
Spent the last hour teaching my sweetheart to drive. And damn she's picking up clutch control quickly.
What demon have I awoken?!
kihihihi~
I had a great teacher
Now, teach me moooore~
Out of nowhere last night my throat started hurting. Took a hot shower because my body hurt all over and went to bed. It's 5:30 in the morning and I have gotten at best 2 hours of pitiful sleep since just after the shower, mucus started dripping down my throat (on the right side only) non-stop and there's so much I can do from keeping it drowning me… I am so tired. And lately I've been working overtime because we moved in a new school and I am basically the ONLY teacher who got about 2-3 hours on top of her already overloaded program. I am... exhausted. :( Can't take off either because I already was given one week off school for my trip. How the hell am I gonna get through the daaaaay ;A;
25 hours left and I am being distracted by an octopus what
25 hours left and I am being distracted by an octopus what
Okay, I'm going to say, if you're going to end up being distracted by something, that must be one of the most awesome things to be distracted by.
Seriously, thank you for that link, that is absolutely amazing.
!
My day.
It's finished.
sniffles
Out of nowhere last night my throat started hurting. Took a hot shower because my body hurt all over and went to bed. It's 5:30 in the morning and I have gotten at best 2 hours of pitiful sleep since just after the shower, mucus started dripping down my throat (on the right side only) non-stop and there's so much I can do from keeping it drowning me… I am so tired. And lately I've been working overtime because we moved in a new school and I am basically the ONLY teacher who got about 2-3 hours on top of her already overloaded program. I am... exhausted. :( Can't take off either because I already was given one week off school for my trip. How the hell am I gonna get through the daaaaay ;A;
Puked my brains out so I got out half of the day! I missed the hellish part!!! I am so happy…
...Waittaminute :sick:
Meanwhile in the world of zachri:
Thursday evening now.
Go back to college next Tuesday.
Got 8+ things to do (8 referrals, the rest is actual work)
This isn't including Employability Skills (she can wait but I'll get it done. eventually. maybe in a few years :ninja:)
Mind keeps derping hard.
Hoping to somehow complete this website and another bit of work before the end of today.
Going to friends tomorrow, and Saturday is Saturday so only work time is around 4ish and by then I'm like 'no.'
Ended up offering to draw something for a friend on DA who had a uber stressed moment and needs some cheering up.
Missing the Babusa due to banning self from going anywhere near FB until I've finished my work (only going on tonight to check some app stuff but yiss… will probs not see her @ ~ @; srsls... it's hard. I ended up missing her on Tuesday as well. Woulda done work on Wednesday but alas, chapter. The chapter seemed to know I was waiting for it to release before doing work, because it decided to take FOREVER and by the time it released and I'd read it any work motivation had flown like a fart from a fart machine - fast and grandly.
May the Lord help me (if I believed in him).
I think I'm going through a really introverted stage or something. I haven't been wanting to talk to people much and have felt like being by myself. I feel more at peace with being a massive loner. Also finally sent in all the things I needed to send off to my university's financial aid office. Things are going smoothly so far, so I'm kinda expecting things to fall apart sooner or later lol.
edit: well me and my ex talked tonight. now I'm sad.
I'm on fucking cloud 9. Seriously. Nothing can even take the huge smile off my face with how things are going with her. I fucking love it.
I'm on fucking cloud 9. Seriously. Nothing can even take the huge smile off my face with how things are going with her. I fucking love it.
good to hear dude. Good luck and have fun ;)