Your weirdest thoughts/imaginations

[Lorce]

So since there's a kind confession thread about what you've done in your life that you want to confess, I thought, why not have one that makes you confess your weirdest thoughts, or maybe even dreams that you haven't done in real life… mainly cos they might just be so weird or unrealistic it's impossible. This way we can also bring some of our deepest, darkest thoughts to light.

Seeing as how we have some crazy members on AP, I can imagine this to be quite fun, especially finding out how many of us actually share some of these thoughts

So I'll start off, some of the weirdest one I can confess to would be:

-Imagining how fun it would be to actually choose what you dream... the adventurescoughrapecough you could do would be endless

-Imagining how much easier it would be to take a dump if I could turn into a tube like toothpaste and just squeeze it all out like that... goodbye constipation!

-Wondering what acne tastes like... never tried it though, that's naaaaaasty and I don't feel like dying...

-Sometimes I wonder if other people can read my mind... so I try to think random stuff and see if they react XD

-If it's too dark to see anything... there's a monster hiding, so RUN

-Wondering what would happen if Oda died before he finishes OP

-Thinking every hot/pretty girl is looking at me (I know, I'm not vain or good looking, but it's so weird... I actually feel watched lol)

Well I can't think of any more right now, but let's see if this thread goes better then the Life Hacks one (which had potential, but just didn't work out unfortunately)

Enjoy!

[Wrath of Enel]

There's always this one thought I have in my head, and I guess it's kind of weird to me just because I always think it. Humans know what "perfection" and being "perfect" is. We know how a perfect society should act, and that we should always make the right choices, and all that jazz. Yet we just can't do it, humans can never be perfect. Why? Just why? Why can't we do something when we know what it is? Am I just thinking too deeply or….idunno...just something I always think of.

[zachri]

Do you really want to know what goes on in my mind?

[Nobodyman]

Has anyone else ever thought of yelling out something really weird or random, like, say in the middle of a class or a meeting or something, just to see what would happen?

[MetaMario]

@zachri:

Do you really want to know what goes on in my mind?

I'm so glad I voted you for "most craziest".

[zachri]

@Nobodyman:

Has anyone else ever thought of yelling out something really weird or random, like, say in the middle of a class or a meeting or something, just to see what would happen?

Yes.
I've had numerous times where I've been holding something and a part of me would be like 'wheeeee~' and I'm like 'NO.' and use most of my will not to fling something.

[Lorce]

@zachri:

Do you really want to know what goes on in my mind?

To be honest, when I said "Seeing as how we have some crazy members on AP" I was specifically thinking of you

Another one I have is, what exactly is normal? I mean everyone tells you 'stop being weird, act normal' but normal doesn't exist right? In fact, being normal would be weird lol

[Carnage]

-Imagining how fun it would be to actually choose what you dream… the adventurescoughrapecough you could do would be endless

thats actually possible and you can learn it. its called lucid dreaming.

-Sometimes I wonder if other people can read my mind… so I try to think random stuff and see if they react XD

me too

-Wondering what would happen if Oda died before he finishes OP

thats also one of my biggest fears

so for me it is…

i have plans for a zombie apocalypse
when im eating crunchy stuffm im wondering if other people can hear it too
sometimes when im in a train, i imagine that im spiderman and how i would swing on the buildingsnext to the rails
also i see myself different on every mirror in my house and also on video or photos. im wondering how other people see me
sometimes im wondering if something is wrong with me. like im insane or maybe a genius idk

[zachri]

@Lorce:

To be honest, when I said "Seeing as how we have some crazy members on AP" I was specifically thinking of you

Another one I have is, what exactly is normal? I mean everyone tells you 'stop being weird, act normal' but normal doesn't exist right? In fact, being normal would be weird lol

There's no fun in being normal.
If you're 'normal' (that being basic) in this world, you're not going to go too far.
Then again, I'm a crazy bitch and I can't imagine my future at all.
I can't even imagine tomorrow.

[Lorce]

@zachri:

There's no fun in being normal.
If you're 'normal' (that being basic) in this world, you're not going to go too far.
Then again, I'm a crazy bitch and I can't imagine my future at all.
I can't even imagine tomorrow.

WORD YO! That's exactly what I say to these people… normal is boring, it's all about being unique!! VIVA LA UNIQUE-NESS-LY

Though another thought I have is, maybe I try too hard to be unique at times... like I feel like I HAVE to do this differently, otherwise I'll just be part of the flock you know...

[zachri]

Also a small note: this thread is my baby.
I SHALL SHIELD IT WITH MY SWAG.
Not like it needs shielding… it's an awesome enough thread.
And I guess if I end up going on a weird tangent or something it's technically on topic.
[/zachri has a new playground]

[No Maam]

Involves giant flying pancakes and the letter V.

Millions died.

[KageKageKing]

I like to think that I am a Werewolf.

[Foxy The Silver Fox]

Does anyone else ever think about Solipsism?

It's basically thinking that your mind is the only thing that exists and everything you experience is a simulation/product of your imagination. I sometimes try to wrap my head around the concept that the universe is a product of my imagination.

For example if someone responds to this post, did it really happen? Is the person real? Or is it my mind showing more simulations?

I also try to think about what nothingness is. If the universe was never here, then what would be? How do you explain nothing? What would it look like?

Damn, I hurt my head, I have to take a nap.

[Carnage]

@Foxy:

Does anyone else ever think about Solipsism?

It's basically thinking that your mind is the only thing that exists and everything you experience is a simulation/product of your imagination. I sometimes try to wrap my head around the concept that the universe is a product of my imagination.

For example if someone responds to this post, did it really happen? Is the person real? Or is it my mind showing more simulations?

I also try to think about what nothingness is. If the universe was never here, then what would be? How do you explain nothing? What would it look like?

Damn, I hurt my head, I have to take a nap.

so… i am not the only one thinking about that kind of stuff

Solipsism per se, is not what I believe. Because if everything would only happen in my mind, id be happier ^^

What I believe is, that other people are either more stupid than me, or I am just able to see more in the world than them.

So i am a really empathic guy. I can really feel when someone is sad.
So when I hang out with friend and one of them is sad or angry or something, i recognize it. For me its really obvious.

Sometimes you can manipulate people with that. I never have arguements with other people, because I know what i have to say to avoid it.
Also i can hear subtext, or nonverbal communication. idk

My basic message is that I can see things in other peoples behaviour, that other people dont see.

[Foxy The Silver Fox]

@Carnage:

so… i am not the only one thinking about that kind of stuff

Solipsism per se, is not what I believe. Because if everything would only happen in my mind, id be happier ^^

What I believe is, that other people are either more stupid than me, or I am just able to see more in the world than them.

So i am a really empathic guy. I can really feel when someone is sad.
So when I hang out with friend and one of them is sad or angry or something, i recognize it. For me its really obvious.

Sometimes you can manipulate people with that. I never have arguements with other people, because I know what i have to say to avoid it.
Also i can hear subtext, or nonverbal communication. idk

My basic message is that I can see things in other peoples behaviour, that other people dont see.

Yeah, sometimes I feel like a spectator and I can figure out patterns/see concepts in the world that other people can't.

The only thing that confuses is me is how can I be sure everything else is real? That really boggles my mind, because it's like the concept of God, can you really be sure that it exists or is the universe the result of a collective consciousness?

[The Laughing Man]

This thread… It's turning into schizophrenic speech.

[Carnage]

Everything becomes real when you notice it (imo)

What cant be seen, heared, smelled, fell or measured is not real.

Like the old allegory: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there. Does it make a sound?

Or an IRC Channel. Is it always there, or does it get created when the first on joins?

IMO the question is. Do we all see the same? and that is really hard to answer. The biggest problem are our emotions who may blur our mind.

Its kind of hard to talk about that stuff in english for me I could say so much about it more in german, but im a lazy ass ^^

[Nia]

I like to "word" my thoughts like I'm reading a story about what I'm doing right now. In third person, no less. And in English, more often than not (despite being German).

Like this: "Then she got up to get something to eat. However, she noticed that the fridge was pretty empty - again. Sighing, she grabbed her coat and purse and made for her car. Time for some fast food."

It isn't really a weird thought, but more of a weird way to think, but still.

@Nobodyman:

Has anyone else ever thought of yelling out something really weird or random, like, say in the middle of a class or a meeting or something, just to see what would happen?

YES.
I occasionally have thoughts like this. "What would happen if I suddenly did [something totally unexpected/uncalled for/random/dangerous]?"
It doesn't even matter if I know pretty much what would happen.
Like one time, when I was holding a butcher knife, I suddenly thought "I wonder what would happen if I stabbed that guy. Or myself."
Which was disturbing. Or sometimes, when I'm driving really fast on wet/icy roads: "I wonder what would happen if I stepped on the brakes really hard." - You'd lose control and crash against a tree, duh.
And then, for a split second, I'm really tempted to do it. Just because. After that moment passes I'm left confused and slightly disturbed by my own thoughts.

–-

I sometimes wonder if everyone sees colors the same way.
Like maybe everyone else sees green the way I see blue.

Also, I often wonder how other people hear their own voices. I'd love to somehow be able to hear that.

[BartArt]

@Lorce:

-Imagining how much easier it would be to take a dump if I could turn into a tube like toothpaste and just squeeze it all out like that… goodbye constipation!

That's pretty much how it works for me…

@Wrath:

There's always this one thought I have in my head, and I guess it's kind of weird to me just because I always think it. Humans know what "perfection" and being "perfect" is. We know how a perfect society should act, and that we should always make the right choices, and all that jazz. Yet we just can't do it, humans can never be perfect. Why? Just why? Why can't we do something when we know what it is? Am I just thinking too deeply or….idunno...just something I always think of.

There's no such thing as perfection, a utopia always has flaws is overly simplistic or impossible to execute and individuals will disagree on what a perfect person is like.

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I sometimes think what it would be like if I had worldwide adoration.

I've thought about if I were a vinyl record, what would I sound like?

I like to think about what things taste like that I've never tasted.

I sometimes wonder what I'd be like if I was retarded or had incredible mental prowess.

[CaptainAppleJack]

@Nia:

I sometimes wonder if everyone sees colors the same way.
Like maybe everyone else sees green the way I see blue.

lol, I totally do the same.

Also I wonder how some foods taste for other people, seeing how there are so many different savours. xD

[Nobodyman]

You know what's messed up? Thinking about your parents having sex.

You know what's REALLY messed up? Thinking about your FRIEND'S parents having sex.

[BartArt]

@Nobodyman:

You know what's messed up? Thinking about your parents having sex.

You know what's REALLY messed up? Thinking about your FRIEND'S parents having sex.

I heard my parents have sex all the time.

@Nia:

I like to "word" my thoughts like I'm reading a story about what I'm doing right now. In third person, no less. And in English, more often than not (despite being German).

Like this: "Then she got up to get something to eat. However, she noticed that the fridge was pretty empty - again. Sighing, she grabbed her coat and purse and made for her car. Time for some fast food."

It isn't really a weird thought, but more of a weird way to think, but still.

I have dialouges with myself where I argue with myself and if I'm home alone I'll do it aloud.

@Nia:

I sometimes wonder if everyone sees colors the same way.
Like maybe everyone else sees green the way I see blue.

I do that too! Thought it was a great thought the first time I thought about it xD

[Foxy The Silver Fox]

@The:

This thread… It's turning into schizophrenic speech.

No, it's more philosophical than schizophrenic. Solipsism is a pretty common thing to think about, I don't care about philosophy but this stuff is still interesting.

So take your head out of your ass before you start insulting people.

[The Laughing Man]

@Foxy:

No, it's more philosophical than schizophrenic. Solipsism is a pretty common thing to think about, I don't care about philosophy but this stuff is still interesting.

So take your head out of your ass before you start insulting people.

Nah… There's some pretty schizophrenic-esque statements in this thread. I'm sorry if you're too blind to see them.

Like:

"Sometimes I wonder if other people can read my mind… so I try to think random stuff and see if they react. XD" Also, if you couldn't tell I was joking, well… Then you REALLY are blind.

[Foxy The Silver Fox]

@The:

Nah… There's some pretty schizophrenic-esque statements in this thread. I'm sorry if you're too blind to see them.

Like:

"Sometimes I wonder if other people can read my mind… so I try to think random stuff and see if they react. XD" Also, if you couldn't tell I was joking, well… Then you REALLY are blind.

I thought you meant the conversation between me and Carnage…sorry.

But the thread is called "Weirdest Thoughts" so what do expect? Or maybe you're too blind to see that.

[Sniper King]

Dog carcass in the alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!"…and I'll whisper "...No."

[C_uggs]

[hide]"How would people react to my death"[/hide]

[1PceXperience]

@captain:

[hide]"How would people react to my death"[/hide]

I had this thought today actually.

I'm pretty sure everyone thinks this. It seems natural.

Am I loved? What impact will I leave upon people when I am no longer here?

[WarshipArc]

Sometimes, when I'm one floor above ground level, I briefly consider jumping down.
Just for curiosity's sake. How many bones would I break cause I highly doubt I would die (unless I landed on my neck).

[Demonicpoodle]

How far past the expiration date does food go into "KILL" mode and you have no hope of survival upon eating it? I saw someone (supposedly, there was no on-camera showing) eat a 20 year old piece of candy but nothing happened to them.

[Nobodyman]

What if men had testicles the size of beanbag chairs and had to lug them around everywhere.

Oh wait, that was an episode of South Park. But I had that thought long before that episode aired.

[KageKageKing]

I always wonder how everybody here looks like in real life.

[1PceXperience]

@KageKageKing:

I always wonder how everybody here looks like in real life.

http://apforums.net/showthread.php?t=35021&page=77&p=2785489#post2785489

[Wagomu]

One day I might have to post pictures of my notebooks. Sometimes I look back at my sketches and wonder what was crossing my mind at the time. Then I realize that it's the same thing it always is. My average inner dialogue resembles something like:

[hide]

FUCK FUCK THIS IS BADASS IT GOES DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH But is entropy really irreversible? It really seems close-minded for a scientific mind to just give up and leave it be. DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH Hmm… I should draw something. Man these eyeballs look like the same creepy thing I always draw, maybe I should make him smile. Yes. SMILE LIKE THAT, BITCH. "I AM SMILING BECAUSE I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT REALITY HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE." Yes, that's what he'll say. DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH What was that I was thinking about entropy? Umm SOMETHING SOMETHING WAVES PARTICLES WAVES ARE PARTICLES AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. Human beings are so ignorant and must be destroyed. I AM ALSO A HUMAN BEING AND THUS IGNORANT AND MUST BE DESTROYED. Meh, I'll destroy myself someday. THEN I'LL SEE.[/hide]

It's plays kind of like some bastard combination of Killface, Beavis, Destruction from the Sandman series and Happy Noodle Boy.

[Gliblord]

@Nobodyman:

What if men had testicles the size of beanbag chairs and had to lug them around everywhere.

Oh wait, that was an episode of South Park. But I had that thought long before that episode aired.

Deballing surgeons would make up 50% of the world's economy

[HAM-STAR]

what if
one punch man
and korosensai
teamed up
versus lord english

what if blackbeard
and lord english
put on potara earings

what if cows ARE aliens
and the reason
why they're abducted
is
they just want to go home

[Sai-chan]

what happens to poison after it expires

[Wagomu]

You can't spell FUNeral without eral.

[taboo]

sometimes i try to make my consciousness jump out of my body

when i think i get close though i chicken out because i like my body

[Kitsune Inferno]

I thought we already had this thread.

No wait that's Facebook.

[Wagomu]

Nah, facebook gives us the pretense that people are actually paying attention to our meaningless prattling. Though meaning is meaningless and meaninglessness is just as meaningless.

Here at least, we recognize that only people specifically venturing into this thread with the meaning of engaging in meaninglessness. This is also meaningless.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Nah, I've been posting all the random shit that comes to mind on Facebook, so having this thread is just slightly redundant, in my case. I guess you're right about the whole "PEOPLE ARE COMING HERE FOR STUPID SHIT" versus Facebook… which is people are coming here for stupid shit.

I've hypnotized myself into thinking I was a werewolf before. For a while, I actually had experienced different behaviors that seemed to coincide with the moon. Even though I don't do that anymore, I still have this eerie connection with the moon. Like, closer to the full moon, I have this insatiable urge to just get out of the house and go walk somewhere. I've timed all of my nightly walks over the past four months precisely with the full moon without even trying. Every single time.

That or I'm on a menstrual cycle.

[kappa-san]

I duuno whether thinking of "What if I become the mayor of my city/Be the president of my country" is a weird thing, considering that what pretty much what's on every politcian's mind.

I also think of having superpowers like invisibility or teleportation. The thing that I will do _

I also think of what will happen when doomsday come or something out of this world.

And the rest? Well, I keep them on Tumblr. :))

[Wagomu]

@Kitsune:

Nah, I've been posting all the random shit that comes to mind on Facebook, so having this thread is just slightly redundant, in my case. I guess you're right about the whole "PEOPLE ARE COMING HERE FOR STUPID SHIT" versus Facebook… which is people are coming here for stupid shit.

I've hypnotized myself into thinking I was a werewolf before. For a while, I actually had experienced different behaviors that seemed to coincide with the moon. Even though I don't do that anymore, I still have this eerie connection with the moon. Like, closer to the full moon, I have this insatiable urge to just get out of the house and go walk somewhere. I've timed all of my nightly walks over the past four months precisely with the full moon without even trying. Every single time.

That or I'm on a menstrual cycle.

I've stopped expressing my every thought on facebook, since I realized that it kind of cheapens them, at least to me.

The human mind is both smart enough to fool itself and dumb enough to fall for it almost every time.

[Gizmo]

I always wonder if there is a person in the world that can read thoughts and see if a person reacts to random thoughts I have in my head (though I always think it's counterproductive since when I consciously try to think random thoughts to try to reveal themselves, I think they know I'm trying to find out if they can read my mind, so of course they'll keep it hidden). I'll find that person one day! (or not, whatever)

[Lorce]

@Gizmo:

I always wonder if there is a person in the world that can read thoughts and see if a person reacts to random thoughts I have in my head (though I always think it's counterproductive since when I consciously try to think random thoughts to try to reveal themselves, I think they know I'm trying to find out if they can read my mind, so of course they'll keep it hidden). I'll find that person one day! (or not, whatever)

Yeah I forgot to add that last part!! If they don't react, it doesn't mean they can't read my mind, they were just prepared DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[Gizmo]

@Lorce:

Yeah I forgot to add that last part!! If they don't react, it doesn't mean they can't read my mind, they were just prepared DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Shoot…forgot I remember reading that in your post and wanted to quote it instead of bringing it up myself. Just forgot when reading the rest of the thread.

we'll find that person someday...maybe

[Wagomu]

@Gizmo:

I always wonder if there is a person in the world that can read thoughts and see if a person reacts to random thoughts I have in my head (though I always think it's counterproductive since when I consciously try to think random thoughts to try to reveal themselves, I think they know I'm trying to find out if they can read my mind, so of course they'll keep it hidden). I'll find that person one day! (or not, whatever)

I'm guilty of this one as well. I usually respond by yelling really weird and dumb monologue against the walls of my brain.

When I'm not thinking along my usual philosophical anti-philosophical train of thought, it's usually daydreaming or shouting absurdisms at myself.

[hide]ACTUAL WAGOMU-VISION:

[Lorce]

@Gizmo:

Shoot…forgot I remember reading that in your post and wanted to quote it instead of bringing it up myself. Just forgot when reading the rest of the thread.

we'll find that person someday...maybe

Yeah we will… perhaps

I also wonder what it would be like if I went to the future and read all the OP chapters then... much easier then the weekly releases eh

That also makes me think, what if I went to the future and invented the iPhone 10 years ago... how far would we be in technology today? (not just iPhone, but any of those revolutionary devices today)