Marines - Corrupt and unless you're a vice admiral or higher, you risk getting your ass handed to you, prolly by one of those vice admirals+
Barouqe Works - Gee, that went over like sooooo well for them.
Birkans - This would be so boring, what would I even do
CP9 - Secret agent with h4x martial arts, fuck yeah
One of the Supernova crews - I don't want to be a part of the worst generation ever. I compare them to 00s kids.
Shandians - Nah, nothing interesting goes with this
Foxy Pirates - Story arc aside, THIS WOULD BE TOTALLY FUN. The bad side is that I run the risk of being recruited by some shitty crew that beats us.
Schichibukai - The title is cooler than the actual job, eff that noise
Buggy Pirates - Only if Alvida leads, Buggy is worse than Bozo and Alvida is my East Blue waifu
One of the Yonkou crews - Red Hair Pirates and Whitebeard Pirates are both boring, the other Emperor crews would prolly kill me for kicks
Sun Pirates - Sorry, sticking to the human master race
Arlong Pirates - Lame ass crew can't even conquer an island, pffttthahaha
Kreig Pirates - Lame image, come back to me when they lose Pearl. No, Gin doesn't make up for that.
Kuro Pirates - My captain could /me at any moment, so no. Also dogs are cooler.
So yeah, CP9