Imagine if First and Second would be like "What the hell? We thought this was over? Sarutobi, how would you explain this? You twerp, you want us to answer your questions? Well make me then." They aren't really obliged to answer his demands. Especially since this is not of grave importance to the village and he is not the strongest yet to bargain with him. Even though Nardo will use his best wits to avoid fighting with his beloved even for the village.
Nardo and Bleh Thread III: Naruto is a terrible terrible manga
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I only bring it up since Minato is painted as the badass of the series. Surely he'll make things more complicated for Sasuke's group
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I wonder if they'll ever explain why the second never used the seal of edo tensei to make himself free of the jutsu's influence when he created the jutsu himself
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http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/619/3
I did find it cute that the 1st taught Tsuande how to gamble. Just throwing it out there.
Too bad the chapter emasculates the 1st hokage, makes fun of edo-tensei's spam usage, and explains that the sharigans are born from love (lol).
Next week we learn what a shinobi is.
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The overuse of the word "love" made me feel uneasy.
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I guess this chapter is Kishi's attempt to explain how Obito got so strong and his irrational "take over the world because my girlfriend died" mentality.
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Seriously, this chapter starts really good. And the 2nd started to talk about power of love, and i was…
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So, back to Ninja genetics then. Uchihas are now predestined to become hateful psychopaths.
Right.Holy hell Naruto has turned foul lately.
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The first half of the chapter was already meandering and dire, but the ending seals it.
Along with yet more hyping of Super-archaeologist Itachi.
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Oh boy this is gonna be a painful discussion. 3/4 of the chapter was about things we already knew.
The best part was seeing the young Tsunade gambling and the first Hokage's reaction.
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why is the first hokage an awkward dork
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Sharrigan! Thats the power of love!!
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"TOBIRAMA STOP SPEAKING LIKE -"
"No"
"o-okay, i'll just…ill just be in this c-corner here..."
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"OMG THE VILLAGE STILL SURVIVES?!"
"Uuuh dude, you got ressurected two years ago to see that for your own eyes"
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So why did the Second create the Bullshit Resurrection again, Orochimaru said something about politics but I doubt that the Second went to the trouble of inventing a "fuck natural order" technique just to make some old people shut up and accept his policies
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Enjoyed the crap out of this. No shame. Love and all
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this is one of the sloppiest expositions that i have ever read. The first part was funny though. But the last part..and the power of love.. jeez Kishi tries so hard to be so bad…
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That pretty much sums it up.
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The 1st is basically turning out to be Goku while the 2nd is leaning towards Piccolo lol.
Exposition was poor but at least there are answers and not just a bunch of words strung together but really say nothing.
@Cyan:So why did the Second create the Bullshit Resurrection again, Orochimaru said something about politics but I doubt that the Second went to the trouble of inventing a "fuck natural order" technique just to make some old people shut up and accept his policies
Half way through the chap I was expecting the 2nd to reveal his wife was a uchiha.
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So I ws enjoying the first half of the chapter.Turns out out much hyped woodman is a fun goof and as such,he provided some fun interactions and made this thing quite different from the comma-inducing "serious "stoic" ninja guys boring historical exposition" I was expecting it to be.All in all,I was having a decent amount of fun with this chapter,when Tobirama dropped that bomb about Uchiha Power of Love…
WHAT,WHAT,WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!Kishi,seriously?That was dumb,laughably dumb,fantastically dumb.So angsty Uchiha love literally sends much chackra to their brains which gives them magic eyeballs and also makes them want to destroy the world?
THIS IS SOME 9 BILLION ARMADILLO PENISES GRADE SHIT RIGHT HERE.INFACT,IT WARRANTS A NEW CATEGORY TO CONTAIN ALL OF IT'S RAGING STUPIDITY.
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This chapter explains why sasuke is so crazy he has Chakra brain cancer…. it all makes scence now!
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So it should of been "You lack love" instead of "you lack hatred" eh? That whole scientific diagram with the sharingan and the brain made me laugh. It was funny though when even the first hokage pointed out how weak Tsunade was for a senju descendant.
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Meh.. I enjoyed it. I like the personality of the first (who I initially thought was just a anal kinda guy). This is Naruto so I'm not pissed off by the explanation given (no matter how cheesy it was).
LOL so basically, the Uchihas are all Cancers (zodiac sign) LOL.
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This chapter was pretty bad but I don't care what anyone says…The First is amazing. I love him already. The Second is good to0 because he is the straight man of the duo.
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So I wonder what we'll be calling this thread this week?
Maybe…
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i actually really enjoyed this chapter. I love the first hokage and although the power of love was all a bit 'seriously?' at least it gives reason to why obito and sasukes plans have such fucking stupid reasons. They were just born to make bad decisions.
Guess this also explains why killing your best friend makes the sharingan stronger
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Meh.. I enjoyed it. I like the personality of the first (who I initially thought was just a anal kinda guy). This is Naruto so I'm not pissed off by the explanation given (no matter how cheesy it was).
LOL so basically, the Uchihas are all Cancers (zodiac sign) LOL.Oi, oi ,oi, oi, oi! ….Yeah most likely..
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Oi, oi ,oi, oi, oi! ….Yeah most likely..
I'm a cancer myself so I was kinda self reflecting LOL.
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"OMG THE VILLAGE STILL SURVIVES?!"
"Uuuh dude, you got ressurected two years ago to see that for your own eyes"
"WHAAAAAT I DONT REMEMBER THAT AT ALL"Well, to be fair, when he got ressurected the first time, the village was under attack and he was sealed back before the conclusion of the 3rd's fight against Orochimaru.
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I know. Its propably just the translation, but the way he phrased it just indicated that he was surprised the village existed beyone his death at all.
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So Uchihas have Brain Cancer.
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I did like the first part(interactions between the hokages),but second part …....sigh.
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I'm really glad to have stuck through Naruto. This is a really new achievement for Kishi.
He gave a great chapter beginning (considering this is Naruto); and had the lousiest, most LOL-worthy, and memorable ending. It's the LOVE!!Look UP! Its the Heart!! Its the Penis!! No!! Its the LOVE!!!
(By God we'll have lots of fun with this one)
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For once this was a good Naruto episode.
Though its funny that the more emo and uchiha becomes the stronger he gets. Is Kishimoto becoming self-conscious of how ridiculous Sasuke's character is and all that sharingan crap?
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so is there a bleach this week?
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Oh god this chapter was so laughably bad. I find it hilarious that Uchiha's actually do have some sort of wierd predisposition to becoming evil fuckwads.
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Well Sasuke's stupid if he thinks that he poses any kind of threat to the Hokage's they would destroy him so fast he'd only start feeling it when the last piece of shreded carcas hits the floor. Idiot but I did like that he at least wanted a straight answer from Sarutobi maybe its because he knows Naruto looked up to the old man and somewhere in his hate filled heart he wanted to know why someone like that would give such an order and I have to say I was not satisfied by his answer at all.
The love thing I don't have a problem with because it explains a lot about why Itachi forced his brother to live consumed by Hatred for him so yeah Sasuke is going to be redeemed in the end.
And I was not expecting Hashirama's personality to be like that at all same goes for Tobirama.
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New thread title: Eyes So Full of Love (and Sociopathy)
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To hell with meaningful and realistic motivations for becoming evil. All Uchiha just naturally become evil because they have brain cancer.
Bravo Kishi. Bravo.
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Once again the concept of free will is damned and genetics influences everything.
No words man.
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YEaaah I propose the new thread title to be: The Uchihas have a genetic brain cancer of love <3
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Upon seeing the most recent chapter of Nardo,Kubo threw his hands upin the air,proclaiming that he couldn't possibly top this level of derpy derp this time around.
Thus,no Bleach this week.
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I tell ya. Everytime time Kishi brings it back to the fuckin' Uchihas man…
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Still,he really outdid himself this time around.I mean,he literally called it "Power of Love",like,quote on quote for Christ's sake.Uchiha's love is greater than yours!
Man,all this stuff is so laughably moronic that it seems like some comedic exaggeration that would be written in a forum post here for the purpose of mockery,yet it's there,on paper!
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Thoughts. I have thoughts.
Okay, so I thought it was grand that the kages weren't in fact blank exposition slabs and I was seriously appreciating that. Kishi gave them personalities!! Even OPINIONS. Awesome! (Although it's a bit much that they don't think anything of having just been fucking pulled from the belly of the god of death! And Sarutobi's resentment that he didn't manage to seal Orochimaru was a bit weaksauce but oh well you can't cram a billion things into a chapter.)
AND THEN KISHI PISSED AWAY ALL THAT GOOD WILL.
Uchihas are DAAAAARRRRRKKKKK but only because they
LOVE TOO MUCH
Too many love hormones in their optic nerves
It's the perfect "They're good but also evil but also super good and that makes them evil-good" Linkin Park dance that appeals to the demographic omg
You guys, Kishi knows EXACTLY what he's doing and he's a millionaire for it. Now when will Sasuke's limbic system of love kick in during his fight with Naruto
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Love is a codeword for cancerous cells, we can establish that.
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Good god people.
Now I REALY regret not realy reading Naruto. So much horribleness, so much stupid, so many things to mock !
But….it's over 600 chapters. And while I'd reconsider starting a good series half as long, not even remotely sure I'd plow through an average of 10 and a half thousand pages when I know a large chunk of that is just plain bad.
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These panels,these friggin' upper panels.It's as if they are ridden with floating rainbow armadillo penises throughout!
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Odious .