How Long Does It Take To Get Senior Status?

Xasy

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dasia

Okay, the shortlist rebellion has gotten out of hand. I should explain.

I was really only trying to make a point that everyone was being rather silly. If anything, my point was, "it's perfectly okay, preferable even, to simply not give a shit about what your social standing is like, just don't be intentionally irritating about it."

Then people somehow thought the rebellion was an actual thing, even when I admitted it wasn't. Then they thought it was like Sea's rebellion, even though the reasons and motives behind our separate movements (remember, mine isn't even a real movement) were somehow the same. And then someone drew a direct comparison, and of course I couldn't resist after that. So the whole thing got out of my hands and even I don't know what the shortlist rebellion is anymore.

lf=mh_lolz

captain usopp

@taboo:

i'm a rebel, i've just been undercover for the past 6 years

down with the establishment

(why arn't there better clips of this out there. this is funny)

KYLOR, SSHHHHH. dun ruin the fun.

bartholemew kuma

I want jolly rogers tattoos, no stars.

THE SEA

@Kylor:

[hide]You compare me to this scholar, but are we really alike? Are we similar in any way to each other? Are you the same as me? Is there any distinction? Are perhaps our revolutions the same, or are they all but mere atoms in the swirling shards of DNA that make up the universe. I think that both me and Mr. Sea are as alike as a roll of toilet paper is to a Large Hadron Collider, meaning we are infinitely similar. As an enlightened individual, "I" must assume that you do not see the importance of my reasoning. In the end, that does not matter one bit, which is why "I" will devote a full five minutes of my time to sort of explain it to you.

The wise savior Wikipedia once told me that Socrates said, "By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. For this appears to me the safest answer to give both to myself and others; and adhering to this, I think that I shall never fall, but that it is a safe answer both for me and any one else to give — that by means of beauty beautiful things become beautiful." This has everything to do with what "I" was just talking about. Clearly, we must all follow the true, wise path, and that entails joining the shortlist rebellion, where we shall join together in putting our names in our signatures, showing our revealed truth as individuals, and that we believe things like names and individualism is pointless. In this fashion, "I" shall become the perfect man, the ultimate being. To do this, "I" shall remove myself in every way, and reject what is flawed. No, "I" am not a supervillain, and you must all support me in my journey across random google sights and the most highly enlightened really old manga. (you can tell it's good manga if the art is weird and the story makes you want to throw up.) Basically, we must become as Vivien is. No, I won't explain who my character is, I'll just assume you already follow my freakishly convoluted story, that I haven't even really started writing yet.
[/hide]
That is the truth, my students. Now, if you'll excuse me, "I" must go angrily masturbate while thinking about furniture. It's the enlightened thing to do, y'see.

I give this a C+. Good, but nowhere near good enough. You have not done enough homework, Kylor. I am afraid you are not yet ready to shoulder the responsibility of a rebel leader. But I am too old for such activity, so I will leave it to a less experienced and able man anyway.
To improve your skill, begin by writing 5000 words on masturbation, 5000 words on furniture, 100 words on the Buddhist concepts of Impermanence, Non-selfhood, Non-duality and Maya (illusion), 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Kantian Idealism and the concepts of phenomenon and noumenon, 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Hurrserlian concepts of intentionality and eidetic reduction, and 5000 words on masturbation… then maybe you will get better at ~~misinterpreting and distorting my words and~~ conveying your motivational message which is of great importance to the fates of million humans on Internet message-boards, my honorable successor, and they will get it the next time.
Did I forget to mention masturbation?
@Kitsune:

I am so sorry, everyone, but this is the worst post ever. =(

[hide]Yes, it is bad and you should feel bad, Kitty my dear. Contemplate on your disgraceful behavior and your sorry existence, then cut yourself to ease your mental pain, or better yet commit harakiri to atone for your dishonorable action if you have any manliness left in you. No, no, don't do that please. Only an uneducated ill-willed bitter asshole would joke about such a horrible thing as hara-kiri (and what does that word mean honestly?) to a nice, pleasant person such as you; or even tell you to feel bad just because some private nonsense you spouted out and distorted in someone's absence, who has nothing no to do with you anymore; so don't let yourself feel down because of such poisonous and negative words, my dear. And as a classy friendly gentleman I earnestly advise you to write a post somewhere about how you are not feeling very okay about yourself and I assure you wiiise and intelligent people will gather and give you compliments and reveal to you about how wonderful a person you actually are and offer you mental supports enough for a lifetime so that you can feel loved and cared about and have a place you belong to and as a well-deserved happy ending everyone will hug each other and melt together in blissful Internet fraternity. [Insert more blah blah here]. And so should everyone else who is crying out for recognition and status, including those who are openly against recognition and status. Don't let some childish trouble-maker ruin the fun and spoiling the mood of nice, well functional, mature human beings like yourselves.

Faithfully, Your irritating antisocial friend.

P/s: I am reminded of a quote from the psychologist, ah no, my favorite writer Henry Miller:

"When I look down into this fucked-out cunt of a whore I feel the whole world beneath me, a world tottering and crumbling, a world used up and polished like a leper's skull. If there were a man who dared to say all that he thought of this world there would not be left him a square foot of ground to stand on." (Tropic of Cancer).

Oops, wrong one, sorry.

"No more peeping through keyholes ! No more masturbating in the dark ! No more public confessions ! Unscrew the doors from their jambs ! I want a world where the vagina is represented by a crude, honest slit, a world that has feeling for bone and contour, for raw, primary colors, a world that has fear and respect for its animal origins. I'm sick at looking at cunts all tickled up, disguised, deformed, idealized. Cunts with nerve ends exposed. I don't want to watch young virgins masturbating in the privacy of their boudoirs or biting their nails or tearing their hair or lying on a bed full of bread crumbs for a whole chapter. I want Madagascan funeral poles, with animal upon animal and at the top Adam and Eve, and Eve with a crude, honest slit between the legs. I want hermaphrodites who are real hermaphrodites, and not make-believes walking around with an atrophied penis or dried-up cunt. I want a classic purity, where dung is dung and angels are angels." (Black Spring)

Yes, it obviously has everything to do with what I was trying to say. Or does it? Tremendously grateful am I for this defamation of character, ladies and gentlemen, and that you wish to lavish upon me so much love and care of which I am not worthy. No words that my humble mind could possible think of are able to sufficiently convey my deep admiration and gratitude for your kind and tender hearts which I divined, so the best I could now offer is my silent withdrawing into my solitary hermitage. Peace~[/hide]

Kylor

Okay, fuck everything else, that was the best post on this thread.

Kitsune Inferno

@THE:

I give this a C+. Good, but nowhere near good enough. You have not done enough homework, Kylor. I am afraid you are not yet ready to shoulder the responsibility of a rebel leader. But I am too old for such activity, so I will leave it to a less experienced and able man anyway.
To improve your skill, begin by writing 5000 words on masturbation, 5000 words on furniture, 100 words on the Buddhist concepts of Impermanence, Non-selfhood, Non-duality and Maya (illusion), 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Kantian Idealism and the concepts of phenomenon and noumenon, 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Hurrserlian concepts of intentionality and eidetic reduction, and 5000 words on masturbation… then maybe you will get better at ~~misinterpreting and distorting my words and~~ conveying your motivational message which is of great importance to the fates of million humans on Internet message-boards, my honorable successor, and they will get it the next time.
Did I forget to mention masturbation?

[hide]Yes, it is bad and you should feel bad, Kitty my dear. Contemplate on your disgraceful behavior and your sorry existence, then cut yourself to ease your mental pain, or better yet commit harakiri to atone for your dishonorable action if you have any manliness left in you. No, no, don't do that please. Only an uneducated ill-willed bitter asshole would joke about such a horrible thing as hara-kiri (and what does that word mean honestly?) to a nice, pleasant person such as you; or even tell you to feel bad just because some private nonsense you spouted out and distorted in someone's absence, who has nothing no to do with you anymore; so don't let yourself feel down because of such poisonous and negative words, my dear. And as a classy friendly gentleman I earnestly advise you to write a post somewhere about how you are not feeling very okay about yourself and I assure you wiiise and intelligent people will gather and give you compliments and reveal to you about how wonderful a person you actually are and offer you mental supports enough for a lifetime so that you can feel loved and cared about and have a place you belong to and as a well-deserved happy ending everyone will hug each other and melt together in blissful Internet fraternity. [Insert more blah blah here]. And so should everyone else who is crying out for recognition and status, including those who are openly against recognition and status. Don't let some childish trouble-maker ruin the fun and spoiling the mood of nice, well functional, mature human beings like yourselves.

Faithfully, Your irritating antisocial friend.

P/s: I am reminded of a quote from the psychologist, ah no, my favorite writer Henry Miller:

Oops, wrong one, sorry.
Yes, it obviously has everything to do with what I was trying to say. Or does it? Tremendously grateful am I for this defamation of character, ladies and gentlemen, and that you wish to lavish upon me so much love and care of which I am not worthy. No words that my humble mind could possible think of are able to sufficiently convey my deep admiration and gratitude for your kind and tender hearts which I divined, so the best I could now offer is my silent withdrawing into my solitary hermitage. Peace~[/hide]

I defamate you out of absent love, Sea. You may be the resident lunatic philosopher, but you're our resident lunatic philosopher.

Wooden_Giraffe

That post looks oddly familiar…..

Hiroy

@Kitsune:

I defamate you out of absent love, Sea. You may be the resident lunatic philosopher, but you're our resident lunatic philosopher.

If our includes me, get me the hell out of here.
I'm buring this building with everyone inside.

Mastello

I sense a sudden increase of seniors in this thread…

Kitsune Inferno

Hahahahahaha,

Oh god, the irony

Elisabeth Heart

Oh, so that's how you do it

Badass SnoCone

@Kitsune:

Hahahahahaha,

Oh god, the irony

Your name is now the color of the flames in an _inferno.

Ba dum tsh_

Hiroy

Huschel

@Kitsune:

Hahahahahaha,

Oh god, the irony

You've changed, man.

Sorikai33

I got Kitsune, Wagomu, Zephos, Insider, and Silverblade as new seniors. Did I miss anybody?

Regardless, congratulations to all the new seniors.

Wooden_Giraffe

@Sorikai33:

I got Kitsune, Wagomu, Zephos, Insider, and Silverblade as new seniors. Did I miss anybody?

GAAAGH!!!! You ruined the scavenger hunt!
pouts in corner

Chicken

@Sorikai33:

I got Kitsune, Wagomu, Zephos, Insider, and Silverblade as new seniors. Did I miss anybody?

Yes. Keep looking.

Hiroy

Yeah. There's like 50 more.

Wagomu

Okay, I've been doing a bit of research and experimentation. Apparently, it takes this long to get senior status.

Kitsune Inferno

@Topic:

How Long Does It Take To Get Senior Status?

42 .

Hiroy

Where can I get a ruler with those measurements?

Sai-chan

@Kitsune:

42 .

I must be older than I think I am then

Kitsune Inferno

@Hiroy:

Where can I get a ruler with those measurements?

Hobby Lobby .

Cyan D. Funk

I got a rock .

Kitsune Inferno

I think all this means now is that I can speak utter nonsense about anything and people are now forced to accept it as a valid, respectable opinion.

Sai-chan

@Kitsune:

I think all this means now is that I can speak utter nonsense about anything and people are now forced to accept it as a valid, respectable opinion.

Nah, it just means your babble gets more attention because now your colorful

Wagomu

@Hiroy:

Where can I get a ruler with those measurements?

I had to use some combination of a diffractometer, an impedance bridge, a caliper and a Geiger counter to get results.

tigerlilly

Congrats, fellas!
Well this proves again miracles happen to those who…
just don't really give a fuck and do their thing?

And everyone else: Keep following the dream.

Pochipochi

Sakanosolo .

Nia

PFFFFFF-

This thread just became ten times funnier, what with all the new seniors and all.

Badass SnoCone

@Cyan:

I got a rock .

dirt monkey AL

fucking hell, bobby, now I'm reading all these posts in Gilbert's Gottfreid's voice

Monkey King

@THE:

I give this a C+. Good, but nowhere near good enough. You have not done enough homework, Kylor. I am afraid you are not yet ready to shoulder the responsibility of a rebel leader. But I am too old for such activity, so I will leave it to a less experienced and able man anyway.
To improve your skill, begin by writing 5000 words on masturbation, 5000 words on furniture, 100 words on the Buddhist concepts of Impermanence, Non-selfhood, Non-duality and Maya (illusion), 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Kantian Idealism and the concepts of phenomenon and noumenon, 5000 words on masturbation, 100 words on Hurrserlian concepts of intentionality and eidetic reduction, and 5000 words on masturbation… then maybe you will get better at ~~misinterpreting and distorting my words and~~ conveying your motivational message which is of great importance to the fates of million humans on Internet message-boards, my honorable successor, and they will get it the next time.
Did I forget to mention masturbation?

[hide]Yes, it is bad and you should feel bad, Kitty my dear. Contemplate on your disgraceful behavior and your sorry existence, then cut yourself to ease your mental pain, or better yet commit harakiri to atone for your dishonorable action if you have any manliness left in you. No, no, don't do that please. Only an uneducated ill-willed bitter asshole would joke about such a horrible thing as hara-kiri (and what does that word mean honestly?) to a nice, pleasant person such as you; or even tell you to feel bad just because some private nonsense you spouted out and distorted in someone's absence, who has nothing no to do with you anymore; so don't let yourself feel down because of such poisonous and negative words, my dear. And as a classy friendly gentleman I earnestly advise you to write a post somewhere about how you are not feeling very okay about yourself and I assure you wiiise and intelligent people will gather and give you compliments and reveal to you about how wonderful a person you actually are and offer you mental supports enough for a lifetime so that you can feel loved and cared about and have a place you belong to and as a well-deserved happy ending everyone will hug each other and melt together in blissful Internet fraternity. [Insert more blah blah here]. And so should everyone else who is crying out for recognition and status, including those who are openly against recognition and status. Don't let some childish trouble-maker ruin the fun and spoiling the mood of nice, well functional, mature human beings like yourselves.

Faithfully, Your irritating antisocial friend.

P/s: I am reminded of a quote from the psychologist, ah no, my favorite writer Henry Miller:

Oops, wrong one, sorry.
Yes, it obviously has everything to do with what I was trying to say. Or does it? Tremendously grateful am I for this defamation of character, ladies and gentlemen, and that you wish to lavish upon me so much love and care of which I am not worthy. No words that my humble mind could possible think of are able to sufficiently convey my deep admiration and gratitude for your kind and tender hearts which I divined, so the best I could now offer is my silent withdrawing into my solitary hermitage. Peace~[/hide]

So hows your self actualization campaign so far. Have you achieved being raped as way to enlightenment and pooping emotions.

dirt monkey AL

when the hell did he get back anyway

Md-Martin

You ever just wake up one day, look at the sunset and say, "Wow, I have Diabetes"?

That's what it takes to be a senior.

RPGJay

I love how horribly fitting this thread got. Congrats on the level up guys

Hiroy

The promotions actually saved the thread, though it's still bad as is.
It's part of the big plan you see.

Kitsune Inferno

How many Seniors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wooden_Giraffe

Who needs lightbulbs? You guys are stars~

Kitsune Inferno

@Wooden_Giraffe:

Who needs lightbulbs? You guys are stars~

Wrong answer. Try harder.

Wooden_Giraffe

How about 20 questions?

1st question: Is the answer a number?

bartholemew kuma

haha, we got more brown stars.
Congrats if you wanted it. Haha deal with it if you don't.
Perish in the stupid questions

captain usopp

we're not sure yet. that's why all our stars are brown. we'll get back to you on that.

RPGJay

And as always, enjoy the extra PMs you're going to receive from clueless newcomers who didn't read the FAQs.

Hiroy

God damned.
That was one crazy welcome party last night.
Where are my car keys?
I'm driving home unsobered.

Kitsune Inferno

I wasn't as thought as you drunk I was…

Hiroy

kitzune can you come pick me up i crazhed into tree and pizzed on an electric fence
an tell jon that i'm zorry for crazhing his car
i didn't know it waz hiz i zwear

Silence

That's okay, because I'm preemptively apologizing for breaking your legs in the near future!

See? All is forgiven. readies his metal bat

Kitsune Inferno

@Hiroy:

kitzune can you come pick me up i crazhed into tree and pizzed on an electric fence
an tell jon that i'm zorry for crazhing his car
i didn't know it waz hiz i zwear

ill brt once I find out whose dumpster im sleeping in