Spandam faced off against the giant monkey Masira, sipping a cup of coffee which he promptly spilled on himself.
"YEOOOOOWWWW!!! HOT-HOT-FUCKIN'-HOT!!!!"
"…" All Masira could manage was a sweatdrop.
After wiping the coffee from his pants as best he could, Spandam took up his rapier, and went into a dueling stance.
"Well? Let's get this over with! I've got suspects to interrogate!"
"..."
Begin the voting!!
Already voted first.
FOR SPANDAM.
second vote second post.
spandam
Sense when did Oda get premission to add the Undertaker into his Manga?
Spandam.. just.. just rocks. I can't not vote for him. It would be the end of me.
Sense when did Oda get premission to add the Undertaker into his Manga?
You mean Mankind.
I got your back.
I dislike apes. Therefore, I voted Spandam.
You mean Mankind.
I got your back.
Thanks Jon lol im not a westling fan as you can see XD
Spandam just rocks. His constant bad luck and how he reminds me of Kefka just commands me to vote for him, so I did.
@Mog:
Spandam.. just.. just rocks. I can't not vote for him. It would be the end of me.
SECONDEDED
I loved Spandam at first, then I despised him, and now I think I really like him again.
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
I voted for Spandam and I must say that I´m surprized that he´s leading. I was sure that Masira would win this race because of Spandam´s lack of fame. Glad to see I was wrong. 
Voted Masira, although I don't really have a distinct preference. Maybe if I had seen Spandam in the anime before this poll he woulda gotten my vote.
Spandam just cause I both love and hate him.
I voted for the man with the bondage mask.
Spandam is the weakest guy of the CP9, but also the coolest !!
He's such a funny/mean enemy !
VOTE SPANDAM !!
Spandam. I don't care for Masira, but Spandam… he fits his role so perfectly.
YOSH~!! I'm on the winning side again. ~<3
Spanda-fant + bondage mask = Saito love
Y'know, with Wiper gone, it's nice to know some of my favs are in the second round. Honestly, I would die of guilt if I'd voted for Mr. Ape-shit, this thing's one sided. Totally (well, excluding a few monkey lovers and those who haven't read up 
GO SPANDAM~!!!
~Saito
Spandam, he'll be hilarious in the anime…
Even though I must say the giant monkey made me laugh too... so, it wasn't that easy choosing...
I voted for the underdog (or ape in this case) Masira…
Had to go with the Monkey.
I nominated Masira, so who do you think I voted for? 
I love you, Spandam~ 
You and your weak ass self. xD
Gotta go with Spandam. Gotta love him.
-.- Voted for Masira purely because Spandam scares the bejeezus out of me. The man has an elephant that wears bondage leather for crying out loud…
Crazy monkey men > everything else.
Well, not really, but I want CP9 to lose. At everything.
Originally Posted by Battle Franky
Bad move, bub!
Come on guys, Spandam is everyone's favorite unlucky S&M fan… plus he has a bondage elephant. Everyone loves to hate him.
Bondage man, I hope you win!
Spandam, Considering he can never finish a full cup of coffee…EVER.
Ahahaha. SPANDAM. I'm actually drawing him as I write this XD
I hope you'll share it, Fin Fish… Spandam never gets any lovin'.
Oh god, check out my Deviant Art thing then. I've got a bunch of pictures of Spandam and Fullbody being a happy family in my gallery. XD
I love you so much right now.
"Dinner" is too great for words, hah~! Thats it, I suppose its time to sign up on DA.
Even though I know Masira would kick Spandam's ass, I just had to go with Spandam. I want to see him get his ass handed to him by a more worthy oppenent later on.
spandaman!
spandaman!
spandaman!
sugoi!
Sexual Harassment Spanda got my vote
looks at past 3 posts ooh well Spandam!!
i voted for spandam coz' i want him to be kicked by some other dude.
Well, I had to go for Spandam…but I do have an intense desire to buy him one of those plastic mugs with a lid on that you give to toddlers so they don't spill their drink
The monkey's too much for me so I voted for Spamdam.
I love em both.. But I feel pity for Masira so I vote for him..
Spandam, what can I say, dude cracks me up .
Me don't like monkeys, i rather have someone who is accused of sexual harassment. I love scandals ^^
Masira is losing badly… V_V
(( Poll over. ))
Masira charged madly, flailing his arms with great power. As he came in for a punch, Spandam faded to the side, and promptly stumbled while swinging his weapon, slicing Masira just below a rib.
The monkey yelped in pain, but merely clutched his wound and threw a second punch. Again Spandam dodged, this time tripping and spearing his sword through Masira's side. With unusual speed for him, he then drew his blade out at an angle from Masira, and sliced again, this time diagonally upwards. This time, Masira fell back, bleeding severely.
"H… Haha!! You can't stand up to me!! I AM SUPERIOR!! Right, monkey-shit?"
"Ooh... kk!! This monkey'll whip yer ass!!" Masira rose again, in a vicious charge that nailed Spandam squarely; the chief slammed the hilt of his sword onto Masira's neck, dropping him to the ground -- on top of Spandam -- unconscious.
"Get off me! Help me, someone!!"
-- Spanda Wins!! (M!!!!) --
~The princess and the swordsman~
How can you not fall in love with him?>Zoro x Vivi shipper forever<
