After One Piece (humor)

Bounty1Berry

Okay, so where do you see the characters spinning off to after OP wraps?

This started, cos I saw a pic of Ms Goldenweek and realised she looks like she belongs in a "girlie cartoon" like Rainbow Brite.

So in that spirit:

Tony Tony Chopper becomes a recurrent advertising symbol for a restaurant chain, like those creepy Spong Monkeys in the Quizno's Sub commercials a few years back.
I can immediately see him yelling "I must cure food poisoning" after each take.

Franky tries unsuccessfully to appear as Mister Insides on an educational TV show, but gets sacked for being too unrealistic, and scaring the children by removing parts while on air. On the same series, Hatchi makes a long and successful run as Captain Squidie.

We all know Usopp will appear on C-Span as an analyst. He speaks liar so fluently.

Senshi Mizaka

Luffy started a rehab clinic for meat addiction. So far, his only clients were Son Goku, Goku, Naruto, and Wapol.

Jango: After quitting the Marines, Jango discovered that his true dream was writing music. After the successful "One, Two, Jango", he became a multi-billionare, and took off one of his gloves. But, he got sued after inviting children over to his mansion for a sleepover by hypnotizing them. Many of his victims were the three kids: Piman, Tamengi, and Ninjin: former members of the Usopp Pirate crew, citizen of Gosa village: Chabo, and Apis from Gunkan Island.

warp

after one piece e true hollywood story:

most one piece characters had hard times trying to get mork work. most sucessful was tony tony chopper, but later was thrown in jail when finding 50 bags of majuwana(sp) he claimed it was for his paiteints, but cops found out he was lying. the cook sanji had his own cooking show until he was aressted for sex assult. usopp now works in the live action movie pinocchio. luffy also is in his own show with mr.fantastic as mr. fantastic and rubber lad. Poor nami killed herself when taxes took away all her money. robin now is a pop singer with her #1 hit i'll lend a hand. so there are good times and bad times for the strawhat crew.

im so bored

Pivitor

Mr. 2 Bon Clay starts a successful line of home exercise videos, and the "Okama Way Diet" sweeps the nation.

Eneru actually made it to the moon and begins to zap the bacteria there to life with his electricity, creating an alien army.

Nami becomes a successful weatherwoman, using an ultimate form of her ClimaTacts to manipulate the weather so that she is never wrong.

Chopper and Kaya both discover a cure for all diseases, and duel to the death for the right to distribute it.

Sanji gets a splinter while standing on his hands on the deck of a ship, and must quit cooking forever. He becomes a professional escourt.

Zoro gets mistaken for a rapper because of his bandanna and is shot fifty times. However, being Zoro, he survives, and starts a successful rap career as "Fifty Shot", or Fiddy for short ;)

Senshi Mizaka

Dr. Kureha: Made a self-help video entiltled "The Seceret of My Youth, and how I won't tell you.".

Wapol: Won several eating contests, and holds a record in the Book of Grand Line Records.

Buggy: Hosted an excercise show: Flashy Excercises!

Franky: He got together with Paulie, Kaku, and the other Galley La staff members, and started a show: Pimp My Ship.

Don Krieg: Became a mall security guard.

Vilia

Zoro gets a job as a crash dummy - no frills but hey there's enough money to buy food

Nami runs for parliament and becomes treasurer - money lost in Water 7 is peanuts to what she is managing now.

Buggy joins the circus and becomes the head of one of those clowns whose faces move backwards and fowards and you have to throw the ball in the open mouth. He always wins as he trips, pinches and otherwise cheats with his other body parts so he doesn't have to give away any toys.

Miss Monday joins one of those world wrestling shows on tv …

That'll do for the moment.

Janken Jack

Upon retiring from the Marines, Smoker started his own brand of cigars called Moku Moku Cigars. This in turn made him become the number one target for the anti-smoking organization: Truth. For one day, protestors would be at his door demonstrating the dangers of smoking through skits and people yelling through megaphones. To which Smoker already had enough and told them to go eat shit threw them off his property with his White Out technique. Kids saw this on TV and started smoking to be like their hero Smoker. When their parents tried to stop them, the kids all told them to go eat shit.

Slaygore

Ace will be a drug tester, testing out all the non-sleeping pills to see if they work

Zoro will become the famous diamond cutter in the world (yes I know he hasn't done it yet but he will)

Luffy will become the notorious buffet killer, causing thousands of buffet restaurants to close down.

Nami will somehow own the whole stock market with her weather schemes.

Too tired to do the rest

Redpirate

Nami get's a job hosting "Who wants to be a millionaire" but is sacked after one show when she gets to be the millionaire…

Sanji replaces Chen Kenichi on "The iron chef" and no-one else ever wins again, ever so the show is cancelled in three months for lack of applicants.

Shanks hires himself out every March as a lepricorn.

Luffy is turned into a new sling-shot by Usopp

Zoro sells steak knives on cable. He'll sharpen them too if you ask.

Buggy works as a stunt-double on French Revolution films.

Nico Robin finds success as a hand model.

Chopper makes a fetching pair of slippers....

ron_8

mr 2 bon clay sama was recruited to be part of the show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

sanji started a show called Love+Cooking, its a dating show w/ alot of in betweens cooking tips, recipes, and actual demos lol.

SereneCrimson

Alvida starts her own brand of cookware, starting with the "Sube Sube brand Non-stick frying pan"

Daz Bones becomes a deli-worker, he can slice any type of meat, thick or thin.

Miss Goldenweek pursued her dream of becoming a world renowned artist, yet her distinctive art style of "Drawing on people" didnt go very far.

Mohji and Richie decided they wanted to be just like "Sigfreid and Roy" but decided that going to Los Vegas to do casino shows is too far to travel, so they did roadside performances

Captain Kuro became a famous gardiner, yet whenever he made decorative hedges, they always looked like cats.

Tony Tony Chopper

Sanji went fishing and was never seen again

Usopp auditioned for
Pinoccio(and got the job)

Zoro auditioned for well… Zorro

Nami was thrown in jail. She was caught. Atlast :P

Like said Above somewhere, Luffy went to a meat rehab center XD~!!!

Robin became a clothes designer

Chopper became Santas new reindeer. He replaced Rudolph!

And thats basically what happened :)