SuNa steps into the ring, with a few of his fellow moderators behind him. Carly, GoAnderson, Zio, e1n, Konis, Straw Hat Luffy, and Pepsi all walk in, and SuNa grabs a microphone. â€œIs everyone ready?â€? His voice blares throughout. The crowd erupts in a roar of cheers. Pepsi grabs the microphone out of his hand, her hair waving in the breeze as she lunges for it. â€œTodayâ€s battleâ€¦â€? She began to speak, â€œIs between the first mate of the Straw Hat Crew, Roronoa Zoroâ€¦â€? The crowd cheers wildly as the green-haired swordsman steps calmly into the area. Pepsi passes the microphone to Straw Hat Luffy. â€œâ€¦And the Love Cook, Sanji!â€? Sanji calmly walks in, blowing a stream of smoke from his mouth. Konis blushes. â€œHeâ€s SO cute!â€? Sanji smirks cockily, and puts his cigarette back into his mouth. â€œDamnâ€¦ So many pretty girls in the crowd!â€? Zio grabs the microphone from Straw Hat Luffy. â€œLast year, Sanji was handed a humiliating defeat by Zoro. This year, Iâ€m sure he can come back and kick Zoroâ€s ass!â€? A bunch of Zoroâ€s fans grimace and boo. GoAnderson shook his head, yanking the microphone from Zioâ€s hands. â€œI beg to differ. I actually think Zoro will win again.â€? Zio grabbed it back, and a tug-of-war erupts between the two. e1n, agitated, walks behind the two. â€˜You guysâ€¦â€? He bashes their heads together. â€œSTOP BEING MORONS!â€? The two slowly fall to the ground. Carly facepalms, and Pepsi giggles. Konis grabs the microphone from the twitching Zioâ€s hand, and yells into it. â€œLetâ€s get this fight going!â€? The crowd roars. Sanji and Zoro step up to face each other. Zoro pulls out his swords, and Sanji raises his cigarette. â€œYou ready, Zoro?â€? Zoro laughs. â€œTo beat youâ€¦ Sure.â€? Sanji laughs mockingly back. â€œThatâ€s a laugh in and of itself. Allow me to show you just how strong I truly am.â€? He sticks his cigarette into his mouth. â€œEpaule~~!â€? â€œOni Giri~~!â€? There was a bright flash of light.
(Everyone, stupid stupid SuN is trying to find the poll button… I'll post the poll once I find it, okay? It's the first I've ever posted a poll.)