Usopp: Who dares to take on the Dread Pirate Captain Usopp next!?
Robin: Oh, my opponent is you, Mr. Liar?
Robin: Looks like we are to battle once again this year.
Usopp: Why do I always have to fight strong people!?
Robin: You seem to be on edge. Are you worried?
Usopp: M-Me!? Of course not! I'll have you know Two Hundred and Two people voted for me last round!
Robin: Two Hundred and Ten people voted for me last round.
Usopp: Hah! But I have a back-up of Eight Thousand Men!
Robin: Really now? Well you sure are Mr. Popular aren't you?
Usopp: I've met and done battle with the Legendary Face Eater of Zarboc Island!
Robin: Oh? How is Tabby? I trust she's well. Serves some nice tea she does.
Usopp: I've halted Ice Warriors in the Frozen Continent of Ablet!
Robin: Cybermen, in the mining colony of Sector 8
Usopp: Negative Ghost Princesses!
Robin: Living Plastic…
Usopp: Man-Eating Plants
Robin: I like it. Maybe you can add that one if you actually defeat me
Usopp: I've took down Luffy and Sanji!
Robin: I've took down Crocodile and the World's greatest Swordsman…
Usopp: Come on Robin! We are friends! Go easy on me.
Robin: Fine. I'll go easy on you. But don't complain if you die in the process. Now. B-6
Usopp: NO! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
Announcer: This is a fight using the game Battleships!?
(Intro by Cyber-Robin)