@Nia:
I just woke up and, like always, ate a bowl of cereal.
Now my stomach appears to be eating itself in protest, and I don't know why. Uuugh, the pain! I'll never trust this brand of cereal ever again.But wait, it gets worse. My mom forgot that I wanted a tiramisu and is now making a cheesecake instead. Oh, what have I done to deserve all this?!? (in case you missed it: [/sarcasm])
If you don't want it, then put it in the ol' mail box and send it my way. We don't actualy have cheesecake here.
The only time I ate one was an ice cream one, and that comes from, I assume, a fake-y italian food production company from Germany (still not as fake as "Italiamo") and it's fricken expensive !
–- Update From New Post Merge ---
… what do I do when there's a lizard in the fridge, but when I try to remove it it moves?
Define it's place in the food chain.
If it's anything above a bear….RUN !