This is no normal round. This is a moment of truth. And this truth, it shall set you free.
Mr. goody two shoes three shoes or whatever he likes to call himself–or lil Brennen, as I prefer--is plotting something foul for this tournament. He calls upon event staff to do his bidding, but stabs them in the back the second they bow to his false crown. Hear me out, it is a conspiracy.
lil Brennen hates me. He wants to see Vasco fail and hurt my feelings--a thuggish bully who leaps at the chance to kick down our sand castles and push old ladies down stairs. Robby is a nice fellow and not the first person on my list of people to kill, but he was used by lil Brennen. lil Brennen let Robby run amok with his Krieg campaign as a decoy, delaying the momentum Vasco would have had from my last drinking binge. Is this the guy you want representing you? lil Brennen is a Mussolini wannabe. The man takes pictures of cute kids and posts them in the picture thread as his own. He has a weird hair color and probably smells like somebody who uses soap as shaving cream. I will not stand for this. He is trying to hold me back, he is trying to hold you back!!!
Every ten votes Vasco shot receives, I will take a shot. If you vote for anyone lil Brennen votes for, you sacrifice any decency and credibility due to you. Hurt the one who hurts us! Hurl him from his throne and DRINK!!!!!!