"UWAAOOOO–-!!! HERE WE ARE, FOLKS!! The match-up of cute vs. cute, Carue the duck vs. Chopper the reindeer! UWAAAOOO---!!!" The voice over the loudspeaker was clearly Tileston's, brash as ever.
"Yep, that's right, Tileston!" came another voice, this time Paulie's. "Two very adorable creatures, set to fight it out here in the arena. Who will win? Let's take a look at the contestants from the ringside..."
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"... Oh. Wait. We don't have any. DAMN YOU, ABSENT FIELD REPORTERS!!! Can someone frickin' get us a field reporter, here?! And where's my coffee, scandalous woman?!! Start the damn match already!!"
Carue and Chopper faced off in the arena, each sporting a look of determination.
"Quaaaackk–!!" quoth the duck.
"Yeah... I know. Let's both give it our best."
Let the match of cuteness BEGIN!!